Things to do in Denver?

Obligatory smoke legal weed post.

Things to do in Denver: leave Denver ASAP

Check out the Level 1 store. They have odd hours, but it is definitely worth stopping by. Everyone there is superchill, and they love to talk about what they are working on. You can also pick up some sick gear.

masturbate in a public restroom.

smoke weed in front of a police station

.FRY.smoke weed in front of a police station

Smoking in public is still illegal.

caucasian_chadSmoking in public is still illegal.

Dont mind him, his brain is fryed

.Hugo.Dont mind him, his brain is fryed

Yea, he used to Phillip on J's to Fry his brain

CanukerI'm going to be in Denver

you're dead meat kid

SFByou're dead meat kid

you sfb and gin could always have a hot steamy threesome

rockies games. elitches. lohi store. Level 1 store. bars downtown can be fun in the right spots.

in boulder, pearl street is pretty sick. They've got good shops and street performers and shit.

https://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=659

-MK-https://www.tuscl.net/c.php?CID=659

Shotgun willies or nothing....


Eat some Ethiopian food on Colfax, shit is bombastic.

lots of places to skate

go see concerts in denver/boulder

Bart.ManThings to do in Denver: leave Denver ASAP

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Denver is easily the most interesting city in the us

^what us city would you place ahead of denver? Why dont you like it?

Beat up skinny white upper middle class wannabe thugs hanging around pot shops.

Get a car paying with sexual favors

Go to red rocks and push runners down the stairs

Go to all of the whitewater rafting places along I-70 and sabotage the rafts

Climb a mountain, kill a sheep, and chase small children with the sheeps bloody severed head as a hat

Go pond skimming at A Basin nekked

Go to Cecilia's in breck and get a disease

Smoke weed in a secluded cabin until it is legal to smoke in public

Have sex with a bear

Forget to buy the morning after pill and realize you must get married to the bear

When you are saying your vows at the wedding the bear goes into labor and a beautiful baby man-bear is born

Before you know it you have 5 children in your small cabin and need to get a larger house so you move back to the suburbs

As you continue to produce offspring you start to notice that each one is uglier, more deformed, and shocking than the last

This doesn't stop you and your loving bear wife, you continue reproducing and the neighbors are forced to move out due to the smell and damage caused to the water supply caused by the ever increasing extreme deformities in your children.

When you have reached your 87th child, it is nothing but a grey blob slightly resembling a massive drain clog

After a few days of having this creature in the house your other children quickly die off and you are left with the drain clog man-bear creature left

One night when your wife is asleep you sneak into the creatures room and raise the razor sharp axe over your head

As the blade thuds into the cradle, a the down pillows explode and when the feathers settle, the creature is no where to be found

When you wake up in the morning you see your wife in the doorway with the creature cradled in her arms

This was the last straw, after the incident with Janice in accounting, and with the head of the HOA, Phil, she knew it was time for her to leave.

For 30 years you sulk in your chair in the living room until finally you come to terms with what has happened you step outside into the bright sunlight and walk down to your nearest pot shop

Just for old times sake you decide to give one of the skinny white upper middle class wannabe thugs loitering outside a good old fashioned whipping

It turns into more than just a beating, all of your years of pent up rage is released onto the back of the head, neck, and back of your victim.

As the last drops of rage are spent and you turn over the crippled, lifeless body, you see that he has the face of your deformed drain clog man bear child.

POW!

A bullet through your skull ends your life for good and your ex-bear-wife stands behind you while gently blowing on the barrel of the magnum 44 in her hands.

and that kids, is why you NEVER GO TO COLORADO