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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 3170 - Karma: 28,768
fabbejus let chat gpt do all the work for you brahhh


not sure how I'm supposed to get chat GPT to rivet a wing section for me
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fabbe
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SendyMcSendyfacenot sure how I'm supposed to get chat GPT to rivet a wing section for me


if there is a will there is a way - CityBoyJJ
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SteezyYeeter
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fuck my aplac teacher. ugly fatass hoe.
8 months ago
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labubu-craze
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My bully at school is more successful than me. FFS
8 months ago
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armchair_skier
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1spliff2guinniesMy bully at school is more successful than me. FFS


Rules of nature
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nmwninjart
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BigPurpleSkiSuitGo to trader joes for 3 items in quantity. They are fully out of both chicken dumplings and chicken sausage at 5 PM on a Monday.


Wtf guys come on?

There's a massive recall going on right now for packaged chicken products.
Yay Listeria.
8 months ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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nmwninjartThere's a massive recall going on right now for packaged chicken products.
Yay Listeria.


oh shit, thank you! Gonna toss all the TJ frozen chicken I have in my freezer right now since I see that label is on the ones I have
8 months ago
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partyandBS
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nmwninjartThere's a massive recall going on right now for packaged chicken products.
Yay Listeria.


listeria is easily killed by cooking chicken to an internal temp of 165 or whatever they always say for chicken. so precooked things that your warming up might be problematic as people will not thoroughly cook them and they may not have reached that temp in processing either. raw chicken that still needs to be prepared is probably good since your gonna cook it anyway.
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VTshredder69
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partyandBSlisteria is easily killed by cooking chicken to an internal temp of 165 or whatever they always say for chicken. so precooked things that your warming up might be problematic as people will not thoroughly cook them and they may not have reached that temp in processing either. raw chicken that still needs to be prepared is probably good since your gonna cook it anyway.


If you don't eat chicken medium rare, what are you even doing?
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SlushSeason
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VTshredder69If you don't eat chicken medium rare, what are you even doing?


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partyandBS
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VTshredder69If you don't eat chicken medium rare, what are you even doing?


evading listeria like a beta male bitch
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VTshredder69
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partyandBSevading listeria like a beta male bitch


I pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
8 months ago
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partyandBS
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VTshredder69I pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


i dont think that would fit your vegan diet soyboi
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ModMommy
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Send husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.
8 months ago
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SofaKingSick
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VTshredder69I pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??
8 months ago
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VTshredder69
Posts: 4244 - Karma: -12,344
SofaKingSickyou eat pieces of shit for breakfast??


.....NO

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**This post was edited on Oct 17th 2024 at 9:57:24am
8 months ago
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SteezyYeeter
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ModMommySend husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.


ur married?? congratulations! I mean ik u had a bf, but whatevs. also low-key like if I had a wife I would lowk drive like 12 hours to get her bread if she wanted it. lowk type shit.
8 months ago
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partyandBS
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ModMommySend husband


wait what? you got married and you didn’t tell or invite all of us?!
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Rock_Inhabitant
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partyandBSwait what? you got married and you didn’t tell or invite all of us?!


Invited? Imagine three guys sitting at the very back of the venue in tall tees smokin a spliff. And everybody else is in a suit
8 months ago
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Non_State_Actor
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ModMommySend husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.

Do you guys not have mobile phones? Next time he can just write "hey, not seeing any fancy bread, they have this...(Photo of bread option) And this...(Another photo of bread option)

Also, no treats? Just wine?
8 months ago
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Lenny-
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SteezyYeeterlow-key like if I had a wife I would lowk drive like 12 hours to get her bread if she wanted it. lowk type shit.


While we are imagining things, I was imagining, while you are driving 12 hours to get your wife bread, maybe I would be keeping her company.
8 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 3170 - Karma: 28,768
ModMommySend husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.


oi bro when did you get married? (congrats btw!!!!!).
8 months ago
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ModMommy
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Non_State_ActorDo you guys not have mobile phones? Next time he can just write "hey, not seeing any fancy bread, they have this...(Photo of bread option) And this...(Another photo of bread option)

Also, no treats? Just wine?


That’s the thing, i didn’t want fancy bread. I usually bake some if we need something nice. Just the typical French bread loaf by the checkout.
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Mixy
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partyandBSwait what? you got married and you didn’t tell or invite all of us?!


I was shocked, she should have her husband join NS as ‘The Mod Father’
8 months ago
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Slowbro
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I fainted today eating some toast and whacked my chin on the countertop. Very weird
8 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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SlowbroI fainted today eating some toast and whacked my chin on the countertop. Very weird


Jesus, you drink enough/eat enough today? Glad you're ok (I assume)
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Lonely
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SendyMcSendyfaceJesus, you drink enough/eat enough today? Glad you're ok (I assume)


He just ate the toast that makes you pass out and hit your chin on the counter that's all
8 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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LonelyHe just ate the toast that makes you pass out and hit your chin on the counter that's all


shit I shoulda known
8 months ago
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Slowbro
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SendyMcSendyfaceJesus, you drink enough/eat enough today? Glad you're ok (I assume)


It was right when I woke up. I feel fine other than I might have a cold
8 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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SlowbroIt was right when I woke up. I feel fine other than I might have a cold


Well keep an eye on yourself homie! Head to a doc if ya feel light-headed or faint again for sure.
8 months ago
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GayWolf420
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It would be chill if everyone's work clothes didn't get ruined by diesel because we refuse to utilize some sort of vehicle dedicated to fueling things. Like a truck with a tank. What a concept.
8 months ago
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ColoradoDogfart
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Leaving an entire mechanics hw for the evening it’s due was an extremely poor decision
8 months ago
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BallClapper
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Hi 👋🏻
8 months ago
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WoFlowz
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ColoradoDogfartLeaving an entire mechanics hw for the evening it’s due was an extremely poor decision


leaving my rough draft on urbanizations indirect influence on the expansion of the roman empire till tmr night after a 3 hr drive and 8hr shift
8 months ago
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PeppermillReno
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I want my brother Milfhunter back in here.

Really good dude. He hates Israel too and supports Palestine like me.
8 months ago
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labubu-craze
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I don't know about you Yanks or Euros but here in NZ Toyota Land Cruiser drivers are the worst.
8 months ago
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WoFlowz
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1spliff2guinniesI don't know about you Yanks or Euros but here in NZ Toyota Land Cruiser drivers are the worst.


land cruiser and tacoma resellers are the worst.
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Slowbro
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1spliff2guinniesI don't know about you Yanks or Euros but here in NZ Toyota Land Cruiser drivers are the worst.

Ram pickups here in AB. They have a death wish
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GayWolf420
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1spliff2guinniesI don't know about you Yanks or Euros but here in NZ Toyota Land Cruiser drivers are the worst.

I'm in a rural area. Lots of old trucks and lifted trucks and SUVs driven by the local rednecks all love tailgating first thing in the morning or if you're not going 15 over on a 2 lane road
8 months ago
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Non_State_Actor
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WoFlowzland cruiser and tacoma resellers are the worst.

"I know what I got"
8 months ago
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PartyBullshiit
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Non_State_Actor"I know what I got"


1000% Land Cruiser sellers.
8 months ago
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Sivvy
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This right here scares me
8 months ago
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BallClapper
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Rock_InhabitantInvited? Imagine three guys sitting at the very back of the venue in tall tees smokin a spliff. And everybody else is in a suit


Make it 4
8 months ago
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Sivvy
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WoFlowzland cruiser and tacoma resellers are the worst.



8 months ago
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WoFlowz
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chat i’m so cooked, i forgot it was my weekend to observe and collect fruit flies for my genetics lab group. Totally forgot and went home for the weekend and now i ruined all three of our cultures and the corresponding crosses
8 months ago
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SteezyYeeter
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WoFlowzchat i’m so cooked, i forgot it was my weekend to observe and collect fruit flies for my genetics lab group. Totally forgot and went home for the weekend and now i ruined all three of our cultures and the corresponding crosses


use fake data
8 months ago
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VTshredder69
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WoFlowzchat i’m so cooked, i forgot it was my weekend to observe and collect fruit flies for my genetics lab group. Totally forgot and went home for the weekend and now i ruined all three of our cultures and the corresponding crosses


lmfao. absolute worst lab partner ever
8 months ago
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BallClapper
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“Hey siri, set a reminder for me to go watch fruit flys and scratch my balls on Saturday morning 8am”
WoFlowzchat i’m so cooked, i forgot it was my weekend to observe and collect fruit flies for my genetics lab group. Totally forgot and went home for the weekend and now i ruined all three of our cultures and the corresponding crosses
8 months ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I'm thinking about a later 3rd gen tacoma and it is appalling how much people are asking for stuff like that
Sivvy
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labubu-craze
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Sivvy

This right here scares me


Yeah, Reddit is a scary place.
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