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my mom thinks i am satan

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thefart
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help me what should i do
Dec 16 2004 10:45PM
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wiglaf
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666 on your forhead
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Dec 16 2004 10:46PM
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Sashac
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Condemn her to hell.
- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'



'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'



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Dec 16 2004 10:46PM
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4frntmorrison
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tell her that u r and that u cast an evil spell on her but be really really really sarcastic about it

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Dec 16 2004 10:46PM
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thefart
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to all of you who think this is a joke it is not she really does
Dec 16 2004 10:47PM
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Sashac
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^ How could your mom really think that you are satan? I don't understand... what did you do?
- Sasha



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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'



'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'



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Dec 16 2004 10:48PM
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Freestyla_01
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Get some little tiny horns on your head, and every day or two, get slightly larger ones until she notices.
And then invite a friend who looks like jesus to come over for dinner and try to solve your guys' problems with each other.
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Dec 16 2004 10:49PM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
we were watching the apprentice finale and i said it would be better if the loser got thier hand chopped off . then my hippie dad got all pissed off and i said he was gay
Dec 16 2004 10:49PM
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lineskier610
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ok no one cares man





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Dec 16 2004 11:04PM
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Anathema
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learn how to walk down the stairs on all four, upsidedown and backwards
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Dec 16 2004 11:06PM
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PowderCanuck
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Best thing you can do is basically tell her it's ridiculous. But don't tell her she's being stupid. That pisses parents off for some reason. Tell em they're being silly. Or just wait a few days. If she doesn't bring an exorcist over you're home free.



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Screw this I'm going skiing
Dec 17 2004 1:13AM
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ScratchCobra66
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i like your username.





What matters is what your doing. Not what they're doing.
Dec 17 2004 5:52AM
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bigdoubler125805y
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'to all of you who think this is a joke it is not she really does'
-that's hilarious

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Dec 17 2004 6:52AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i hate hippies
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Dec 17 2004 9:28AM
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skierdudeguy
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i thought your dad said he was gay. well, your family is fucked up anyway.



I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
Dec 17 2004 9:32AM
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NickMartini
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kill them all with a drill and fish hooks



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Dec 17 2004 10:11AM
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FLGators0621
Posts: 263 - Karma: 10
tell her you're the anti-christ on christmas day.
Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
Dec 17 2004 10:13AM
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Apple
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start to burn big crosses in your front lawn and start to speak in toungs. it will really help convince her that your not satan.
-Thom Savery

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Dec 17 2004 10:25AM
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InfernoHits
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sacrifice a lamb on your back deck and carry the head around, actually don't do that, I like lambs

Dec 17 2004 10:57AM
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221
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STAB HER

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Dec 17 2004 11:23AM
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hoodratz47
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put some shit under her nose while she sleeps.. so she know never to fuck with you ever again





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Dec 17 2004 12:37PM
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proZach
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i hate satan. he tries to bring down the government.
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Dec 17 2004 2:26PM
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hucker22
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recite bible verses about satan, and instead of satan say I
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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
Dec 17 2004 2:55PM
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uuhno
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ask her what she is, if your satan




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Dec 17 2004 3:39PM
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Sashac
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I love how everyone on this site is so good at giving real advice.
I think you should just tell her that's a ridiculous idea... really calmly.
- Sasha



Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'



'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'



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Dec 17 2004 3:49PM
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LeBlanc
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haha tahts the stupidest thing I have ever heard of, a persons mom thinks her kid is satan...Its just REDICULOUS




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Dec 17 2004 4:15PM
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proZach
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id be like 'mom, I, am Satan. I drink blood and kill things. my goal is to take over the world and destroy Jesus and God.'
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free xbox?or an iPod?
Dec 17 2004 4:18PM
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rhcp
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hmmmm she thinks youre satan for saying someones hand should be chopped off?
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Dec 17 2004 4:34PM
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skiierman
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Go to church you dumb shit.





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Dec 17 2004 5:01PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Tell her that she is crazy and going overboard with some stupid thing you siad/did. Tell her she is over racting as much as parents did about rock and roll.
Dec 17 2004 5:38PM
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General_Shredgnar
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what u do is put talcum thingys in ur pocket, and learn a couple lines of latin, then when they least expect it, at christmas when your about to open a present or something, put the talcum powder in ur mouth, roll around on the floor flailing about, sayin the lines of latin. The foaming mouth-latin-roll works everytime.
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Dec 17 2004 6:20PM
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You should invite a bunch of munchkins over to your house and have them all dressed up in cheap red spandex suits and horns and have them follow you and obey your every command.

-Landis Tanaka
Dec 17 2004 10:12PM
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TweakFreak
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Dec 17 2004 10:40PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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that picture has been posted to many times stop doing it
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Dec 17 2004 10:43PM
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TweakFreak
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noone asked if u liked it
Dec 17 2004 11:25PM
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Forum*
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why would you make a thread that everone will make fun of you
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Dec 17 2004 11:43PM
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404404
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no keep on posting it, its still funny
Dec 18 2004 6:50AM
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rasser
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I would be like 'Sure Im Satan. When you go sleep, I go sacrifacing goats to the pagan gods, put the goat's head on my back and go hunt some bats'

How stoned your mother really is?
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Dec 18 2004 7:21AM
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shrEddie
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are you satan? i.e. are you goth

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Dec 18 2004 6:43PM
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SkiUnit03
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wow thats funny, if my mom thought i was satin i would totally take advantage of it and be all goth and play with her mind... but maybe thats just me









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fuck pussy dick suckin lip
Dec 18 2004 7:19PM
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