Yo Mama!!!

she had me.



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs

ni de mama tai fie ta zou na tain ta me shou 'ni hoa gong gong chi!'



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!

thats chinese for^ ' your mom is so fat that went she walks out side all the kids yell 'hey school bus'



-Nick Martini
Stept Productions
go buy 'to whom it may concern'
Liberty skis
So what?..... So lets dance!

so it was halloween, and i was in a resturant that serves poutine to all the drunk university kids. It was 2 in the morning, i was wasted and stoping in cause i was starving. anyways, some random guy an i get into an argument, and he brings my mom into it. Hes all like, 'yo, im gonna fuck your mom' and i stand up, knocking my chair to the ground and making quite a scene. Then i yell 'MY MOM'S A FELLON!' and the guy was like 'for what?' to which i replied 'ATEMPTED MURDER BITCH!' he shut up right after that.
-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography



--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'

'just make sure all the Jewish kids have rides'

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

^haha





~Phunkin Phatt Phreeriders~

yo mama's so fat, her belt size is 'equator'
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your mom is so poor your tits are real
hahahaha best movie ever
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be

hahahaha apple, thats golden



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs