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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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WoFlowz
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actually not gonna recover from the sunday scary this weekend. i’m still fuckin hung over, have a meeting with a prof 7-9 tonight and a exam at 8am then classes and labs all day tmr
8 months ago
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partyandBS
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WoFlowzactually not gonna recover from the sunday scary this weekend. i’m still fuckin hung over, have a meeting with a prof 7-9 tonight and a exam at 8am then classes and labs all day tmr


pussy
8 months ago
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GayWolf420
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WoFlowzactually not gonna recover from the sunday scary this weekend. i’m still fuckin hung over, have a meeting with a prof 7-9 tonight and a exam at 8am then classes and labs all day tmr

You gotta mix a few waters in bud
8 months ago
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Dlonetti
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WoFlowzactually not gonna recover from the sunday scary this weekend. i’m still fuckin hung over, have a meeting with a prof 7-9 tonight and a exam at 8am then classes and labs all day tmr

you need gatorade with a salt packet mixed in and shitty college dining hall scrambled eggs. ultimate hang over cure for me during college
8 months ago
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BallClapper
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lol, brought it upon yourself dumbass.
WoFlowzactually not gonna recover from the sunday scary this weekend. i’m still fuckin hung over, have a meeting with a prof 7-9 tonight and a exam at 8am then classes and labs all day tmr
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cyphers
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WoFlowzactually not gonna recover from the sunday scary this weekend. i’m still fuckin hung over, have a meeting with a prof 7-9 tonight and a exam at 8am then classes and labs all day tmr


sweat the poison out with a hot shower and then take a nap. ibuprofen and water tomorrow. also what kind of prof wants you to meet with them sunday night thats fucking weird.
8 months ago
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WoFlowz
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Dlonettiyou need gatorade with a salt packet mixed in and shitty college dining hall scrambled eggs. ultimate hang over cure for me during college


cypherssweat the poison out with a hot shower and then take a nap. ibuprofen and water tomorrow. also what kind of prof wants you to meet with them sunday night thats fucking weird.


tbh i’m sorta surprised i’m hungover usually doesn’t happen…we did go thru a lot of tequila tho. Downed a ton of liquid IV and ate some carbs. Did not enjoy my review session at all and felt like i got absolutely nothing out of it when i coulda been eating or sleeping.
8 months ago
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Mingg
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Spent the weekend on vacation with my parents who fucking snore and have no consideration for others at night/early morning. Now I’m home and laying down and my asshole fucking neighbors are blasting music. I can’t catch a fucking break. I just want to sleep for more than 4 hours uninterrupted.
8 months ago
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partyandBS
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8 more days until election season is over!!! thank fuckin god. political ads, “news” media outlets, and politicians are the scum of the earth. just a week left and then some crying from the losers and its over i hope. would prefer if there wasn’t political noise after the election but that’s probably wishful thinking. if trump wins, we will see more impeachment attempts and just more than i want to hear like last time he was president. if kamala wins, we will hear all about the cheating and corruption but hopefully that stops relatively quick too. i just want people to come together again by thanksgiving lol. is that too much to ask??
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ColoradoDogfart
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partyandBSi just want people to come together again by thanksgiving lol. is that too much to ask??

This thanksgiving?? Yea that isn’t gonna happen 😂
8 months ago
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cyphers
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partyandBS8 more days until election season is over!!! thank fuckin god. political ads, “news” media outlets, and politicians are the scum of the earth. just a week left and then some crying from the losers and its over i hope. would prefer if there wasn’t political noise after the election but that’s probably wishful thinking. if trump wins, we will see more impeachment attempts and just more than i want to hear like last time he was president. if kamala wins, we will hear all about the cheating and corruption but hopefully that stops relatively quick too. i just want people to come together again by thanksgiving lol. is that too much to ask??


for real i was watching football over the weekend and it was back to back to back "kamala is eating transgender migrant babies" ads. if there's one thing america lacks it's thankfulness for the relative safety and comfort we enjoy
8 months ago
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PartyBullshiit
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partyandBS8 more days until election season is over!!! thank fuckin god. political ads, “news” media outlets, and politicians are the scum of the earth. just a week left and then some crying from the losers and its over i hope. would prefer if there wasn’t political noise after the election but that’s probably wishful thinking. if trump wins, we will see more impeachment attempts and just more than i want to hear like last time he was president. if kamala wins, we will hear all about the cheating and corruption but hopefully that stops relatively quick too. i just want people to come together again by thanksgiving lol. is that too much to ask??


We haven’t heard the end of crying about the 2020 election. This one will roll right on through 2028
8 months ago
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VTshredder69
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It's crazy how quick and easy it is to fall into apathy and despair without even realizing it. It starts off with just a simple day of skipping the gym and eating mcdonalds after a long day in the office...instead of exercising or cooking a healthy meal. Next thing you know it's been a month and its now routine.

Make it a priority to get out and do what you love and you'll recall why its worth the arduous journey of mantaining good habits.
partyandBSdamn just realized im showing some pretty depressive tendencies lately. nothing feels good enough. eating like shit. not very hydrated. get home and just spend hours on the couch watching shit idgaf about. constantly apathetic at work. not talking to many people. listening to sad boy rap. not cleaning my room. not showering. not shaving. i need a haircut. god damn i need to bike or ski. fuck mudseason.
8 months ago
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armchair_skier
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partyandBS8 more days until election season is over!!! thank fuckin god. political ads, “news” media outlets, and politicians are the scum of the earth. just a week left and then some crying from the losers and its over i hope. would prefer if there wasn’t political noise after the election but that’s probably wishful thinking. if trump wins, we will see more impeachment attempts and just more than i want to hear like last time he was president. if kamala wins, we will hear all about the cheating and corruption but hopefully that stops relatively quick too. i just want people to come together again by thanksgiving lol. is that too much to ask??


idk about your family but its going to be passive aggressive as fuck and someone is going to spaz out at my table lol
8 months ago
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VTshredder69
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PartyBullshiitWe haven’t heard the end of crying about the 2020 election. This one will roll right on through 2028


Trump just copied what Hillary said in 2016. Don't forget the OG original election denier.
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Yeah the broncos game commercials were hitting all the buzzwords
cyphersfor real i was watching football over the weekend and it was back to back to back "kamala is eating transgender migrant babies" ads. if there's one thing america lacks it's thankfulness for the relative safety and comfort we enjoy
8 months ago
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partyandBS
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colorado be dumb as fuck sometimes. voted to join a pact that the state electoral college votes go to whomever won the national election popular vote (even if the state popular vote was for the other candidate!) the idea is that each person in the us has the same voting power which is fuckin stupid. that means the entire state of co has less than half the voting power of los angeles metropolitan area. that gives away our power as rural states to vote for things that align with rural states. instead, initiatives will be focused on gen pop so politicians on the national stage will make policies that will disproportionately benefit massive metropolitan areas instead of the US as a whole.

this pact really came to be because in recent history 2 presidents have been elected by electoral college while losing the popular vote. bush and trump were those presidents both of which i wouldn’t have voted for but i still think this is a dumb as fuck initiative for a state that lacks population. who the fuck passed this?!

luckily, there needs to be more states in the pact for this to go into effect. currently at 196 of the 270+ electoral college votes needed so itll be sometime before we switch to a popular vote that benefits cali, texas, ny, and fl more than the rest of the us.
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SlushSeason
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partyandBScolorado be dumb as fuck sometimes. voted to join a pact that the state electoral college votes go to whomever won the national election popular vote (even if the state popular vote was for the other candidate!) the idea is that each person in the us has the same voting power which is fuckin stupid. that means the entire state of co has less than half the voting power of los angeles metropolitan area. that gives away our power as rural states to vote for things that align with rural states. instead, initiatives will be focused on gen pop so politicians on the national stage will make policies that will disproportionately benefit massive metropolitan areas instead of the US as a whole.

this pact really came to be because in recent history 2 presidents have been elected by electoral college while losing the popular vote. bush and trump were those presidents both of which i wouldn’t have voted for but i still think this is a dumb as fuck initiative for a state that lacks population. who the fuck passed this?!

luckily, there needs to be more states in the pact for this to go into effect. currently at 196 of the 270+ electoral college votes needed so itll be sometime before we switch to a popular vote that benefits cali, texas, ny, and fl more than the rest of the us.


Man that is an absolutely retarded thing to willingly impose on one's state. Whoever voted for that just assumes that their state will 100% of the time vote "correctly" and align with the popular vote.
If the dems ever get their wish and Puerto Rico or DC become states, it would be totally conceivable that they win the electoral vote but lose the popular vote. Even for really partisan people that want to win at all costs, this is so shortsighted
8 months ago
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Mixy
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WoFlowzactually not gonna recover from the sunday scary this weekend. i’m still fuckin hung over, have a meeting with a prof 7-9 tonight and a exam at 8am then classes and labs all day tmr


WoFlowz on Saturday night
8 months ago
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GayWolf420
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little1337WoFlowz on Saturday night

HJ at the bar is crazy
8 months ago
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profa_212
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little1337WoFlowz on Saturday night


I need to stop going on NS at work lolol
8 months ago
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Goretex_Vidal
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I’m pretty sure I got the AAA guy who came to unlock my dead car fired and I’m glad.

I called in a complaint on him because he accused me of trying to steal my own car that I’d called AAA for a lockout and dead battery (electronic locks meant the smart key was useless)

The garage attendant overheard his shouting and called the cops and I got to explain to them that I was asking the driver to “break into” my car that was sitting in the spot I pay for.
8 months ago
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BallClapper
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At least he got game. supposedly.
little1337WoFlowz on Saturday night
8 months ago
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Sivvy
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little1337WoFlowz on Saturday night


NO NO STOP IT NO OMG....WHY ARE HIS LEGS SO PALE AWHHHHHH NOOO
8 months ago
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BallClapper
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Google sucks. Bro, already got e-mail confirmation (bogus) and now you want number??? Hell no.

Got here in the first place cuz YouTube wouldn't let me watch stuff saying I'm a bot. Dog I just wanted to watch "what's your number." Fucking stupid.
8 months ago
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iH8pow
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I hate how late night TV has been consumed by political narratives. I say this as a mostly left leaning voter, I don’t disagree with most of their content and political views, but it’s not comedy, and just seeing it turn into such a well oiled propoganda machine is just such a turn off. I miss when Colbert played a great faux-Republican on Comedy Central—that was comedy. Now he’s a shameless karma farmer
8 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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profa_212I need to stop going on NS at work lolol


I fucking opened this thread in the middle of class
8 months ago
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Vzx
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SendyMcSendyfaceI fucking opened this thread in the middle of class


Same 😭
8 months ago
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dopesnowenjoyer
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SendyMcSendyfaceI fucking opened this thread in the middle of class


bro im in chemistry 😭

**This post was edited on Oct 30th 2024 at 12:07:00pm
8 months ago
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FakeKalmar
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Last rant before I will be positive af

I had to write an opinion piece in the class that replaces religion teaching for me. Teacher didn't say how long it's supposed to be and we had 30 mins to write it+ to finish it at home if you didn't do it in class, so I thought It was not supposed to be long.
I wrote 500 mark piece of shit in 15 minutes and today the teacher said 3000 marks was good length... Could have told it earlier.

I hope It was enough to pass.
8 months ago
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cool270out
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I’m a contractor and I have pretty great clients. But I’m also ridiculously sensitive and people bug out about the smallest shit. It’s not hard tk
fix but it ruins my whole day. I take so much pride in my work but will immediately wreck when people aren’t 100% happy. It kinda bums me out to see my 5 star google rating. Like why do I bend over backwards for everyone
8 months ago
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BallClapper
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ZenyattaKick
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Congrats to all you lucky bastards that have snow already… it was 24 degrees Celsius (80 degrees Fahrenheit) today! I just want winter to come lol
8 months ago
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Goretex_Vidal
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We were handing out candy tonight during our neighborhood’s Halloween parade; the past couple years we’ve been out for two hours and usually get 300 kids at our door. Tonight a woman who had to be in her fifties shoved through a group of kids and palmed all the full size candy bars like she played D1 ball and threw them in her backpack. We were cleaned out after 35 minutes and had to turn away our neighbors’ kids (6 & 8) when they got back from the parade. Next year I’m charging adults for the candy.
8 months ago
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TowRopes
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Goretex_VidalWe were handing out candy tonight during our neighborhood’s Halloween parade; the past couple years we’ve been out for two hours and usually get 300 kids at our door. Tonight a woman who had to be in her fifties shoved through a group of kids and palmed all the full size candy bars like she played D1 ball and threw them in her backpack. We were cleaned out after 35 minutes and had to turn away our neighbors’ kids (6 & 8) when they got back from the parade. Next year I’m charging adults for the candy.


should have beat the ever living shit out of her for being a bitch
7 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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Goretex_VidalWe were handing out candy tonight during our neighborhood’s Halloween parade; the past couple years we’ve been out for two hours and usually get 300 kids at our door. Tonight a woman who had to be in her fifties shoved through a group of kids and palmed all the full size candy bars like she played D1 ball and threw them in her backpack. We were cleaned out after 35 minutes and had to turn away our neighbors’ kids (6 & 8) when they got back from the parade. Next year I’m charging adults for the candy.


what a fuckin looser jesus, shoulda called her out
7 months ago
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OregonDead
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Goretex_VidalWe were handing out candy tonight during our neighborhood’s Halloween parade; the past couple years we’ve been out for two hours and usually get 300 kids at our door. Tonight a woman who had to be in her fifties shoved through a group of kids and palmed all the full size candy bars like she played D1 ball and threw them in her backpack. We were cleaned out after 35 minutes and had to turn away our neighbors’ kids (6 & 8) when they got back from the parade. Next year I’m charging adults for the candy.


I prefer to put it in their bag myself . I would hate getting someone too grabby but usually I get the other problem where kids are too polite. Usually get very few trick or treaters so I have to load those kids up
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profa_212
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OregonDeadI prefer to put it in their bag myself . I would hate getting someone too grabby but usually I get the other problem where kids are too polite. Usually get very few trick or treaters so I have to load those kids up


When kids only take one I hit em with the grab a handful and when they go straight to the handful I tell em to leave some for everyone else lol


Had wayyyy more kids taking only one this year though which was great to see. Might be some actual parenting going on.



Also got tired at like 9 and left the bowl on the stoop. Heard a group of teenagers roll by yelling "remember take only one guys" sarcastically af. Figured my bowl would be gone and went to refill it and to my surprise the group of 9-10 high schoolers actually only took one piece each



The kids are alright
7 months ago
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BallClapper
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I’ma leave this here.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1099394/--YouTube
7 months ago
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dognutsdogfart
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BallClapperI’ma leave this here.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1099394/--YouTube

libtards
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SteezyYeeter
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Goretex_VidalWe were handing out candy tonight during our neighborhood’s Halloween parade; the past couple years we’ve been out for two hours and usually get 300 kids at our door. Tonight a woman who had to be in her fifties shoved through a group of kids and palmed all the full size candy bars like she played D1 ball and threw them in her backpack. We were cleaned out after 35 minutes and had to turn away our neighbors’ kids (6 & 8) when they got back from the parade. Next year I’m charging adults for the candy.


there's no way you just say there and took it like a bitch? shoulda chased her down and beat the shit out of her
7 months ago
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armchair_skier
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BallClapperI’ma leave this here.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1099394/--YouTube

Music majors should be put on a barge and pushed out to sea
7 months ago
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profa_212
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Bruh I love the sushi place down the street but fucking hell the service is dogshit. Order to go and it takes 2 hours and counting. The employees are all sitting talking while 1 j1 is slicing fish. Fuck y’all.


The only people in this restaurant are sitting waiting for food. There’s only two of us. Wild if I didn’t live a 2 minute walk from the place I’d lose my shit
7 months ago
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profa_212
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Well as a follow up that was awkward as fuck

Ordered through door dash so I just cancelled my order . Literally as I was walking around the corner to leave the dude walks around the corner calling my name.

Also, exact same time their door dash computer starts screaming at them that I cancelled my order. If there was ever a time for the curb your enthusiasm theme song in my life it was that.


Fuck them tho. I ordered two hours before and they said it was ready 1.5 before.
7 months ago
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Non_State_Actor
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profa_212Well as a follow up that was awkward as fuck

Ordered through door dash so I just cancelled my order . Literally as I was walking around the corner to leave the dude walks around the corner calling my name.

Also, exact same time their door dash computer starts screaming at them that I cancelled my order. If there was ever a time for the curb your enthusiasm theme song in my life it was that.


Fuck them tho. I ordered two hours before and they said it was ready 1.5 before.


If it's two minutes from your house why did you order through doordash? Your just screwing the restaurant and yourself. Just call them or drop by, they'll be much happier to deal with you without the app bs.
7 months ago
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armchair_skier
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What running shoes do I buy if my feet are super fucking wide

my hokas are fucking trash and give me blisters if I do more than 5km
7 months ago
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Rock_Inhabitant
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armchair_skierWhat running shoes do I buy if my feet are super fucking wide

my hokas are fucking trash and give me blisters if I do more than 5km


get altras, they got some wide ass toeboxes
7 months ago
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Poikenz
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I commute to work every morning at the same exact time (not surprise). Anyway for the last year I have noticed that there is an old dude who parks his car on the same stretch of road across from a storage unit at 6:20- 6:25ish every day.

At first I assumed he was using the wifi of the storage unit across the street to check his emails or some shit, but recent encounters over the past 6 months have made me come to the realization that this dude100% stops there to jerk off.

It's fucking weird, and I am not sure what to do. I really want to call the cops because it's really messed up, but I am not sure if what he is doing is illegal. It's a quiet road so if the cops have to catch him in the act of displaying some form of public masturbation/ nudity I doubt they ever would. Although I doubt they would even listen or care to show up.

I'd dump a bunch of nails there but I know other people park in that area and I'd rather not ruin someone else's day.
7 months ago
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profa_212
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Non_State_ActorIf it's two minutes from your house why did you order through doordash? Your just screwing the restaurant and yourself. Just call them or drop by, they'll be much happier to deal with you without the app bs.


I meant drive

But


Also I just looked it up and never realized how much it fucks the restaurant. Definitely gunna just call from here out.
7 months ago
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GayWolf420
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It's kinda weird being at OEC/Patrol Orientation dinner and not having a beer in hand
7 months ago
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