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MontanaMuggin
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What up guys. Need to change up my liquor game from the old fireball. I like crown but that shit is expensive. I hear Absolut and redbull is good? Or absolut and sprite? What do you guys recommend that won't get me sloppy drunk, but that goes down smooth and is easy on the after burn. And what mixes well with it?
Jun 14 2014 12:46AM
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.Hugo.
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Taaka . No mixer needed
Jun 14 2014 12:49AM
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op14
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Depends what you're drinking for. Socially or just a relaxing night time thing. If socially, absolute and red bull. That'll get you wired.
Jun 14 2014 12:50AM
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Big_Spence
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gin and tonics if you're not a cheapass or underage....both of which clearly apply to you.
Jun 14 2014 12:51AM
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theabortionator
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Mr bostons rum. YEah blah blah rum isn't hard or whatver. Idk I lover rum and I'm poor so I lived off the stuff for too long.


Save money live shitty. I had like a dozen empty handles of that shit on tour. The good life bro
Jun 14 2014 12:54AM
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GrahamGould
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just buy a mason jar of moonshine from some rednecks. Thats the real shit.
Jun 14 2014 12:57AM
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theabortionator
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Phtevenjust buy a mason jar of moonshine from some rednecks. Thats the real shit.


Good call. Especially on those cold early summer/ late summer nights. I try not to fuck with it too much but if it's cold I'll go all out. God bless those rednecks.
Jun 14 2014 12:59AM
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CassiusClay
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Big_Spencegin and tonics if you're not a cheapass or underage....both of which clearly apply to you.


Second the gin and tonic. Gin on the rocks is great as well so long as you've developed taste for gin. Also, moonshine, but start with a flavored shine or you'll be breathing fiery gas fumes for a few days.
Jun 14 2014 1:28AM
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acualywasdolan
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jager or fireball are good for shots. Bloody marys are my fav mixed drink cuz im a gaping sandy bleeding vagina
Jun 14 2014 1:30AM
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SFB
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gasoline
Jun 14 2014 1:31AM
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TheGreenBastard
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Jun 14 2014 1:45AM
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Willard
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Chilling out maxing relaxing all cool while sipping some gin and tonics or some Svedka with a bit of seltzer and grapefruit on the blinged out ice fo sho
Jun 14 2014 1:54AM
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Astomp
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WillardChilling out maxing relaxing all cool while sipping some gin and tonics or some Svedka with a bit of seltzer and grapefruit on the blinged out ice fo sho


this

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gin and tonic + lime or vodka tonic + lime won't shhhhmammer you up to quickly.

can't ever argue with orange soda and vodka either.
Jun 14 2014 4:46AM
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Ribss.
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Liquor?



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You mean LSD right?
Jun 14 2014 5:24AM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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My personal favorites
Gin+juice+ginger-ale
Rye+ginger-ale
I could drink R&G's all friggin day
Jun 14 2014 10:12AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Gin+juice is climbing my list

Of course decent rum (Morgans usually)+coke

New Amsterdam (cheap but decent vodka)+Arizona ice tea
Jun 14 2014 11:48AM
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cool_name
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try Malibu rum

this is probably going to get down voted, but seriously the op wants a easy drinking(its coconut flavoured), cheap, hard liquor that wont get him smashed(its like 20%) this is the best option for him

*disclamer people might (me included) poke fun at you for drinking it because it is a 'bitch' drink
Jun 14 2014 7:29PM
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MontanaMuggin
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Thanks a ton guys! Appreciate it
Jun 14 2014 7:38PM
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MontanaMuggin
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Big_Spencegin and tonics if you're not a cheapass or underage....both of which clearly apply to you.


Oh spank me!
Jun 14 2014 7:39PM
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MontanaMuggin
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WillardChilling out maxing relaxing all cool while sipping some gin and tonics or some Svedka with a bit of seltzer and grapefruit on the blinged out ice fo sho


Astompthis

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gin and tonic + lime or vodka tonic + lime won't shhhhmammer you up to quickly.

can't ever argue with orange soda and vodka either.


macinnisMy personal favorites
Gin+juice+ginger-ale
Rye+ginger-ale
I could drink R&G's all friggin day


Granite_StateGin+juice is climbing my list

Of course decent rum (Morgans usually)+coke

New Amsterdam (cheap but decent vodka)+Arizona ice tea


What kind of Gin would you recommend?
Jun 14 2014 7:44PM
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elinde
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cool_nametry Malibu rum

this is probably going to get down voted, but seriously the op wants a easy drinking(its coconut flavoured), cheap, hard liquor that wont get him smashed(its like 20%) this is the best option for him

*disclamer people might (me included) poke fun at you for drinking it because it is a 'bitch' drink


Most Malibu I've seen is like 40%, same as most rum. But I have seen some Malibu liquor that's 20%. That's the one for little girls.
Jun 14 2014 7:52PM
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cool_name
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MontanaMugginWhat kind of Gin would you recommend?

I like Bombay
elindeMost Malibu I've seen is like 40%, same as most rum. But I have seen some Malibu liquor that's 20%. That's the one for little girls.


Ya I was referring to the 20% one, it is absolutely for girls but sounds like what the op is looking for
Jun 14 2014 8:13PM
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ebass
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get apple pie moonshine. it is sold in liquor stores and that shit goes down so easy and tastes great. also gin and tonics are delicious. captain and cokes, pretty much taste like vanilla coke. Also if you're feeling adventurous have a flaming dr pepper. Shot of amaretto, topped off with everclear and lit on fire. then drop it in a glass of light beer and chug. tastes just like dr. pepper.
Jun 14 2014 8:18PM
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louie.mirags
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well whiskey and coke
Jun 14 2014 8:19PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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MontanaMugginWhat kind of Gin would you recommend?


Bombay and only bombay. Shit is delicious.
Jun 14 2014 8:49PM
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ebass
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Granite_StateBombay and only bombay. Shit is delicious.


or new Amsterdam. it tastes very similar to bombay and is really cheap if your looking to save some cash
Jun 14 2014 8:51PM
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arnie_grape
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get sailor jerry if you're not a bitch
Jun 14 2014 8:53PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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ebassor new Amsterdam. it tastes very similar to bombay and is really cheap if your looking to save some cash


They make gin? I drink their vodka during college season and its pretty good for a $10 fifth.
Jun 14 2014 8:53PM
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FreedGucci
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Jim Beam Black, the shit
Jun 14 2014 8:54PM
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ebass
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Granite_StateThey make gin? I drink their vodka during college season and its pretty good for a $10 fifth.


yeah they make gin. was at a friends who had New Amsterdam and bombay, it was really hard to notice a difference. some people even liked the new Amsterdam more. Bombay seems like what you get when you're trying to show off. haha but yeah pick up New Amsterdam, some tonic and limes and lemons. you will not be disappointed
Jun 14 2014 9:02PM
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.frenchy
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red stag
Jun 14 2014 9:04PM
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GayWolf420
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u tryna 2 get bottle, m8?
Jun 14 2014 9:10PM
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Stadtski
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Effen Vodkas the good shit, also check out orphan barrell whiskey. Its hipster stuff but crazy.
Jun 14 2014 9:15PM
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.Hugo.
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Or get dude. Its mtn dew flavored vodka
Jun 14 2014 10:06PM
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last_tango
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Jameson straight from the bottle. Its my preferred drink and if ice is around its nice to have but not necessary.
Jun 14 2014 10:34PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I like fireball, but I have no idea how somebody could consider it one of their standards. That stuff starts to taste terrible if you have too many.
Jun 14 2014 10:40PM
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123+ski
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My friend made us all root beer floats with rum. I had never even heard of that before, but they were awesome and we all got hammered from a few. I made a milkshake with fireball, it was amazing, but hard to get it thick enough.

I would say my go to is rum+coke, a store near me sells rum that is actually drinkable for like $7 a bottle. usually Jaeger bombs before a bigger party/event. I used to drink a lot more whiskey and bourbon, I guess I've just been getting the rum lately because its so cheap.
Jun 14 2014 11:29PM
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Bodhisattva_
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cabdriverget sailor jerry if you're not a bitch


This.


Sailor's + Sweet Tea + splash of orange soda on ice

These will get you unexpectedly hammered though.
Jun 14 2014 11:38PM
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SkierPT
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J.D. honey is pretty tasty. Sweet but not fireball syrup sweet, and a good burn. Its not really that cheap but its good straight.
Jun 14 2014 11:54PM
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no_steeze
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Fireball is brutal. I always drink way too much since it just tastes like cinnamon and it gives the worst hangovers since it's mostly sugar
Jun 14 2014 11:59PM
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Madzzb
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jose quervoooo
Jun 15 2014 1:26AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Madzzbjose quervoooo


I like a girl who likes Tequila
Jun 15 2014 1:27AM
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caucasian_chad
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Do NOT drink large amounts of liquor+energy drink mixed drinks. It is dangerous because the sugar and caffeine in the energy drink counteract the depressant effect of the alcohol which allow you to keep drinking after you should have passed out, which can result in alcohol poisoning. I limit myself to 16oz of energy drink in one night of drinking.

I like to drink Jagermeister. Typically chase with beer, tastes best cold.

I'll also drink pretty much any whiskey. Jameson is one of my favorites to drink straight. Windsor mixes well with ginger ale. Don't buy an expensive whiskey for mixed drinks, it's a waste of money.
Jun 15 2014 2:30AM
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Bodhisattva_
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caucasian_chadDo NOT drink large amounts of liquor+energy drink mixed drinks. It is dangerous because the sugar and caffeine in the energy drink counteract the depressant effect of the alcohol which allow you to keep drinking after you should have passed out, which can result in alcohol poisoning. I limit myself to 16oz of energy drink in one night of drinking.

I like to drink Jagermeister. Typically chase with beer, tastes best cold.

I'll also drink pretty much any whiskey. Jameson is one of my favorites to drink straight. Windsor mixes well with ginger ale. Don't buy an expensive whiskey for mixed drinks, it's a waste of money.


Fuk ya 4 Loko's were responsible for some girls dying at Central Washington U because of the energy drink element in them.


And fuck yeah I like all of your advice. I never chase with anything but beer and Jameson neat is bomb. Good whiskey is best enjoyed neat.

Side note, jusw saw a commercial for Jagermesiter Spice that said "best enjoyed neat" It's just Jager with more cinammon and vanilla flavor.
Jun 15 2014 2:43AM
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daannnnieel
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you can literally never go wrong with a fuck load of beer.


Or sapphire, watch out though gin will sneak up on you when you least want it too.
Jun 15 2014 3:50AM
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caucasian_chad
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ebassget apple pie moonshine. it is sold in liquor stores and that shit goes down so easy and tastes great. also gin and tonics are delicious. captain and cokes, pretty much taste like vanilla coke. Also if you're feeling adventurous have a flaming dr pepper. Shot of amaretto, topped off with everclear and lit on fire. then drop it in a glass of light beer and chug. tastes just like dr. pepper.


If you don't make your own apple pie, you're doing it wrong.

Thizzle.Fuk ya 4 Loko's were responsible for some girls dying at Central Washington U because of the energy drink element in them.


And fuck yeah I like all of your advice. I never chase with anything but beer and Jameson neat is bomb. Good whiskey is best enjoyed neat.

Side note, jusw saw a commercial for Jagermesiter Spice that said "best enjoyed neat" It's just Jager with more cinammon and vanilla flavor.


Yeah I have personal experience with too many energy drinks in one night while drinking. Woke up at like 6am with my heart racing and couldn't stop it. Scary Stuff. But then I got up the next morning and there was a foot of pow on the ground and I ripped all day still drunk from the night before. I wanna buy a shot of Jag Spice in a bar sometime before I invest in a whole bottle to make sure I like it, but it sounds pretty good.
Jun 15 2014 4:00AM
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250r
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goslings black seal and ginger beer for a dark and stormy


herndrick's and tonics are really good too
Jun 15 2014 6:38AM
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Errl
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I feel like an old lady when I say this... but Rumple Minze is delicious.
Jun 15 2014 1:04PM
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Dan-Man
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real men go with a 40oz or
Jun 15 2014 1:11PM
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freestyler540
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Newfoundland Screech Rhum. Its pretty good stuff, might burn a hole in your stomach
Jun 15 2014 1:15PM
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SmotSmoke
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Big_Spencegin and tonics if you're not a cheapass or underage....both of which clearly apply to you.


Word up, thats what I drink if I get alcohol. In general alcohol is gnarly, and I don't understand people that only drink hard alcohol to get completely fucked up, and never drink beer. I can make a nice fifth last two three weeks if I just drink my alcohol occasionally and I even give out gin and tonics. Drinking a fifth every weekend is expensive and that is why I am not blasting though a $40-$80 bottles in one night like some people. Its a waste and makes you feel like piss in the morning. Not worth the $40-$80 in my opinion.

There is a point where it's too much. Gin always treats me well, I mostly drink beers compared to shots because they are more enjoyable in my opinion. Gin and tonics are a whole different story.
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