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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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theabortionator
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BallClapperGetting screwed over in another country is my greatest fear. Hope all this gets sorted out.


For sure, at least it's not locked up abroad level shit. I only spent a few hours in jail, and I have to sort some shit out but otherwise okay. Could be a lot worse. I remember before Thailand legalized weed some guy was trying to sell me weed and opium. Could have been legit. But smelled wrong and sketched me out. Was like fuck this I'm not getting locked up in a foreign country.

I mean at least for all my travels worst things that have happened were 1. getting drugged and robbed in Tanzania in 2016. 2. Taking a chunk out of my leg dirtbiking in rural rural Vietnam, almost losing my leg and spending 2 weeks in the hospital and many months healing. 3. This prolly.

Obviously sounds bad but man, I've been to a lot of cool places so shit happens. Just def freaks you out a little in the moment. When you aren't in charge and basically have no options. Shits pretty humbling. But yeah not too bad at least!

Hopefully your travels go better than mine!
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BallClapper
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You would be a cool ass uncle/ relative. Bet you have some wild stories.
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theabortionator
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BallClapperYou would be a cool ass uncle/ relative. Bet you have some wild stories.


I prolly do. Gotta let the wee ones grow up a bit more before they can here any of them lol.
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GayWolf420
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Colorado EMS License requires proof of a 4 year degree and I never finished mine. Fuuuuck.
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theabortionator
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GayWolf420Colorado EMS License requires proof of a 4 year degree and I never finished mine. Fuuuuck.


What's an EMS license? Real question sorry. I honestly don't know
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PartyBullshiit
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theabortionatorWhat's an EMS license? Real question sorry. I honestly don't know


A license that allows you to be an ems
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theabortionator
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PartyBullshiitA license that allows you to be an ems


Oh duh. Sorry seems so Obvious now lol. That's kinda fucked. Would think that's an industry that cares more about what you know. You don't get shit from a 4 year degree(necessarily) But hopefully there is an option for you. Kinda shitty if there isn't
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PartyBullshiit
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theabortionatorOh duh. Sorry seems so Obvious now lol. That's kinda fucked. Would think that's an industry that cares more about what you know. You don't get shit from a 4 year degree(necessarily) But hopefully there is an option for you. Kinda shitty if there isn't

Ya I mean for ems I don’t really get it. As long as you’ve taken the needing courses that provide you with the proper training then that should be good enough.
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PartyBullshiitYa I mean for ems I don’t really get it. As long as you’ve taken the needing courses that provide you with the proper training then that should be good enough.


Yeah obviously I have no idea how it works but I'd think that would be the case? I guess not. Fuck Best of luck my guy
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theabortionator
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So I have a ride back up on Tuesday Kangfirmed. Boss man hates me but fuck him. Might switch departments when I get there. Fuck this life
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GayWolf420
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theabortionatorWhat's an EMS license? Real question sorry. I honestly don't know

Emergency Medical Services. Technically your EMS certs are invalid if you don't have state licensure.
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theabortionator
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GayWolf420Emergency Medical Services. Technically your EMS certs are invalid if you don't have state licensure.


Idk, just thought they weren't so restrictive
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theabortionator
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So laptop is getting real bad. Hopefully it keeps working but if not I'm sorry I'll catch you on the flip side. YOLO
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theabortionator
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ModMommyI'm nearly 20, but because I'm home for the summer it's "their house, their rules."


Do you have multiple accounts? I remember you saying similar in a thread years ago. That sucks for real. I wish you the best
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theabortionator
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So broke my phone that I borrowed. I feel like a douche for that. Sucks but I can't do anything. Hopefully can fix the screen. If not I'll deal with things. Fucking unfortunate. I fucked up by getting arrested but didn't mean for any of this shit. I feel bad
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theabortionator
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Obviously will pay my buddy that lent me the phone. Fuck me though
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partyandBS
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theabortionatorDo you have multiple accounts? I remember you saying similar in a thread years ago. That sucks for real. I wish you the best


lol you quoted a post from over 10 years ago one page 1 of the thread
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ModMommy
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theabortionatorDo you have multiple accounts? I remember you saying similar in a thread years ago. That sucks for real. I wish you the best


? I literally only have this account I’m 30 this year

**This post was edited on Jul 22nd 2024 at 10:25:20pm
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BallClapper
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ModMommy? I literally only have this account I’m 30 this year

**This post was edited on Jul 22nd 2024 at 10:25:20pm


Old aaahhhh
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Non_State_Actor
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ModMommy? I literally only have this account I’m 30 this year

**This post was edited on Jul 22nd 2024 at 10:25:20pm


30s is probably the best decade.
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maaattt
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Mariners please don't do this
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theabortionator
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when it rains it pours lol. Laptop is fucked. No phone no laptop, stuck in South Africa. Idk Ill figure it out lol,
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Laptop was my fault I was super pissed I couldn't talk to my buddy who was voice calling me and dropped it. but concrete under carpet. It was stupid but I was in a bad mood after getting arrested lol. Fuck me
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theabortionator
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partyandBSlol you quoted a post from over 10 years ago one page 1 of the thread


oops lol, its been a tough week. My laptop screen is barely holding up. I tried to internet but can't see so good lol.
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theabortionator
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ModMommy? I literally only have this account I’m 30 this year

**This post was edited on Jul 22nd 2024 at 10:25:20pm


Yeah sorry my bad. My screen is so jacked I can't see. I prolly shouldn't internet till I fix it. Hopefully this is spelled okay and I'm replying to the right person fuck
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ModMommy
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BallClapperOld aaahhhh


You sound like my boyfriend.
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BallClapper
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ModMommyYou sound like my boyfriend.


Lit, I have a gf apparently.
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SuperiorKalmar
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Some fucking beach cleaner cleaned my crocs of off the beach while I was on my morning paddle board. Thank god I got them back. If wouldn't have gotten them back something terrible would have happened, because sometimes reasonable men have to do unreasonable thing. Do not touch my fucking crocs.
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Non_State_Actor30s is probably the best decade.


Yeah. I'm turning 39 next week but great whacky decade of a mix of not working working self employed etc and it was all so easy bc you weren't in your 20s and a little bitch.

Can new newschoolers ownership perma ban Eheath so @Milfhunter can return and be with his people?
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GayWolf420
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Salt Lake getting the olympics back and an NHL team just makes me miss my friends and family more.
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maaattt
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Supreme Court again

Now "boneless wings" are allowed to have bones in them

Which is actually a fucking awful decision and puts us further down hill of consumer rights and protections
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maaatttSupreme Court again

Now "boneless wings" are allowed to have bones in them

Which is actually a fucking awful decision and puts us further down hill of consumer rights and protections


something a boneless judge would do. not even a backbone
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OregonDeadsomething a boneless judge would do. not even a backbone


A real life chicken nugget of a person
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maaatttSupreme Court again

Now "boneless wings" are allowed to have bones in them

Which is actually a fucking awful decision and puts us further down hill of consumer rights and protections

I was assuming this was satire...but nope it's real wtf.
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maaattt
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TOAST.I was assuming this was satire...but nope it's real wtf.


In the related case in question, the dude got a literal hole torn in his throat while eating a supposed boneless wing.

It's a haha silly headline in some ways, but also the exact kind of shit that Sinclair Lewis was writing about it all those years ago in The Jungle
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maaattt
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There is working quickly and efficiently, and there is rushing, do not fucking rush.


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maaatttThere is working quickly and efficiently, and there is rushing, do not fucking rush.




slow is smooth, smooth is fast
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cyphers
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maaatttIn the related case in question, the dude got a literal hole torn in his throat while eating a supposed boneless wing.

It's a haha silly headline in some ways, but also the exact kind of shit that Sinclair Lewis was writing about it all those years ago in The Jungle


they should just cut to the chase and give corporations qualified immunity
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maaattt
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profa_212slow is smooth, smooth is fast

Once I learned that phrase in regards to MTB I applied it to everything I do
cyphersthey should just cut to the chase and give corporations qualified immunity

Getting cyberpunk corporate dystopia without any of the fun arm cannons and eyeball telescopes
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GayWolf420
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2024 halftime update yall. How are we all feeling? Its been a strange learning experience living in Colorado so far and I still feel kinda scared to go do stuff
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GayWolf4202024 halftime update yall. How are we all feeling? Its been a strange learning experience living in Colorado so far and I still feel kinda scared to go do stuff

been pretty tight i’d say. ready for the seasons to start changing but enjoying summer hobbies enough. bigger life changes coming in 2025 so that’s cool
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actually so fucked rn, was just about to sign a lease but the renter backed out last minute cause 2 of my roommates don't have real renting experience
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Scared to do stuff? In what way??
GayWolf4202024 halftime update yall. How are we all feeling? Its been a strange learning experience living in Colorado so far and I still feel kinda scared to go do stuff
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partyandBS
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went to a backyard olympics with my maybe gf and we fucked that shit up and tied for first overall but lost the tie breaker. nothing wrong silver!

also went to church for the first time in 15+ years. i went in with curiosity and an open mind but i still have my reservations on it.

also, saw this guy at backyard olympics and then at the church and he was like wow you went back to the mountains and here? thats far. and thats when i realized staying the night at my girls house is absolutely frowned upon in this friend group. i met a couple that is getting married in the fall and they haven’t slept in the same bed ever.

its a lot different than anything ive grown up in or been around. these are for sure extremely nice people with good intentions for the most part. definitely a few barriers between me and accepting any religion as a singular truth but glad im finally actually exploring things.
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SuperiorKalmar
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GayWolf4202024 halftime update yall. How are we all feeling? Its been a strange learning experience living in Colorado so far and I still feel kinda scared to go do stuff


Everyday life has been better than in the last few years. Skiing in the other hand was worse than in the last few years. I have been mostly alone or with my dad. Still healing my social battery from kinda toxic friend group. Still trying to find my place in new school, but that has been kinda hard. The rare few normal people are boring, they are just partying and chasing girls and the nerds are boring because they just study and play video games. But atleast I'm overall happier.
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ramlaKramlaJEveryday life has been better than in the last few years. Skiing in the other hand was worse than in the last few years. I have been mostly alone or with my dad. Still healing my social battery from kinda toxic friend group. Still trying to find my place in new school, but that has been kinda hard. The rare few normal people are boring, they are just partying and chasing girls and the nerds are boring because they just study and play video games. But atleast I'm overall happier.

School? I thought you were like 26
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SuperiorKalmar
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skalbananSchool? I thought you were like 26


17.... but I'll still be in school at 26 probably.
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GayWolf420
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BradFiAusNzCoCaScared to do stuff? In what way??

Nervous to put myself out there more. I've been isolating a lot lately and haven't really been riding my bike or hiking and struggle to motivate myself too. Hitting a mid summer slump.
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partyandBS
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GayWolf420Nervous to put myself out there more. I've been isolating a lot lately and haven't really been riding my bike or hiking and struggle to motivate myself too. Hitting a mid summer slump.


lets go ride bikes then. im trash at riding anyway so you got nothing to worry about lol
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GayWolf420
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partyandBSlets go ride bikes then. im trash at riding anyway so you got nothing to worry about lol


Down. ill dm you my number
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