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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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Biffbarf
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Rparrmy parents were both 45 when I was born lol. People would assume that they were my grandparents when I was young


BradFiAusNzCoCaI think it’s more common than people realize. People just don’t advertise it lol


Bro kids at 45 ain't common lmao talkin retirement age when you grad hs god damn
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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The world is not as linear as people think. I used to think it wasn’t common, and maybe common isn’t the right word, but I’ve noticed it more as I’ve gotten older. It’s not as uncommon as I once thought
ASSholebomber22Bro kids at 45 ain't common lmao talkin retirement age when you grad hs god damn
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maaattt
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I hate always having to bust out the whole ass clippers when I need to freshen up my dome.

Fellow bald heads, buzz cutters, and bad hairline homies, what are you using?? Is that skull shaver thing I see the ads for all time worthwhile?

I want something that's good for daily use, peach fuzz on the dome likes to grab and hold onto fiberglass fibers and other shit in the air and it's irritating the shit outta my scalp and myself in general
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PacificRimJob
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armchair_skierMy parents were pushing 40 when they had me. Now I'm an asocial retard posting on this toilet of a forum.


This is what you have to look forward to @ModMommy
2 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Damn moment blades back in stock for literally 2min. The kicker is having in your cart or even being in checkout doesn't save your spot. It's who fills out checkout fastest. Autofill ya know. Shitty system.
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armchair_skier
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PacificRimJobThis is what you have to look forward to @ModMommy


real
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theabortionator
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I hate not having confidence. People have been hyping me up about music, it feels good but idk. I just feel unable to absorb it and feel any confidence. Stoked to keep playing. I enjoy it, still writing and playing but damn. Idk its fucking hard. Putting yourself out there is weird. Idk.
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cyphers
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partyandBSBack when I was a freshman in college I was layin the mack on this girl named Lydia. Or at least trying to lol. We had been hanging out for a bit after class and it was chill. She was a snowboard instructor and i saw on epicmix that she had 102 days the season before so I was like DAMN this girl shreds! No wonder shes an instructor. So we go for a chairlift date and holy shit she was so fuckin trash at riding lol. I couldn’t believe it. Could barely do blues. I guess she taught kids and was mostly walking with them on the bunny hill so she didn’t progress.

reminded me of an episode of the simpson’s where Homer is 1 swim class ahead of his students lol.


what’s the difference between a ski instructor and their clients?

3 days on hill
2 years ago
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Learned fast that good ski instructor =/= good skier. There’s a difference between actually skiing well practically across a variety of conditions/runs and teaching out of a book
cypherswhat’s the difference between a ski instructor and their clients?

3 days on hill
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partyandBS
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If you guys are looking to see cringy old men and seldom thirst traps, join the FB group ‘Single Snowboarders and Skiers’ holy shit big yikes haha.
2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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dude where u been getting ur sex from? and do u have kids?
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HypeBeast
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Holy shit the federal loan servicers are literally incompetent. Onto my third one, MOEHLA, after shit got transferred yet again and it's amazing how terrible their record keeping is. Fuckkkkk
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partyandBS
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My hairline is fuckin receding faster than the glaciers. God fuckin dammit.
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Jems
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partyandBSMy hairline is fuckin receding faster than the glaciers. God fuckin dammit.

finasteride and minoxidil
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Accept it sooner than later and go clippers buzz Jason Stratham style. Wish I hadn’t fought it for so long
partyandBSMy hairline is fuckin receding faster than the glaciers. God fuckin dammit.
2 years ago
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Mixy
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BradFiAusNzCoCaAccept it sooner than later and go clippers buzz Jason Stratham style. Wish I hadn’t fought it for so long


Don't listen to him, combovers are IN!
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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NOW you tell me?! It’s too late! 😫
little1337Don't listen to him, combovers are IN!
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Lenny-
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The amount of baseball pants I've seen skiing this season is insane, must really be in style. It's baseball season I guess.
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maaattt
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Lenny-The amount of baseball pants I've seen skiing this season is insane, must really be in style. It's baseball season I guess.


I been saying it for years, baseball pants are next wave. It only makes sense
2 years ago
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theabortionator
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Lift maintenence rode through our ropeline in the same spot 4 times. I think today's was intentional possibly just to show that it's "dangerous" they went for the last piece of boo. Or they are the most cooked fuckers in the world.

Imagine doing the same thing 4 times. It's not hard to avoid, they need to not completely derp out and not 50 plus through the base area.

Was talk of cutting back the pipe I just made because they can't avoid the rope. Idk fuck them. They be calling us in the morning asking if there are any hazards out on hill snd as fsr as that rope they shouldn't hsve hit it the first time an hitting it 4 times idk. Maybe you shouldn't have a snowmobile if you can't run it safely.
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WoFlowz
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doing my weekly ice coffee run to aldis and two fuckers just cut me in line for check out
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partyandBS
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The referenced post has been removed.


Yeah but was she hot?
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theabortionator
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partyandBSYeah but was she hot?


I mean she's a girl here so pretty much a 12 but otherwise not really. Kinda just looks young/ acts young as well. High school early college vibe but mid 20s.
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SchizoSkier
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The referenced post has been removed.


Holy fuck I am definitely not reading all this bro
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theabortionator
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SchizoSkierHoly fuck I am definitely not reading all this bro


Yeah, clearly was replying to you or something and wanted you to read it?
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partyandBS
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SchizoSkierHoly fuck I am definitely not reading all this bro


It was too long so it was removed
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theabortionator
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partyandBSIt was too long so it was removed


I pulled it down. Some of the people that ski here are on NS. Trying to stay friends with people.

Pretty weird take to come into this thread and complain about the length or content of anything though. Thread has no set topic, if anything better that chad types stay out. If it was a thread ski bindings you were engaged in sure. Or some huge post in a waxing thread. But everything in this thread is random bitching.

Nobody that's posted in this thread has cared if anyone read what they posted. A lot of times happier if people don't. Just random venting for no reason.
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partyandBS
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theabortionatorI pulled it down. Some of the people that ski here are on NS. Trying to stay friends with people.

Pretty weird take to come into this thread and complain about the length or content of anything though. Thread has no set topic, if anything better that chad types stay out. If it was a thread ski bindings you were engaged in sure. Or some huge post in a waxing thread. But everything in this thread is random bitching.

Nobody that's posted in this thread has cared if anyone read what they posted. A lot of times happier if people don't. Just random venting for no reason.


I was just going along with schizos joke. I read it lol
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muffMan.
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God damn bro I’m just sick of America. My cousins, both under 10 years old were at the Nashville shooting today. They’re fine but holy shit this country sucks
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r00kie
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muffMan.God damn bro I’m just sick of America. My cousins, both under 10 years old were at the Nashville shooting today. They’re fine but holy shit this country sucks


I have family that attends the church there and one cousin on staff but she was apparently not on site today.
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Nobody in charge wants to do anything about anything. Literally just always putting their head in the sand regarding every issue. Pretty disheartening.
muffMan.God damn bro I’m just sick of America. My cousins, both under 10 years old were at the Nashville shooting today. They’re fine but holy shit this country sucks
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partyandBS
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muffMan.God damn bro I’m just sick of America. My cousins, both under 10 years old were at the Nashville shooting today. They’re fine but holy shit this country sucks


I didn’t realize we were in a time of ‘thoughts and prayers’

fuckin sucks. This is the only country where this happens consistently.
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profa_212
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BradFiAusNzCoCaNobody in charge wants to do anything about anything. Literally just always putting their head in the sand regarding every issue. Pretty disheartening.


In terms of guns, saying anything either way on them instantly deletes half of your voting base in either direction. Shitty, but that's why nobody will say anything on them.
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Biffbarf
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muffMan.God damn bro I’m just sick of America. My cousins, both under 10 years old were at the Nashville shooting today. They’re fine but holy shit this country sucks


The united states fucking rules
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SteezyYeeter
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the shooter was black.

i know this because the CNN article did not mention race. if she was white it would have been about race.

story's gonna completely die out in a few days.
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theabortionator
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Damn, just got an email about the symmer job. I have a job and visa isnt an issue. I jist gotta find my own housing now which i basically wont find i guess.

Bummed because I turned dosn my spot at hood, a job in NZ and commited to going back there. They kind of fucked up by stringing people along but I'm glad somebody finally got back to me.

I guess maybe I'll push dort this summer
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SchizoSkier
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SteezyYeeterthe shooter was black.

i know this because the CNN article did not mention race. if she was white it would have been about race.

story's gonna completely die out in a few days.


Rio da young og
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Jindy and Thredo accoms… good luck
theabortionatorDamn, just got an email about the symmer job. I have a job and visa isnt an issue. I jist gotta find my own housing now which i basically wont find i guess.

Bummed because I turned dosn my spot at hood, a job in NZ and commited to going back there. They kind of fucked up by stringing people along but I'm glad somebody finally got back to me.

I guess maybe I'll push dort this summer
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GayWolf420
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muffMan.God damn bro I’m just sick of America. My cousins, both under 10 years old were at the Nashville shooting today. They’re fine but holy shit this country sucks


BradFiAusNzCoCaNobody in charge wants to do anything about anything. Literally just always putting their head in the sand regarding every issue. Pretty disheartening.


SteezyYeeterthe shooter was black.

i know this because the CNN article did not mention race. if she was white it would have been about race.

story's gonna completely die out in a few days.

It has nothing to do with race/religion/ethnicity/etc. It is the simple fact that mentally-ill people are able to have access to weapons and use that opportunity to wipe out children and adults-alike. It's fucking sinister shit. People like you who make it about political talking points are truly no better than the shooters themselves.

I know you're some dipshit kid who is probably no older than 19 maybe at best but stop being a fucking retard and wake up and realize it is a lot more than political talking points. Children are literally being murdered in safe-spaces such as schools and this just shouldn't be happening in the first place. Our leadership in this country have no hearts or empathy for anything besides what's good for their careers and their bank accounts. I'm sorry mommy and daddy haven't taught you that but you need to wake the fuck up and get with the times, kid.
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Biffbarf
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CoolChillGuy420It has nothing to do with race/religion/ethnicity/etc. It is the simple fact that mentally-ill people are able to have access to weapons and use that opportunity to wipe out children and adults-alike. It's fucking sinister shit. People like you who make it about political talking points are truly no better than the shooters themselves.

I know you're some dipshit kid who is probably no older than 19 maybe at best but stop being a fucking retard and wake up and realize it is a lot more than political talking points. Children are literally being murdered in safe-spaces such as schools and this just shouldn't be happening in the first place. Our leadership in this country have no hearts or empathy for anything besides what's good for their careers and their bank accounts. I'm sorry mommy and daddy haven't taught you that but you need to wake the fuck up and get with the times, kid.

Oh no! An individual hurt some people! Quick! Burn the constitution!
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twinkle_toes
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Just paid $1,500 in taxes in a single paycheque. What the actual fuck
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-emile-
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twinkle_toesJust paid $1,500 in taxes in a single paycheque. What the actual fuck


this means nothing without the full amount of the paycheque,
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Vish-shoe
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Why the FUCK do people keep asking when they shouldn’t even be asking bro…

Dont they get it’s like anti-marketing bro…

pisses me off
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GayWolf420
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ASSholebomber22Oh no! An individual hurt some people! Quick! Burn the constitution!

It's not worth saving anymore dude. Stop being retarded.
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Biffbarf
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CoolChillGuy420It's not worth saving anymore dude. Stop being retarded.


You're talking the most prosperous nation on the planet that history has ever seen. 1/3rd of a billion people. Some are bound to do evil things.
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SteezyYeeter
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CoolChillGuy420It has nothing to do with race/religion/ethnicity/etc. It is the simple fact that mentally-ill people are able to have access to weapons and use that opportunity to wipe out children and adults-alike. It's fucking sinister shit. People like you who make it about political talking points are truly no better than the shooters themselves.

I know you're some dipshit kid who is probably no older than 19 maybe at best but stop being a fucking retard and wake up and realize it is a lot more than political talking points. Children are literally being murdered in safe-spaces such as schools and this just shouldn't be happening in the first place. Our leadership in this country have no hearts or empathy for anything besides what's good for their careers and their bank accounts. I'm sorry mommy and daddy haven't taught you that but you need to wake the fuck up and get with the times, kid

i never said the shooting had anything to do with race. i said the fact that it will die out is because the race of the shooter goes against media narratives. and the shooting was in a church, and no one cares about religious people. there are probably people celebrating that the shooting took place because it killed christians.



you can't say anything about turning tragedies into political talkings points - with the left literally every single tragedy is because of climate change or systemic racism or loose gun control laws - like a mass shooter is going to care whether or not guns are legal before going and shooting up a bunch of kids

**This post was edited on Mar 27th 2023 at 10:11:11pm
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partyandBS
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SteezyYeeterthe shooter was black.

i know this because the CNN article did not mention race. if she was white it would have been about race.

story's gonna completely die out in a few days.


https://www.cnn.com/2012/12/14/us/connecticut-school-shooting/index.html

This article from CNN on the sandy hook massacre a few days after also failed to mention race.

the story will fade away quickly as it is not a rarity. Its not shocking like it would be literally anywhere else in the world.
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twinkle_toes
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-emile-this means nothing without the full amount of the paycheque,

$69
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I actually read she was white in an article
partyandBShttps://www.cnn.com/2012/12/14/us/connecticut-school-shooting/index.html

This article from CNN on the sandy hook massacre a few days after also failed to mention race.

the story will fade away quickly as it is not a rarity. Its not shocking like it would be literally anywhere else in the world.
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