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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
Jun 24 2014 10:59PM
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theabortionator
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Eli.braun98Well everything is cut with something now. Not necessarily fent but like I did Xanax that was laced wit research chemicals (I think bath salts) and then a lot of the mdma around here is laced wit meth or DXM. The war on drugs has fucked everything up IMO


Man even back in 2011 it was getting bad. Lots or RC stuff. At least testing was coming up. Still though. Now it's almost rare to find the real drug you're trying to do most places. So much bunk shit. Fuck the war on drugs. The war on drugs has killed a bunch of people.

The worst is how eager capitalist assholes were for pharmies. Profits money American dream. It goes sideways af shockingly. Then we put a generation of people in jail or watch them die and judge them.

Heroin is bad, pulls are good. That was literally the fucking sentiment for years. Im lucky I didn't get addicted. I had a script for vicodin when i was 17 after breaking my back and femur. Could have easily gone the wrong way.

Idk bums me out that bullshit pharma profits caused this thing we're still dealing with. People judge people for doing drugs. The mid 2000s was "weed will kill you pills are fine".

It's so fucked. There's a body count on those hands. You're not supposed to loose that many friends in your 20s.

RIP to those gone. I hope they're at peace
Aug 18 2023 5:52AM
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GayWolf420
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Week 3 of unemployment in a new state and I kind of want to fucking die rn seeing all my friends have a great time back out west.
Aug 18 2023 9:58AM
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oldmanski
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CoolChillGuy420Week 3 of unemployment in a new state and I kind of want to fucking die rn seeing all my friends have a great time back out west.


Hang in there. Keep at it, something will come up.
Aug 18 2023 11:34AM
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ModMommy
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It didn’t stick :(
Aug 18 2023 1:14PM
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profa_212
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ModMommyIt didn’t stick :(


Damn sorry Sam🙁 let me know if you need anything
Aug 18 2023 1:20PM
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Biffbarf
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What's the point of getting a prescription for contacts. Like I know my shit hasn't changed. Why do I need an old boy to write me a super special permission slip so I can see when I need new ones? Oh it may be a little off? Who gives a fuck it's better than being blind as shit.

Then when you get the exam they try to bully you into ordering shit there like nah bitch I'm gonna shop around now with the super special permission slip you wrote me. Shits annoying
Aug 18 2023 3:25PM
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muffMan.
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God damn doing landscape is cool till it’s not.


I feel like a damn loan shark half the time trying to get people to pay after I’m done.
Aug 18 2023 3:43PM
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WoFlowz
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Fuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly
Aug 18 2023 10:16PM
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maaattt
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WoFlowzFuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly


Surf City USA Sheboygan Michigan
Aug 18 2023 10:36PM
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r00kie
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WoFlowzFuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly

Midwest is home to the scum core of both skiing and surfing. Anyone jumping into Lake Superior wearing multiple wetsuits in the winter is dedicated AF to their craft.
Aug 19 2023 12:15AM
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Young_patty
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maaatttSurf City USA Sheboygan Michigan


If you were from the Midwest you’d know Sheboygan is actually located in Wisconsin.


Aug 19 2023 11:31AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Think of it as preparation for when you surf North Lake Tahoe during a storm cycle to prove to everyone driving by that you’re a true hardo pyscho
WoFlowzFuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly
Aug 19 2023 11:40AM
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maaattt
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Young_pattyIf you were from the Midwest you’d know Sheboygan is actually located in Wisconsin.




I was quoting Step Into Liquid by memory and fucked it up egregiously
Aug 19 2023 12:12PM
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SteezyYeeter
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so many things....
Aug 19 2023 5:12PM
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partyandBS
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SteezyYeeter


so many things....


Rare steezyyeeter valid post
Aug 19 2023 7:00PM
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maaattt
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Had some a vivid dream that it's fucking me up. After waiting and wanting for so long it finally happened. Felt so real I could feel them in my hands.

But when I woke up? No V-Werks mantra 😔
Aug 20 2023 11:03AM
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HypeBeast
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The fact that cops get paid to wear body cams is beyond me. Wtf
Aug 20 2023 8:32PM
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MastePoleWhacker
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WoFlowzFuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly

True chicken Joe moment
Aug 21 2023 1:03AM
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Eli.braun98
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Ik I’ve already posted something similar but…
Why did a doctor give someone with a history of addiction psychoactive prescription pills???
Aug 21 2023 2:30AM
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little1337
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WoFlowzFuck surfing the great lakes. I have never been more bruised than this. The amount of rocks on that pier break that hit my back is astronomical. Fuck this log, fuck this brown ass water. I wanna go back to the perfect breaks at Ukumehame. Plus the current today was insane, one minute i’m jumping off the pier, three waves later I’m 1000 yards down the cliffs. Glad I thru on a wake surface vest because some of that white wash was gnarly


Wearing a vest in waves under 8 ft is crazy
Aug 21 2023 6:11AM
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Lonely
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Young_pattyIf you were from the Midwest you’d know Sheboygan is actually located in Wisconsin.




Tbf fair there is a Sheboygan in Michigan... But it's spelled Cheboygan and is not nearly the surf spot that the home of chicken joe is.

Anyways here's my favorite great lakes surf vid. Midwest surfing is weird. A lot of cool people and also a lot of dipshits that think that a new person coming to a spot means everyone is going to move out from Cali to the UP to surf cold junk and blow it up.

https://youtu.be/8DmoQ-ziT38
Aug 21 2023 7:31AM
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GayWolf420
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oldmanskiHang in there. Keep at it, something will come up.

I'm so lost dude. Idk what to do.
Aug 21 2023 10:43AM
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Jems
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CoolChillGuy420I'm so lost dude. Idk what to do.

- learn to play guitar
- join hardcore band
- get famous
- friends will be jelly that they didn’t move to michigan and join a HC band
- success
Aug 21 2023 10:55AM
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dognuttz
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CoolChillGuy420I'm so lost dude. Idk what to do.

get jacked
Aug 21 2023 2:40PM
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Rparr
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Rising shipping costs are absolutely destroying the business I work at. For example, it cost us 90$ to send two 38 pound packages from Ohio to Texas just now. Those two packages are only worth about 357$ total. It's not sustainable
Aug 22 2023 10:10AM
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WoFlowz
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RparrRising shipping costs are absolutely destroying the business I work at. For example, it cost us 90$ to send two 38 pound packages from Ohio to Texas just now. Those two packages are only worth about 357$ total. It's not sustainable


just had to ship some guys Tribike from ny to iowa and it cost almost 300$
Aug 22 2023 10:36AM
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GayWolf420
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Jems- learn to play guitar
- join hardcore band
- get famous
- friends will be jelly that they didn’t move to michigan and join a HC band
- success


dognutsget jacked


Finna be like Brody King from God's Hate (Also a professional Wrestler), guys a mountain of man.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1075152/-hate5six--God-s-Hate---March-12--2022

Its only been like 3 weeks of being here, but it does suck being unemployed.
Aug 22 2023 10:56AM
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WoFlowz
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CoolChillGuy420Finna be like Brody King from God's Hate (Also a professional Wrestler), guys a mountain of man.

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1075152/-hate5six--God-s-Hate---March-12--2022

Its only been like 3 weeks of being here, but it does suck being unemployed.


buy a surf board and wetsuit, live out of ur car near empire beach, and drive up and down the western coast for surf
Aug 22 2023 4:26PM
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muffMan.
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CoolChillGuy420I'm so lost dude. Idk what to do.


Do you have task rabbit in your area? Basically gig work, but doesn’t suck. I get like 40/hr and all I do is pick weeds half of the time
Aug 22 2023 5:50PM
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partyandBS
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it seems like anytime i ride with a girl and they are at least semi decent i instantly am in love lmao sheesh
Aug 22 2023 6:43PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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When the freeride qualifiers were going on at the bird I was falling in love every chairlift ride.
partyandBSit seems like anytime i ride with a girl and they are at least semi decent i instantly am in love lmao sheesh
Aug 22 2023 7:41PM
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mikem
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partyandBSit seems like anytime i ride with a girl and they are at least semi decent i instantly am in love lmao sheesh


This is real and true
Aug 23 2023 1:47AM
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WoFlowz
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just got let go from the bike shop effective next week lol
Aug 23 2023 5:31PM
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Biffbarf
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WoFlowzjust got let go from the bike shop effective next week lol


Lmao
Aug 23 2023 5:47PM
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OregonDead
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WoFlowzjust got let go from the bike shop effective next week lol


unofficial end of summer. someone else on here just posted that they already started celebrating Halloween
Aug 23 2023 6:31PM
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WoFlowz
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OregonDeadunofficial end of summer. someone else on here just posted that they already started celebrating Halloween


time to start slinging dope or become a barista
Aug 23 2023 7:05PM
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maaattt
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I says bonuses better be on the fast track after this shit I say
Aug 23 2023 7:18PM
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OregonDead
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WoFlowztime to start slinging dope or become a barista


coffee is popular in the fall . potential to get a French press and hustle for $20/cup like Jimmy Butler did in the NBA bubble is like the biggest possible profit margin out
Aug 23 2023 7:21PM
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WoFlowz
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OregonDeadcoffee is popular in the fall . potential to get a French press and hustle for $20/cup like Jimmy Butler did in the NBA bubble is like the biggest possible profit margin out


dude a coffee trailer in a good spot could make bank till someone bitches about permits
Aug 23 2023 7:43PM
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WoFlowz
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WoFlowzjust got let go from the bike shop effective next week lol


my parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.
Aug 24 2023 12:07AM
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piss.boy
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WoFlowzmy parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.

being a barista is an interesting job. definitively learn how dense some people are lmao
Aug 24 2023 10:32AM
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piss.boy
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having a super informal and relaxed job working outside is amazing until the ground is soaked and you cant work
Aug 24 2023 10:37AM
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partyandBS
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Alterra just announced 16 new lifts for a 3 year Deer Valley expansion and I could not be more
disappointed. They are expanding on their exclusiveness with high dollar hotel expansions and continuing to be ski only. I was at a work conference in Deer Valley and they gave a diversity, equity, and inclusion talk and it felt like the most hypocritical thing ever. How the fuck can you preach expanded representation when you are investing more money in the least diverse resort? This expansion will be the biggest investment into a single ski resort in DECADES. And I don’t mean within Alterra I mean globally. Not a fan.
Aug 24 2023 11:27AM
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dognuttz
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WoFlowzmy parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.


didnt you buy a rover already
Aug 24 2023 12:14PM
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ModMommy
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WoFlowzmy parents are getting rid of the honda pilot i’ve been driving since my mom got a acura so i gotta find a car to buy. Was literally gonna pull the trigger on this pimpin 2014 Impreza hatch but my boss just dropped oh yea ur let go in a week on me.

Now I might have to reconsider the old 2.5T 05 or 06‘ xc70 forsale across the street from my friends after telling the guys I didn’t think It was the right one for me after testing it. It‘d be such a flaky ass move and I don’t wanna be that guy.

On the brightside I got an email back from starfucks already with my general application suggesting evening shift supervisor or barista.


What can’t you buy your parents pilot off them?
Aug 24 2023 12:49PM
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WoFlowz
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ModMommyWhat can’t you buy your parents pilot off them?


cause it’s a 2022 pilot lol. I don’t have the 40k they’re getting from the dealer for it
Aug 24 2023 1:05PM
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ModMommy
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WoFlowzcause it’s a 2022 pilot lol. I don’t have the 40k they’re getting from the dealer for it


Oh lol that makes sense.
Aug 24 2023 1:19PM
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WoFlowz
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ModMommyOh lol that makes sense.


it’s really comfy and safe, i’ve hit a guard rail, mail box and backed into a car and there’s barely a scratch on the thing. I was fine every time too. tbh i’d like an older pilot if i could find one for 5-7k
Aug 24 2023 2:20PM
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Biffbarf
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WoFlowzit’s really comfy and safe, i’ve hit a guard rail, mail box and backed into a car and there’s barely a scratch on the thing. I was fine every time too. tbh i’d like an older pilot if i could find one for 5-7k


Bros just bouncing his mom's brand new whip off random shit lmao
Aug 24 2023 2:46PM
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