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Funniest ways you've made money

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Garebear
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what are some funny ways that you guys have made some $$ before?

here's mine:
a couple years back a few of my friends wanted pocket pussies but couldn't because their parents wouldn't let them. so i bought a couple of them online and sold them to my friends in person at about double the price that i ordered them for. lel
Jun 22 2014 11:55PM
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kingsskier
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KazabazuaThat was the most ghetto shit I've ever heard, you must live in a trailer park. Howdy friend!


Exactly. If you want to be sketchy for easy weed money; buy twice as much as you need, sell half to your friends (when you buy in bulk, you make about 2:1 when you break it down into small bags). Basically get your shit free every time.
Jun 24 2014 12:22AM
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mr_grom
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Sold my piss to kids who have had to take drug tests.. Made $110 in 2 days charging $10 a person.
Jun 24 2014 12:26AM
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Garebear
Posts: 378 - Karma: 4,908
mr_gromSold my piss to kids who have had to take drug tests.. Made $110 in 2 days charging $10 a person.


would be funny if your piss failed the drug tests lol
Jun 24 2014 12:27AM
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special-J
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I just took the bindings off my season-old punx (let's say $25 value) and was at the counter of my shop when some guy walks in and goes "damn those things are nice, what do you want for em?" Before I can answer he says he'll trade me some subwoofers. Expecting some shitty broken subs, we go out to his car and he shows me a set of 12" Kickers in a ported box with a 1000 watt amp on the back. Obviously I play it cool and go "eh.. yeah I'll do it" and walk away with a $500+ setup for basically free.

I then sold it all to a friend for $150 because I'm real fucking nice
Jun 24 2014 12:52AM
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RicDeLorenzi
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I was at Les Deux Alpes and the last day of camp we ski in swimming suit cause it was the birthday of a friend of mine... At the end of the morning some guys asked if they can do a photo with the girls and we said they had to pay 5€ to take it... Well... They paid
Jun 24 2014 5:14PM
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Garebear
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RicDeLorenziI was at Les Deux Alpes and the last day of camp we ski in swimming suit cause it was the birthday of a friend of mine... At the end of the morning some guys asked if they can do a photo with the girls and we said they had to pay 5€ to take it... Well... They paid


haha that's pretty desperate of them
Jun 24 2014 5:21PM
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erica
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For a couple summers I got $300 /week to "nanny" a 14 & 15 year old
Jun 25 2014 12:24AM
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SFB
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ERICA.MNFor a couple summers I got $300 /week to "nanny" a 14 & 15 year old

thats what im doing this summer, best job i have ever had.
Jun 25 2014 12:30AM
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El_Barto.
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SFBthats what im doing this summer, best job i have ever had.


You cant nanny for people older than you
Jun 25 2014 12:36AM
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SFB
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El_Barto.You cant nanny for people older than you

i know, but ther parents feel bad for me and pay me 2 eat glue at thier house
Jun 25 2014 12:41AM
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El_Barto.
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SFBi know, but ther parents feel bad for me and pay me 2 eat glue at thier house


#assburgers
Jun 25 2014 12:50AM
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Bateman
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This norwegian bet 100 NOK (approx $20) that someone would get bit this FIFA world cup. needless to say he won 17 000 NOK, approximately $2800.
Jun 25 2014 1:26PM
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JordanButtfart
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KazabazuaThat was the most ghetto shit I've ever heard, you must live in a trailer park. Howdy friend!


Jun 25 2014 3:14PM
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daannnnieel
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kingsskierExactly. If you want to be sketchy for easy weed money; buy twice as much as you need, sell half to your friends (when you buy in bulk, you make about 2:1 when you break it down into small bags). Basically get your shit free every time.


This gets really annoying for various reasons, and I really wouldn't recommend it unless you want to be, "that guy." Mostly everyone I have seen get into this game have either got out with a shit kicking or a massive debt, not only that and having people text you for drugs around the clock fucking sucks.
Jun 25 2014 3:46PM
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.lencon
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This chick I kinda know(like know who she is but don't know her) she tweets about smoking weed or something. I text her and tell her weed is bad for you and it's really low. Then like 5 min later I send a pic of a stick of p-tex in my mouth with smoke coming off the end..told her it's safe and shit and told her it lasts long and basically praised ptex as a drug..anyway I sold her one stock for like $50...people said I was a jerk for doing that but you know how the old saying goes "others small brains means your big wallets."
Jun 26 2014 9:21PM
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Garebear
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Grizzly.ButtahThis chick I kinda know(like know who she is but don't know her) she tweets about smoking weed or something. I text her and tell her weed is bad for you and it's really low. Then like 5 min later I send a pic of a stick of p-tex in my mouth with smoke coming off the end..told her it's safe and shit and told her it lasts long and basically praised ptex as a drug..anyway I sold her one stock for like $50...people said I was a jerk for doing that but you know how the old saying goes "others small brains means your big wallets."


$50!? you big walleted man!
Jun 27 2014 7:41AM
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THEE_wizard
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I was at the park once with my dad and for some reason he had a bottle of lotion because his hands are REALLY dry, but I don't know why he brought it to the park. So anyway he went to the bathroom and I was sitting there at a table with a bottle of lotion in front of me and this family approached me. They asked if it was sunscreen and if they could use any so I said it was and charged them $3 to use my dad's lotion. They probably got sunburned but, at least I got some $$$. I was like 10 years old so $3 seemed like quite a bit.
Jun 27 2014 10:24AM
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first_rodeo
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sold my "clean urine" to a classmate. it was dirty.
Jun 27 2014 11:27AM
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.lencon
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Garebear$50!? you big walleted man!


Yeah ahha that's like 10 sticks if p tex!
Jun 27 2014 11:43AM
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