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euuuuu...... but i guess it works
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http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=257125
If you can´t read Norwegian. Well I´m sorry, but the device is used for athletes who get drug tested. The penis fake and there´s a pee bag in the underware. Which makes it appear real to drug testers.
A German Newspaper said it was used in Athens.
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you think thats bad? on the pro bike scene they take condoms full of clean urin and insert them into their rectum, they then glue a tub to the bottom of their penis and cover it with hair. when they go to get tested the just open the top of the tube and the pressure on the comdom forces the urin, which is also at body tempature, out. Athlets who cheat are clevar about it.
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I was thinking about selling my clean urin on ebay... do you think anyone would buy it?
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if you were ashton kutcher, maybe
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Who would want Ashton Kutcher's piss?
Not I...
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Craziness
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except at most top pro levels, they use blood tests.... and I don't think they draw the blood from your dong
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good thing i can't read that at all.
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how do they drug test women? i guess they couldn't use that to get by it.
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yah as soon as they took out the penis, the doctor would suspect somethign especiolly if they tried peeing while standing up.
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so when they do a drug test the person has to watch the persons penis/vagina for urin to come out?
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that would be my dream job.
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thats horribly cool
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a lot of athletes put in a cathader, pump clean piss into their bladder and then they actually pee somebody elses pee, and they dont usually watch unless its a super important test then the stand back to back with you so they can tell if your getting a cup out or something
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eww its like a strap-on for men.
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smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
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Tanner is going to need one of those
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hahaha that was so funny. but so bad and gross
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Excuse me, Miss Eliassen, but I have to inquire as to why exactly you're so interested in ways to cheat drug tests? HMMMM? Sounds mighty suspicious to me... You're quite obviously a dope fiend. SHAME! J'ACCUSE!
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haha, austin powers. Funny stuff.
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