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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
Jun 24 2014 10:59PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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fabbejus let chat gpt do all the work for you brahhh


not sure how I'm supposed to get chat GPT to rivet a wing section for me
Oct 15 2024 3:12PM
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fabbe
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SendyMcSendyfacenot sure how I'm supposed to get chat GPT to rivet a wing section for me


if there is a will there is a way - CityBoyJJ
Oct 15 2024 3:51PM
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SteezyYeeter
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fuck my aplac teacher. ugly fatass hoe.
Oct 15 2024 5:48PM
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1spliff2guinnies
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My bully at school is more successful than me. FFS
Oct 15 2024 8:54PM
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armchair_skier
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1spliff2guinniesMy bully at school is more successful than me. FFS


Rules of nature
Oct 15 2024 8:58PM
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nmwninjart
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BigPurpleSkiSuitGo to trader joes for 3 items in quantity. They are fully out of both chicken dumplings and chicken sausage at 5 PM on a Monday.


Wtf guys come on?

There's a massive recall going on right now for packaged chicken products.
Yay Listeria.
Oct 16 2024 12:26PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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nmwninjartThere's a massive recall going on right now for packaged chicken products.
Yay Listeria.


oh shit, thank you! Gonna toss all the TJ frozen chicken I have in my freezer right now since I see that label is on the ones I have
Oct 16 2024 3:28PM
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partyandBS
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nmwninjartThere's a massive recall going on right now for packaged chicken products.
Yay Listeria.


listeria is easily killed by cooking chicken to an internal temp of 165 or whatever they always say for chicken. so precooked things that your warming up might be problematic as people will not thoroughly cook them and they may not have reached that temp in processing either. raw chicken that still needs to be prepared is probably good since your gonna cook it anyway.
Oct 16 2024 4:22PM
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VTshredder69
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partyandBSlisteria is easily killed by cooking chicken to an internal temp of 165 or whatever they always say for chicken. so precooked things that your warming up might be problematic as people will not thoroughly cook them and they may not have reached that temp in processing either. raw chicken that still needs to be prepared is probably good since your gonna cook it anyway.


If you don't eat chicken medium rare, what are you even doing?
Oct 16 2024 4:26PM
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SlushSeason
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VTshredder69If you don't eat chicken medium rare, what are you even doing?


I
Oct 16 2024 5:05PM
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partyandBS
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VTshredder69If you don't eat chicken medium rare, what are you even doing?


evading listeria like a beta male bitch
Oct 16 2024 5:30PM
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VTshredder69
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partyandBSevading listeria like a beta male bitch


I pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Oct 16 2024 6:46PM
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partyandBS
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VTshredder69I pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


i dont think that would fit your vegan diet soyboi
Oct 16 2024 7:10PM
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ModMommy
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Send husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.
Oct 17 2024 9:08AM
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SofaKingSick
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VTshredder69I pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


you eat pieces of shit for breakfast??
Oct 17 2024 9:52AM
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VTshredder69
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SofaKingSickyou eat pieces of shit for breakfast??


.....NO

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**This post was edited on Oct 17th 2024 at 9:57:24am
Oct 17 2024 9:56AM
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SteezyYeeter
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ModMommySend husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.


ur married?? congratulations! I mean ik u had a bf, but whatevs. also low-key like if I had a wife I would lowk drive like 12 hours to get her bread if she wanted it. lowk type shit.
Oct 17 2024 10:03AM
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partyandBS
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ModMommySend husband


wait what? you got married and you didn’t tell or invite all of us?!
Oct 17 2024 10:08AM
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Rock_Inhabitant
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partyandBSwait what? you got married and you didn’t tell or invite all of us?!


Invited? Imagine three guys sitting at the very back of the venue in tall tees smokin a spliff. And everybody else is in a suit
Oct 17 2024 10:40AM
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Non_State_Actor
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ModMommySend husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.

Do you guys not have mobile phones? Next time he can just write "hey, not seeing any fancy bread, they have this...(Photo of bread option) And this...(Another photo of bread option)

Also, no treats? Just wine?
Oct 17 2024 11:33AM
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Lenny-
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SteezyYeeterlow-key like if I had a wife I would lowk drive like 12 hours to get her bread if she wanted it. lowk type shit.


While we are imagining things, I was imagining, while you are driving 12 hours to get your wife bread, maybe I would be keeping her company.
Oct 17 2024 11:55AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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ModMommySend husband to store to buy French bread. He comes home with just wine, saying he didn’t see any fancy looking bread. Cry because that’s the cherry on the cake of a fucking awful last two work days and you’re allergic to wine and just wanted shitty French bread to go with the meal you’ve spring 2 hours making. I still feel like to was selfish to get only something he wanted and not the one thing he was sent for. I do all the grocery shopping and for once missed something.


oi bro when did you get married? (congrats btw!!!!!).
Oct 17 2024 12:02PM
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ModMommy
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Non_State_ActorDo you guys not have mobile phones? Next time he can just write "hey, not seeing any fancy bread, they have this...(Photo of bread option) And this...(Another photo of bread option)

Also, no treats? Just wine?


That’s the thing, i didn’t want fancy bread. I usually bake some if we need something nice. Just the typical French bread loaf by the checkout.
Oct 17 2024 1:22PM
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little1337
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partyandBSwait what? you got married and you didn’t tell or invite all of us?!


I was shocked, she should have her husband join NS as ‘The Mod Father’
Oct 17 2024 1:40PM
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Slowbro
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I fainted today eating some toast and whacked my chin on the countertop. Very weird
Oct 17 2024 3:40PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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SlowbroI fainted today eating some toast and whacked my chin on the countertop. Very weird


Jesus, you drink enough/eat enough today? Glad you're ok (I assume)
Oct 17 2024 6:16PM
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Lonely
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SendyMcSendyfaceJesus, you drink enough/eat enough today? Glad you're ok (I assume)


He just ate the toast that makes you pass out and hit your chin on the counter that's all
Oct 17 2024 7:28PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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LonelyHe just ate the toast that makes you pass out and hit your chin on the counter that's all


shit I shoulda known
Oct 17 2024 7:39PM
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Slowbro
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SendyMcSendyfaceJesus, you drink enough/eat enough today? Glad you're ok (I assume)


It was right when I woke up. I feel fine other than I might have a cold
Oct 17 2024 7:50PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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SlowbroIt was right when I woke up. I feel fine other than I might have a cold


Well keep an eye on yourself homie! Head to a doc if ya feel light-headed or faint again for sure.
Oct 17 2024 9:04PM
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