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The most epic piss or shit

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Jeebus.
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Where was the greatest shit or piss you ever took? For me its was off of the top of the royal gorge down into the river below.
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11 years ago
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
In ur mom's butt.

Na my best piss was the fact that it was about a minute and 30 seconds long
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52334 - Karma: 170,857
I took a shit in op's pillow case
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
I once poo'd up a mans urethra
11 years ago
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gRAPEFRUIT
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El_Barto.I once poo'd up a mans urethra


Evidence of him engaging in MM anal sex.
11 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 22,810
the shit i took in OP's sister
11 years ago
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Mingg
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I know a guy who took a piss out his window while driving. Does that count?
11 years ago
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maximiliaan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yURnTOqKl8
11 years ago
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hippy.
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MinggI know a guy who took a piss out his window while driving. Does that count?

thats weak. When I was like 11 or 12 I was visiting the worlds biggest basket or some shit and it was closed that day so my mom, my brother, and I snuck in to get a picture next to it or something and I had to piss so I peed in the grass and it turns out there was a camera right in front of my penis so security came and kicked us out...security must of been horrified when some tween's acorn sized dick appeared on the camera screens haahahahaha get rekt m8
11 years ago
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Jeebus.
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theabortionatorI took a shit in op's pillow case


Was that you? I've been meaning to thank you, its got the consistency of a temperpedic pillow!
11 years ago
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caderobinson
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I've pissed off the lift before. Hasnt everybody though?
11 years ago
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fupaface
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I've always wanted to climb a tall tree, sit on the branch with my butthole hanging off and take a nice ole shit. if nothing else, i feel like a shit falling 25-30 feet to the ground would just be an interesting sound.
11 years ago
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Kooky_Lukey
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I really nurtured this turd. He was very special.

11 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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I shit into one of these



while riding in the back of one of these

11 years ago
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special-J
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I haven't shit in 10 days, 2 bottles of magnesium citrate did nothing, an enema at the ER did nothing, and I now have 4 liters of the pre-colonoscopy stuff to drink in the morning. So mine will probably be tomorrow around noon
11 years ago
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SFB
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one time in middle school, i was biking home from my friends house at night, so there was no one around, and i really had to go pee. but i didnt really want to get off my bike and go in the bushes so i tried to pee while still biking. needless to say i urinated all over myself.
11 years ago
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E__
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OP I would like to hear the story on yours...
11 years ago
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uyghur
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I peed into the grand canyon, I felt very regal
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
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special-JI haven't shit in 10 days, 2 bottles of magnesium citrate did nothing, an enema at the ER did nothing, and I now have 4 liters of the pre-colonoscopy stuff to drink in the morning. So mine will probably be tomorrow around noon


If this is legit please video tape your shit and post it here.
11 years ago
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Jeebus.
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El_Barto.If this is legit please video tape your shit and post it here.


11 years ago
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rememberscott
Posts: 1291 - Karma: 5,198
once I climbed up a ham radio tower and took a shit at the top. It bounced off of the metal bars and split into a bunch of smaller poop particles. no one ever found out about it.
11 years ago
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