SendyMcSendyfaceSo me and my roommates have a subletter, who was found by one of us who goes home for the summer. Dude said that he and this guy were tight, and that he was super chill. Dude moves in, and ends up having the biggest small dick energy ever Like holy fuck he's not insecure, he's unreasonably cocky. Won't stop talking about himself, his major (engineering ofc), climbing, or how he totally knows the Lumineers. Full of stories of super hot women he almost picked up at concerts/bars, but for some reason they never seem to want to interact with him again. Mans is obsessed with going out to bars/clubs to "get numbers man, I gotta get some numbers tonight", but just ends up standing in the corner, looking at his phone, or harassing the waitresses. He's even started going after some other friends of ours, and can't understand why they don't text him back or want to hang out. Even tried to join my homie on a fucking date. I just figured he was lonely and insecure, and was trying to help him be less retarded. Then our fucking washing machine broke, and I was tinkering with it a bit before deciding to call an appliance guy. Kook roommate then texts my homie about how he's so relieved that "we are calling someone, I really don't want Nate messing around with it". Like guy then has the nerve to badger me about when it's gonna be done. I'm gonna take my sweet ass time calling a repairman, and do me n my boys laundry at work. Don't trash my dad skills, especially when you can't say it to my face. And trying to go out and do shit without him requires so much planning to figure out how to evacuate the house without him knowing. Can't wait for his dumbass to move out in 6 weeks.
Fuckkk I remember a really shitty subletter we had for a summer back in uni and it was just a fucking terrible time just like this...
Dude was so full of himself that I swear he probably bottled the smell of his own shit...
If I ever saw him out at the bar, he was always trying to talk to any woman in the bar he could, and when they told him they were not interested in talking to him, he took rejection the same way as if you had attacked his family. His ego was as fragile as plate glass, but he would always talk about how fucking great he was and hype himself up about everything... telling obvious bullshit stories about any and all exploits he had ever had...
He would come home at like 1am every now and then and try to get all of our attention so he could brag bout just getting laid, but then claim he didnt want to stay at her house so she wouldn't get clingy lol... He brought exactly zero chicks home to the house, but then would make these claims all the time about the women he'd pull.
And then he had the audacity to complain to us about why we never invited him out. He acted as if we were all best buddies to try and get us to invite him out so he could creep on women and have accomplices
All that aside, he also was also a slob. Never once vacuumed, wore his shoes in the house like a fucking heathen, always left cabinet doors open so you'd smack your head on them, and would constantly leave dishes in the sink for days on end, only to complain about us not having a dishwasher whenever we brought it up to him that we need the dishes done... He even brought up one time that he cant wait to get married so he won't ever have to clean up the kitchen again - like... dude do you think you're gonna marry your mom or some shit wtf?
