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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
11 years ago
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ModMommy
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cyphersi've just started inviting myself to shit, if you don't want me there don't talk about it in front of me


I know this friend doesn't want me mixing into their other friend group, gonna ask him tonight if I when he grabs his dog if I'm invited and if not to please stop telling me about plans I'm not included in.
2 years ago
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Vish-shoe
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Hayden2700I don’t have a coach and I buy all my own shit and passes and my truck and gas and shit and u suck so uhhhh yeah you’re gay


You still live in Colorado shitstain
And Im assuming you’re not from Denver because all you ski is Copper, so please don’t give me the “ooooooh I’m not privileged” argument
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cyphers
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safarisamI know this friend doesn't want me mixing into their other friend group, gonna ask him tonight if I when he grabs his dog if I'm invited and if not to please stop telling me about plans I'm not included in.


"mixing into their other friend group" the fuck??? he's either your friend all the time or he's not your friend lol
2 years ago
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ModMommy
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cyphers"mixing into their other friend group" the fuck??? he's either your friend all the time or he's not your friend lol


mmmmmmm yeah it's complicated and annoying
2 years ago
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Biffbarf
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cyphers"mixing into their other friend group" the fuck??? he's either your friend all the time or he's not your friend lol


My money's on there's exes involved
2 years ago
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Lonely
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I find it annoying when you show interest in someone else's life over a long period of time, and they show little to no interest in yours, and then get angry when you stop being interested in what's going on in their life
2 years ago
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Daddy5K1***5
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JITYOhhhhh noooooooo
someone doesn’t like me 😭😭😭😭
im gonna jump off a fucking bridge


dude this is the histrionic personality disorder im talking about. Get outside and stop seeking attention on the internet. We all crave attention as human beings, so stop acting like you don't care when you do...

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2022 at 2:53:55pm

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2022 at 2:56:05pm
2 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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@J_skis stop emailing me every time I accidentally click on one of your ads. That shit is annoying as fuck.
2 years ago
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SchizoSkier
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I live in Denver and only ski weekends. The reason I’m better than you is cuz

1. I actually have balls to learn new shit
2. I’m not a fat fuck
3. My man tits don’t weigh my down when I go off jumps
4. I’m not morbidly obese so I can actually hike rails
5. You just sit at the top of the park all day
6. Your jaw is receding into your throat due to the amount of soy you consume
7. Your fat
8. Your girlfriend is fucking her personal trainer that you pay for.
1000000001You still live in Colorado shitstain
And Im assuming you’re not from Denver because all you ski is Copper, so please don’t give me the “ooooooh I’m not privileged” argument


**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2022 at 5:13:50pm
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SchizoSkier
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sorry mommy
safarisamDon’t call people gay as an insult that’s literally so dumb
2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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Hayden2700you’re gay


most basedest hayden moment 💯💯💯💯
2 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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dognuts@SteezyYeeter


you got me 😥 im a karma farma
2 years ago
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WoFlowz
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Never seen my parents have a real fight before in 16 some years of my life. And tonight was the first over some fuckin thai food. Plus i’m sick as a dog again and on my 27th absence this semester so i can kiss my zoology program goodbye. my pay got fuckin dropped. a super good friend stopped talking to me outta nowhere. idk it’s all a lot really all in a few days and it sucks
2 years ago
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theabortionator
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WoFlowzNever seen my parents have a real fight before in 16 some years of my life. And tonight was the first over some fuckin thai food. Plus i’m sick as a dog again and on my 27th absence this semester so i can kiss my zoology program goodbye. my pay got fuckin dropped. a super good friend stopped talking to me outta nowhere. idk it’s all a lot really all in a few days and it sucks


If you don't take your thai food seriously what do you have left in this dark world? That sucks though dude. Hope you feel better
2 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
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Hayden2700sorry mommy


NAHH WHAT😭😭😭
2 years ago
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Ski_Alot
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this place ain't what it used to be
2 years ago
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WoFlowz
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ColoradoDogfartNAHH WHAT😭😭😭


💀💀💀
2 years ago
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SlitherySnake
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theabortionatorIf you don't take your thai food seriously what do you have left in this dark world? That sucks though dude. Hope you feel better

now i want thai but i can’t because i’m immensely poor

fuck this
2 years ago
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iH8pow
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I feel attacked. If you’re not an experienced biker but have $$, I think it makes a lot of sense to at least spend money on a safe reliable bike?? My friend wanted to sell me a old bike of his for $500 but i didnt want to be starting on a bike i couldnt even trust to get me down the mountain. Fuckin chain/sprocket broke once on me, then his brakes failed too. Yea i’ll call the $6k well spent on a new Santa Cruz instead, at least then i can know how the bike is when it’s healthy and recognize broken. If a bike is already completely broken…

and with the dressing—i think it’s way more embarassing when people wearing Saga/Jibberish/Armada/Virtika etc get shown up by someone in the park weRing Carharts or Arctic Cat jacket. Seen it a lot. Cant judge book by cover.

also realize this is 8 years old, BUMP!
safarisamOh you mean swag cali reno kids?
On that note, I can;t stand kids who are dressed like shit, and can hardly ride sitting on $7,000 bikes. Please get or rent the proper gear and take a lesson. I'd rather not see you hurt yourself or worse, the bike.
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ModMommy
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theLiquorI feel attacked. If you’re not an experienced biker but have $$, I think it makes a lot of sense to at least spend money on a safe reliable bike?? My friend wanted to sell me a old bike of his for $500 but i didnt want to be starting on a bike i couldnt even trust to get me down the mountain. Fuckin chain/sprocket broke once on me, then his brakes failed too. Yea i’ll call the $6k well spent on a new Santa Cruz instead, at least then i can know how the bike is when it’s healthy and recognize broken. If a bike is already completely broken…

and with the dressing—i think it’s way more embarassing when people wearing Saga/Jibberish/Armada/Virtika etc get shown up by someone in the park weRing Carharts or Arctic Cat jacket. Seen it a lot. Cant judge book by cover.

also realize this is 8 years old, BUMP!


wow, what a flashback of a bump.
2 years ago
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WoFlowz
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theabortionatorIf you don't take your thai food seriously what do you have left in this dark world? That sucks though dude. Hope you feel better


Just broke my fuckin dishwasher. just getting fucked by the world rn
2 years ago
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iH8pow
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Probably cuz u banned them on NS
safarisamlove having a friend over and being told about them having a fire tomorrow night but not being invited to said fire so fun
2 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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WoFlowzJust broke my fuckin dishwasher. just getting fucked by the world rn


Bro you sure as shit aren’t buying another dishwasher or installing it, your parents are. So technically your parents are getting fucked by you. Not you getting fucked by life.
2 years ago
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TOAST.
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Hayden2700I live in Denver and only ski weekends. The reason I’m better than you is cuz

1. I actually have balls to learn new shit
2. I’m not a fat fuck
3. My man tits don’t weigh my down when I go off jumps
4. I’m not morbidly obese so I can actually hike rails
5. You just sit at the top of the park all day
6. Your jaw is receding into your throat due to the amount of soy you consume
7. Your fat
8. Your girlfriend is fucking her personal trainer that you pay for.


**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2022 at 5:13:50pm


Top 5 most highschool posts I've seen on here.
2 years ago
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muffMan.
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DTetzhaha wasnt you, maybe i dont know the definition of karma farm but i thought it was "make useless posts repeatedly for attention that have no relevance or meaning"


For some reason I saw you don’t even get karma for making threads, only for responses in threads
2 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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Hayden2700sorry mommy

ANOTHER ABSOLUTE SLAM DUNK FROM HAYDEN
2 years ago
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesBro you sure as shit aren’t buying another dishwasher or installing it, your parents are. So technically your parents are getting fucked by you. Not you getting fucked by life.


true it could be worse. but i just got shit on for breaking our dishwasher and now having to do all the dishes by hand from the whole day and dinner
2 years ago
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iH8pow
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You know what really grinds my gears? Hayden having a red line thru his name while Skierman still roams.

free Hayden2700
2 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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WoFlowztrue it could be worse. but i just got shit on for breaking our dishwasher and now having to do all the dishes by hand from the whole day and dinner

Bro you need a reality check
2 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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WoFlowztrue it could be worse. but i just got shit on for breaking our dishwasher and now having to do all the dishes by hand from the whole day and dinner

Bro you need a reality check
2 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Absolutely ridiculous. Yes let's trade an arms dealer for a person stupid enough to transport drugs across international lines, let alone America's #1 enemy. Is her sentence unfair? Sure, but it's better than death that some other countries deal out. This is 100% political. I woulda told Putin to suck a dick. We negotiate with terrorists every day smh America


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CatdickBojangles
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Turd__AuthorityAbsolutely ridiculous. Yes let's trade an arms dealer for a person stupid enough to transport drugs across international lines, let alone America's #1 enemy. Is her sentence unfair? Sure, but it's better than death that some other countries deal out. This is 100% political. I woulda told Putin to suck a dick. We negotiate with terrorists every day smh America




I came here to post this. Pure insanity. I could understand some less valuable prisoner but a fucking arms dealer for a basketball player? Get the fuck out of here.
2 years ago
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HypeBeast
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CatdickBojanglesI came here to post this. Pure insanity. I could understand some less valuable prisoner but a fucking arms dealer for a basketball player? Get the fuck out of here.

Apparently it was a package deal but come on, this guy is literally The Lord of War ffs. There's so many Americans imprisoned for stupid shit but we took this over the top because we are in a proxy war with Russia
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GreezyBastard
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Turd__AuthorityAbsolutely ridiculous. Yes let's trade an arms dealer for a person stupid enough to transport drugs across international lines, let alone America's #1 enemy. Is her sentence unfair? Sure, but it's better than death that some other countries deal out. This is 100% political. I woulda told Putin to suck a dick. We negotiate with terrorists every day smh America




And leaves behind a marine . Biden admin gets dumber by the day

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2022 at 9:31:40am
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CatdickBojangles
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Turd__AuthorityApparently it was a package deal but come on, this guy is literally The Lord of War ffs. There's so many Americans imprisoned for stupid shit but we took this over the top because we are in a proxy war with Russia


GreezyBastardAnd leaves behind a marine . Biden admin gets dumber by the day

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2022 at 9:31:40am


Pretty obvious with the timing too. Literally the day after mid-terms are finished with the Georgia runoff’s.
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GayWolf420
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Coming in with an oldhead take here but I don't think people like Shane McConkey and others who set out to create the IFSA would ever see it taken over by FIS. It was never a perfect organization but it was certainly the "anti-competition FIS skiers" competition and now it's the same as alpine shit. I always knew money talked but I never thoughtd I see Freeride turn into race team "pay to play" bullshit. Gross. Is there anything that's NOT FIS, USASA, etc? Anymore?
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OregonDead
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Turd__AuthorityApparently it was a package deal but come on, this guy is literally The Lord of War ffs. There's so many Americans imprisoned for stupid shit but we took this over the top because we are in a proxy war with Russia


proxy war is on the court too. people remember the 1980 USA hockey team more than any battle. Putin is a huge basketball fan and probably still bitter about Lituania knocking off Russia back in the the day
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WoFlowz
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ReturnToMonkeyBro you need a reality check


people don’t have dishwashers?
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OFF3P
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WoFlowzpeople don’t have dishwashers?


nah but If I broke my parents dishwasher I'd have to cough up the $500
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OregonDead
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WoFlowzpeople don’t have dishwashers?


I'm guessing that most people worldwide probably don't have dishwashers. When I moved out of my parents place almost none of the rentals I lived in had dishwashers and when they did they were pretty shitty ones in apartments. None of the actual houses I rented had dishwashers
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GayWolf420
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WoFlowzpeople don’t have dishwashers?

Oh boy wowzy you got lots to learn. Dorm Life is gonna eat you alive
2 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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WoFlowzpeople don’t have dishwashers?

What do you think people did for thousands of years before they were invented
2 years ago
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profa_212
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WoFlowzpeople don’t have dishwashers?


lmao


only half of the US has a dishwasher my guy
2 years ago
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Slowbro
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ReturnToMonkeyWhat do you think people did for thousands of years before they were invented


Dreamed of dishwashers
2 years ago
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muffMan.
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WoFlowztrue it could be worse. but i just got shit on for breaking our dishwasher and now having to do all the dishes by hand from the whole day and dinner


Dude my house doesn’t even have a dish washer. Doin it by hand is not hard
2 years ago
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muffMan.
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GreezyBastardAnd leaves behind a marine . Biden admin gets dumber by the day

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2022 at 9:31:40am


Sometimes I just ponder how different it would be under trump (please don’t start a way)
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GreezyBastard
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muffMan.Sometimes I just ponder how different it would be under trump (please don’t start a way)

I do that just about everyday brotha.
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armchair_skier
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CatdickBojanglesI came here to post this. Pure insanity. I could understand some less valuable prisoner but a fucking arms dealer for a basketball player? Get the fuck out of here.


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SteezyYeeter
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Turd__AuthorityAbsolutely ridiculous. Yes let's trade an arms dealer for a person stupid enough to transport drugs across international lines, let alone America's #1 enemy. Is her sentence unfair? Sure, but it's better than death that some other countries deal out. This is 100% political. I woulda told Putin to suck a dick. We negotiate with terrorists every day smh America



ngl it's kind of epic what we're doing to ourselves. they must be laughing really really hard... and for what? a wnba player 😂
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Non_State_Actor
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Turd__AuthorityAbsolutely ridiculous. Yes let's trade an arms dealer for a person stupid enough to transport drugs across international lines, let alone America's #1 enemy. Is her sentence unfair? Sure, but it's better than death that some other countries deal out. This is 100% political. I woulda told Putin to suck a dick. We negotiate with terrorists every day smh America




CatdickBojanglesI came here to post this. Pure insanity. I could understand some less valuable prisoner but a fucking arms dealer for a basketball player? Get the fuck out of here.


Turd__AuthorityApparently it was a package deal but come on, this guy is literally The Lord of War ffs. There's so many Americans imprisoned for stupid shit but we took this over the top because we are in a proxy war with Russia


GreezyBastardAnd leaves behind a marine . Biden admin gets dumber by the day

**This post was edited on Dec 8th 2022 at 9:31:40am


The whole thing is stupid. Who cares about a wnba player transporting drugs across borders? But also recognize the US dgaf about arms dealers, they're the biggest arms dealer in the world, they make money off the backs of the smaller fish.
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