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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
Jun 24 2014 10:59PM
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J_Steez
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When my roommate gets up at 6:30 every morning , turns on all the lights, opens the blinds, and watches videos on his laptop, that's always nice
Oct 13 2015 9:44AM
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GayWolf420
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holy shit, why even bother giving us a "Fall break" if its just Friday into the weekend. that's a three-day weekend, not a break you fucking retarded Mormons.
Oct 13 2015 11:06AM
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.Hugo.
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DeebieSkeebiesholy shit, why even bother giving us a "Fall break" if its just Friday into the weekend. that's a three-day weekend, not a break you fucking retarded Mormons.


This made me realize that mormons looks like morons when read quickly. Coincidence? I think not
Oct 13 2015 11:15AM
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GayWolf420
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HamFaceGirl3.0This made me realize that mormons looks like morons when read quickly. Coincidence? I think not


yeah they aren't too smart, really. my dad has this weird theory that he thinks the mass amounts of driving deaths in Utah are due to a lack of common sense that isn't instilled into people at a young age due to being very religious, and some days I might agree with him because ive seen some batshit insanely stupid stuff from people in cars and notice the BYU stickers/licenses plates on their windows.

BYU stickers are usually a dead giveaway to your Mormonism, imo. You aren't just a BYU fan if you don't have some freaky jesus shit going on.
Oct 13 2015 11:25AM
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theabortionator
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I came in here to complain about forgetting what I came in here to complain about.
Oct 13 2015 11:43PM
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Mingg
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WHY ARE MY NEIGHBORS PARTYING ON A TUESDAY FUCKING NIGHT?!?!




And you guys think I'm an alcoholic.

I'm going to go yell at them. Wish me luck. I hope I don't get assaulted by a drunk boy.
Oct 13 2015 11:55PM
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mattkuzek
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Feminists who are way to hardcore really grind my gears. I understand that there needs to be a little bit more gender equality but some feminists have turned feminism into a religion of male haters.
Oct 13 2015 11:59PM
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Spagett+
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MinggI'm an alcoholic.


sry
Oct 14 2015 12:01AM
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theabortionator
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MinggWHY ARE MY NEIGHBORS PARTYING ON A TUESDAY FUCKING NIGHT?!?!




And you guys think I'm an alcoholic.

I'm going to go yell at them. Wish me luck. I hope I don't get assaulted by a drunk boy.


They won't be bothering you again tonight. Actually they probably won't be bothering you again ever. Come to think of it if anyone asks, can you just tell them that I was hanging out with you tonight?

It's nothing really.
Oct 14 2015 12:02AM
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Chubz.
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Spagett+sry


lol mingg ur drunk as fuck get help
Oct 14 2015 12:14AM
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ModMommy
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I sent a kid all the info he needed to write out paper (I did PowerPoint and ms giving the speaker part) and he emails me saying he didn't do angering and hopes o can worthy it before tomorrow. Fuuuuuuck
Oct 14 2015 12:18AM
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theabortionator
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Throwback rant



looking for something else and found this. Dudes alarm went off all night everynight sometimes. And I mean for several hours at a time not just went off a couple times.


Also used all my ketchup on his windshield. 2 full bottles
Oct 14 2015 12:38AM
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theabortionator
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Facebook has the autoplay setting on videos now which is fine, but fuck having the top video play automatically. If I click my home, and facebook happened to stick a shitty video at the top, the page loading doesn't mean I want to watch it. At least they turned off the sound on autoplay but still.





People that slow down a half mile before their fucking turn. Even better when they don't use a turn signal. Great when it's on an interstate with a more than adequate lane for turning.

The lane will be set so you can roll in at 9 and slow down casually, yet people will slam the breaks hard, then pull in without signal, or just go slow for a mile before.
Oct 14 2015 1:25AM
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Skizbflexin
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i fucked a pornstar and now everytime i go after a normal girl i get bored. am i fucked?
Oct 14 2015 6:27PM
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Mingg
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Fuck Facebook.

We have 2.3k likes and you know how many people our posts reach? 10.

FUCKING 10.

AND FACEBOOK WANTS YOU TO PAY TO REACH MORE. FUCK THAT SHIT. I GET MORE LIKES ON MY PERSONAL STUPID STATUSES THAN THE REACH OF OUR PAGE. FUCK YOU FACEBOOK AND YOUR HORSESHIT.
Oct 14 2015 10:57PM
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Chubz.
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Woke up at 630 to get ready for work and get to work only to find out i dont work till noon.

-________- Time to sleep more




Oh and its taken jiberish like over 8 days to deliver a fucking lanyard. Shipping was 10 dollars for it too..and it still wont get here till saturday.
Oct 15 2015 8:42AM
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.Hugo.
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Skizbflexini fucked a pornstar and now everytime i go after a normal girl i get bored. am i fucked?


No i imagine a pornstar would be way more fun. What pornstar?
Oct 15 2015 9:40AM
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CaptainSlow
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people in my dorm keep smoking fucking cigs in our bathroom. I mean I get it, I smoke, and going outside does suck, but it is common fucking courtesy to those who don't smoke to not do it in a public indoor space. Plus I don't love my morning shit to reek of cigs and puke every morning.
Oct 15 2015 1:30PM
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theabortionator
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Graham.people in my dorm keep smoking fucking cigs in our bathroom. I mean I get it, I smoke, and going outside does suck, but it is common fucking courtesy to those who don't smoke to not do it in a public indoor space. Plus I don't love my morning shit to reek of cigs and puke every morning.


I don't like my morning puke and cig sesh to reek of shit.

Go poop in your room
Oct 15 2015 8:35PM
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broto
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in the past two weeks i've started work stocking shelves at a local grocery store. it's really not that bad, the grocery store is family owned and overall a great work environment. but what the fuck is up with companies that make canned goods that don't stack? holy shit it's the worst i'll have like hundreds of cans to put on these shelves and a lot of them just sit funny and fall off each other really easily because they weren't made with lips on the edges for stacking. i'm sitting there reaching back into these shelves with product on either side of my arm, can't even see what i'm doing back there. and then i inevitably knock over a bunch of unstable can towers. those things piss me off so much and they're such a hassle that i won't even bother buying most things in cans that don't stack. sometimes it's like the name-brand shit, too. half of the campbell's cans we get don't stack. i can't imagine it's good for business to have shitty ass cans
Oct 16 2015 4:47PM
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Chubz.
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My buddy is really driving me insane lately.

Im taking a girl out tonight to a haunted house thing, one of her friends is going and my buddy is going, my girl and I are almost to the point of dating and her friend thinks my buddy is super attractive and tried to put moves on him last weekend..but he wasnt about it. Now back to tonight my buddy thinks its going to be the most awkward thing in the world and its really annoying. Like youre almost 20 dude stop acting like you're in middle school. He actually went out and invited one of his friends to go with us to "make things less weird" without even talking to me about it..which really bugs me..itd be diffferent if he was driving or something but i am, its my car..im the one who told him about it in the first place. Like fuckin christ dude its not gonna be that bad.
Oct 17 2015 12:55PM
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theabortionator
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Rabble rabble, 14 hours of driving bad drivers driving badly rabble rabble.

Also bought a slice of shitty pizza while my food in my car got cold so I could see this girl. Used to be good friends with her a long time ago. Just stopped in thinking maybe she was working at this restaurant again and she was.

IT was cool. Nostalgia
Oct 17 2015 8:27PM
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ModMommy
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I work one job, and go to school full time. At my one job, i get paid once a month, at the end of the month. Because I just started last month, (and like two weeks before the month ended) I don't make that much. I have no clue how I'm going to make it until November.
Oct 18 2015 6:38PM
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Mingg
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I drove home every damn weekend the first month and a half of school to see my dad but he was always too fucking busy to see me. Not even once did I see him because he was working. Now he's bitching that I didn't come home to see him this weekend. Why the fuck would I come home if I'm just gonna sit in an empty house for hours waiting when no one comes home anyways? Fuck that shit and fuck him for making me feel guilty about it.
Oct 18 2015 10:06PM
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JGWI
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My biology professor is possibly the worst instructor I have ever had in my entire school career. I'm sure she is a very smart woman and I bet she would contribute greatly to research in her field. However she does not possess the ability to communicate information to students at all. I honestly leave lecture more confused than when I went in.
Oct 18 2015 10:55PM
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.Hugo.
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JustGoWithItMy biology professor is possibly the worst instructor I have ever had in my entire school career. I'm sure she is a very smart woman and I bet she would contribute greatly to research in her field. However she does not possess the ability to communicate information to students at all. I honestly leave lecture more confused than when I went in.


Thats 95% of professors. Get used to it
Oct 19 2015 1:55PM
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Mingg
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What the hell? I have to write a 6-8 page paper documenting a break up between a significant other or a friend for my communications class. Like I want to fucking relive that shit? This is stupid as fuck.
Oct 19 2015 2:29PM
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Daph
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My cat just fucked up my puzzle.
Oct 19 2015 6:41PM
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gnar_whal
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my life is basically school, homework, sleep, repeat. fuck junior year
Oct 19 2015 7:15PM
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SKI.ING
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gnar_whalmy life is basically school, homework, sleep, repeat. fuck junior year


Wow. You bitch.
Oct 20 2015 12:53AM
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CHORIZO
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MinggWhat the hell? I have to write a 6-8 page paper documenting a break up between a significant other or a friend for my communications class. Like I want to fucking relive that shit? This is stupid as fuck.


that does sound like a depressing assignment, but if youre really pissed off about that relatinship then it should be easy to write
Oct 20 2015 12:56AM
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Skitnit
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Holy shit this is so true. they need to realize that not only is it unhealthy, but it is also the exact opposite of visually appealing. ugly big bitches
Oct 20 2015 12:14PM
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taylornicky
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Don't fucking tell me you can cover my shift at work if you can't! Especially when you tell me the day before that you can't cover it!!!!!
Oct 20 2015 3:29PM
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Mingg
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CHORIZOthat does sound like a depressing assignment, but if youre really pissed off about that relatinship then it should be easy to write


Yeahh. I mean I've had a fair share of break ups but only one is like worth writing 6-8 pages about. Like I couldn't even bs that much with the other ones if I wanted to so I'm almost forced into writing about it. Not exactly a chill time in my life either haha. But hopefully its more of identifying certain stages of relationships than writing about the specific communication and experience itself. Not really trying to relive that shit haha.
Oct 20 2015 3:36PM
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OregonDead
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Idiot woman just ran into my car on my lunch break. I was trying to pull out of a parking spot and saw her coming around the corner too fast so I just stopped. Saw her just let go of the wheel and heard her yell as she crushed her door into the corner of my bumper. My bumper popped out on it's own so the only damage is a white crease line on the bumper. She was freaking out though and just kept saying that it was a leased car. My local insurance agent is pretty much useless and just said someone from the main office will call after the woman makes a claim. Asked her about filing a DMV report and she was just like herpderp IDK about that. It is the law that I file a DMV report within 72 hours even if my car has no damage. Looks like I can fax in the DMV report so it won't be a huge deal. Makes me want to rant a bit though.
Oct 20 2015 5:40PM
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ModMommy
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MY PROFESSOR LOST A MONTH LONG PROJECT. HE LOST MY ORIGINAL COPY. WTF.
Oct 20 2015 5:58PM
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selfiejesus
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i recently cut my hair short and shaved the sides, and it pisses me off how people used terms that belong to the LGBT community as derogatory terms. like it doesn't make me upset that they're calling me "tranny" or "lesbian", it makes me upset that they think its a bad thing to be openly transgender or gay.

go ahead, call me transgender. call me a dude or a lesbian. i love it. it's hilarious when people think i care what others think about me or my haircut. and its also really fucking funny, but extremely ignorant, when they think that calling me that is going to get to me. you'd probably make my fucking day.
Oct 20 2015 6:12PM
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yeek
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MinggI drove home every damn weekend the first month and a half of school to see my dad but he was always too fucking busy to see me. Not even once did I see him because he was working. Now he's bitching that I didn't come home to see him this weekend. Why the fuck would I come home if I'm just gonna sit in an empty house for hours waiting when no one comes home anyways? Fuck that shit and fuck him for making me feel guilty about it.


Someone has daddy issues...
Oct 20 2015 6:22PM
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theabortionator
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yeekSomeone has daddy issues...


Nothing could be father from the truth.





To thread.

The world does not need any more woah woahs in shitty songs.Fuck you and your song writing.
Oct 20 2015 11:53PM
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theabortionator
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Fuck ASUS
Oct 22 2015 3:59AM
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jynx81
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im pissed because the capitals are playing the fucking canucks at 10 tonight and i have for test tomorrow in school. I wish they could move the game to an earlier time like 8 eastern and whatever time it is Vancouver.
also im not a hater but connor mcjesus is actually making the olilers win.
Oct 22 2015 8:01AM
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Mingg
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I hate 2 types of people extra deeply this morning

1. People who try to have a conversation with you while you're eating and just expect you to respond with a mouth full of food.

2. International students who do not understand the concept of riding a bike on the right side of the road, with traffic, and obeying traffic laws. You have to stop for red lights and stop signs you fucking idiots.
Oct 22 2015 9:07AM
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BenWhit
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The last two nights, I have parked in the nearest open parking spot to my house. Each of those nights, some bitch has blocked me in and backed so close to me, our cars are virtually touching. Yesterday, I had enough room in front to make a 1000 point turn and get out. Today, her car wax virtually on top of mine and I had no room. Un fucking believable.
Oct 22 2015 9:09AM
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.Hugo.
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BenWhitThe last two nights, I have parked in the nearest open parking spot to my house. Each of those nights, some bitch has blocked me in and backed so close to me, our cars are virtually touching. Yesterday, I had enough room in front to make a 1000 point turn and get out. Today, her car wax virtually on top of mine and I had no room. Un fucking believable.


Steal her plates
Oct 22 2015 11:05AM
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GayWolf420
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GOD SOMEONE JUST WORK WITH MY FUCKING SCHOOL SCHEDULE. WHY OFFER INTERNSHIPS IF YOU JUST WANT ONLINE STUDENTS DOING THEM INSTEAD OF DIPSHITS LIKE ME WHO ATTEND CLASS IN PERSON.
Oct 22 2015 12:06PM
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theabortionator
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People who speed up when you pass them.

Love doing 20 mph more than a person was doing them, still barely gaining on them, and having to stomp the brakes and pull back in because by that time it's almost head on collision time.

Awesome. You're a good drive, and an even better person. I wish you the best special person in your awesome red car.
Oct 23 2015 7:49PM
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Mingg
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There are 45 people in the downstairs of my apartment playing rockband. Guitar, Drums, Singing and all.

Apparently for my roommates frat they have to have these socials. But it would have been nice to know about it considering I have my Accounting Midterm at 8am tomorrow. Not stoked one bit. They are all awful singers.

"Small get together" my ass.
Oct 23 2015 8:09PM
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theabortionator
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At my parents house. theyre gone for a week and he cats needy. I got up here an hour or so ago. Any way i left the door open a crack to my room so it could come in. Stupid cat sits there yelping at my door for 10 minutes never once trying to push it open.

Brilliant logic
Oct 23 2015 8:16PM
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JGWI
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Facebook pisses me off. Mount Bohemia recently opened a cat skiing operation and ever since they announced the price people have done nothing be complained. $150 for a full day of cat skiing is not expensive people! My god you can expect to drop $500-600 out west. For a hill that does so much for such low priced tickets, they really seem to have an unappreciative customer base.

Oh and my biology TA needs to start clarifying questions on quizzes. I have gotten half credit on the past 2 quizzes because of bullshit questions that have multiple correct answers.
Oct 23 2015 9:39PM
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