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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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HypeBeast
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I wonder what their parents are like. Saw this from a nearby neighborhood. The kids in this city are animals. Once they hit 12-13yo, they start packing heat too. Whole gangs of young kids stealing cars as well. https://nextdoor.com/p/JRSzPrQn7qRC?utm_source=share&extras=NDU1NTU4MjY%3D


Also I swapped the fixture on my porch to find this. Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me.... The fuck. Notice what's missing?



3 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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Why tf is it so hard to make friends as an adult
3 years ago
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Rparr
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SendyMcSendyfaceWhy tf is it so hard to make friends as an adult


skiing is still the best way I know. Very easy for me since I ski at really tiny hills, I meet basically everybody who laps the park
3 years ago
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GayWolf420
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Moving has to be my least favorite activity
3 years ago
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WoFlowz
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Fuck electrolyte mixes Fuck Liquid IV all my homies fuckin hate propel, all my homies fuckin hate Gatorade.


Cannot stand all of those mother fuckin mixes or drinks, they’re all absolute dog water and make me throw up. I’ll keep drinking my sugar water with a pinch of salt and some honey before I run or do any hard physical activity.
3 years ago
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ModMommy
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My mom rearranged my very cute just set up apartment and I’m pissef. Everything was where i wanted it and looked good.
3 years ago
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Slowbro
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WoFlowzFuck electrolyte mixes Fuck Liquid IV all my homies fuckin hate propel, all my homies fuckin hate Gatorade.


Cannot stand all of those mother fuckin mixes or drinks, they’re all absolute dog water and make me throw up. I’ll keep drinking my sugar water with a pinch of salt and some honey before I run or do any hard physical activity.


Propel is shite but Gatorade blue flavour is king
3 years ago
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WoFlowz
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SlowbroPropel is shite but Gatorade blue flavour is king


It’s good i just don’t like drinking it after or during activity and I hate the mixes and electrolyte drinks too. Just taste so ass when compared to some sugar in water. Don’t mind Gatorade with like a sub or something or during skating when it’s not like hard exercise
3 years ago
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Biffbarf
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WoFlowzIt’s good i just don’t like drinking it after or during activity and I hate the mixes and electrolyte drinks too. Just taste so ass when compared to some sugar in water. Don’t mind Gatorade with like a sub or something or during skating when it’s not like hard exercise

Skratch labs is pretty dam good
3 years ago
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HypeBeast
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WoFlowz. I’ll keep drinking my sugar water with a pinch of salt and some honey before I run or do any hard physical activity.


Lmao you're fucking dumb. Gonna file this in the category of weird shit nsers do.
3 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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Rparrskiing is still the best way I know. Very easy for me since I ski at really tiny hills, I meet basically everybody who laps the park


Yeah summer fuckin sucks tho. When all your homies move back home shit gets boring asf. And I’m moving next spring, so it’s hard as hell to make lasting friendships anyways. Picked the wrong industry to be in and make solid friends lol.
3 years ago
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Dlonetti
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Some girl has got me fucked up. Went to a concert over the weekend and it was sick but I just feel worse than before since it seems like it will never be anything more than friends. Feel like a bitch
3 years ago
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oldmanski
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DlonettiSome girl has got me fucked up. Went to a concert over the weekend and it was sick but I just feel worse than before since it seems like it will never be anything more than friends. Feel like a bitch


Its okay to feel and be sad. Try to keep yourself busy with something, hanging with homies or a hobby. Keep your mind occupied and try not to beat yourself up. Relationships are awesome but are also devastating. Take care of yourself, the snow will be flying in a few months and you will be sliding down it with a big grin soon.
3 years ago
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Young_patty
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DlonettiSome girl has got me fucked up. Went to a concert over the weekend and it was sick but I just feel worse than before since it seems like it will never be anything more than friends. Feel like a bitch


You say that like she’s the only girl out there. Take some time off and focus on yourself king, girls come and go. Sucks in the moment but 3 months from now you’ll probably barely even think about her.
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ModMommy
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I wish my mom and i got along instead I’ve got a week left with her fucking up all of my shit and reorganizing all of my stuff in the way she wants
3 years ago
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cydwhit
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I continue to be capable enough that I can and should fix all of our car issues myself, but not capable and knowledgeable enough for it not to be stressful. Like, yes, I can replace this damn fuel tank. But I don't really want to, or have time to, and I still don't love trusting my own automotive work on vehicles that cost more than a few grand.
3 years ago
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WoFlowz
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My mom clearly had a hard day at work and then after she picked me up accidentally got on the peace bridge exit on our way to poutine and cream, got turn around and then stuck in US customs. Which was annoying and then she took it out on the poor lady working at poutine and cream over what type of gravy they use 😭😭😭 she was all like have you been to Quebec do you even know that they use duck and rabbit gravy at most places, and how she’s never heard of veggies gravy😭😭 it was so embarrassing and pissed me off. I get it ur having a bad day but don’t take it out on others OVER FUCKIN POUTINE like Jesus lady.
3 years ago
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Kevinb5
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cydwhitI continue to be capable enough that I can and should fix all of our car issues myself, but not capable and knowledgeable enough for it not to be stressful. Like, yes, I can replace this damn fuel tank. But I don't really want to, or have time to, and I still don't love trusting my own automotive work on vehicles that cost more than a few grand.

I redid the suspension on my truck and got a little lazy with the torque wrench and now I’m always a little worried something will fail
3 years ago
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Biffbarf
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WoFlowzMy mom clearly had a hard day at work and then after she picked me up accidentally got on the peace bridge exit on our way to poutine and cream, got turn around and then stuck in US customs. Which was annoying and then she took it out on the poor lady working at poutine and cream over what type of gravy they use 😭😭😭 she was all like have you been to Quebec do you even know that they use duck and rabbit gravy at most places, and how she’s never heard of veggies gravy😭😭 it was so embarrassing and pissed me off. I get it ur having a bad day but don’t take it out on others OVER FUCKIN POUTINE like Jesus lady.


This is the whitest shit I've ever read
3 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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cydwhitI continue to be capable enough that I can and should fix all of our car issues myself, but not capable and knowledgeable enough for it not to be stressful. Like, yes, I can replace this damn fuel tank. But I don't really want to, or have time to, and I still don't love trusting my own automotive work on vehicles that cost more than a few grand.


Dawg, it sounds like you need another tube of JB weld
3 years ago
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Mixy
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WoFlowzIt’s good i just don’t like drinking it after or during activity and I hate the mixes and electrolyte drinks too. Just taste so ass when compared to some sugar in water. Don’t mind Gatorade with like a sub or something or during skating when it’s not like hard exercise


Sugar water? What are you a humming bird lol
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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heY it's the pinch of salt that separates the rest from the best
Trumpkin2024Lmao you're fucking dumb. Gonna file this in the category of weird shit nsers do.
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SavageBiff
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WTF is poutine and how the fuck can one get so mad over it?
WoFlowzMy mom clearly had a hard day at work and then after she picked me up accidentally got on the peace bridge exit on our way to poutine and cream, got turn around and then stuck in US customs. Which was annoying and then she took it out on the poor lady working at poutine and cream over what type of gravy they use 😭😭😭 she was all like have you been to Quebec do you even know that they use duck and rabbit gravy at most places, and how she’s never heard of veggies gravy😭😭 it was so embarrassing and pissed me off. I get it ur having a bad day but don’t take it out on others OVER FUCKIN POUTINE like Jesus lady.
3 years ago
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ModMommy
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SavageBiffWTF is poutine and how the fuck can one get so mad over it?


Fries with gravy & cheese curds on them

3 years ago
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cydwhit
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SendyMcSendyfaceDawg, it sounds like you need another tube of JB weld


Not me sitting in my driveway amongst every gas can I could borrow from friends, draining my tank so I can slather another $8 radiator patch kit over the leaky part to tide me through till a replacement comes in....
3 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Abomber22heY it's the pinch of salt that separates the rest from the best


3 years ago
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WoFlowz
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safarisamFries with gravy & cheese curds on them



Sam knows what’s up
3 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Dear world, stop using those stupid fucking plastic drywall anchors. They always come loose. When they need removed, they take half the wall with them. Just use a drywall screw. Fuck I can't stand these things.
3 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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Trumpkin2024Dear world, stop using those stupid fucking plastic drywall anchors. They always come loose. When they need removed, they take half the wall with them. Just use a drywall screw. Fuck I can't stand these things.


Umm you do realize what an anchor is used for vs a drywall screw right?
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HypeBeast
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CatdickBojanglesUmm you do realize what an anchor is used for vs a drywall screw right?


Yeah yeah yeah. Still hate the gaping hole they create
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HypeBeast
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CatdickBojanglesUmm you do realize what an anchor is used for vs a drywall screw right?


I should probably clarify. There's tons of stuff that comes with anchors that don't really need em. It's a waste of time and a bitch if you ever have to remove. Anchors have the aesthetic but for most stuff a drywall screw will be hidden and provide more than enough pullout resistance in 1/10th the time and effort (installing or removing). Of course if you need the most support available in drywall alone an anchor is best but typically by that point Imma just find a stud.


Example: smoke alarms come with 3 anchors per alarm. Lol they weigh like an ounce..... Toilet paper holder, same deal (2 anchors vs 4 screws is a negligible difference).... Literally any device from my alarm company that is light af comes with an anchor. Okay..... Then you got all the heavy Chinese shit that comes with anchors. Nah I'm going into the stud. I've seen too many cheapo anchors come loose.
I know anchors can be quite beefy but the most common ones are not.
3 years ago
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ski_salmon69
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little1337Sugar water? What are you a humming bird lol


woflows isn’t old enough to be a beer snob, so he decides to be an energy drink snob instead
3 years ago
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HypeBeast
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ski_salmon69woflows isn’t old enough to be a beer snob, so he decides to be an energy drink snob instead

If NS had awards like reddit, I would gift you my all
3 years ago
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DominatorJacques
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little1337Sugar water? What are you a humming bird lol


3 years ago
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Abomber22
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ski_salmon69woflows isn’t old enough to be a beer snob, so he decides to be an energy drink snob instead

... working out the kinks...
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WoFlowz
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ski_salmon69woflows isn’t old enough to be a beer snob, so he decides to be an energy drink snob instead


I prefer tequila :/
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SchizoSkier
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Woflowz gives the I love you speech after 2 shots and goes down by 4
WoFlowzI prefer tequila :/
3 years ago
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ColoradoDogfart
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SchizoSkierWoflowz gives the I love you speech after 2 shots and goes down by 4


Havin a friend who does the I love you boys speech every time they get fucked is a crucial part of the friendgroup dynamic
3 years ago
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SavageBiff
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Ima try it, that’s a new dish for me..

so looks like your chillin in what looks like a ski shop grubbing? Ngl… I’m jealous , those are two of my favorite things
WoFlowzSam knows what’s up
3 years ago
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ModMommy
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My mom is one of the worst drivers I’ve ever met holy fick
3 years ago
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ReturnToMonkey
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safarisamMy mom is one of the worst drivers I’ve ever met holy fick

Is she from California
3 years ago
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Abomber22
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SchizoSkierWoflowz gives the I love you speech after 2 shots and goes down by 4



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SlitherySnake
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safarisamMy mom is one of the worst drivers I’ve ever met holy fick


fick bro that’s tough
3 years ago
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Jems
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anyone else got a roommate who’s just annoying as fuck when they come home from drinking literally any amount of alcohol?
3 years ago
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SlitherySnake
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Jemsanyone else got a roommate who’s just annoying as fuck when they come home from drinking literally any amount of alcohol?


my 12 year old brother turns into an abusive dad with a redheaded stepchild when he gets home from pounding some cold ones with his buds. gotta get him off the mug or it might ruin his life
3 years ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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Jemsanyone else got a roommate who’s just annoying as fuck when they come home from drinking literally any amount of alcohol?


No, he's just annoying asf 24/7
3 years ago
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armchair_skier
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Jemsanyone else got a roommate who’s just annoying as fuck when they come home from drinking literally any amount of alcohol?


Yes, I am that roommate
3 years ago
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WoFlowz
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
there is no way my parents are actually flying to nashville for my little sister to play three soccer games on my birthday. that’s actually so fuckin lame
3 years ago
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r00kie
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WoFlowzYOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
there is no way my parents are actually flying to nashville for my little sister to play three soccer games on my birthday. that’s actually so fuckin lame


Welcome to getting older. Pretty soon you'll work on your birthday and maybe get together with some friends on the Friday evening the closet to it.
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WoFlowz
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r00kieWelcome to getting older. Pretty soon you'll work on your birthday and maybe get together with some friends on the Friday evening the closet to it.


Happy 16 to me in a few weeks 🤠
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