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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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WoFlowz
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ASSholebomber22That checks out


i’ve prolly got the tism
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ReturnToMonkey
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Anyone else ever feel the way when you do something well, it doesn't bring the satisfaction it used to but when you mess up, you're too hard on yourself?
3 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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ReturnToMonkeyAnyone else ever feel the way when you do something well, it doesn't bring the satisfaction it used to but when you mess up, you're too hard on yourself?

me skiing yesterday
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Slowbro
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ReturnToMonkeyAnyone else ever feel the way when you do something well, it doesn't bring the satisfaction it used to but when you mess up, you're too hard on yourself?

Depends on the thing but generally yes. It's hard to be proud of yourself when you know how much better some people are at the thing you're good at. Ignorance is bliss
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theabortionator
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I wish I could take a compliment like a normal person. I'm working on it and getting better but damn I suck at it.
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SavageBiff
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It’s a forum you fucking retard, ya got no room to talk about up votes, look to the right of your name, ya got a lot of red loser points
SteezyYeeteroh wow that's really funny (you can tell from all the upvotes it got). however i wasn't talking to you and also it wasn't funny (again, you can tell from all the upvotes it got but this time i'm not being sarcastic)
3 years ago
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WoFlowz
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theabortionatorI wish I could take a compliment like a normal person. I'm working on it and getting better but damn I suck at it.


feel this fr
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SchizoSkier
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Idk if you could tell by the 4 weeks you’ve been on this site, but literally nobody gives 2 shits about their upvotes or karma or whatever ☠️ this ain’t reddit
SteezyYeeteroh wow that's really funny (you can tell from all the upvotes it got). however i wasn't talking to you and also it wasn't funny (again, you can tell from all the upvotes it got but this time i'm not being sarcastic)
3 years ago
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PsychicMigration
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Comp skiers that switch up countries at pathetic. If your not good enough to go for where you live and train your whole life then you shouldn’t go. How can you feel good about yourself when you obviously didn’t make the cut and went and took some kids spot who’s actually from there and been working hard until you just took it out from under him because your mom grew up there. Shits so weak get over it you’re not good enough.
3 years ago
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OFF3P
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Well the damaged skis I bought off local sale got sent back by ups as damaged fucking pissed
3 years ago
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Lenny-
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My local park crew is absolutely heartless. We had a sick 4 feature line with a dope flat rail gap to down rail at the end and I guess last night they removed that last rail. So now its just the two rails at the top and an A frame wall rail thing. I asked a couple lifys and a patroller to see if they had any info why but no one knew. Im kinda bummed tbh it was lokey the most fun and well built feature in the park.

Also on an unrelated note it really bums me out when everytime I would go through the park yesterday there was a dude sitting on one of the rails. Then he would go do some mid ass rock to fakey thing and hike back up the middle of the run to the rail he would sit on. Had to ask him to move and he got all pissy and yelled something at me when I skiied by but I didnt hear him good tho bc I was listening to Chief Sosa. I didnt snap a pic while he was on the rail but heres a pic of the moron sitting on the side of the rails takeoff before he decided he wanted to straddle that big black pipe instead.
3 years ago
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Lenny-
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I also wanna add that he was filming mid ass clips and then reviewing them while sitting on the features the entire time.
LenntAlso on an unrelated note it really bums me out when everytime I would go through the park yesterday there was a dude sitting on one of the rails. Then he would go do some mid ass rock to fakey thing and hike back up the middle of the run to the rail he would sit on. Had to ask him to move and he got all pissy and yelled something at me when I skiied by but I didnt hear him good tho bc I was listening to Chief Sosa. I didnt snap a pic while he was on the rail but heres a pic of the moron sitting on the side of the rails takeoff before he decided he wanted to straddle that big black pipe instead.
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PsychicMigration
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LenntMy local park crew is absolutely heartless. We had a sick 4 feature line with a dope flat rail gap to down rail at the end and I guess last night they removed that last rail. So now its just the two rails at the top and an A frame wall rail thing. I asked a couple lifys and a patroller to see if they had any info why but no one knew. Im kinda bummed tbh it was lokey the most fun and well built feature in the park.

Also on an unrelated note it really bums me out when everytime I would go through the park yesterday there was a dude sitting on one of the rails. Then he would go do some mid ass rock to fakey thing and hike back up the middle of the run to the rail he would sit on. Had to ask him to move and he got all pissy and yelled something at me when I skiied by but I didnt hear him good tho bc I was listening to Chief Sosa. I didnt snap a pic while he was on the rail but heres a pic of the moron sitting on the side of the rails takeoff before he decided he wanted to straddle that big black pipe instead.


Should have go a ton of speed and disaster tail tapped his noggin to knock some sense into him
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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SchizoSkierIdk if you could tell by the 4 weeks you’ve been on this site, but literally nobody gives 2 shits about their upvotes or karma or whatever ☠️ this ain’t reddit


ye ik. it's still a way to tell if someone liked ur post or not, doesn't matter if u give a shit about it
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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SavageBiffIt’s a forum you fucking retard, ya got no room to talk about up votes, look to the right of your name, ya got a lot of red loser points

it doesn't take a genius to figure out that i do not care about my karma you savage
3 years ago
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slimginter
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SFBmorbidly obese people who think that its ok to be a fat unhealthy fuck, because thats just who they are.
also fat tumblr social justice warriors who think being thin is a privilege.


fuck you fat white trash ladies, your not beautiful and you shouldnt be proud of your disgusting lifestyle.


I hate all fat people
3 years ago
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b0ss
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theabortionatorTimberline still without a park setup after 2 weekends. Idk, i hate to be that guy but that's kinda whack for a place that considers itself one of the best parks in the country.

The Northwest didn't get as much snow as CA did but Timberline def got a decent amount.

Imo if you can open, you can get at least a couple jibs in the ground doe the people. Even just a hike park. Big L imo

Sure they'll have some good parks up eventually, I just think it's kinda beat.


Bruh they have a literal 4 inches base and one run open and its not even thanksgiving. They couldn’t build the park if they had 1 billion dollars and a crew full of geniuses.
3 years ago
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SteezyYeeter
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apesawceI hate all fat people


wow that was unprecedentedly based
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SavageBiff
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Yet you brought it up as your sole for of attaak on me loser 🙄
SteezyYeeterit doesn't take a genius to figure out that i do not care about my karma you savage
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SavageBiff
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Sitting in the back my rig this am at big sky with the hatch up waiting for open, boutta grill some pre ski burgers. Lots not full but a family pulls right up next to me, this really hyper active 10ish year old jumps out he’s running around screaming, some sort of stoke I assume so cool with that….I can’t help but notice after 30 minutes he’s quite a handful for mom and dad who aren’t paying attention to him.
I close the hatch and get in , close windows I’m bout to smoke and crash. 🤔😳
I get out… look… kid knocked his parents skis over. Scratched the fuck outta my caddy, damn things bran new, I let out a knee jerk, rather loud “fuck”, put my hands on my head and get back in…. I’m sitting there and before I can exhale Karen’s beating on my window, she explains, rather screams she’s mad cause I said fuck, she’s like he’s autistic….. Yak yak yak ….. I just stayed quiet told her to leave before I made her pay for damages, she said your not gonna sue us?

get outta here lady please I just wanna ski.

fucking bitch your kid scratched 150,000 rig and your upset he heard the f word, he’s running in circles throwing snowballs at strangers screaming random words and your full of shit that’s not autism, they’re lucky I had a good day or ida dented their hood and shit on it at the end of the day
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Jems
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Wish my family was at least slightly normal looking. There’s only 8 people (soon to be 7) in my immediate family. Only have one cousin that i haven’t seen in over a decade, virtually everyone on my moms side has been cut off, my dads side has nobody. Always feels sad coming home, especially since my mom is bald af rn from chemo. Everyone got massive family gatherings while i’m sitting at a table with 3 other people not including my dad on thanksgiving, beats having no one i guess. Someone’s always got it worse, maybe i shouldn’t complain.
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Woody.
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SavageBiffSitting in the back my rig this am at big sky with the hatch up waiting for open, boutta grill some pre ski burgers. Lots not full but a family pulls right up next to me, this really hyper active 10ish year old jumps out he’s running around screaming, some sort of stoke I assume so cool with that….I can’t help but notice after 30 minutes he’s quite a handful for mom and dad who aren’t paying attention to him.
I close the hatch and get in , close windows I’m bout to smoke and crash. 🤔😳
I get out… look… kid knocked his parents skis over. Scratched the fuck outta my caddy, damn things bran new, I let out a knee jerk, rather loud “fuck”, put my hands on my head and get back in…. I’m sitting there and before I can exhale Karen’s beating on my window, she explains, rather screams she’s mad cause I said fuck, she’s like he’s autistic….. Yak yak yak ….. I just stayed quiet told her to leave before I made her pay for damages, she said your not gonna sue us?

get outta here lady please I just wanna ski.

fucking bitch your kid scratched 150,000 rig and your upset he heard the f word, he’s running in circles throwing snowballs at strangers screaming random words and your full of shit that’s not autism, they’re lucky I had a good day or ida dented their hood and shit on it at the end of the day

What’s the rig?
3 years ago
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Jems
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JemsWish my family was at least slightly normal looking. There’s only 8 people (soon to be 7) in my immediate family. Only have one cousin that i haven’t seen in over a decade, virtually everyone on my moms side has been cut off, my dads side has nobody. Always feels sad coming home, especially since my mom is bald af rn from chemo. Everyone got massive family gatherings while i’m sitting at a table with 3 other people not including my dad on thanksgiving, beats having no one i guess. Someone’s always got it worse, maybe i shouldn’t complain.

ayo just realized this makes my mom sound like she boutta die but nah it’s someone else
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SavageBiff
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Silver Cadillac esv , I always hated caddy until I sat in the seat, soooo soft and squishy, plus nuts, gotta have nuts and big nuff for me to sleep in the back
NoahsArkWhat’s the rig?
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SteezyYeeter
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Jemsayo just realized this makes my mom sound like she boutta die but nah it’s someone else


that's good. sorry for your loss either way. probably gonna lose someone myself within the next yr.
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GayWolf420
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LenntMy local park crew is absolutely heartless. We had a sick 4 feature line with a dope flat rail gap to down rail at the end and I guess last night they removed that last rail. So now its just the two rails at the top and an A frame wall rail thing. I asked a couple lifys and a patroller to see if they had any info why but no one knew. Im kinda bummed tbh it was lokey the most fun and well built feature in the park.

Also on an unrelated note it really bums me out when everytime I would go through the park yesterday there was a dude sitting on one of the rails. Then he would go do some mid ass rock to fakey thing and hike back up the middle of the run to the rail he would sit on. Had to ask him to move and he got all pissy and yelled something at me when I skiied by but I didnt hear him good tho bc I was listening to Chief Sosa. I didnt snap a pic while he was on the rail but heres a pic of the moron sitting on the side of the rails takeoff before he decided he wanted to straddle that big black pipe instead.

Not to sound rude but patrol or liftys or anyone working at a ski resort this weekend probably could give two shits about petty complaints. Have some respect because they're working to make sure you can ski on the holidays while they can't. Especially at a place like Snowmass. Hectic crowds and people getting hurt and over-worked people/cat drivers/park crew guys/etc. But you also ski in aspen so that might explain the entitlement.

**This post was edited on Nov 24th 2022 at 10:57:47pm
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Lenny-
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DeebieSkeebiesNot to sound rude but patrol or liftys or anyone working at a ski resort this weekend probably could give two shits about petty complaints. Have some respect because they're working to make sure you can ski on the holidays while they can't. Especially at a place like Snowmass. Hectic crowds and people getting hurt and over-worked people/cat drivers/park crew guys/etc. But you also ski in aspen so that might explain the entitlement.

**This post was edited on Nov 24th 2022 at 10:57:47pm

I wasnt complaining to the liftys or patrollers i just pulled up and asked if anyone had gotten hurt or if anyone knew what happened to it bc its kinda weird. It was a pretty empty day and no one really seemed pissed off I asked them about it lol. Idk why you are buggin on me Deebie.
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WoFlowz
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i’ve had enough family for a week.
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Lenny-
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DeebieSkeebiesNot to sound rude... but you also ski in aspen so that might explain the entitlement.


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iH8pow
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Hasn’t even been overused for too long, but i’m sick of “full stop”.
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Slowbro
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theLiquorHasn’t even been overused for too long, but i’m sick of “full stop”.


This term is ancient though. Did someone you know just find out about it or something
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Pablo_Sanchez
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theLiquorHasn’t even been overused for too long, but i’m sick of “full stop”.


This and ‘do not pass go, do not collect $200’
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SteezyYeeter
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LenntAlso on an unrelated note it really bums me out when everytime I would go through the park yesterday there was a dude sitting on one of the rails. Then he would go do some mid ass rock to fakey thing and hike back up the middle of the run to the rail he would sit on. Had to ask him to move and he got all pissy and yelled something at me when I skiied by but I didnt hear him good tho bc I was listening to Chief Sosa. I didnt snap a pic while he was on the rail but heres a pic of the moron sitting on the side of the rails takeoff before he decided he wanted to straddle that big black pipe instead.


lol who does that? that doesn't even go against park etiquette, it's so stupid that they never thought to write a rule for it
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theabortionator
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LenntMy local park crew is absolutely heartless. We had a sick 4 feature line with a dope flat rail gap to down rail at the end and I guess last night they removed that last rail. So now its just the two rails at the top and an A frame wall rail thing. I asked a couple lifys and a patroller to see if they had any info why but no one knew. Im kinda bummed tbh it was lokey the most fun and well built feature in the park.

Also on an unrelated note it really bums me out when everytime I would go through the park yesterday there was a dude sitting on one of the rails. Then he would go do some mid ass rock to fakey thing and hike back up the middle of the run to the rail he would sit on. Had to ask him to move and he got all pissy and yelled something at me when I skiied by but I didnt hear him good tho bc I was listening to Chief Sosa. I didnt snap a pic while he was on the rail but heres a pic of the moron sitting on the side of the rails takeoff before he decided he wanted to straddle that big black pipe instead.


Missed opportunity to film fire edit while dude was sitting on the takeoff...
3 years ago
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Mingg
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I’m at my boyfriends and he hasn’t eaten all day. All I’ve had was popcorn for lunch because he didn’t want to eat. So I ask him what he wants to do for dinner and he says he doesn’t want to go out, so I offer to cook him something and he doesn’t want anything. He doesn’t have anything that I can just make myself and I’d feel weird doing that. I’m literally starving and sitting on his couch fuming with hanger.


Genuinely thinking about saying fuck it and just going home to eat.
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Lenny-
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theabortionatorMissed opportunity to film fire edit while dude was sitting on the takeoff...

Natural for me is right side so I hit a big fat lip on p2 for him at one point while he was sitting there. Ngl looking back that was probably a little outta pocket tho tbh.🤔
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theabortionator
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MinggI’m at my boyfriends and he hasn’t eaten all day. All I’ve had was popcorn for lunch because he didn’t want to eat. So I ask him what he wants to do for dinner and he says he doesn’t want to go out, so I offer to cook him something and he doesn’t want anything. He doesn’t have anything that I can just make myself and I’d feel weird doing that. I’m literally starving and sitting on his couch fuming with hanger.


Genuinely thinking about saying fuck it and just going home to eat.


Go home an eat or order/drive to get something. If he tries to steal it tell him to fuck off. YOLO
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Mingg
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theabortionatorGo home an eat or order/drive to get something. If he tries to steal it tell him to fuck off. YOLO


I ate like half a bag of chips and now he wants to go out 🙄 he asked me where I wanted to go, I said 2 places. He doesn’t want to go there but doesn’t know what he wants to do. He complains I’m indecisive. I just gave my decision but he doesn’t want to. I’m so annoyed. He’s the indecisive one for fucking real.


Side note I love him im just so fucking hangry right now.
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Biffbarf
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MinggI ate like half a bag of chips and now he wants to go out 🙄 he asked me where I wanted to go, I said 2 places. He doesn’t want to go there but doesn’t know what he wants to do. He complains I’m indecisive. I just gave my decision but he doesn’t want to. I’m so annoyed. He’s the indecisive one for fucking real.


Side note I love him im just so fucking hangry right now.

This is why lesbian relationships are always on thin ice
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theabortionator
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MinggI ate like half a bag of chips and now he wants to go out 🙄 he asked me where I wanted to go, I said 2 places. He doesn’t want to go there but doesn’t know what he wants to do. He complains I’m indecisive. I just gave my decision but he doesn’t want to. I’m so annoyed. He’s the indecisive one for fucking real.


Side note I love him im just so fucking hangry right now.

Tell him you're hungry and you'll stab him if he doesn't decide asap. I don't think thats a threat of violence, it's relationship honesty.
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WoFlowz
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theabortionatorTell him you're hungry and you'll stab him if he doesn't decide asap. I don't think thats a threat of violence, it's relationship honesty.


nah he’s right cause when ever one of my friends wants shit or is annoyed at me she threatens to drive her jeep through my window. tbh she prolly could on accident cause one day when me and her went to get coffee and then for a hike she backed into a brand new sierra and then hit the truck next to us
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Mingg
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theabortionatorTell him you're hungry and you'll stab him if he doesn't decide asap. I don't think thats a threat of violence, it's relationship honesty.


Hahahaha we went to a restaurant finally. It was really good so I’m not annoyed with him anymore 😂😂
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GayWolf420
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MinggI’m at my boyfriends and he hasn’t eaten all day. All I’ve had was popcorn for lunch because he didn’t want to eat. So I ask him what he wants to do for dinner and he says he doesn’t want to go out, so I offer to cook him something and he doesn’t want anything. He doesn’t have anything that I can just make myself and I’d feel weird doing that. I’m literally starving and sitting on his couch fuming with hanger.


Genuinely thinking about saying fuck it and just going home to eat.

I get it. I didn't eat shit today. Dudes rock.
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Young_patty
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WoFlowzme and her went to get coffee and then for a hike she backed into a brand new sierra and then hit the truck next to us

Bro do you live in a “Xanax suburb”?
like how tf do you hit 2 parked cars?
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HypeBeast
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When in the actual fuck did Talisker 18 become so expensive!? I bought my last bottle in 2019 for $85, and before that $82 in 2017. It's $180 now... The fuck.

@oldmanski please go yell at them for me
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WoFlowz
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Young_pattyBro do you live in a “Xanax suburb”?
like how tf do you hit 2 parked cars?


what’s a xanax suburb?
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oldmanski
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Turd__AuthorityWhen in the actual fuck did Talisker 18 become so expensive!? I bought my last bottle in 2019 for $85, and before that $82 in 2017. It's $180 now... The fuck.

@oldmanski please go yell at them for me


Damn, my wife was just out there on the Isle of Skye this weekend. Next time we are out there I will grab you a bottle… and of course yell at them,lol
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Slowbro
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WoFlowzwhat’s a xanax suburb?

Boring suburbs where everyone uses xanax or opioids to cope with living in a dull shithole. Like Ottawa.
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WoFlowz
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SlowbroBoring suburbs where everyone uses xanax or opioids to cope with living in a dull shithole. Like Ottawa.


maybe idk tbh
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WoFlowz
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I HATE RFID’S THIS SOME FUCK SHIT
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