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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
Jun 24 2014 10:59PM
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Biffbarf
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NewsheepersI always leave my keys on my car in a loki spot because all my pockets randomly open on the hill


You're not even old enough to drive 🤡
Apr 13 2023 8:24PM
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Newsheepers
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ASSholebomber22You're not even old enough to drive 🤡


you fr?
Apr 13 2023 8:54PM
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Mingg
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Was passing a line of ms car on the highway today at a decent rate of speed. Limit is 55, I was going 68-70ish and the cars next to me were probably going 65ish. I was just getting to pass the last car before merging back to the right and this motorcycle came in between our cars extremely fast to pass me. Like he was 100% not in a lane… basically riding the dashed lines. I hadn’t seen him. He wasn’t behind me 10 seconds prior. He’s lucky I wasn’t merging over yet because I 100% would not have seen him and he’d be dead.

I hate motorcycles.
Apr 13 2023 10:13PM
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OregonDead
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MinggWas passing a line of ms car on the highway today at a decent rate of speed. Limit is 55, I was going 68-70ish and the cars next to me were probably going 65ish. I was just getting to pass the last car before merging back to the right and this motorcycle came in between our cars extremely fast to pass me. Like he was 100% not in a lane… basically riding the dashed lines. I hadn’t seen him. He wasn’t behind me 10 seconds prior. He’s lucky I wasn’t merging over yet because I 100% would not have seen him and he’d be dead.

I hate motorcycles.


splitting lanes is legal in California and some other states but it definitely is an at your own risk sort of thing to do
Apr 14 2023 12:10AM
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Lenny-
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MinggWas passing a line of ms car on the highway today at a decent rate of speed. Limit is 55, I was going 68-70ish and the cars next to me were probably going 65ish. I was just getting to pass the last car before merging back to the right and this motorcycle came in between our cars extremely fast to pass me. Like he was 100% not in a lane… basically riding the dashed lines. I hadn’t seen him. He wasn’t behind me 10 seconds prior. He’s lucky I wasn’t merging over yet because I 100% would not have seen him and he’d be dead.

I hate motorcycles.

@Frenchmayo1287 is getting too comfortable.🤔
Apr 14 2023 12:15AM
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twinkle_toes
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Young_pattyBruh recipe bloggers are SO full of shit. They’ll be like “here’s a quick, easy, weeknight recipe :D” and it’s like $40 worth of ingredients. Bruh I’m not even making this up, some blogger on insta just posted a “easy chicken recipe” and she starts off by saying you need to defrost an ENTIRE chicken, like wtf??

This is why I have trust issues ffs.


Ya I usually just microwave the whole raw chicken for 20 minutes and it’s good to eat
Apr 14 2023 12:18AM
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GayWolf420
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twinkle_toesYa I usually just microwave the whole raw chicken for 20 minutes and it’s good to eat

I was looking for bagged microwavable chicken this evening in the store. tell me ur secrets.
Apr 14 2023 12:19AM
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twinkle_toes
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CoolChillGuy420I was looking for bagged microwavable chicken this evening in the store. tell me ur secrets.


Lmao I was just kidding, I would never microwave raw chicken as a cooking method lol

But a if you need a recipe… my go-to is usually teryaki chicken on a frying pan. But you gotta dip that shit in cornstarch before you fry it. Makes it crispy. Then once it’s cooked you add soy/teryaki sauce on top
Apr 14 2023 12:23AM
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GayWolf420
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twinkle_toesLmao I was just kidding, I would never microwave raw chicken as a cooking method lol

But a if you need a recipe… my go-to is usually teryaki chicken on a frying pan. But you gotta dip that shit in cornstarch before you fry it. Makes it crispy. Then once it’s cooked you add soy/teryaki sauce on top

Too complicated. I'm back to finding bagged chickens to microwave, but thank you for your input.
Apr 14 2023 2:17AM
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TOAST.
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CoolChillGuy420Too complicated. I'm back to finding bagged chickens to microwave, but thank you for your input.

just microwave a full chicken, feathers and all.
Apr 14 2023 6:45AM
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SchizoSkier
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CoolChillGuy420Too complicated. I'm back to finding bagged chickens to microwave, but thank you for your input.

It really isn’t that hard dude just put a ton of seasoning on and air fry it
Apr 14 2023 8:57AM
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Newsheepers
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Lenny-@Frenchmayo1287 is getting too comfortable.🤔

lol he hasn't been online in a week, he's prolly tagged on the side of the road rn
Apr 14 2023 9:06AM
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muffMan.
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OregonDeadsplitting lanes is legal in California and some other states but it definitely is an at your own risk sort of thing to do


True but max speed at like 20 mph, useful in traffic only and stop lights
Apr 14 2023 9:29AM
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Newsheepers
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Lmao i had to read this twice, MISS SCHOOL?! Nah they chose to be whatever and then got bullied so they cried at home. This shit getting outta hand fr. Imma have to be extra loud today 💯
Apr 14 2023 9:51AM
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partyandBS
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When i was driving lyft in denver the motorcycles crews certainly lived outside the traffic laws. Stunt riders everywhere, unlicensed dirtbikes and atvs, bagged harleys at 12 o’clock, etc. the cops cant do shit either. I was in the ballpark area picking people up at like 1:45a and there was cops out everywhere and literally 15 feet from a cop this guy puts his front wheel against the curb and does a burnout for like 2 minutes pumping up the people at the crowded bar then flipped off the cop and blitzed out of there lmao. Cop just watched the entire time when she could have walked 2 seconds to confront them.
Apr 14 2023 9:53AM
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muffMan.
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partyandBSWhen i was driving lyft in denver the motorcycles crews certainly lived outside the traffic laws. Stunt riders everywhere, unlicensed dirtbikes and atvs, bagged harleys at 12 o’clock, etc. the cops cant do shit either. I was in the ballpark area picking people up at like 1:45a and there was cops out everywhere and literally 15 feet from a cop this guy puts his front wheel against the curb and does a burnout for like 2 minutes pumping up the people at the crowded bar then flipped off the cop and blitzed out of there lmao. Cop just watched the entire time when she could have walked 2 seconds to confront them.


No chase policy
Apr 14 2023 10:16AM
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Jems
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Newsheepers

Lmao i had to read this twice, MISS SCHOOL?! Nah they chose to be whatever and then got bullied so they cried at home. This shit getting outta hand fr. Imma have to be extra loud today 💯

i feel like you’ve never been bullied before
Apr 14 2023 10:27AM
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Granby_killdozer
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Jemsi feel like you’ve never been bullied before


I feel like you should have been bullied more
Apr 14 2023 10:37AM
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SlitherySnake
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partyandBSWhen i was driving lyft in denver the motorcycles crews certainly lived outside the traffic laws. Stunt riders everywhere, unlicensed dirtbikes and atvs, bagged harleys at 12 o’clock, etc. the cops cant do shit either. I was in the ballpark area picking people up at like 1:45a and there was cops out everywhere and literally 15 feet from a cop this guy puts his front wheel against the curb and does a burnout for like 2 minutes pumping up the people at the crowded bar then flipped off the cop and blitzed out of there lmao. Cop just watched the entire time when she could have walked 2 seconds to confront them.


that sounds sick
Apr 14 2023 10:39AM
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Newsheepers
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Jemsi feel like you’ve never been bullied before


I really can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but I have no sympathy for these people, they're the same people flying rainbow flags sitting during the pledge and disrespecting teachers. I'm not even playing i saw a girl that had fucking ear surgery to make it look like cat ears and they were painted pink. like its honestly funny and when I walked past it my nose tingled for some reason like it generally hurt
Apr 14 2023 11:05AM
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Biffbarf
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Craw_DaddyI feel like you should have been bullied more


This
Apr 14 2023 11:14AM
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Jems
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NewsheepersI really can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but I have no sympathy for these people, they're the same people flying rainbow flags sitting during the pledge and disrespecting teachers. I'm not even playing i saw a girl that had fucking ear surgery to make it look like cat ears and they were painted pink. like its honestly funny and when I walked past it my nose tingled for some reason like it generally hurt

“FLYING RAINBOW FLAGS AND SITTING DURING THE PLEDGE” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like that actually matters

I thought the same exact way as you do when i was in high school. People are weird and different, get over it. Turns out the weird fucks in high school were actually some the chillest even if you’re repulsed by them. Grow up.
Apr 14 2023 11:17AM
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r00kie
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NewsheepersI really can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but I have no sympathy for these people, they're the same people flying rainbow flags sitting during the pledge and disrespecting teachers. I'm not even playing i saw a girl that had fucking ear surgery to make it look like cat ears and they were painted pink. like its honestly funny and when I walked past it my nose tingled for some reason like it generally hurt


Gotta be honest, if I were to go back into high school I would purposely show up five minutes just to avoid the pledge. Pretty weird. I generally like living in the US but I don't need to militantly pledge my alliegence to it every morning at 7:45.
Apr 14 2023 11:17AM
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Jems
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r00kieGotta be honest, if I were to go back into high school I would purposely show up five minutes just to avoid the pledge. Pretty weird. I generally like living in the US but I don't need to militantly pledge my alliegence to it every morning at 7:45.

i stood for every damn pledge in high school and used to judge the kids for not standing but now i just cringe at those thoughts
Apr 14 2023 11:21AM
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piss.boy
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dognutsyea would be smart, somebody brought them to guest services so gottem but was stressing for a while there

i keep them in my underwear
Apr 14 2023 11:29AM
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r00kie
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Jemsi stood for every damn pledge in high school and used to judge the kids for not standing but now i just cringe at those thoughts


I stood every time too. I didn't have too strong of a conviction either way, just easier to fit in and play along.
Apr 14 2023 11:36AM
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Newsheepers
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Jems“FLYING RAINBOW FLAGS AND SITTING DURING THE PLEDGE” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like that actually matters

I thought the same exact way as you do when i was in high school. People are weird and different, get over it. Turns out the weird fucks in high school were actually some the chillest even if you’re repulsed by them. Grow up.


to be completely honest I don't gaf about the pledge I'm just doing it so people don't look at me wierd
but in all honesty yesterday me and my friend hijacked some emo kids picnic while they were at the store during lunch (at school) and theses mofo's started throwing muffins and shit on us. I spun the block on there ass fr
also it is difficult even for people in their mid 20's to understand whats going on in our schools especially when I can't explain it because I don't know wtf is happening, theirs like 20 different species and genders in our school

**This post was edited on Apr 14th 2023 at 11:57:26am
Apr 14 2023 11:55AM
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profa_212
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Newsheepersto be completely honest I don't gaf about the pledge I'm just doing it so people don't look at me wierd
but in all honesty yesterday me and my friend hijacked some emo kids picnic while they were at the store during lunch (at school) and theses mofo's started throwing muffins and shit on us. I spun the block on there ass fr
also it is difficult even for people in their mid 20's to understand whats going on in our schools especially when I can't explain it because I don't know wtf is happening, theirs like 20 different species and genders in our school

**This post was edited on Apr 14th 2023 at 11:57:26am


So you stole some kids lunch and then are surprised when they fight back and think they are the weird ones???

Jesus you're a jackass
Apr 14 2023 12:02PM
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Newsheepers
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Profahoben_212So you stole some kids lunch and then are surprised when they fight back and think they are the weird ones???

Jesus you're a jackass


naaah my bad we just started eating our lunch there, like we just randomly sat near their blanket. I don't steal other peoples shit
guess hijack was the wrong word
Apr 14 2023 12:08PM
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muffMan.
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Jemsi stood for every damn pledge in high school and used to judge the kids for not standing but now i just cringe at those thoughts


I was a patriotic lil bitch in hs, even rocked American flag socks
Apr 14 2023 12:21PM
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Newsheepers
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muffMan.I was a patriotic lil bitch in hs, even rocked American flag socks

AMERICCCAAA Fuck YEAH
Apr 14 2023 12:24PM
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profa_212
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Newsheepersnaaah my bad we just started eating our lunch there, like we just randomly sat near their blanket. I don't steal other peoples shit
guess hijack was the wrong word


Ahhh makes more sense.



God I don't miss highschool lmao
Apr 14 2023 12:28PM
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Newsheepers
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Profahoben_212Ahhh makes more sense.



God I don't miss highschool lmao


It was actually pretty funny tbh it was a bunch of goth girls trying to act like they hated us but deep down they didn't
Apr 14 2023 12:30PM
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partyandBS
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I fucked up. I bought a shirt that says ‘World’s Silliest Goose’ off Instagram and sent it to my buddy whom we call Goose. Got it in medium so it will be nice and tight on him.

well now instagram thinks I will buy random bullshit and I get the shittiest ads now. A fuckin collapsible stool that charges your phone? Fuck you instagram. i will never. Custom license plate hats? Like how is that your entire business?! Ball hammock underwear?! God dammit…

never buy anything off instagram…
Apr 14 2023 1:00PM
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Newsheepers
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partyandBSI fucked up. I bought a shirt that says ‘World’s Silliest Goose’ off Instagram and sent it to my buddy whom we call Goose. Got it in medium so it will be nice and tight on him.

well now instagram thinks I will buy random bullshit and I get the shittiest ads now. A fuckin collapsible stool that charges your phone? Fuck you instagram. i will never. Custom license plate hats? Like how is that your entire business?! Ball hammock underwear?! God dammit…

never buy anything off instagram…


Rip
Apr 14 2023 1:02PM
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armchair_skier
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Newsheepers

Lmao i had to read this twice, MISS SCHOOL?! Nah they chose to be whatever and then got bullied so they cried at home. This shit getting outta hand fr. Imma have to be extra loud today 💯


They did this at my hs sophomore year and a bunch of ppl opp'd in so they didn't have to participate in anything that day. People just sat on their phones in class.

Public schools are a fucking toilet lmao and no amount of money is going to fix them.
Apr 14 2023 3:08PM
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TOAST.
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partyandBSI fucked up. I bought a shirt that says ‘World’s Silliest Goose’ off Instagram and sent it to my buddy whom we call Goose. Got it in medium so it will be nice and tight on him.

well now instagram thinks I will buy random bullshit and I get the shittiest ads now. A fuckin collapsible stool that charges your phone? Fuck you instagram. i will never. Custom license plate hats? Like how is that your entire business?! Ball hammock underwear?! God dammit…

never buy anything off instagram…

nothing worse than when you start following an account because funny middle class white guy memes and next thing you know it they are trying to sell you shitty t shirts.
Apr 14 2023 10:01PM
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Mingg
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OregonDeadsplitting lanes is legal in California and some other states but it definitely is an at your own risk sort of thing to do


That’s wild to me. Idk if it’s legal in NY but it does not seem safe at all!
Apr 14 2023 10:24PM
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GayWolf420
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MinggThat’s wild to me. Idk if it’s legal in NY but it does not seem safe at all!

Definitely not safe at all but hey, play stupid games and you win stupid prizes.
Apr 14 2023 10:29PM
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SteezyYeeter
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JemsI thought the same exact way as you do when i was in high school.


except u were pale, chunky, and zesty as fuck
Apr 14 2023 10:47PM
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dognuttz
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everyone splits lanes in europe and no one seems to get hurt, honestly works so much better than over here. everyone just expects everyone to do whatever they want and it seems to work.
Apr 15 2023 12:03AM
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partyandBS
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When i was in Thailand the lanes were not real. People drive so close and the roads get so packed. The Honda Grom scene there is incredible lol. India looks pretty similar from what ive seen online.
Apr 15 2023 5:58PM
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HypeBeast
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PSA, never use the TurboTax desktop edition. I bought off Amazon because it was on sale at half the price. Holy fuck it sucks. It's slow. It isn't as user friendly. It doesn't have all the same style of features for some niche items. Jesus
Apr 16 2023 8:25PM
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SchizoSkier
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Turd__AuthorityPSA, never use the TurboTax desktop edition. I bought off Amazon because it was on sale at half the price. Holy fuck it sucks. It's slow. It isn't as user friendly. It doesn't have all the same style of features for some niche items. Jesus


Just do them manually Mine took like 20 minutes
Apr 16 2023 8:29PM
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r00kie
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Turd__AuthorityPSA, never use the TurboTax desktop edition. I bought off Amazon because it was on sale at half the price. Holy fuck it sucks. It's slow. It isn't as user friendly. It doesn't have all the same style of features for some niche items. Jesus


An Intuit product being absolute garbage? Unheard of!
Apr 16 2023 8:32PM
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dognuttz
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😫 can not catch a good sunset for the life of me. every time it shapes up real good and then completely clouds in
Apr 16 2023 10:45PM
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SlitherySnake
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dognuts😫 can not catch a good sunset for the life of me. every time it shapes up real good and then completely clouds in


cloudy sunsets can be some of the prettiest ones. love it when they turn orange and pink
Apr 16 2023 11:01PM
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dognuttz
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SlitherySnakecloudy sunsets can be some of the prettiest ones. love it when they turn orange and pink

oh yea dude for sure, but these have been the ones that just completely block the sun
Apr 16 2023 11:07PM
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HypeBeast
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SchizoSkierJust do them manually Mine took like 20 minutes

Tf do u mean manually? I didn't pay someone to do it for me. Are you referring to the free versions that companies and the IRS offer? I still input or uploaded everything.

The online version of TurboTax is quite nice although their "expert" support is garbage. The desktop version for whatever reason is super clunky and doesn't mirror the online product in all ways. My finances are just diverse enough that I gotta buy the premier software version. It takes some time when you got a bunch of different accounts you gotta upload and if your spouse works multiple jobs (annoying af to input). Add in other deductions like student loan interest, mortgage interest, 529 contributions, retirement, HSA, etc. It's a lot to document so unless you're working a single job with not much going on, no way you get it done in 20min lol.

Side note, the fact Ohio gave me a refund of $600 but the feds took $1200 just shows how stupidly complex federal tax rates are.
Apr 17 2023 12:04AM
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SchizoSkier
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Turd__AuthorityTf do u mean manually? I didn't pay someone to do it for me. Are you referring to the free versions that companies and the IRS offer? I still input or uploaded everything.

The online version of TurboTax is quite nice although their "expert" support is garbage. The desktop version for whatever reason is super clunky and doesn't mirror the online product in all ways. My finances are just diverse enough that I gotta buy the premier software version. It takes some time when you got a bunch of different accounts you gotta upload and if your spouse works multiple jobs (annoying af to input). Add in other deductions like student loan interest, mortgage interest, 529 contributions, retirement, HSA, etc. It's a lot to document so unless you're working a single job with not much going on, no way you get it done in 20min lol.

Side note, the fact Ohio gave me a refund of $600 but the feds took $1200 just shows how stupidly complex federal tax rates are.


Dude I’m in hs and work part time as a server/bus boy at a restaurant and made less than 10 grand all year and don’t have a morgage or wife or anything or 529 interest or loans or nothing, on jah it took me less 20 minutes and even had my mom check to make sure I did it right
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