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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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theabortionator
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Went completely blind in my left eye for a few min today. That was not super chill. Still kinda sketched out. I had light sensitivity but no color or texture/depth. Just gray white blank. Fuck that
3 years ago
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theabortionator
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Hopefully can find a place to get checked out on tues. Don't like to wait but need to find somewhere that isn't obnoxious.

Shoutout to the racist people that vote against health care because some Mexican might get it. Freedom woo yeah Venezuela mainstream media communism Obama.
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bbridge
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dognutsyeeaaaaaa definitely would not recommend this.
shit
everywhere
garbage
rich assholes
more shit
hay, horrible with allergies
horse girls
more shit

that being said most places will pretty much hire anyone without a interview

make the rich assholes part bold
3 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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good lord idk if ima make it to the end of this semester
3 years ago
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Non_State_Actor
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theabortionatorWent completely blind in my left eye for a few min today. That was not super chill. Still kinda sketched out. I had light sensitivity but no color or texture/depth. Just gray white blank. Fuck that


https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10705-retinal-detachment

Go through the symptoms here. Eye problems/injuries are no joke, even if you can go see an optometrist which shouldn't cost a lot of money that may be useful.
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Deez_Mcskis
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dognutsgood lord idk if ima make it to the end of this semester


you got it bro just remember the summer will be better once you get all the school shit done
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theabortionator
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mystery3https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/10705-retinal-detachment

Go through the symptoms here. Eye problems/injuries are no joke, even if you can go see an optometrist which shouldn't cost a lot of money that may be useful.


Yeah I'm gonna go to an urgent care or something tomorrow probably and see what they think.

I just found out I have health insurance in CA still so might take a trip if they're gonna need to run tests.

Not sure if it's an eye thing or a brain thing.

Skipping open mic night tonight which sucks. Some of the people from the mountain wanted to come out. But my brain has been feeling a little weird and even at home barely playing the guitar which is rare. I've played like a song and a half and I'm not working today. Probably the least I've played ever with a guitar this close to me.

Idk, something feels off though. A little sketched out. Hopefully I'm alright.

But yeah def gonna get it checked out.
3 years ago
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twinkle_toes
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Shieeeet everybody out here getting married and buying houses n shit

I’m just trying to land some new tricks before the season ends hahahaha

Clearly have my priorities set straight. Also postponed my second year of training til September so I could ski this month. Fuck it whatever, I’m young and my knees can handle it. Didn’t get to ski when I was younger so I’m making up for lost time. It’s hard trying to do everything at once though
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nmwninjart
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twinkle_toesDidn’t get to ski when I was younger so I’m making up for lost time. It’s hard trying to do everything at once though


Me too haha.
Already got the house bought but definitely never getting married .
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Non_State_Actor
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Craiglist flakes...wtf?!?!?!

I'm literally trying to give stuff away and am home a lot right now ie: not difficult to schedule around. Why people cannot decide they want something and then follow through on the simple act of picking it up at an agreed upon time is beyond me.
3 years ago
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Jems
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supreme court high on crack right now
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Casey
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some god damn dumbass backed into my Porsche today. Don’t worry I was a fucking asshole about it
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SlitherySnake
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Caseysome god damn dumbass backed into my Porsche today. Don’t worry I was a fucking asshole about it


model/specs?
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Casey
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SlitherySnakemodel/specs?


2011 958 turbo
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Jems
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Caseysome god damn dumbass backed into my Porsche today. Don’t worry I was a fucking asshole about it

lol it’s a decade old suv no need to be an asshole
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Casey
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Jemslol it’s a decade old suv no need to be an asshole


It’d be really nice if you could just keep your bullshit to yourself. It’s a thread about ranting. It was a fucking joke you moron. Every post you make fucking sucks. Is that better? Actual rant over.
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Abomber22
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,... someone backed into my * CAR* today.
Caseysome god damn dumbass backed into my Porsche today. Don’t worry I was a fucking asshole about it
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Casey
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Abomber22,... someone backed into my * CAR* today.


I think you need to be able to not get triggered in the rant thread. OH SORRY YOUR CAR WAS TOO NICE TO GET PISSED BUT ACTUALLY ITS 11 YEARS OLD SO FUCK YOU ITS NOT NICE ENOUGH TO BE MAD ABOUT

I mean Jesus Christ dude, just don’t talk to me I don’t give a fuck about any of your guys shit I just want to post funny shit and fuck around and be myself. Whatever
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twinkle_toes
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wish my older brother wasn’t such a pussy
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Abomber22
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,,,, can't a guy be jealous?

It sounds like a very dependable vehicle....

....glad no one was seriously hurt...
... triggered is, as triggered does...
CaseyI think you need to be able to not get triggered in the rant thread. OH SORRY YOUR CAR WAS TOO NICE TO GET PISSED BUT ACTUALLY ITS 11 YEARS OLD SO FUCK YOU ITS NOT NICE ENOUGH TO BE MAD ABOUT

I mean Jesus Christ dude, just don’t talk to me I don’t give a fuck about any of your guys shit I just want to post funny shit and fuck around and be myself. Whatever
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SavageBiff
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Damn that sucks! It’s even worse when it’s not an “accident” as much as it is stupidity.

Cool car too man, me thinks when people say things like ooooh it’s old, maybe they got some auto karma coming their way y kno 😊
Casey2011 958 turbo
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SavageBiff
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Is your mouth overflow for what’s unable to come out your ass? Fwiw I’d be anti nice whips too if I knew I’d end up shitting in it
Jemslol it’s a decade old suv no need to be an asshole
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ModMommy
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Casey2011 958 turbo


I would have cried. Hope it’s not too bad of a repair/damaged.
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No.Quarter
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Casey2011 958 turbo


I'm not gonna deny that it's probably a super nice car and if I owned one I'd probably drive it all the way to 200k if I could, but referring to it as a 958 instead of a Cayenne just makes it seem like you are ashamed of the fact that people know the Cayenne as a fancy VW Toureg.

The reason I don't ever want to own a fancy car (other than the fact that I am too poor and irresponsible to own one) is that people are fucking stupid and can leave you with a $20k repair bill just from a tiny little moment of inattentiveness.
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SavageBiff
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It sucks how some can’t appreciate what means a lot to others, whether it’s old or not, someone worked hard for that, dreamed about it , loves it obviously etc… and imo it’s nice as fuck. Even my compass, my family traveled cross country in that, 25k miles worth, it Had memories, no where near my fav vehicle. But it was more than a compass and I really liked it, it checked a lot of boxes, got me places quicker cause I didn’t have to stop for gas which is nice when your traveling through those wyoming canyons with no gas for 150miles, had all the options I thought it was pretty nice
It’s really tough when an enthusiast has their baby damaged, whether that’s a Porsche or a new Chevy that got moosed or my compass, it sucks
safarisamI would have cried. Hope it’s not too bad of a repair/damaged.
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twinkle_toes
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No.QuarterI'm not gonna deny that it's probably a super nice car and if I owned one I'd probably drive it all the way to 200k if I could, but referring to it as a 958 instead of a Cayenne just makes it seem like you are ashamed of the fact that people know the Cayenne as a fancy VW Toureg.

The reason I don't ever want to own a fancy car (other than the fact that I am too poor and irresponsible to own one) is that people are fucking stupid and can leave you with a $20k repair bill just from a tiny little moment of inattentiveness.


Agreed - this is why we can’t have nice things lol

also to what @savagebiff said, that’s a good point. you never know how hard someone had to work to save up for something. Also doesn’t even matter if it’s a nice car or not ??? I’d still be pissed if someone backed into to me
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Abomber22
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I agree even though I dissed

I've been on the both ends. Fucked up and dented someone. Someone else fucked up and dented me.
Disappointed in myself the first and got it settled without yelling.
No real damage when I got tapped, the young lady was distraught and most likely on her phone ( she alluded) and no need for hysteria.

Small accidents don't need to turn ugly and ugly accidents aren't small.
twinkle_toesAgreed - this is why we can’t have nice things lol

also to what @savagebiff said, that’s a good point. you never know how hard someone had to work to save up for something. Also doesn’t even matter if it’s a nice car or not ??? I’d still be pissed if someone backed into to me
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Casey
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No.QuarterI'm not gonna deny that it's probably a super nice car and if I owned one I'd probably drive it all the way to 200k if I could, but referring to it as a 958 instead of a Cayenne just makes it seem like you are ashamed of the fact that people know the Cayenne as a fancy VW Toureg.

The reason I don't ever want to own a fancy car (other than the fact that I am too poor and irresponsible to own one) is that people are fucking stupid and can leave you with a $20k repair bill just from a tiny little moment of inattentiveness.


I can see why you’d think that, but I’m in a bunch of FB groups about them and it’s just kind of a habit because there’s now like 3 different generations and people always say well WHICH MODEL IS IT. Sorry it’s a habit. I’m not really that guy about the sports car, we bought it when my wife was pregnant to have a car that was nice and fit a car seat. Yeah it’s a fancy Touareg but I like Touaregs, and they don’t make a VW with a 500 hp V8 in it as far as I know.
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Abomber22
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CaseyI can see why you’d think that, but I’m in a bunch of FB groups about them and it’s just kind of a habit because there’s now like 3 different generations and people always say well WHICH MODEL IS IT. Sorry it’s a habit. I’m not really that guy about the sports car, we bought it when my wife was pregnant to have a car that was nice and fit a car seat. Yeah it’s a fancy Touareg but I like Touaregs, and they don’t make a VW with a 500 hp V8 in it as far as I know.


https://youtu.be/bLhPnbnl5d4

Not stock, they don't..
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No.Quarter
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CaseyI can see why you’d think that, but I’m in a bunch of FB groups about them and it’s just kind of a habit because there’s now like 3 different generations and people always say well WHICH MODEL IS IT. Sorry it’s a habit. I’m not really that guy about the sports car, we bought it when my wife was pregnant to have a car that was nice and fit a car seat. Yeah it’s a fancy Touareg but I like Touaregs, and they don’t make a VW with a 500 hp V8 in it as far as I know.


I feel like there are a lot of first gen Cayenne owners who are much more insecure about it being "just a fancy Toureg" because of how visually similar it is. Can't get around the fact that the Cayenne is simply the easiest target for razzing of the modern Porsches imo
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Casey
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No.QuarterI feel like there are a lot of first gen Cayenne owners who are much more insecure about it being "just a fancy Toureg" because of how visually similar it is. Can't get around the fact that the Cayenne is simply the easiest target for razzing of the modern Porsches imo


Which is funny because it’s the only car they make that is even remotely off-road capable. If you put decent tires on it, they have a center locking differential, short wheel base I’d put it up against my truck for offroad performance if it was set up right.
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danbrown
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CaseyWhich is funny because it’s the only car they make that is even remotely off-road capable. If you put decent tires on it, they have a center locking differential, short wheel base I’d put it up against my truck for offroad performance if it was set up right.


we put a 2” lift on my buddy’s the other day. came out pretty sick

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BrandoComando
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CaseyWhich is funny because it’s the only car they make that is even remotely off-road capable. If you put decent tires on it, they have a center locking differential, short wheel base I’d put it up against my truck for offroad performance if it was set up right.


When Porsche released the Cayenne, the fast SUV market didn't really exist. They weren't sure how it would be received by the market, so they gave it some serious offroad chops to compete with other luxury 4x4s like the G-Wagon. Porsche even developed a factory package called the Cayenne Transsyberia that looks pretty awesome. Unfortunately, the 08 financial crisis meant the Transsyberia was never released.
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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Roe v wade possible overturning thoughts:

mfs be all about freedom and rights until its about bodily autonomy, then its back to 1940s germany

"rights for me but not for thee" type beat

if you are any proponent for freedom, liberty, or any synonym of those words you should be pissed off cuz this shit is some major government overreach into privacy and personal rights

separation of chuch and st8 my ass

democrats and republicans are both creatures from the depths of hell
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Abomber22
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Crazy
Old white men once again deciding what's good for anyone not an old white man
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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Abomber22Crazy
Old white men once again deciding what's good for anyone not an old white man


fr, shit is fucked

honestly replace them all with young leaders who got even an ounce of forward thinking in their minds, idgaf what party they are in as long as they aren't out of their damn gourds and can actually have positive discourse
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WoFlowz
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Found a gig soccer coaching but it’s under the table so no taxes even if it’s minimum wage. Hoping I like it. Starts today
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iH8pow
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Now that my wife is done breastfeeding/pumping on her way to work she no longer needs the truck so much so she’s driving my nice cars again. Except i keep telling her to stop parking in the doctors lot and walk 50’ further but she cant be bothered and me being the ones who cleans the cars, i see all the dings. Its infuriating, so many doctors give zero fucks im sure to them its just “woops, oh well your fault shouldnt buy nice cars anyways they’re a bad investment”. Last weekend i had the truck parked almost 4’ away from my car in the driveway and my wife STILL managed to throw open the truck door on my car because she was “discombobulated” about work. I get it, but all the cars in the doctor lot are only 2’ apart so very easy for stressed out doctors to throw open their door on your car.

wife bought a high-maintenance wooden patio furniture set that we constantly have to keep covered (recovered everytime theres the weekly windstorm), oiled… i spend so much time keeping her patio set taken care of but she cant be bothered to walk 50’ further at work to protect my cars. Upsetting.
SavageBiffIt sucks how some can’t appreciate what means a lot to others, whether it’s old or not, someone worked hard for that, dreamed about it , loves it obviously etc… and imo it’s nice as fuck. Even my compass, my family traveled cross country in that, 25k miles worth, it Had memories, no where near my fav vehicle. But it was more than a compass and I really liked it, it checked a lot of boxes, got me places quicker cause I didn’t have to stop for gas which is nice when your traveling through those wyoming canyons with no gas for 150miles, had all the options I thought it was pretty nice
It’s really tough when an enthusiast has their baby damaged, whether that’s a Porsche or a new Chevy that got moosed or my compass, it sucks
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HypeBeast
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Biffbarf@ModMommy @Mingg @eheath @Lonely ban me till like September pls I obviously can't handle ns I need to figure some things out


safarisam:)

Green day reference?

How about a ban til November? That would be poetic.
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HypeBeast
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Had a solicitor come to my house two days in a row. Second time I was home, literally pointed at the giant sign at eye level that says "no soliciting" and dude just stands there and proceeds to talk. Me- "I don't want to buy anything"... He still keeps talking like Imma change my mind. Bruh the days of a salesman are over.

I get so many of these fucks it's not even funny. Good God. Not to mention crime is rampant so 0% chance I'm gonna let you in my fucking house.
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HypeBeast
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Do your wife not own a car herself? They're all yours lol?
theLiquorNow that my wife is done breastfeeding/pumping on her way to work she no longer needs the truck so much so she’s driving my nice cars again. Except i keep telling her to stop parking in the doctors lot and walk 50’ further but she cant be bothered and me being the ones who cleans the cars, i see all the dings. Its infuriating, so many doctors give zero fucks im sure to them its just “woops, oh well your fault shouldnt buy nice cars anyways they’re a bad investment”. Last weekend i had the truck parked almost 4’ away from my car in the driveway and my wife STILL managed to throw open the truck door on my car because she was “discombobulated” about work. I get it, but all the cars in the doctor lot are only 2’ apart so very easy for stressed out doctors to throw open their door on your car.

wife bought a high-maintenance wooden patio furniture set that we constantly have to keep covered (recovered everytime theres the weekly windstorm), oiled… i spend so much time keeping her patio set taken care of but she cant be bothered to walk 50’ further at work to protect my cars. Upsetting.
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DominatorJacques
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No.QuarterI'm not gonna deny that it's probably a super nice car and if I owned one I'd probably drive it all the way to 200k if I could, but referring to it as a 958 instead of a Cayenne just makes it seem like you are ashamed of the fact that people know the Cayenne as a fancy VW Toureg.

The reason I don't ever want to own a fancy car (other than the fact that I am too poor and irresponsible to own one) is that people are fucking stupid and can leave you with a $20k repair bill just from a tiny little moment of inattentiveness.

'03 Forester with manual 5 speed and LSD rear. 210,000 + and still going strong with maintenance only. ( I do most of that myself)
1989 Accord Lxi. 347,000 miles, and I will race it this season. OG engine and transmission.

2005 Accord Coupe automatic. 198,000. Still strong!

Parts for the above cars are no big price tag.

I changed oil on all three today. Buy the highest quality oil filter, and oil. Take care of them, and they last.


German and some others will make you go broke!


WoFlowzFound a gig soccer coaching but it’s under the table so no taxes even if it’s minimum wage. Hoping I like it. Starts today

Under the table is a huge liability risk. You smart. Don't be stupid!
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Abomber22
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You're a kids guy, Coach
What ages
WoFlowzFound a gig soccer coaching but it’s under the table so no taxes even if it’s minimum wage. Hoping I like it. Starts today
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Abomber22
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Under the table is a huge liability risk. You smart. Don't be stupid!
????
Just asking... he's not on the books, he*doesn't exist* what liability? Taxes? Injuries?
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DominatorJacques
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Abomber22Under the table is a huge liability risk. You smart. Don't be stupid!
????
Just asking... he's not on the books, he*doesn't exist* what liability? Taxes? Injuries?


Injuries!!!!! Not just for him, but those he is coaching as well. Too risky in this day and age.
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Abomber22
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Agreed but he's not going to get health/ bennies for a 2 month soccer program
DominatorJacquesInjuries!!!!! Not just for him, but those he is coaching as well. Too risky in this day and age.
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WoFlowz
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Abomber22You're a kids guy, Coach
What ages


2-8, split into 3 age groups. Super fun not insane work and kids are super funny
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Abomber22
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2?
Lmao....4-6 the best, 8 years and they're done listening
WoFlowz2-8, split into 3 age groups. Super fun not insane work and kids are super funny
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WoFlowz
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DominatorJacquesUnder the table is a huge liability risk. You smart. Don't be stupid!

I’m good dawg. I’m working like 3hr sessions 3-4 times a week. Can’t be more of a liability then giving a 15 year old, 7 4-5 year olds and letting me just take them skiing all day.
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WoFlowz
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Abomber222?
Lmao....4-6 the best, 8 years and they're done listening


Once the kids I ski coach are 7 and can go join their race or freestyle programs I’m good. Idk if I could deal with them not listening and not being sweet and funny anymore.
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