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Aim for the bushes

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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
if you had to die doing a trick, what trick would you aim for the bushes.

mine:
either
a fucking huge and slow rodeo 5 japan
or
an even bigger cork 3 tweaked safety
or
layed backy
Jun 14 2014 3:13PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
octuple backflip with a grap
Jun 14 2014 3:18PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,588
Never heard anyone say aim for the bushes.


Obviously would bust out a giant triple or quad. I would try and land it. If it didn't kill me I'd try it again until it did or I stomped it. If I still wanted to die I'd go for something even bigger.

Would make sure there was a do not resuscitate first though.
Jun 14 2014 3:27PM
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mik0tsi
Posts: 252 - Karma: 2,538
try to be the first to huck for a quad flat and if i am still alive try to one up it.
Jun 14 2014 3:56PM
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Miomo
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180
Jun 14 2014 4:15PM
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Erikgorn
Posts: 369 - Karma: 1,844
Switch 9 on chads...
Jun 14 2014 4:29PM
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brov1
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 8,837
"aim for the bushes" - a quote from other guys where two detectives jump off of a 20 story building to catch a criminal
Jun 14 2014 5:24PM
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kshaughn
Posts: 509 - Karma: 4,568
theabortionatorNever heard anyone say aim for the bushes.


It is from The Other Guys.
Jun 14 2014 5:29PM
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kshaughn
Posts: 509 - Karma: 4,568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epI36-fRvEU
Jun 14 2014 5:31PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,588
kshaughnIt is from The Other Guys.


never heard of it
Jun 14 2014 5:31PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Switch flat 7 japan as slow and smooth as I can off a mega booter.
Jun 14 2014 5:35PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Switch flat 7 japan as slow and smooth as I can off a mega booter.
Jun 14 2014 5:35PM
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-WZ-
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superman frontflip but i wont flip
Jun 14 2014 5:54PM
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gotti
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theabortionatornever heard of it


well you sir are out of ze loop
Jun 14 2014 8:00PM
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TomDavies
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it would be difficult to die doing a japan 5
Jun 14 2014 8:46PM
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E__
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Katniss_Everdeenit would be difficult to die doing a japan 5


Off a 100ft cliff onto rocks. Dead.
Jun 14 2014 9:06PM
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skiersupreme
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switch triple flat would be nuts
Jun 14 2014 10:23PM
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HORK
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Admit this is a spin off of my "Would you" thread. ;)
Jun 14 2014 10:47PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51667 - Karma: 162,588
khornickAdmit this is a spin off of my "Would you" thread. ;)


one noob calling out another noob


Fight fight fight
Jun 14 2014 10:55PM
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270on420out
Posts: 7508 - Karma: 51,058
Gigantic, switch, naked, spread-eagle, backflip........With 5 foot long purple dildos as ski poles.
Jun 14 2014 11:13PM
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lurking
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The switch
Jun 14 2014 11:40PM
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LOLZfajitas
Posts: 393 - Karma: 1,054
i will never die so im not aiming to anything, that's my gardeners job
Jun 14 2014 11:54PM
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TartarSauce
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Laid out backie to flat, in the pipe
Jun 15 2014 8:08AM
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-Dan
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I'll die trying to lip on blind two a jump. Been brainstorming how to do this for years with little success.
Jun 15 2014 9:17AM
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G_B
Posts: 786 - Karma: 3,006
Quad Cosack admiral jackoff nuclear meltdown
Jun 15 2014 10:41AM
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B.Quincy
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zero spin
Jun 15 2014 10:55AM
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JahLiam
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Switch front flip backflip
Jun 15 2014 11:12AM
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gerbear
Posts: 435 - Karma: 397
theabortionatorone noob calling out another noob


Fight fight fight


I don't think you can call noobs out in a thread where you missed the punch line completely.. Just bow out gracefully.
Jun 15 2014 11:27AM
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gimmiedatpow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86Rn4jETVk
Jun 15 2014 2:56PM
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Sir.Steezealot
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Straight air jump, wild gaper appears mid air, decapitates me with left ski, as I hurtle to earth a giant pit opens up consisting of Mortal Combat like spikes, in my last second of consciousness I see the grim reaper appear with a sign that says "Check yo self befo yo wreck yo self." The pit closes and my body is never found, investigation concludes aliens as only explanation for my death. Gaper survives and becomes successful politician.
Jun 15 2014 3:00PM
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theabortionator
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gerbearI don't think you can call noobs out in a thread where you missed the punch line completely.. Just bow out gracefully.


You're a noob, bitch. Admit it.


And you don't know anything about me fool.


YOLO SWAG


#TO THE MOON
Jun 15 2014 3:14PM
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El_Barto.
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theabortionatorYou're a noob, bitch. Admit it.


And you don't know anything about me fool.


YOLO SWAG


#TO THE MOON


#neilarmstrongmoonswag
Jun 15 2014 4:52PM
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kylemclean
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,311
Sir.SteezealotStraight air jump, wild gaper appears mid air, decapitates me with left ski, as I hurtle to earth a giant pit opens up consisting of Mortal Combat like spikes, in my last second of consciousness I see the grim reaper appear with a sign that says "Check yo self befo yo wreck yo self." The pit closes and my body is never found, investigation concludes aliens as only explanation for my death. Gaper survives and becomes successful politician.


/thread
Jun 15 2014 6:39PM
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TCuv
Posts: 152 - Karma: 51
switch misty 9 or up
Jun 15 2014 8:28PM
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caucasian_chad
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Well since my name is Chad, it would definitely be over Chad's Gap. Trick TBA.
Jun 15 2014 8:49PM
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JahLiam
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caucasian_chadWell since my name is Chad, it would definitely be over Chad's Gap. Trick TBA.


That's so cool I want to throw up
Jun 15 2014 8:55PM
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brett_fisher
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swich oacow cork 1990 blunt
Jun 15 2014 11:33PM
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whackhouse
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TartarSauceLaid out backie to flat, in the pipe


id to it to flat from the floor to the top of the deck
Jun 16 2014 7:11AM
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Alvaro
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dub flat bow & arrow on the eiger
Jun 16 2014 9:26AM
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Elg
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Lincoln in the pipe, transfering to the other wall, so high Dumont would be proud.
Jun 16 2014 9:34AM
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whackhouse
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gerbearI don't think you can call noobs out in a thread where you missed the punch line completely.. Just bow out gracefully.


noob
Jun 16 2014 9:58PM
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Ski_The802
Posts: 107 - Karma: 484
I'm not sure how to die.
Jun 17 2014 8:39PM
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kylemclean
Posts: 413 - Karma: 1,311
ElgLincoln in the pipe, transfering to the other wall, so high Dumont would be proud.


Same way i would want to die too
Jun 20 2014 4:19PM
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SeaUrchin123
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Cinquental frontflip screamin semen
Jun 20 2014 9:00PM
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c0rkmanJones
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gimmiedatpowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q86Rn4jETVk


Solid contribution my friend
Jun 20 2014 9:05PM
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c0rkmanJones
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probs getting hit by an oncoming snowmobile..... or for a more climactic scenario, getting fucked by the ski patrol
Jun 20 2014 9:06PM
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c0rkmanJones
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with a K2 party pole
Jun 20 2014 9:10PM
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