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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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TowRopes
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AHHHHH my right eyelid is doing that twitching thing again
a year ago
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Lenny-
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I cant fuck with you if you alpine tour inbounds. Sorry.

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2024 at 11:24:35am
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SlushSeason
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Disagree.
Backcountry skiing in the dark is sketchy. Inbounds tours are a great way to get out and exercise for a bit
Lenny-I cant fuck with you if you alpine tour inbounds. Sorry.

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2024 at 11:24:35am
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partyandBS
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Lenny-I cant fuck with you if you alpine tour inbounds. Sorry.

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2024 at 11:24:35am


the snowpack is so incredibly unstable right now. i get why people are uphilling at resorts.

its so sketch when you turn a corner and boom there’s an uphiller during resort hours. im surprised its not more of an issue of them gettin smoked.
a year ago
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r00kie
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Currently having the most frustrating ski day, just because of googles. Made the mistake of leaving them on the truck since the last outing. So much moisture they are fogging between the layers of the lens and I can’t see shit. Took one run and had zero visual interpretation of the snow which is not good when there’s a few new inches of wet heavy snow. So now I sit in the lodge and hope getting them inside for a bit helps.
a year ago
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Lenny-
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partyandBSits so sketch when you turn a corner and boom there’s an uphiller during resort hours. im surprised its not more of an issue of them gettin smoked.

This is 90% of my complaint. I dont want to smoke them but I just feel like Im gonna be smokin on that A/T pack one day if I ski more "all mountain".

10% is that most of them never wave back to me and glare at me as I go by. I even stay as far away from them as possible and sometimes spoil my line a bit because of it.

I should have clarified though incase its not obvious I specifically mean people who A/T durring lift hours. Im defenitly not bothered by people doing it outside of lift hours.
a year ago
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Goretex_Vidal
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Big federally mandated testing week for my students. Brought in fruit and some granola bars so they'd have something to eat while testing; every kid whined that the snacks on offer sucked/were gross and why didn't I bring in takis. Told them I wouldn't be bringing in anything next time because I don't go out of my way to help entitled people.
a year ago
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Newsheepers
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Goretex_VidalBig federally mandated testing week for my students. Brought in fruit and some granola bars so they'd have something to eat while testing; every kid whined that the snacks on offer sucked/were gross and why didn't I bring in takis. Told them I wouldn't be bringing in anything next time because I don't go out of my way to help entitled people.


lmao takis💀you might have hot cheeto girls in your class
a year ago
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r00kie
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Goretex_VidalBig federally mandated testing week for my students. Brought in fruit and some granola bars so they'd have something to eat while testing; every kid whined that the snacks on offer sucked/were gross and why didn't I bring in takis. Told them I wouldn't be bringing in anything next time because I don't go out of my way to help entitled people.


Trying to feed kids on the worst. I’m leading a two day Nordic ski weekend for work next weekend and I’m just going to feed em Mac n cheese and pancakes. There will be fruit and a salad and all that but I adjusted the packing list knowing they won’t eat much of it. The worst is planning for the six to eight day river trips where getting them decent really matters and we’re limited in what we can do in the backcountry.
a year ago
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GayWolf420
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i like how my co-worker today told me that Im not worth shit until my checklist is complete and to "Go outside" and then I witness an 8-year old smoke a tree today and was first-on scene. Go fuck yourself dude.

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2024 at 8:14:23pm
a year ago
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Non_State_Actor
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Gotta hook the bus drivers up with a nice fat contract. Traffic is fucked with the strike going and I want to ride the bus.
a year ago
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Jems
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stuck in a group in 2 classes with this mf who is literally if amphetamines were a woman please help
a year ago
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CatdickBojangles
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Jemsstuck in a group in 2 classes with this mf who is literally if amphetamines were a woman please help


Only one way to counteract it. Become fentanyl.
a year ago
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Celery
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CatdickBojanglesOnly one way to counteract it. Become fentanyl.


Jems sold me fentanyl
a year ago
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GayWolf420
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i love what we do, but sometimes shit just hits the fan and you need an extra day-off. this crew has been running hard for the past 9 weeks.
a year ago
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Jems
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CeleryJems sold me fentanyl

i sold you lukewarm costco hotdogs
a year ago
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ModMommy
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Found out I am allergic to oysters last night fml
a year ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I thought Montana only had Rocky Mountain oysters
ModMommyFound out I am allergic to oysters last night fml
a year ago
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HypeBeast
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Ah beans. Whelp, on to the next one
a year ago
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r00kie
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Faith leaders (pastors etc) really need to stop using satire as a way to address spiritual issues. Satires requires making the opposite a bit of a straw man and is inherently belittling. So when pastors or other spiritual leaders use it, they just push the people they should be showing empathy and care for further away.
a year ago
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maaattt
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I don't want to be showing someone where they can "jump in and be useful"

I want fucken PROPER STAFFING
a year ago
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PeppermillReno
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partyandBSthe snowpack is so incredibly unstable right now. i get why people are uphilling at resorts.

its so sketch when you turn a corner and boom there’s an uphiller during resort hours. im surprised its not more of an issue of them gettin smoked.


Yeah they skin in the safest part of the trail for expert/fast skiers who want to avoid unpredictable beginners.

Its like a cyclist biking in the road against traffic.

Skinning while the lifts are spinning isn't cool. Save that shit for the spring and do one of a million other things for exercise. I feel like patrol should have a bunch of snow shoes and tell these assholes to strap their skis to their pack and walk up through the woods. But the people who skin in resort wouldn't want to do that they want the attention of showing people they are 'earning their turns.'
a year ago
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HypeBeast
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Smoked a whole bunch of jerky yesterday. Filled up a 1gal bag and set it on the stove before I went to bed. Fucking cat pulled it off the stove onto the ground, where the dog subsequently ate it all. Fuck.
a year ago
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Brule.
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After trying both BOA and non-BOA ski boot offerings for next ski season, I still don’t understand why people hate BOA. More companies are coming out with BOA options, and the ones that currently have BOA boots are expanding beyond the medium volume fit to offer more BOA and non-BOA options in their lineup, while still having practically the same shell overlap despite which closure you choose. The only person I couldn’t see using a BOA ski boot would be a patroller because the dial would always catch if they’re handling a sled.

Side note: I did ski the new K2 Recon with the intuition wrap BOA liner that’s been circulating all over social media lately, and the feel of that boot in terms of flex and fit has some fucking BALLS.
a year ago
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WoFlowz
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my mother smacked the shit out of me for telling her just because her parents were emotionally unavailable and manipulative doesn’t mean she should be. Apparently struck a nerve with her and now I have a black eye and my one good eye is almost swollen shut. Love my life 😍
a year ago
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Newsheepers
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WoFlowzmy mother smacked the shit out of me for telling her just because her parents were emotionally unavailable and manipulative doesn’t mean she should be. Apparently struck a nerve with her and now I have a black eye and my one good eye is almost swollen shut. Love my life 😍


ROFL 😹
a year ago
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CatdickBojangles
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WoFlowzmy mother smacked the shit out of me for telling her just because her parents were emotionally unavailable and manipulative doesn’t mean she should be. Apparently struck a nerve with her and now I have a black eye and my one good eye is almost swollen shut. Love my life 😍


Sounds like you got what you deserved.
a year ago
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ModMommy
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WoFlowzmy mother smacked the shit out of me for telling her just because her parents were emotionally unavailable and manipulative doesn’t mean she should be. Apparently struck a nerve with her and now I have a black eye and my one good eye is almost swollen shut. Love my life 😍


your mother is abusive. Put your head down & grind then use college as a way to get the fuck away.
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HypeBeast
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WoFlowzmy mother smacked the shit out of me for telling her just because her parents were emotionally unavailable and manipulative doesn’t mean she should be. Apparently struck a nerve with her and now I have a black eye and my one good eye is almost swollen shut. Love my life 😍

Not OK. Report this.
a year ago
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Newsheepers
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ModMommyyour mother is abusive. Put your head down & grind then use college as a way to get the fuck away.


If his mom is abusive my dad shoulda been in jail
a year ago
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Jems
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NewsheepersIf his mom is abusive my dad shoulda been in jail

no wonder you’re like this
a year ago
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ModMommy
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NewsheepersIf his mom is abusive my dad shoulda been in jail


I'm sorry your family failed you
a year ago
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Newsheepers
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Jemsno wonder you’re like this


yeah yeah least I didn't end up a fruit loop on newschoolers, no hate though
a year ago
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Jems
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Newsheepersyeah yeah least I didn't end up a fruit loop on newschoolers, no hate though


we're all a bunch of losers on newschoolers
a year ago
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r00kie
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I guess no one at work knows the login information for our Costco account which is why I can’t get a new work computer. Yeah for administrative disorganization. Things have gotten a lot better than it used to be but those old demons still have a way of showing up.
a year ago
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VTshredder69
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Jemswe're all a bunch of losers on newschoolers


Glad i'm in good company
a year ago
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OregonDead
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Jemswe're all a bunch of losers on newschoolers


except for @theabortionator who is currently winning NS by a seemingly insurmountable margin


a year ago
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partyandBS
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OregonDeadexcept for @theabortionator who is currently winning NS by a seemingly insurmountable margin



@GayWolf420 just killin it as a normie blue name in the top 5
a year ago
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Jems
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partyandBS@GayWolf420 just killin it as a normie blue name in the top 5

just wait till i’m right there
a year ago
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partyandBS
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Jemsjust wait till i’m right there





live look of me patiently waiting
a year ago
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Lonely
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r00kieI guess no one at work knows the login information for our Costco account which is why I can’t get a new work computer. Yeah for administrative disorganization. Things have gotten a lot better than it used to be but those old demons still have a way of showing up.


Recently switched teams, It takes like 2 weeks to get the automation set up when we switch to a new program group

We knew I was switching teams a month ago.

Was the automation process started then?

Of course not
a year ago
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Newsheepers
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Jemswe're all a bunch of losers on newschoolers


speak for yourself man I got like 25 followers on instagram
a year ago
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maaattt
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I do not like making piste skis
a year ago
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JevanqauviousIII
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Jemswe're all a bunch of losers on newschoolers


That’s not true my friends think I’m cool asf mainly cuz I threaten to kill them but a w is a w right?
a year ago
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BallClapper
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JevanqauviousIIIThat’s not true my friends think I’m cool asf mainly cuz I threaten to kill them but a w is a w right?


Jesus, you're one of those "game is game" creeps. Wait till yo ass is in the slammer.
a year ago
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JevanqauviousIII
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BallClapperJesus, you're one of those "game is game" creeps. Wait till yo ass is in the slammer.


I’m boutta slam my balls into yo mouth in a couple seconds
a year ago
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cyphers
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BallClapperJesus, you're one of those "game is game" creeps. Wait till yo ass is in the slammer.


don’t think it’s that serious. just another highschooler spamming tiktok “humor” on a burner acct
a year ago
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JevanqauviousIII
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cyphersdon’t think it’s that serious. just another highschooler spamming tiktok “humor” on a burner acct


Na I’m being real asf homie I hope yk I’m an adult yea who cares if I’m still in hs big deal
a year ago
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cyphers
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JevanqauviousIIINa I’m being real asf homie I hope yk I’m an adult yea who cares if I’m still in hs big deal


🥱
a year ago
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JevanqauviousIII
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Shoutout to one of my fav small content creator Steezy yeeter he’s so cute I just wanna eat him up😳🚬🐺
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