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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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PacificRimJob
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ASSholebomber22The more the trans stuff gets pushed, the more it will radicalize people to be more conservative. The pendulum will always swing back and forth. If you argue there's not an agenda being pushed I'd argue your heads in the sand. But yeah I generally agree the hardo boomers are the first to cry when their widdle feefees get challenged


The thing is that nobody is pushing some agenda... it's just generally just 'hey lets not be jerks to people'

Unfortunately, the media has jumped on this shit, because they know it terrifies the fuck out of toxic men who are secretly scared of finding out theyll find out that theyre accidentally attracted to someone in drag and feel totally emasculated.

They know that if they push this idea that "drag queens are going to groom your children into becoming gay" that a lot of the breeder Karens out there will freak the fuck out very loudly...

They have also jumped on this whole womens sports thing because they know that a lot of toxic dudes out there find sports to be traditional and sacred as anything else, and any changes are always super controversial.

This is not some full blown agenda for as it is the same deceptive bullshit that conservative media spins into their narrative.
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armchair_skier
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Just watched Kill Bill for the first time and it holy hell that movie blows

no need to watch pt.2 i guess
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WoFlowz
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SlowbroWhile you're near Kihei go to Ululani's shave ice, it's on the edge of Kihei and the only shave ice worth going to on the island, they make all of their own syrups out of fresh fruit and have some crazy local flavours too.

Also check out tin roof near the airport, high quality cheap local food, I recommend the mochiko chicken.

If you want more upcountry drive up Haleakala and get lunch at Grandma's Coffee House, the shoyu chicken and kalua pig are incredible, and the one lane road next to is a good walk with some nice views.

If you have any interest in snorkeling it's worth checking out the bay next to the Gazebo restaurant at Napili shores, there are always turtles there. Mala wharf in lahaina is another great spot, there are usually eagle rays and 100% of the time you can find reef sharks in the wreckage of the wharf. IDK conditions right now though.

Yeah Kihei is kind of a dump but there are some nice neighborhoods towards Wailea. I also prefer the upcountry, especially Haiku and Kula. Kauai was very nice in my experience too, unless you get rained out.


Already went to Grandmas coffee house, hiked the crater, along with some nature preserve thing near Haleakala, did some in the Iao Valley. Surfed Lahaina’s point break, along with been mostly ripping the cove in the morning on the log then a shorter 8’0 board at Ukumehame towards the afternoon.

But yea Kehei is pretty dumpy. Don’t get me wrong the little line of houses we’re staying at is nice but I’m tryna go out and the walk to a bar is gonna get me mugged.
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TOAST.
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9 hours spent at the er was a complete waste of time. ER doctor:"We can't do that here, it's an outpatient procedure" after being told by prior doctor to go to the er for it. Not trying to talk shit on ER staff because holy shit they have their hands full but after 1 urgent care visit, 1 doctor visit, and 1 er visit we are back to where we were 9 hours ago, but with the addition of some pain killers.
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WoFlowz
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so glad to be leaving honolulu this place is a fuckin cesspool
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Thegenericskier
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WoFlowztrue, rural NY could even be that. Def West Virginia or NC near Asheville


dude asheville is a freaking dumpster fire. needles absolutely everywhere, no clue why some of my buddies are going to college there
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partyandBS
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Thegenericskierdude asheville is a freaking dumpster fire. needles absolutely everywhere, no clue why some of my buddies are going to college there


i met a lady once who specialized in therapy for inbred people based just outside of ashville. its a legit problem down there

also, @WoFlowz shut yo privileged bitch ass up. no one feels sorry that your vacation wasnt perfectly manicured like the rest of your life is. if its so bad, row your ass back to the mainland
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Mingg
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TOAST.9 hours spent at the er was a complete waste of time. ER doctor:"We can't do that here, it's an outpatient procedure" after being told by prior doctor to go to the er for it. Not trying to talk shit on ER staff because holy shit they have their hands full but after 1 urgent care visit, 1 doctor visit, and 1 er visit we are back to where we were 9 hours ago, but with the addition of some pain killers.


Yeah this is a huge issue. If it can wait, the ER will make you wait. Too many people and docs(not you, but in general) think going to the ER will get you everything you need asap. But really they make sure you’re not dying and safe to go home. Lots of primary docs will send in patients for “outpatient” imaging or procedures because otherwise it could take days/weeks and they don’t want to wait that long. But that’s not proper use of the ER. Idk what you’ve got going on but it still sucks you wasted so much time. Either your primary sent you inappropriately or the ER gaslit the fuck outta you, I can’t say. But either way I’ll end with our health care system is 2/10 max.
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Vish-shoe
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WoFlowzso glad to be leaving honolulu this place is a fuckin cesspool

This kid smoked his ass stupid
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WoFlowz
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Vish-shoeThis kid smoked his ass stupid


Back on Maui and enjoying myself a lot more. Besides the wildfires life’s pretty good. I made a smoothie bowl with fresh mango and papaya instead of paying 16$ for it on Waikiki. I get to sleep in my own bed with my own ac and not share with a sibling. It’s just sm more relaxing here.

also mad thoughts out to the folks in kula evacuating and same to the other fire in lahaina
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Thegenericskier
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partyandBSi met a lady once who specialized in therapy for inbred people based just outside of ashville. its a legit problem down there

also, @WoFlowz shut yo privileged bitch ass up. no one feels sorry that your vacation wasnt perfectly manicured like the rest of your life is. if its so bad, row your ass back to the mainland


Inbreeding is genuinely a bad problem where I live. At my high school an hour and a half east a surprisingly big chunk of students are someway inbred
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ModMommy
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been sicker than a dog recently
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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What are you symptoms? I got pretty sick recently. Idk if it was COVID but might have been. Official guidance, last I checked, was just stay home. No need for a test.
ModMommybeen sicker than a dog recently
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ModMommy
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BradFiAusNzCoCaWhat are you symptoms? I got pretty sick recently. Idk if it was COVID but might have been. Official guidance, last I checked, was just stay home. No need for a test.


Extreme nausea, weird uterine feelings, exhausted, I’m usually super cold but I’m running pretty hot recently. I just feel like absolute shit.
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Thegenericskier
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getting my car ready to drive to bozeman and the amount of junk and bits of food i've found hidden in my car is ridiculous. don't know how people can just leave food in someone's car
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dognutsdogfart
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ModMommyweird uterine feelings

i’m afraid this is the end of the fertile years
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ModMommy
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dognutsi’m afraid this is the end of the fertile years


Went to dr for a blood test to confirm a 7 wk pregnancy I’m literally so stupid
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Young_patty
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ModMommyWent to dr for a blood test to confirm a 7 wk pregnancy I’m literally so stupid


Damn, you Fr bouta have a kid?

Congrats(?) ig. Now you jus gotta tie down ur man w a classic Montana shotgun wedding.
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ModMommy
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Young_pattyDamn, you Fr bouta have a kid?

Congrats(?) ig. Now you jus gotta tie down ur man w a classic Montana shotgun wedding.


surprise, who knew i should have taken a pregnancy test because i didn’t

lol that’s the Montana way
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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ModMommyWent to dr for a blood test to confirm a 7 wk pregnancy I’m literally so stupid


have a thread on NS to name the kid
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Slowbro
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BigPurpleSkiSuithave a thread on NS to name the kid


Henrik
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Biffbarf
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ModMommyWent to dr for a blood test to confirm a 7 wk pregnancy I’m literally so stupid

The username was a self fulfilling prophecy. @SchizoSkier has a crystal ball confirmed. Congrats, and on behalf on NS, thanks mommy
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Young_patty
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ModMommysurprise, who knew i should have taken a pregnancy test because i didn’t

lol that’s the Montana way


BigPurpleSkiSuithave a thread on NS to name the kid


omg yes, please do a poll so NS can pick this kids name!

“This is my son, Ohnep”
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muffMan.
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BigPurpleSkiSuithave a thread on NS to name the kid


Giuseppe
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theabortionator
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BigPurpleSkiSuithave a thread on NS to name the kid


This
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Mixy
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ModMommyWent to dr for a blood test to confirm a 7 wk pregnancy I’m literally so stupid


The name change from SafariSam was a self fulfilling prophecy

But congrats thats exciting!
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r00kie
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Well poop, my off day tomorrow got turmed into a "go evac some injured people off a river" day.
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HypeBeast
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Not sure how I feel about the legality of cops picking through trash to tie DNA to people. Are we accepting this as OK because the stories we hear about are for murders and rapes? Would we be OK trying it to a white collar crime? Where does one draw the law? Why is a warrant not required? (and don't gimme shit about trash is public domain. That shit was created before this even existed)
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Rparr
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runforlove2024Not sure how I feel about the legality of cops picking through trash to tie DNA to people. Are we accepting this as OK because the stories we hear about are for murders and rapes? Would we be OK trying it to a white collar crime? Where does one draw the law? Why is a warrant not required? (and don't gimme shit about trash is public domain. That shit was created before this even existed)


one of my friends was raided because of some shit the cops found in his trash. It was growing equipment that he had disposed of. granted this was in kansas like 12 years ago, but I always thought the concept was absolutely ridiculous
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partyandBS
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ModMommysurprise, who knew i should have taken a pregnancy test because i didn’t

lol that’s the Montana way


dang that homeboy real does control your fertile years lol

can’t wait to see a pic of lil Philip RayRay Charles (Lip Blind 2 for short) in an ON3P onesie

🎉
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Biffbarf
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Little did we know the fertile years were the friends we made along the way
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Rparr
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BigPurpleSkiSuithave a thread on NS to name the kid


kid is going to end up named 'pee in her butt' or some shit
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HypeBeast
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BigPurpleSkiSuithave a thread on NS to name the kid


There's a lot of these threads. Some op's actually delivered on it too
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Slowbro
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SlowbroHenrik

amending my answer to Scott "skiierman" Townes
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oldmanski
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ModMommyWent to dr for a blood test to confirm a 7 wk pregnancy I’m literally so stupid


This is awesome! Congratulations!
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Oh wow congrats! I almost didn’t believe it because the way you announced it was so nonchalant lol
ModMommyWent to dr for a blood test to confirm a 7 wk pregnancy I’m literally so stupid
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Eli.braun98
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I want to fucking shank this one cop
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oldmanski
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Eli.braun98I want to fucking shank this one cop


Some can be absolute tools. Ive had incidents with a few super cool ones and also some real goobers.
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Newsheepers
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WoFlowzBack on Maui and enjoying myself a lot more. Besides the wildfires life’s pretty good. I made a smoothie bowl with fresh mango and papaya instead of paying 16$ for it on Waikiki. I get to sleep in my own bed with my own ac and not share with a sibling. It’s just sm more relaxing here.

also mad thoughts out to the folks in kula evacuating and same to the other fire in lahaina

that sounds relaxing have a good rest of your vaction
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Jems
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ModMommyExtreme nausea, weird uterine feelings, exhausted, I’m usually super cold but I’m running pretty hot recently. I just feel like absolute shit.

before covid fucked my lungs it made me feel probably the shittiest i’ve ever felt in my life. this could probably be the new covid variant going around.


nvm didn’t see the pregnancy 🫡🫡

**This post was edited on Aug 10th 2023 at 1:24:09pm
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OregonDead
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ModMommysurprise, who knew i should have taken a pregnancy test because i didn’t

lol that’s the Montana way


congrats! kids skis are super cute
2 years ago
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r00kie
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Shit that hit the fan months ago just keeps finding new ways to stink.
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Pablo_Sanchez
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Bar advertises house music - we get there and suffer through 20 minutes of dubstep (literal 2010 wubwubwub laser bullshit) before the peacing the fuck out. Nobody wants to hear that shit
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SlushSeason
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I want to hear that shit sometimes. I didn't in 2010, but now I do
Pablo_SanchezBar advertises house music - we get there and suffer through 20 minutes of dubstep (literal 2010 wubwubwub laser bullshit) before the peacing the fuck out. Nobody wants to hear that shit
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Young_patty
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So I pirate a lot of books and graphic novels online, and sometimes I find a really good one that makes me want to buy a res copy. But then I go online and find out that it hasn’t been printed in years and a used copy costs between $78-$250 depending on print and condition. Like sorry author, I really do wanna support you. But I just can’t.
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Lonely
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I hate how terrible everyone's attention span have gotten

Produce the sickest vid I've ever made, but it doesn't have ahhhh ahhh family guy clip underneath or tik tok music so the algorithm will make sure no more than 100 people ever see it.
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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LonelyI hate how terrible everyone's attention span have gotten

Produce the sickest vid I've ever made, but it doesn't have ahhhh ahhh family guy clip underneath or tik tok music so the algorithm will make sure no more than 100 people ever see it.


I can only assume you're referring to this masterpiece


1036936
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Lonely
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI can only assume you're referring to this masterpiece


1036936


Lmao that would probably be more favored in the algorithms tbh. It's less than 3 minutes and eheath related.
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Lonely
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65% of the population trying to make it through a 20 minute long TV episode without a second screen

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partyandBS
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI can only assume you're referring to this masterpiece


1036936


@eheath 📈
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