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Z-PAULY.
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k so i had this sick vape. it was 300$, much smaller than an iphone and very discrete. my mom found it and i really want it back. help give me ideas that might work to get her to give it back to me. (ive already searched her closet). my mom is kinda chill but not chill enough to openly let her son smoke.

i realize it is illegal in my state (UT) so please just try restraining the "maybe you shouldnt smoke" remarks and actually post things useful.

So in all please help with ideas to help me get it back
Jun 23 2014 10:03PM
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DGski
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What kind of vape is it
Jun 23 2014 10:05PM
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SFB
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sorry dude, your mom already told the FBI and your probably looking at life in guantanamo bay. your best option is probably suicide
Jun 23 2014 10:07PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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how old are you?
Jun 23 2014 10:08PM
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op14
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SFBsorry dude, your mom already told the FBI and your probably looking at life in guantanamo bay. your best option is probably suicide


Damn does this happen to everyone who smokes pot?
Jun 23 2014 10:08PM
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FreedGucci
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mmccarthy14Damn does this happen to everyone who smokes pot?


No just you
Jun 23 2014 10:09PM
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.Rybak.
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Idk man. Just use an apple.
Jun 23 2014 10:10PM
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Z-PAULY.
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DGskiWhat kind of vape is it


Pax by Ploom. and aw shit guys im already tying my rope to hang myself oh shucks
Jun 23 2014 10:11PM
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op14
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Z-PAULY.Pax by Ploom. and aw shit guys im already tying my rope to hang myself oh shucks


ive seen that thing. Is it only for oil or can you use herbs in there (legal smoking herbs of course)
Jun 23 2014 10:15PM
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Z-PAULY.
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mmccarthy14ive seen that thing. Is it only for oil or can you use herbs in there (legal smoking herbs of course)

only herbs (but only the legal ones. illegal ones dont work because the governments new technology in the PAX) homie and it is AMAZING. if you are looking into one id definitely reccomend snagging a PAX by Ploom
Jun 23 2014 10:18PM
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theabortionator
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Tell her that you'll kill yourself if she doesn't give it back. Leave a dead cat in her bed to let her know she doesn't scare you.

If that fails buy some rock and start smoking that. Once she sees you smoking crack she'll realize how much better it was when you were just smoking weed and give it back.

If that fails call the cops and tell them your mom stole your stash.

Next time get your shawshank on and make a bible stash



Or find a better hiding spot. Clean your own room, do your own laundry and tell her to nicely to stay out of your shit.
Jun 23 2014 10:19PM
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op14
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Z-PAULY.only herbs (but only the legal ones. illegal ones dont work because the governments new technology in the PAX) homie and it is AMAZING. if you are looking into one id definitely reccomend snagging a PAX by Ploom


300 is kind of a stetch but i might. I was contemplating getting the magic flight box. ANy experience with that?
Jun 23 2014 10:21PM
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.FRY.
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buy another one and tell her no matter how many times she takes it away you'll just get a new one
Jun 23 2014 10:22PM
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Z-PAULY.
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mmccarthy14300 is kind of a stetch but i might. I was contemplating getting the magic flight box. ANy experience with that?


its sick and fun but the pax is worth the 300 i think. just dont let your mom find it.... the mflb (magic flight box) is good and works but you have to push the battery into it as you may know and the battery gets hot and burns your thumb and it hurts your thumb and strains your hand because of how hard it is to push the battery in
Jun 23 2014 10:24PM
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Z-PAULY.
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.FRY.buy another one and tell her no matter how many times she takes it away you'll just get a new one


probably what im going to do just 300$ each time is a bit steep
Jun 23 2014 10:25PM
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.Rybak.
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Yeah especially if its smaller than an iphone...

Just keep it in your backpack or something and put it in a corner that she never looks. Or put it in your car. Its not that hard. Ubless if shes super nosy.
Jun 23 2014 10:28PM
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Z-PAULY.
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i do my own laundry and have been for the past 2 1/2 years. today it was exactly where i usually hide it: in my dirty laundry.....
Jun 23 2014 10:31PM
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Wampire
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Z-PAULY.k so i had this sick vape. it was 300$,


$300?


why?
Jun 23 2014 10:32PM
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.Rybak.
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I bought the collectors edition for call of duty world at war back whenever that came out. It came in a tin case pretty much with like a cantine thing inside of it. I just took that out and threw things I needed to hide in there because no one touched it. I dont use it anymore though because I broke it and lost it while drinking "juice"
Jun 23 2014 10:32PM
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Z-PAULY.
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Wampire$300?


why?


breh because its SICK lol. just kidding i wanted something reliable and very well at doing what its supposed to do. (and it is)
Jun 23 2014 10:35PM
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Z-PAULY.
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Wampire$300?


why?


breh because its SICK lol. just kidding i wanted something reliable and very well at doing what its supposed to do. (and it is)
Jun 23 2014 10:35PM
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El_Barto.
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What a terrible hiding spot. Got a floor vent? Put it in a sealed container and store it in there.

Have a desktop? Open up the case and put it in there.

I could find 10 better hiding spots in like 5 minutes than in your dirty laundry. Retard
Jun 23 2014 10:39PM
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theabortionator
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Z-PAULY.i do my own laundry and have been for the past 2 1/2 years. today it was exactly where i usually hide it: in my dirty laundry.....


Honestly what a dumb fucking place to hide it though. I don't know what your relationship is with your mom but she might have had a few clothes to wash and just decided to throw a load in for you. You couldn't find anything better? Especially if it's so small?

Stick it under a book shelf put a attached a stash spot to the bottom of your box spring I could think of a bunch of ideas. The chances of her touching your laundry are much higher than moving your book shelf or flipping your bed upside down.

INB4 OP just got really high and lost/misplaced it.
Jun 23 2014 10:42PM
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Z-PAULY.
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El_Barto.What a terrible hiding spot. Got a floor vent? Put it in a sealed container and store it in there.

Have a desktop? Open up the case and put it in there.

I could find 10 better hiding spots in like 5 minutes than in your dirty laundry. Retard


but dude no put downs. this is a learning area that doesnt tolerate bullies and hooligans like you.
Jun 23 2014 10:43PM
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El_Barto.
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Z-PAULY.but dude no put downs. this is a learning area that doesnt tolerate bullies and hooligans like you.


Im trying to help you brah. I gave you two legit hiding spots where she would never find it. Like never ever ever find it. Your laundry is a retarded spot
Jun 23 2014 10:45PM
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Wampire
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Z-PAULY.but dude no put downs. this is a learning area that doesnt tolerate bullies and hooligans like you.

man you are a huge cock
Jun 23 2014 10:45PM
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Z-PAULY.
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yea i have a big cock hahahahahahaha lol at you homie
Jun 23 2014 10:55PM
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SFB
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Z-PAULY.but dude no put downs. this is a learning area that doesnt tolerate bullies and hooligans like you.


nice hiding place retard
Jun 23 2014 11:28PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Tell her it was someone else's and that you need to give it back to them or else you owe them a ton of money. Then just keep it
Jun 23 2014 11:32PM
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Peter.
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SFBnice hiding place retard




you tell him

what a dummie
Jun 23 2014 11:34PM
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El_Barto.
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scott.studerTell her it was someone else's and that you need to give it back to them or else you owe them a ton of money. Then just keep it


That plan is dumb enough it might just work and OP is retarded enough he might just try it
Jun 23 2014 11:35PM
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gapersarefriends
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Z-PAULY.k so i had this sick vape


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Jun 23 2014 11:40PM
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Da_Buddha
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Jun 24 2014 12:06AM
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.FRY.
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Da_Buddha



damn straight
Jun 24 2014 12:08AM
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caucasian_chad
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"Maybe you shouldn't buy expensive pieces when you live with your mom" remark.
Jun 24 2014 12:11AM
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no_steeze
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The most helpful thing is to not be 15 years old
Jun 24 2014 12:13AM
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hippy.
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hey man well since youre on the fbi most wanted list and a search warrant is pending to raid your house and find your weed can i have your vape??
Jun 24 2014 12:14AM
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.FRY.
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go away yoski
Jun 24 2014 1:43PM
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lIllI
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God parents are such conformist sheep. Blast Linkin Park and kick your mom in the throat.
Jun 24 2014 3:20PM
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Brule.
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lIllIGod parents are such conformist sheep. Blast Linkin Park and kick your mom in the throat.


I just lost it so hard.
Jun 24 2014 3:39PM
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[tk]
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Camelbak bladder. They'll never expect it and it's air tight so it won't be smelly
Jun 24 2014 3:43PM
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[tk]
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Z-PAULY.its sick and fun but the pax is worth the 300 i think. just dont let your mom find it.... the mflb (magic flight box) is good and works but you have to push the battery into it as you may know and the battery gets hot and burns your thumb and it hurts your thumb and strains your hand because of how hard it is to push the battery in


OP has baby hands. Doesn't burn you at all and you barely have to push it in. Seriously, the MFLB is where its at. Definitely not for partying though. More than 2 people and it takes a while to get high.

[tk]Camelbak bladder. They'll never expect it and it's air tight so it won't be smelly


For next time I mean. Best advice is to tell them you'll sell it/give it back to the "real" owner. One time my parents took my pipe and I told them it was a friends who they didn't know, they proceeded to drive me to said friend's house and watched me hand it off. Voila, friend gave me the pipe back like that.
Jun 24 2014 3:51PM
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Z-PAULY.
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[tk]OP has baby hands. Doesn't burn you at all and you barely have to push it in. Seriously, the MFLB is where its at. Definitely not for partying though. More than 2 people and it takes a while to get high.



yes this is correct it did take a while for the battery to actually burn me and the strain in my hand could be because of past injuries to tendons in my hands and thumbs. but ive heard a few others also say that it was hard to push in also. and yes My PAX was way fun for groups of about 5. your can put it in party mode where it just is constantly heating up more and more and the fun just keeps going!
Jun 24 2014 5:32PM
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Z-PAULY.
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oh and i also found my vape and took it back! (had to search her closet) but i did leave behind a pretty nice grinder because its better to replace that than a 300$ vape (obviously) and if its still there in a few days ill snag it.
Jun 24 2014 5:34PM
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.Rybak.
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Z-PAULY.oh and i also found my vape and took it back! (had to search her closet) but i did leave behind a pretty nice grinder because its better to replace that than a 300$ vape (obviously) and if its still there in a few days ill snag it.


Why in gods name would you leave the fucking grinder? That would probably just make it worse because your mom would know for sure that you searched her closet.
Jun 24 2014 7:33PM
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Sno.
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I didn't read the rest of the thread, but in high school my brother used this maneuver and it worked:

they found a bunch of weed, and said they flushed it down the toilet. He said it wasn't his, and if he didn't give it back to who it belonged to he would either owe the person a shit ton of money, or get knifed.

It was of course, a lie--both my brother's story and the weed being flushed-- my brother was a piece of shit for doing that, but they gave it back to "protect" him.
Jun 24 2014 7:54PM
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Brule.
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Z-PAULY.OP has baby hands. Doesn't burn you at all and you barely have to push it in. Seriously, the MFLB is where its at. Definitely not for partying though. More than 2 people and it takes a while to get high.



yes this is correct it did take a while for the battery to actually burn me and the strain in my hand could be because of past injuries to tendons in my hands and thumbs. but ive heard a few others also say that it was hard to push in also. and yes My PAX was way fun for groups of about 5. your can put it in party mode where it just is constantly heating up more and more and the fun just keeps going!


Nice quoting skills, dingus.
Jun 24 2014 10:50PM
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GeorgiaJibber
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i hide all of my shit in my ski jackets, there is no reason for my parents to look through my ski shit when its summer....
Jun 24 2014 11:25PM
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