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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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SchizoSkier
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WoFlowz moment
WoFlowzYOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
there is no way my parents are actually flying to nashville for my little sister to play three soccer games on my birthday. that’s actually so fuckin lame
3 years ago
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nmwninjart
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r00kieWelcome to getting older. Pretty soon you'll work on your birthday and maybe get together with some friends on the Friday evening the closet to it.

Yes Birthdays become just another regular day in life unfortunately. Although my next birthday outta be a good one. It lands on a winter Friday. I should take that afternoon off and go skiing.
WoFlowzHappy 16 to me in a few weeks 🤠

My 16th was pretty boring and lame. I don't remember if I worked or had basketball practice but all I did that evening was sit at home and eat cake with my sister and parents.
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WoFlowz
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nmwninjartYes Birthdays become just another regular day in life unfortunately. Although my next birthday outta be a good one. It lands on a winter Friday. I should take that afternoon off and go skiing.

My 16th was pretty boring and lame. I don't remember if I worked or had basketball practice but all I did that evening was sit at home and eat cake with my sister and parents.


Can’t even eat cake with my parents if they aren’t here. It’s alright tho cause I honestly hate cake. Frosting makes me puke
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HypeBeast
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WoFlowzCan’t even eat cake with my parents if they aren’t here. It’s alright tho cause I honestly hate cake. Frosting makes me puke


DQ ice cream cake tho?
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Young_patty
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WoFlowzYOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
there is no way my parents are actually flying to nashville for my little sister to play three soccer games on my birthday. that’s actually so fuckin lame


Bro I take back every mean thing I’ve said 💀😭


Idk if you watch downton abbey but you’re literally Edith



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twinkle_toes
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nmwninjartYes Birthdays become just another regular day in life unfortunately. Although my next birthday outta be a good one. It lands on a winter Friday. I should take that afternoon off and go skiing.

My 16th was pretty boring and lame. I don't remember if I worked or had basketball practice but all I did that evening was sit at home and eat cake with my sister and parents.


WoFlowzCan’t even eat cake with my parents if they aren’t here. It’s alright tho cause I honestly hate cake. Frosting makes me puke


I stopped celebrating birthdays after I slowly learned that you can’t be dissappointed if you have zero expectations to start with

edit: that probably didnt help but happy 16th birthday woflowz!!!

**This post was edited on Aug 14th 2022 at 1:51:15am
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SavageBiff
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Birthdays kinda ended for me around 18…. That said I spend 364 days a year catering to my family and employees, I take 1 day a year for me where I always do something I always wanted to do, or spend a day sleeping whatever it is I want at the time.

this year I’m going solo to ski South America for a week at the end of august for my B-week
that is kinda crappy for wowflowz, feels man, can’t believe they wouldn’t take you and plan something for your bday in conjunction 🤷🏼‍♂️ Oh well happy b day…. Sounds like you got open house, throw yourself a party, put your addy on NS throw a rager 😂
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Abomber22
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Gtf over yoself
WoFlowzHappy 16 to me in a few weeks 🤠

What you SHOULD do is go along, enjoy Nashville somehow, and mebbe they come through with your 16CANDLES








say your an audiophile, soak in some history
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WoFlowz
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Abomber22Gtf over yoself

What you SHOULD do is go along, enjoy Nashville somehow, and mebbe they come through with your 16CANDLES








say your an audiophile, soak in some history


I’m not even invited to Nashville lol
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ColoradoDogfart
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Young_pattyBro I take back every mean thing I’ve said 💀😭


Idk if you watch downton abbey but you’re literally Edith





I feel old for understanding this joke. This show absolutly SLAPPED tho remember watching it w my parents every night when I was younger💀
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Dlonetti
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WoFlowzCan’t even eat cake with my parents if they aren’t here. It’s alright tho cause I honestly hate cake. Frosting makes me puke

Birthdays are mid and I hate being the center of attention so I don’t tell anyone when it is anymore. Cake is gross you’re right but DQ ice cream cake is the truth. Hope you do something fun for yourself on your 16th and don’t worry about others
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Abomber22
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hmmmmmmm..... that changes the flavor
WoFlowzI’m not even invited to Nashville lol

Flip the scene.....throw your own bash, invite one or a few homies....spend the day about you....














... treat yourself to a outing, be a spender on your ppl.....idk, dude
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WoFlowz
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Noo wayyy. I got made the student council rep for the outdoor club I helped start without knowing and I’ve missed the two student council planning meetings
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WoFlowz
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WoFlowzNoo wayyy. I got made the student council rep for the outdoor club I helped start without knowing and I’ve missed the two student council planning meetings


Shit there goes any school funding for anything
3 years ago
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Biffbarf
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Netflix sucks donkey cock. Why would anyone ever pay for it
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Non_State_Actor
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BiffbarfNetflix sucks donkey cock. Why would anyone ever pay for it


I have been asking this question for years. It used to be great, they had all the movies and shows, now they have b movies and a handful of in house series.
3 years ago
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SavageBiff
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Do you forget to wipe after you shit too? 😁
WoFlowzNoo wayyy. I got made the student council rep for the outdoor club I helped start without knowing and I’ve missed the two student council planning meetings
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WoFlowz
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Ahhhh fuck you Phoebe bridgers
3 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Abomber22Gtf over yoself


Aren't you a teacher? Kinda hostile for a 15yo who is disappointed his parents are abandoning his birthday. Grown ass adults get upset over much less (e.g. gifts); this is definitely rant worthy.

If you are a teacher you should feel ashamed. This is why kids kill themselves. "Mr. Poopybutthole, Rick is being an asshole and told me to kms"... "you'll be fine. Get over it".... Kid proceeds to shoot up the school or hang theirself.
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Abomber22
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Cherry picking part of my quote tells your story, not mine
Wo gave some details. Didn't happen to include that he wasn't invited to Nashville.
Not knowing that, I suggested he get with the program, try to be a good sort of chap, discover Nashville,blah. blah. blah.
Trumpkin2024Aren't you a teacher? Kinda hostile for a 15yo who is disappointed his parents are abandoning his birthday. Grown ass adults get upset over much less (e.g. gifts); this is definitely rant worthy.

If you are a teacher you should feel ashamed. This is why kids kill themselves. "Mr. Poopybutthole, Rick is being an asshole and told me to kms"... "you'll be fine. Get over it".... Kid proceeds to shoot up the school or hang theirself.

(Wo has consistently discussed his sister, friction etc...... consistently thrown subtle flexes/mixed with whoa is me's......he is most likely a stand up feller for*16* )

THEN.......THEN he says wasn't even invited....oppps


Soooooooooooooo.... I suggested he bang it with homies in evl, be a spender, give em something to remember




Wtf ever, my dood.
But don't throw shit with out context





Plus Wofloz seems to be capable, but just in case.
Don't kill yourself over a birthday.










Lil stick, bettern all carrots
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twinkle_toes
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Man, I got covid and my sense of smell is fried. This has to be the worst part of the virus.

I’m shocked! I feel cheated. I can’t even smell bleach, fabric softener, food, cinnamon, or my own rancid farts

That last one is probably a blessing in disguise but I’m still bummed :(
3 years ago
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ModMommy
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Wednesday cannot come soon enough my mom needs to leave. 2 weeks of no alone time and constantly being belittled is more than enough.
3 years ago
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BrandoComando
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The poor girl that went missing in Truckee last weekend still hasn't been found. It's been over a week and there have been no signs of her or her car. It's hard to believe someone could just vanish in this digital era. I hope for the best for her and her family. It gets scarier with each passing day.
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Abomber22
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safarisamWednesday cannot come soon enough my mom needs to leave. 2 weeks of no alone time and constantly being belittled is more than enough.


So opposite of my experience


Wish you peace
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SchizoSkier
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Sometimes when my mom makes me mad I’ll call my grandma and tell her my mom won’t let me go to her house and she’ll call my mom and yell at her ☠️ I’ve been doin this since I was a kid it’s funniest shit ever. Once when I was around 8 or 9 my grandma took my WWE toys cause I was being a little shit so I called my great grandma and she ended up yelling at my grandma ☠️
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WoFlowz
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SchizoSkierSometimes when my mom makes me mad I’ll call my grandma and tell her my mom won’t let me go to her house and she’ll call my mom and yell at her ☠️ I’ve been doin this since I was a kid it’s funniest shit ever. Once when I was around 8 or 9 my grandma took my WWE toys cause I was being a little shit so I called my great grandma and she ended up yelling at my grandma ☠️


This man’s a genius
3 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
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SchizoSkierSometimes when my mom makes me mad I’ll call my grandma and tell her my mom won’t let me go to her house and she’ll call my mom and yell at her ☠️ I’ve been doin this since I was a kid it’s funniest shit ever. Once when I was around 8 or 9 my grandma took my WWE toys cause I was being a little shit so I called my great grandma and she ended up yelling at my grandma ☠️


Schizo skier might be the smartest man alive
3 years ago
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twinkle_toes
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safarisamWednesday cannot come soon enough my mom needs to leave. 2 weeks of no alone time and constantly being belittled is more than enough.


But one day she won’t be around and you’ll probably miss all the little annoying things about her
3 years ago
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SchizoSkierSometimes when my mom makes me mad I’ll call my grandma and tell her my mom won’t let me go to her house and she’ll call my mom and yell at her ☠️ I’ve been doin this since I was a kid it’s funniest shit ever. Once when I was around 8 or 9 my grandma took my WWE toys cause I was being a little shit so I called my great grandma and she ended up yelling at my grandma ☠️


dude has control over all the generations
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Dlonetti
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My two closest ski homies left for college and its gonna be the first season skiing without them in a long time. I graduated last year and I had always been friends with the high school kids at my local since they were the best park skiers. The age gap in skiing can be a weird thing especially since I started late. Gonna be such a different dynamic at the hill this year as another generation heads off to school. HMU for some park laps in MN
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Rparr
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DlonettiMy two closest ski homies left for college and its gonna be the first season skiing without them in a long time. I graduated last year and I had always been friends with the high school kids at my local since they were the best park skiers. The age gap in skiing can be a weird thing especially since I started late. Gonna be such a different dynamic at the hill this year as another generation heads off to school. HMU for some park laps in MN


I know that feel, as a 28 year old park rat in Ohio I’ve pretty much seen almost every single person I’ve skied regularly with over the years either leave the area or just stop skiing. It is one of the only constants in skiing for me. It’s a bummer. You will find more people you enjoy skiing with though
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Dlonetti
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RparrI know that feel, as a 28 year old park rat in Ohio I’ve pretty much seen almost every single person I’ve skied regularly with over the years either leave the area or just stop skiing. It is one of the only constants in skiing for me. It’s a bummer. You will find more people you enjoy skiing with though

Nice to hear that its not just me. Gonna be a totally different type of season, but the goal as always is to just keep the stoke alive. More laps for the soul this year I think, and hopefully making some new homies like you said
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SchizoSkier
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My first friend I ever made skiing was a comp jock from the UK who was living in summit county for a few moths and skis copper every day. Skied with him a few times a week for months until he went back home. Dude taught me to hit my first big jumps ever all the way up to watching me throw my first rodeos and flips. Sucks losing ski friends lol
RparrI know that feel, as a 28 year old park rat in Ohio I’ve pretty much seen almost every single person I’ve skied regularly with over the years either leave the area or just stop skiing. It is one of the only constants in skiing for me. It’s a bummer. You will find more people you enjoy skiing with though
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theabortionator
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Biggest fuck up Ive made traveling lol. Read that I could still get a visa in arrival. That was old news. I got to airport and got to gate, did not get on plane, did not go on vacation. Now riding buses and drinking beers at sketchy bus stops trying to get home.

Even at the end of this bus I'm gonnna have to hitch hike another 30 min to Greenwater. At least then i can get a ride to my car.


Pretty bummed though. I really need this trip. Still going to try to make it work. Surprisingly positive for how shitty things went today. Hoping I can still make the trip happen and have a good time. Haven't traveled since before the covid. 2019 but that was mostly working in Australia. Haven't done a trip jist to do a trip since 2018. Friggin itchin to get out.

I mean it's obvious but double check them visa requirements. It makes sense that almost everyone is doing them these days. Glad I traveled a bunch before in case things stay more restricted.

Should be able to get the visa np though. Hoping i can get another flight worked out and get sendy.
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Abomber22
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theabortionatorBiggest fuck up Ive made traveling lol. Read that I could still get a visa in arrival. That was old news. I got to airport and got to gate, did not get on plane, did not go on vacation. Now riding buses and drinking beers at sketchy bus stops trying to get home.

Even at the end of this bus I'm gonnna have to hitch hike another 30 min to Greenwater. At least then i can get a ride to my car.


Pretty bummed though. I really need this trip. Still going to try to make it work. Surprisingly positive for how shitty things went today. Hoping I can still make the trip happen and have a good time. Haven't traveled since before the covid. 2019 but that was mostly working in Australia. Haven't done a trip jist to do a trip since 2018. Friggin itchin to get out.

I mean it's obvious but double check them visa requirements. It makes sense that almost everyone is doing them these days. Glad I traveled a bunch before in case things stay more restricted.

Should be able to get the visa np though. Hoping i can get another flight worked out and get sendy.


AB is one reason I stick around




Was/is this the Iceland trip?
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nmwninjart
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DlonettiMy two closest ski homies left for college and its gonna be the first season skiing without them in a long time. I graduated last year and I had always been friends with the high school kids at my local since they were the best park skiers. The age gap in skiing can be a weird thing especially since I started late. Gonna be such a different dynamic at the hill this year as another generation heads off to school. HMU for some park laps in MN

I wasn't really close to them but I was bummed when Nick and Sam went west. Nick would get me to try stuff and was my hype man. The energy was just a little bit different without them around last season. It was cool to see them come home for Christmas though!
I really feel that age gap because I discovered this skiing thing very late!
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theabortionator
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Abomber22AB is one reason I stick around




Was/is this the Iceland trip?


Nah. Thats in the late spring. This was kinda random last minute. Also camping and was moving from OR to WA living in the car or tent and booked it all while doing that so derped a bit.
I guess its good if it still works out. Moving forward i wont let that happen again hopefully. Stoked to get out and wander.
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SchizoSkier
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My dad be the biggest dickhead ever sometimes bro like why you makin me cut my hair over some dumb shit I shouldn’t even be in trouble for 😂 🤦‍♂️ My friend who is gonna be a barber fixed me up real nice tho so it’s all good
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oldmanski
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SchizoSkierMy dad be the biggest dickhead ever sometimes bro like why you makin me cut my hair over some dumb shit I shouldn’t even be in trouble for 😂 🤦‍♂️ My friend who is gonna be a barber fixed me up real nice tho so it’s all good


Shit like this still goes on?! Your hair is YOUR hair... as a parent myself I cant wrap my head around this. No matter what trouble our kids get into, I have and will not discipline them relative to this. Sorry to hear and I hope your friend fixes it up nice for you.
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Abomber22
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CUZ HE'S YOUR FN DAD, that's why...... difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut...... two weeks
SchizoSkierMy dad be the biggest dickhead ever sometimes bro like why you makin me cut my hair over some dumb shit I shouldn’t even be in trouble for 😂 🤦‍♂️ My friend who is gonna be a barber fixed me up real nice tho so it’s all good

..... and of course, without pictures it didn't happen
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Abomber22CUZ HE'S YOUR FN DAD, that's why...... difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut...... two weeks

..... and of course, without pictures it didn't happen


Like I said before


Trying to get pictures of a 17 year old with the excuse of a shitty haircut.
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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Aaahhhh-hhhaaa- heheh-hohoho......
CatdickBojanglesLike I said before


Trying to get pictures of a 17 year old with the excuse of a shitty haircut.


Bout gave me a conniption, laughing so hard



I quote NS, and another*damaged* soul gets weird

I'm honored at how much time you chillun waste memeing but worry about your mental health going forward......
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r00kie
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Abomber22Aaahhhh-hhhaaa- heheh-hohoho......


Bout gave me a conniption, laughing so hard



I quote NS, and another*damaged* soul gets weird

I'm honored at how much time you chillun waste memeing but worry about your mental health going forward......


You have no ground to stand on for your wasting time argument old man. You post on here a few dozen times a day.
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Abomber22
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r00kieYou have no ground to stand on for your wasting time argument old man. You post on here a few dozen times a day.

Cuz I'm fucking RETIRED sc00ter.....you poor fucking souls spposed to be out there irl,







Plus old fucks job is to lecture 🤣😜
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r00kie
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Abomber22Cuz I'm fucking RETIRED sc00ter.....you poor fucking souls spposed to be out there irl,







Plus old fucks job is to lecture 🤣😜


Imagine working most of your life just so you can retire and spend the rest of your days being weird on here.
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Abomber22
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r00kieImagine working most of your life just so you can retire and spend the rest of your days being weird on here.

Lmao.......oh eventually ill tire of you..... but until then,sc00ter .......guns ablazin....


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OregonDead
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evaluation meeting with my boss coming up in about 5 minutes. HR requires it and I think my boss hates the process. I know it's just a formality but still get an anxiety spike every time like it's a job interview or something
3 years ago
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ModMommy
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Abomber22Lmao.......oh eventually ill tire of you..... but until then,sc00ter .......guns ablazin....




This is weird, like really, really weird. Knock it off.
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Abomber22
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Weird seems to be the word of the day....Sam im not
safarisamThis is weird, like really, really weird. Knock it off.

Knock it off....... too rich.
sc00ter, biffybarf, coloDogshit and michiCatshit have been riding my ass (azz#2) for fucking ever and you think I should knock it off?



Fuck you
Fuck AbiH who fucking started this

I came in ORIGINALLY, led by advertising algorithm, to get up to speed on skiing after being outta the loop........
..... little did I know.....

I've been slandered repeatedly.
irl, age or no age, we'd be smoking together NS, or throwing down...... but where I live, you don't get off scott free calling pedo.....one, the other, or both gonna get hurt.....so till shit stops, stfu
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ModMommy
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Abomber22Weird seems to be the word of the day....Sam im not

Knock it off....... too rich.
sc00ter, biffybarf, coloDogshit and michiCatshit have been riding my ass (azz#2) for fucking ever and you think I should knock it off?



Fuck you
Fuck AbiH who fucking started this

I came in ORIGINALLY, led by advertising algorithm, to get up to speed on skiing after being outta the loop........
..... little did I know.....

I've been slandered repeatedly.
irl, age or no age, we'd be smoking together NS, or throwing down...... but where I live, you don't get off scott free calling pedo.....one, the other, or both gonna get hurt.....so till shit stops, stfu


take a day off old man
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