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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
Jun 24 2014 10:59PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Can anyone tell me what the preferred level of male hair of the pubis by females is?
Jun 23 2020 1:09AM
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ModMommy
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BigPurpleSkiSuitCan anyone tell me what the preferred level of male hair of the pubis by females is?

The way you worded this makes me uncomfortable.
Jun 23 2020 10:22AM
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HypeBeast
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BigPurpleSkiSuitCan anyone tell me what the preferred level of male hair of the pubis by females is?


I'm no chick but this is a tricky question that all girls have different preferences about. One thing is for sure, not many girls like or could stand if you look like a gorilla. This ain't the 70's anymore.
Jun 23 2020 11:49AM
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theabortionator
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Don't use icy hot when it's 85 degrees apparently. No icy, all hot. Bad strategy.

Please learn from my mistakes. I may spontaneously combust at any point. Farewell dear friends!
Jun 24 2020 4:17PM
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little1337
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Turd__AuthorityI'm no chick but this is a tricky question that all girls have different preferences about. One thing is for sure, not many girls like or could stand if you look like a gorilla. This ain't the 70's anymore.


Normalize male pubic hair!
Jun 24 2020 4:26PM
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CLQ
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Turd__AuthorityI'm no chick but this is a tricky question that all girls have different preferences about. One thing is for sure, not many girls like or could stand if you look like a gorilla. This ain't the 70's anymore.


I'm a hairy asian man so i keep that shit trimmed short but not shaved. It would look like a clearing in a jungle otherwise and thats just a weird look.
Jun 24 2020 4:28PM
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theabortionator
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Shaved is weird, trimmed is good, natural is okay but people might not wanna suck your dick if there's pubes down to your knees.
Jun 24 2020 6:11PM
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GayWolf420
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yo i get absolutely rattled over a rough start in the morning or fucking up some task or something, but at the same time it fires you up to get shit done the right way next time
Jun 24 2020 6:18PM
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theabortionator
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How fucking hard is it to put the remotes back?
Jun 25 2020 1:29AM
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theabortionator
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theabortionatorHow fucking hard is it to put the remotes back?


Makes me wanna stab people. That's definitely on the list of 10 simple steps to not being a total piece of shit roommate.

I hate having to go in a fucking scavenger hunt every time I want to watch a movie.
Jun 25 2020 1:31AM
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theabortionator
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Sweet now my grinder is mia too. I love living with "people".

Luckily the lighter that I duct taped to a chopstick hasn't gotten snagged. People made fun of it but it's still here. My other 5 lighters not so much.
Jun 25 2020 2:00AM
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B.Aussie
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Sitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.
Jun 25 2020 2:09AM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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theabortionatorHow fucking hard is it to put the remotes back?


You need to get your own place lil
Jun 25 2020 6:29AM
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SEABURN
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B.AussieSitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.


sorry to hear that. Hope your dad makes it through. Jobs come and go, right now may suck, but it will get better in time.

I lost my Dad, a close friend, and was furloughed within two weeks in March... I'm getting through it, you can too!
Jun 25 2020 1:12PM
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theabortionator
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B.AussieSitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.


Fuck!!!! Damn. Hope he pulls through and you job doesn't give you the boot.
Jun 25 2020 1:30PM
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oldmanski
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B.AussieSitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.

Hope the best for your dad and family, support each other. As for the job, doors close but it brings you to new doors that open.
SEABURNsorry to hear that. Hope your dad makes it through. Jobs come and go, right now may suck, but it will get better in time.

I lost my Dad, a close friend, and was furloughed within two weeks in March... I'm getting through it, you can too!

Damn, sorry to hear. Only place to go is up when you are rock bottom.

Good vibes sent to the two of you and families. Hang in there, NS fam is always here. Hit any of us up if you need to talk about anything.
Jun 25 2020 2:11PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Whelp

**This post was edited on Jun 25th 2020 at 6:59:54pm
Jun 25 2020 2:40PM
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theabortionator
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DolerogadoYou need to get your own place lil


2 of the roommates just left for the midwest. Thought they were leaving for a week. Its 2 weeks. Pretty stoked.

Im here exactly 5 more weeks and the next 2 will be pretty mellow hopefully. Still have 1 roommate but she more likely to be gone at different points.

Personal space and some friggin quiet for the win.
Jun 25 2020 2:58PM
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OregonDead
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B.AussieSitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.


vibes that sucks
Jun 25 2020 4:43PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Prayers for your dad!
B.AussieSitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.
Jun 25 2020 4:55PM
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Mingg
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B.AussieSitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.


❤️❤️ thinking of you! I hope all works out.
Jun 27 2020 9:33AM
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Jpurd
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B.AussieSitting in the ICU waiting room waiting to see whether my dad is going to survive and get a ping from the fianncial review telling me that 700 people in my company are getting fired. So turns out if I get a calendar invite by 6pm I am gone. When it rains it pours I guess.


Hope everything went/is going well
Jun 27 2020 10:57PM
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theabortionator
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Shallow shady people still suck on a bunch of droogz fyi. Thumbs up
Jun 28 2020 6:22AM
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theabortionator
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Ill fight you in karaoke or good looks.
Jun 28 2020 6:38AM
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theabortionator
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Roommate who's pretty basic/dumb having domestic on the phone from the living room.super chill.


Also Karen neighbor called the cops yesterday for skating at like 800. We were done at 9:04. Sunset was pink tll 950 ish. She yelled at us again last night. Its the fucking weekend and summer. Fuck off bitch
Jun 29 2020 5:57PM
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PeppermillReno
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theabortionatorRoommate who's pretty basic/dumb having domestic on the phone from the living room.super chill.


Also Karen neighbor called the cops yesterday for skating at like 800. We were done at 9:04. Sunset was pink tll 950 ish. She yelled at us again last night. Its the fucking weekend and summer. Fuck off bitch


You should get an amp and mic and extension cord and blast your roommates domestic argument outside karens apt.

That would be awesome.
Jun 29 2020 8:20PM
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theabortionator
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PeppermillRenoYou should get an amp and mic and extension cord and blast your roommates domestic argument outside karens apt.

That would be awesome.


Solving 2 problems with one mic. I like this
Jun 29 2020 8:54PM
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theabortionator
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RIP Doctor tots. Was just thinkin about you yesterday Zach. Didn't realize today was 3 years since you passed. Hell of a shredder and rad dude. Sucks that a shitty jump built by shitty people, and left unsafe blew your kneed out and sent things down hill.

Fuck unsafe parks. Build decent shit or gtfo. Everyone makes mistakes but if park crew says it's sketchy, and it causes 3 serious injuries in a weekend, you should probably fucking fix it.

RIP Zach. Hope you're shredding somewhere my dude!


Too many friggin people gone way too soon. Kinda sucks growing up and realizing that that shit is going to keep happening. RIP
Jun 29 2020 9:57PM
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richieskis
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I fucking hate it here I’ll never be able to come out because I have a stupid fucking homophobic dad I hate this house
Jun 29 2020 10:08PM
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PeppermillReno
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richieskisI fucking hate it here I’ll never be able to come out because I have a stupid fucking homophobic dad I hate this house


Maybe he won’t care. Just bring your bf over and don’t tell pops your dating.
Jun 29 2020 10:34PM
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Jpurd
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richieskisI fucking hate it here I’ll never be able to come out because I have a stupid fucking homophobic dad I hate this house

Damn, sorry to here this. I'm not in your position but fuck your dad for being homophobic. I hope you find a way to let him know and be yourself with him.
Jun 29 2020 10:41PM
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richieskis
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Haha I wish I could but he is a total prejudiced idiot and I doubt he would love or respect me if he found out that I liked dudes
JpurdDamn, sorry to here this. I'm not in your position but fuck your dad for being homophobic. I hope you find a way to let him know and be yourself with him.
Jun 29 2020 10:57PM
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theabortionator
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richieskisHaha I wish I could but he is a total prejudiced idiot and I doubt he would love or respect me if he found out that I liked dudes


I never know if there are for real or like "I'm 12 and I'm saying things to try and troll" but I feel ya. My sister outed me to my mom and my bullshit racist homophobic home town outed me to my dad soon after. Idk, used to be a super core group of gay skiers on here. There's a lot more gay people in skiing then you think, it's unfortunate that the industry is still behind the times enough that people are scared to come out.

As far as parents that's a dicey issue. If you're under 18 and can't leave that's a big deal. Be careful and choose your words. Sometime it's worth it to wait till college or post home life to come out fully. It's up to you though. It's 2020, there's mad support everywhere. Things aren't perfect, but they're better then they've ever been. If you're an adult and wanna get sendy, do it, there's plenty of people that support you regardless. Best of luck. If you ever need to chat or vent about any of that shit, I'm on this website far too much and I have a decent amount of time to waste.

Best of luck!
Jun 30 2020 2:58AM
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OregonDead
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richieskisI fucking hate it here I’ll never be able to come out because I have a stupid fucking homophobic dad I hate this house

Good luck man. I have a coworker that waited until his college graduation and his parents have not said a word to him since then. Sad but also a smart move for him to take as much financial support as possible first since he knew how they would react. Do your own thing though. I work in college financial aid and I can assure there are ways that you can afford college on your own. Go ahead and reach out to me if you get to the point of having a how do I get financial aid without my parents type question
Jun 30 2020 9:38AM
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Mingg
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The grade cut off for an A is a 96. I got a 95.25. I needed one more question right on my final to get an A. I’m so fucking mad. And I know an A- is fine but I don’t like fine. I wanted a damn A lol.
Jun 30 2020 11:34AM
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theabortionator
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I was too lazy to cook ribs or find other food so I kept drinking and didnt eat. Feeling a lil ssd this morning lol.
Jun 30 2020 12:34PM
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CatdickBojangles
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theabortionatorI was too lazy to cook ribs or find other food so I kept drinking and didnt eat. Feeling a lil ssd this morning lol.


You need a smoker my friend, set that shit and forget about it then 12 hours later you have the most delicious ribs you've ever had.
Jun 30 2020 1:16PM
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theabortionator
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CatdickBojanglesYou need a smoker my friend, set that shit and forget about it then 12 hours later you have the most delicious ribs you've ever had.

Actually might try this today
Jun 30 2020 1:18PM
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CatdickBojangles
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theabortionatorActually might try this today


I got one a few weeks ago and love it. I made the best brisket I've ever had. Took 16 hours but god damn.
Jun 30 2020 1:23PM
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Non_State_Actor
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People that don't return shopping carts to the designated area should be publicly flogged.
Jun 30 2020 8:49PM
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GayWolf420
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mystery3People that don't return shopping carts to the designated area should be publicly flogged.

especially with the ability to park sometimes right next to the cart return corral or somewhere near it
Jun 30 2020 8:51PM
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OregonDead
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goddamn NS app always crashes right when I am about to hit post reply goddammit
Jun 30 2020 10:44PM
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Bdoobz
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MinggThe grade cut off for an A is a 96. I got a 95.25. I needed one more question right on my final to get an A. I’m so fucking mad. And I know an A- is fine but I don’t like fine. I wanted a damn A lol.

I feel this
Jun 30 2020 11:18PM
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Mingg
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BdoobzI feel this

I feel like a jerk complaining about it because realistically an A- won’t kill me(it’s actually great but I cant convince myself that it’s good enough for me) but it also sucks to get SO close. And I know a lot of people struggle with school who would kill for an A- or even a B. And I honestly do awful school setting wise, so I get it but also I kind feel like I didn’t do my best. Idk. It’s weird to explain. My friend got an 81 and she was SO stoked just to pass and I was genuinely happy for her and proud of her. I did objectively better but like it wasn’t enough? But I swear like I was genuinely, genuinely happy for her 81. but I can’t be happy about my 95 point something lol Idk. yay perfectionism or whatever this is lol
Jun 30 2020 11:32PM
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CLQ
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The fucking mods on this site love to abuse their powers
Jun 30 2020 11:45PM
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Titus69
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CLQThe fucking mods on this site love to abuse their powers

Should we defund them?
Jun 30 2020 11:54PM
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Lonely
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Titus69Should we defund them?


I think so.
Jun 30 2020 11:56PM
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Mingg
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Titus69Should we defund them?

Agreed. 0 times anything is still 0
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