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My dick wont stay hard

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dirtybanks
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Ok so I got a fucked up problem thats making my life miserable. Whenever I try to have sex I either cant get a boner, it dies when i try putting the condom on, or it just doesnt get hard enough to penetrate.

This has just been happening with this new girl ive been fucking around with. I can always stay hard when i get head for some reason though. I know its not the girl cause she is very attractive and i like her as well. Ive never had this problem before but the last time i had sex was probably 6 months ago. I dont know why the fuck this is happening considering im 18 years old, in good shape, and dont have any health problems.

Even though i cant get hard, if she dry humps me for long enough i can still cum. if that makes any sense...
ive been thinking about what some causes can be so yesterday i quit smoking weed and cigs and im gonna wait 2 weeks and see if it makes a difference. Also i hardly jerk off, maybe once every 2 days. I do drink alot but i dont think thats the problem considering the same thing happens when im sober.

I feel like it cant be a psychological problem since im generally a happy confident person. Im not emotionally attached to any ex girlfriends either. i just graduated highschool so im at a pretty good point in my life and have no worries besides my stupid fucking cock that wont get or stay hard..

Someone please give me some tips on how to resolve this. I really like this girl and i just wanna bone the shit out of her but thats not possible with a flaccid cock. its really scaring me considering im 18 and i still have my whole life ahead of me.

sorry for any misspellings, i have worse things to worry about.
Jun 16 2014 12:36PM
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.Hugo.
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Sorry to tell ya this, but you might like dudes
Jun 16 2014 12:41PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13118 - Karma: 19,089
1. get the blue pill
2. at least you are getting action. thats far more than what Im getting
Jun 16 2014 12:44PM
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JAHBRADOR
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I used to be like you, then i realised i was always a woman at heart and got that shit str8 inverted.
Jun 16 2014 12:46PM
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erikK
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try without condom
Jun 16 2014 12:46PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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.Hugo.Sorry to tell ya this, but you might like dudes


As much as it pains me to agree with this autisic little fuck wad. He's right. You like men.
Jun 16 2014 12:49PM
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bfulmer
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 1,975
It's all in your head.



If you're so worried and insecure about it that you're turning to NS for sympathy/advice, then your problem is that you just need to chill the fuck out.
Jun 16 2014 12:50PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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gRAPEFRUITAs much as it pains me to agree with this autisic little fuck wad. He's right. You like men.


*autistic


DERP!
Jun 16 2014 12:51PM
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S.Ki
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You probably have Aids
Jun 16 2014 12:54PM
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.Hugo.
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gRAPEFRUITAs much as it pains me to agree with this autisic little fuck wad. He's right. You like men.


Get out of here you little pube. Talk to me when youve been here longer than a few months lol
Jun 16 2014 1:01PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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.Hugo.Get out of here you little pube. Talk to me when youve been here longer than a few months lol

shhhhhhhhhh ;]
Jun 16 2014 1:06PM
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skiskate
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Stop thinking about it, if its been 6 months youre probably thinking real hard about being "good" in bed and wanting to impress her. Just stop jerking it completely, go in knowing youre gonna sex her good. And have at it. If not get good at eating pussy
Jun 16 2014 1:10PM
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JAHBRADOR
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.Hugo.Get out of here you little pube. Talk to me when youve been here longer than a few months lol


Why are there so many cocky turbonerds on here that only have like 300 posts?
Jun 16 2014 1:12PM
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.Hugo.
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JAHBRADORWhy are there so many cocky turbonerds on here that only have like 300 posts?


I know. This grapefruit fella acts like hes been on here for years the way he talks shit. I guess the yungins just come in with no fear nowadays
Jun 16 2014 1:21PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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.Hugo.I know. This grapefruit fella acts like hes been on here for years the way he talks shit. I guess the yungins just come in with no fear nowadays


:]
Jun 16 2014 1:22PM
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dirtybanks
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bfulmerIt's all in your head.



If you're so worried and insecure about it that you're turning to NS for sympathy/advice, then your problem is that you just need to chill the fuck out.


Ive fucked other girls before.. so im not gay. Also i feel like it isnt in my head.. when it comes to girls im pretty confident and could care less about how good i am in bed.. i just wanna bust
Jun 16 2014 1:25PM
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Miomo
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bfulmerIt's all in your head.


Which head?
Jun 16 2014 1:27PM
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JAHBRADOR
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MiomoWhich head?


ZIIING!
Jun 16 2014 1:29PM
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JAHpow
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You're probably eating too many burgers n fries
Jun 16 2014 1:31PM
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.Hugo.
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JAHpowYou're probably eating too many burgers n fries


Ya op. Eat more sausage, less roast beef
Jun 16 2014 1:53PM
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JAHBRADOR
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Whoever is downvoting all my posts...plz stop. Its hurting my soul and my karma.
Jun 16 2014 2:01PM
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Rusticles
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Drop the condoms, pull and pray
Jun 16 2014 2:03PM
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bfulmer
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burgernfriesIve fucked other girls before.. so im not gay. Also i feel like it isnt in my head.. when it comes to girls im pretty confident and could care less about how good i am in bed.. i just wanna bust


Confident people generally don't ask the internet for help when it comes to their most private issues.

If it's not in your head then you could be one of the following:

- Pillow Biter
- Fanny Bandit
- Doughnut Puncher
- Bone smuggler
- Cock jockey
- Fudge packer
- Ring raider
- Turd burglar
- Rectal Pioneer
- Anal assassin
- Sausage master
- Chode gobbler
- Not Straight
Jun 16 2014 2:25PM
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ModMommy
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Try different condoms?
Jun 16 2014 3:15PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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RusticlesDrop the condoms, pull and pray


This has never failed. Ever.
Jun 16 2014 3:26PM
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Zimmerman
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On a serious note, if everything you're saying is true, go to your doctor and tell him.
Jun 16 2014 4:27PM
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cool_name
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burgernfriesIve fucked other girls before.. so im not gay.


did they look like dudes?
Jun 16 2014 4:37PM
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vandersteeze
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Stop beating it to porn
Jun 16 2014 5:52PM
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ZachAndCheese
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I would recommend taking the dirt path home. That should fix your problem as it will feel as though you are "batting for the other team".
Jun 16 2014 6:00PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
lol OP LIKES MEN
Jun 16 2014 6:08PM
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Mingg
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Viagra my friend.
Jun 16 2014 6:13PM
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Big.Ole.Diesel
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try having the girl put the condom on for you it might keep your dick hard and then you can hopefully get deep in there
Jun 16 2014 8:31PM
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louie.mirags
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The referenced post has been removed.


I know this a troll thread but sex high is amazing.

OP lay off the opiates and who the fuck wears a condom?!
Jun 16 2014 8:38PM
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GayWolf420
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try eating a few of her farts, that should help
Jun 16 2014 8:41PM
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.FRY.
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burgernfriesAlso i hardly jerk off, maybe once every 2 days.




lololololololol
Jun 16 2014 9:08PM
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lights
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Just get comfortable with the girl, and don't think about it too much. is theres pressure and you start to think about it, it'll keep happening. but just let her know its not her fault and be straight up about it. it'll just work again eventually
Jun 16 2014 9:13PM
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CatBoy
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A purely psychological sexual disorder. One trick is to be getting intimate, but to avoid touching of the genitals. That way, it's sexual, but the focus won't be on whether you have an erection or not. Instead, you'll focus on one another and being in the moment. The idea is to be distracted from your erection (or lack their of), which may in fact enable you to keep one. Happens to a lot of guys.
Jun 16 2014 9:24PM
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FBGM
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burgernfriesIve fucked other girls before.. so im not gay. Also i feel like it isnt in my head.. when it comes to girls im pretty confident and could care less about how good i am in bed.. i just wanna bust


I just want to point out that a) you can fuck as many girls as you want and still be gay, and b) maybe not giving a shit about your performance is part of the problem...
Jun 16 2014 9:34PM
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Momo.
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The only thing you can do is
Jun 16 2014 10:34PM
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acualywasdolan
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Jerking off every 2 days is alot buddy. For me its like twice a year.
Also sometimes i have the same problem when i fuck my gf more than once every couple days
Jun 17 2014 1:45AM
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skiersupreme
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DeebieSkeebiestry eating a few of her farts, that should help


helped me
Jun 17 2014 9:28AM
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dirtybanks
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FBGMI just want to point out that a) you can fuck as many girls as you want and still be gay, and b) maybe not giving a shit about your performance is part of the problem...


umm first of all theres a difference between being gay and bi and second of all im pretty sure i would know if i was attracted to men..
Jun 17 2014 10:58AM
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cool_name
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burgernfriesumm first of all theres a difference between being gay and bi and second of all im pretty sure i would know if i was attracted to men..


Clearly you don't
Jun 17 2014 11:51AM
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whoa-dere
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bfulmer- Turd burglar


lolololololololol
Jun 17 2014 11:59AM
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Chron_Rabbit
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Oh my god I have the same problem

haha jk im not gayyy

Jun 17 2014 3:51PM
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FBGM
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burgernfriesumm first of all theres a difference between being gay and bi and second of all im pretty sure i would know if i was attracted to men..


Are you dumb?
Jun 17 2014 6:54PM
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-emile-
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FBGMAre you dumb?


I think he's just repressing his sexuality ..

it takes time to come to terms with it , don't insult him.
he's not dumb, he's gay.
Jun 17 2014 7:16PM
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skiersupreme
Posts: 1549 - Karma: 4,872
bfulmerConfident people generally don't ask the internet for help when it comes to their most private issues.

If it's not in your head then you could be one of the following:

- Pillow Biter
- Fanny Bandit
- Doughnut Puncher
- Bone smuggler
- Cock jockey
- Fudge packer
- Ring raider
- Turd burglar
- Rectal Pioneer
- Anal assassin
- Sausage master
- Chode gobbler
- Not Straight


lost it at "not straight"
Jun 17 2014 7:19PM
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AT-AT
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Stop watching porn
stop masturbating
and keep calm, be confident.
Jun 17 2014 7:44PM
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Labattski
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Dude that sucks haha, sometimes if you're on certain medications it can mess with getting your boner on. Best of luck man
Jun 17 2014 8:08PM
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