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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
Jun 24 2014 10:59PM
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Biffbarf
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WoFlowzFUCK. It’s that time of the year when my little sister hangs out with all her friends from soccer in my grade or above me who ik and sends them embarrassing pictures of me as a little kid or just random pictures of me walking around the house. this shit is so annoying


She lowkey could be the best wingman you'll ever have. Your sister thinks she's sending shit to clown on her dopey brother but in reality her friends wanna fart on your dong so they eat it all up. Perception is reality.
Sep 6 2022 6:22PM
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Woody.
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WoFlowzFUCK. It’s that time of the year when my little sister hangs out with all her friends from soccer in my grade or above me who ik and sends them embarrassing pictures of me as a little kid or just random pictures of me walking around the house. this shit is so annoying


Fuck! I hate having hot soccer girls in my house.
Sep 6 2022 6:43PM
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GayWolf420
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BiffbarfShe lowkey could be the best wingman you'll ever have. Your sister thinks she's sending shit to clown on her dopey brother but in reality her friends wanna fart on your dong so they eat it all up. Perception is reality.

Bruh you just said "fart on your dong" to a HS kid lmao
Sep 6 2022 7:15PM
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Biffbarf
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DeebieSkeebiesBruh you just said "fart on your dong" to a HS kid lmao



Sep 6 2022 7:20PM
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TOAST.
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WoFlowznah girls are mad scary when they’re laughing at pictures of you as a toddler

Just gotta own that it. Everyone was a toddler that did/wore dumb shit.
Sep 6 2022 7:37PM
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twinkle_toes
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Buddy asked me to go mtn biking after work. I told him the soonest I could be at his place is 5:30 - 6. He also wanted to go swimming, grab food, and go biking. Told him I don't have time for all that, but best I can do is meet at 6 to shuttle.

Get to his place and check my phone. He dodges my calls and tells me I have no respect for his time and that he's got shit to do. Why is this guy being such a pussy? Like did I do something wrong here?
Sep 6 2022 9:35PM
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GayWolf420
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twinkle_toesBuddy asked me to go mtn biking after work. I told him the soonest I could be at his place is 5:30 - 6. He also wanted to go swimming, grab food, and go biking. Told him I don't have time for all that, but best I can do is meet at 6 to shuttle.

Get to his place and check my phone. He dodges my calls and tells me I have no respect for his time and that he's got shit to do. Why is this guy being such a pussy? Like did I do something wrong here?

Buddy sounds high-maintenance like really? swimming and food before bike laps? Like lets just go grab beers and food AFTER biking and swimming or said activities. Ass-backwards thinking imo
Sep 6 2022 9:40PM
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twinkle_toes
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DeebieSkeebiesBuddy sounds high-maintenance like really? swimming and food before bike laps? Like lets just go grab beers and food AFTER biking and swimming or said activities. Ass-backwards thinking imo


Hahaha yeah that was confusing, like I dont wanna go biking after inhaling a burrito

I’d be down for a big day like that on a weekend. Not after work tho… I’m in bed by 9:30 lol aint nobody got time for that
Sep 6 2022 9:44PM
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GayWolf420
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twinkle_toesHahaha yeah that was confusing, like I dont wanna go biking after inhaling a burrito

I’d be down for a big day like that on a weekend. Not after work tho… I’m in bed by 9:30 lol aint nobody got time for that


People who don't respect schedules fuckin suuuuck.
Sep 6 2022 9:48PM
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theabortionator
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twinkle_toesBuddy asked me to go mtn biking after work. I told him the soonest I could be at his place is 5:30 - 6. He also wanted to go swimming, grab food, and go biking. Told him I don't have time for all that, but best I can do is meet at 6 to shuttle.

Get to his place and check my phone. He dodges my calls and tells me I have no respect for his time and that he's got shit to do. Why is this guy being such a pussy? Like did I do something wrong here?


I mean I'm guessing yes but was this agreed upon that you were linking up there at 6? Or was it just a casual, hey I'll swing by at 6 and then he wasn't there?

Also I hate when people don't just answer the phone. Even if theyre mad just asnwer the phone and be like "hey im not thwre im doing something else" instead of being middle school about it
Sep 6 2022 10:10PM
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twinkle_toes
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theabortionatorI mean I'm guessing yes but was this agreed upon that you were linking up there at 6? Or was it just a casual, hey I'll swing by at 6 and then he wasn't there?

Also I hate when people don't just answer the phone. Even if theyre mad just asnwer the phone and be like "hey im not thwre im doing something else" instead of being middle school about it

Yeah totally dude. I think we’re old enough to talk it out like adults. Instead of giving each other the silent treatment like cmon man

And yeah, at 5:40 he asked me “where you at ??”

That’s when I was leaving my house. So I texted him and said “I’m leaving now”. Got there at 6 and he stopped answering his phone
Sep 6 2022 10:29PM
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oldmanski
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twinkle_toesYeah totally dude. I think we’re old enough to talk it out like adults. Instead of giving each other the silent treatment like cmon man

And yeah, at 5:40 he asked me “where you at ??”

That’s when I was leaving my house. So I texted him and said “I’m leaving now”. Got there at 6 and he stopped answering his phone


Doesnt sound like you did anything wrong, he is just an ass with no patience. Hope you went and had a good time without him. Nobody wants friends like this, let him reach out to you for any future plans and you can decide if you want to hang out. Friends come and go throughout this adventure called life, invest time into the good ones.
Sep 7 2022 7:54AM
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PacificRimJob
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safarisamOh man i was in full sad girl mode last night


its okay. ive been there.
Sep 7 2022 9:57AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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WoFlowznah girls are mad scary when they’re laughing at pictures of you as a toddler


You’re overthinking this so much dawg. They laughing at you? Then be a goofy motherfucker who gives them reasons to laugh. Your sister can’t leak your baby pics if you leak all of them first. Spoiler alert: people like people who are genuine, and don’t try to impress others. So what if they see your awkward moments.
Sep 7 2022 1:18PM
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twinkle_toes
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oldmanskiDoesnt sound like you did anything wrong, he is just an ass with no patience. Hope you went and had a good time without him. Nobody wants friends like this, let him reach out to you for any future plans and you can decide if you want to hang out. Friends come and go throughout this adventure called life, invest time into the good ones.


Aw yeah. That's solid advice. Makes me appreciate the good ones a lot more

Ty =)
Sep 7 2022 7:35PM
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SlitherySnake
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had an absolutely baller night with this chick the other day camping at some dunes. fast forward to now and she literally is so dry over text. like dawg i am not even trying to date you i just want to hang out cuz you’re nice and funny. damn

annoying asl for no reason
Sep 7 2022 7:58PM
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Jems
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fuck this wildfire smoke i’m tryna breathe good rn
Sep 8 2022 9:48AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Okay but clearly you would date her
SlitherySnakehad an absolutely baller night with this chick the other day camping at some dunes. fast forward to now and she literally is so dry over text. like dawg i am not even trying to date you i just want to hang out cuz you’re nice and funny. damn

annoying asl for no reason
Sep 8 2022 10:03AM
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WoFlowz
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had to drop my favorite teachers class because of scheduling issues and he stopped me in the hall today and talked to me just like saying hi and what not but i’m just bummed he won’t be my teacher again cause he’s such a good guy
Sep 8 2022 2:55PM
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HiHowAreYou
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Jemsfuck this wildfire smoke i’m tryna breathe good rn


fr fr
Sep 8 2022 2:56PM
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ski_salmon69
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Unit vectors are so fucking stupid, cosine and sine works fine why tf do my professors insist we learn these dumbass methods to find resultants

Anyone wanna change my mind
Sep 8 2022 3:52PM
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ski_salmon69
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Unit vectors are so fucking stupid, cosine and sine works fine why tf do my professors insist we learn these dumbass methods to find resultants

Anyone wanna change my mind
Sep 8 2022 3:52PM
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CatdickBojangles
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ski_salmon69Unit vectors are so fucking stupid, cosine and sine works fine why tf do my professors insist we learn these dumbass methods to find resultants

Anyone wanna change my mind


I have no clue what a unit vector is but vectorman on Sega Genesis was pretty fun.
Sep 8 2022 4:13PM
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HypeBeast
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Cunt of a technician at cvs was giving me shit about not bringing my mask when getting a vaccine tried to lecture me that I "should keep a mask in my car for occasions where it is required".... Except it's only "recommended" at cvs, even for vaccines and literally nowhere but health care facilities require them and they provide them. Please and kindly go fuck off
Sep 8 2022 5:00PM
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johnnyfairplay
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yugonaCunt of a technician at cvs was giving me shit about not bringing my mask when getting a vaccine tried to lecture me that I "should keep a mask in my car for occasions where it is required".... Except it's only "recommended" at cvs, even for vaccines and literally nowhere but health care facilities require them and they provide them. Please and kindly go fuck off


I’m sure u treat ur wife well
Sep 8 2022 5:06PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Jemsfuck this wildfire smoke i’m tryna breathe good rn

Today was pretty bad
Sep 8 2022 6:46PM
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cyphers
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ski_salmon69Unit vectors are so fucking stupid, cosine and sine works fine why tf do my professors insist we learn these dumbass methods to find resultants

Anyone wanna change my mind


you'll need it for multivariable calc
Sep 8 2022 9:55PM
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SlitherySnake
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BigPurpleSkiSuitOkay but clearly you would date her


i did not need to be called out like that 💀💀
Sep 8 2022 10:55PM
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SchizoSkier
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Had a bad game, and my dad who had never played football or even a fucking varsity sport or done anything interesting in his entire life decides to shit on me the second I get home and tells me he’s disappointed. Don’t get me wrong I care about how I play and I am a starter but I honestly don’t really care too much about football in the end since I’m not gonna play college ball. Then he tries telling me shitty advice which I laughed at since he doesn’t know shit about football and he just stormed upstairs. Cant wait to see what retarded punishment he’s gonna give me this time
Sep 8 2022 11:05PM
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SavageBiff
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Spectator dad LMAO

hed really punish you for that? Sorry dude that’s not cool, but from his point of view, it probably “hurt” for you to laugh at him, dads are big on being needed, valued, respected and we have feelings too, even if we act stupid/hurtful in response to our feelings being hurt, and no one hurts a dad like a child which I’m sure you didn’t intend but it happens, g luck
SchizoSkierHad a bad game, and my dad who had never played football or even a fucking varsity sport or done anything interesting in his entire life decides to shit on me the second I get home and tells me he’s disappointed. Don’t get me wrong I care about how I play and I am a starter but I honestly don’t really care too much about football in the end since I’m not gonna play college ball. Then he tries telling me shitty advice which I laughed at since he doesn’t know shit about football and he just stormed upstairs. Cant wait to see what retarded punishment he’s gonna give me this time
Sep 9 2022 6:21AM
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Dlonetti
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SchizoSkierHad a bad game, and my dad who had never played football or even a fucking varsity sport or done anything interesting in his entire life decides to shit on me the second I get home and tells me he’s disappointed. Don’t get me wrong I care about how I play and I am a starter but I honestly don’t really care too much about football in the end since I’m not gonna play college ball. Then he tries telling me shitty advice which I laughed at since he doesn’t know shit about football and he just stormed upstairs. Cant wait to see what retarded punishment he’s gonna give me this time

Dad's tend to suck man. Thats why I plan on not being one
Sep 9 2022 9:51AM
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Jems
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can i please just make irrelevant ass threads in nsg in peace smh
Sep 9 2022 9:55AM
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HypeBeast
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Jemscan i please just make irrelevant ass threads in nsg in peace smh


Only if the lord Eheath approves
Sep 9 2022 5:38PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Fuck a bad trip throwing off a good concert and murking the whole next day
Sep 9 2022 6:27PM
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twinkle_toes
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Damn I was really hoping this guy would ask me out but he’s probably not interested or has a GF. I’m bummed haha
Sep 9 2022 7:44PM
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theabortionator
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Put a pretty gnar slice into my leg. Obviously wasn't super gun but more of a hassle of getting to a village and finding a doctor. Also was raining intensely.


Lucky dude did a clean job stiching it back up. Was a deep one. You could get a nice view of the insides.

Def not ideal in remote af country. Hoping i can avoid getting it infected and enjoy the rest of my trip.

Looks like no more drinking for this guy for a while. Wasn't a drinking injury but gonna have to be on antibiotics for a lil. Is what it is.

I'd post a picture but it's kinda gross. I've seen way worse but still gross enough for people to not wanna see it.

But yeah hopefully everything goes alright
Sep 9 2022 8:41PM
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twinkle_toes
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theabortionatorPut a pretty gnar slice into my leg. Obviously wasn't super gun but more of a hassle of getting to a village and finding a doctor. Also was raining intensely.


Lucky dude did a clean job stiching it back up. Was a deep one. You could get a nice view of the insides.

Def not ideal in remote af country. Hoping i can avoid getting it infected and enjoy the rest of my trip.

Looks like no more drinking for this guy for a while. Wasn't a drinking injury but gonna have to be on antibiotics for a lil. Is what it is.

I'd post a picture but it's kinda gross. I've seen way worse but still gross enough for people to not wanna see it.

But yeah hopefully everything goes alright

Haha lets see it i bet its not that gross
Sep 9 2022 9:02PM
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theabortionator
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twinkle_toesHaha lets see it i bet its not that gross

Yeah i guess its not that bad looking. Just know some people get weird about wounds.
Sep 9 2022 9:30PM
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twinkle_toes
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theabortionatorYeah i guess its not that bad looking. Just know some people get weird about wounds.


Duuuuude ew, you weren’t kidding that’s deep
What happened though ??
Sep 9 2022 11:04PM
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WoFlowz
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i hate being the plus one but it shows how much my friend likes having me around she invites me with too go do stuff. I always get the vibe most of her guy and girl friends don’t want me to be there, yet she still offers for me to go with them or hangout. just feels shitty to be a burden cause i don’t want them to be like rude too her over it or not like her cause of it.
Sep 9 2022 11:15PM
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SchizoSkier
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Fuck that girl go cheat on her
WoFlowzi hate being the plus one but it shows how much my friend likes having me around she invites me with too go do stuff. I always get the vibe most of her guy and girl friends don’t want me to be there, yet she still offers for me to go with them or hangout. just feels shitty to be a burden cause i don’t want them to be like rude too her over it or not like her cause of it.
Sep 9 2022 11:17PM
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Casey
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safarisamOh man i was in full sad girl mode last night


You might catch a solid rebound off all the inevitable divorces that will start hitting in a few years.
Sep 9 2022 11:22PM
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theabortionator
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twinkle_toesDuuuuude ew, you weren’t kidding that’s deep
What happened though ??



Rock or concrete sliced me. Also not sure if i broke my foot.

Hoping it all works out alright.
Sep 10 2022 2:46AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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WHY DO MY FRIENDS KEEP FUCKING DYING
Sep 10 2022 2:50AM
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nmwninjart
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theabortionatorRock or concrete sliced me. Also not sure if i broke my foot.

Hoping it all works out alright.

Ouuch! Did that happen on the road? You were lucky you were able to get that taken care of being in a remote area!
SendyMcSendyfaceWHY DO MY FRIENDS KEEP FUCKING DYING

Its rough. I lost 3 friends all in a year time span during the covid year. It seemed so unreal. It gets worse when you get old. I was just visiting my parents last weekend and they had a funeral to go to in a few days. Mom's friend's brother died.
Sep 10 2022 8:48AM
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twinkle_toes
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theabortionatorRock or concrete sliced me. Also not sure if i broke my foot.

Hoping it all works out alright.

:( looks painful. I hope its not broken!
Sep 10 2022 10:57AM
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OregonDead
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zero clouds in the sky yet I can look directly at the red sun and it isn't even 1/2 as bright as it would be on a normal day with my darkest sunglasses on. It has been a couple of years since I was on Mars. Fortunately it isn't raining ash this time just smoke from a little ways away. Unfortunately on of my favorite parks caught fire right on the Clackamas river and I was actually hoping to fish up there soon since they just did some stocking over labor day
Sep 10 2022 12:17PM
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cyphers
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CaseyYou might catch a solid rebound off all the inevitable divorces that will start hitting in a few years.


lol never thought about it but i guess that’s why everyone on tinder is either early 20s or mid 30s
Sep 10 2022 3:14PM
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theabortionator
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twinkle_toes:( looks painful. I hope its not broken!


Thanks yeah it fucking hurts for sure honestly. Pretty swollen
Sep 10 2022 4:09PM
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HiHowAreYou
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Some homeless dude stole my lunch today. Not cool


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1050158/407134502374534057-mp4
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