WoFlowzShout out PHX TSA for being the most god damn annoying mofos. At 3:00 Am these schmucks we’re doing individual screenings of every passenger with drug dogs and then decided to pull my SLR outta my bag and inspect it after sending it through the XRay, even after i asked for it to be hand checked cause it’ll get flagged anyways even without film in it. Y’all caught me ig
Oh man the TSA at LAX was the worst for me.. Was getting a connection from LA back to Sacramento, and they pulled some dumbfuck shit.
They pulled me aside for over an HOUR thinking I looked like some dude who I looked ABSOLUTELY nothing alike... I just happen to have had a dark beard, but was my no means latino nor did I have any Tattoos which they made me remove my pants to prove lol.
They first ran up on me all miranda-rights like, as I was going through security and said I was being detained for questioning etc... Which freaked me the fuck out because now I start questioning if I really did do something wrong... They put me in a room that felt more like an office cubicle and hilariously they started out asking me shit in Spanish - to which I was just all like ¿lol que?
They quickly realized - yeah this guy is gringo as fuck, and definitely not the guy we are looking for - but they still ran me through the whole set of questions to save face... and made me wait around while they checked my shit. I missed the flight, and they offered exactly zero compensation because why would the cops care if they fucked up right?