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What to bring on a 22 hour flight?

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Atomika09
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Basically flying from London Heathrow to Sydney on an epic journey to my summer season! Cheers for the tips peeps
Jun 13 2014 6:15PM
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.FRY.
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Australia is dope. make sure you say hi to nemo
Jun 13 2014 6:16PM
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El_Barto.
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a bomb
Jun 13 2014 6:16PM
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NPF
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download a season or two of a show you want to watch if you have a laptop.
snacks
Jun 13 2014 6:31PM
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.Hugo.
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Good noise canceling headphones
Jun 13 2014 6:35PM
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theabortionator
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Porn. Ive never gone over 5 hours before but I'm doing a 17 hour flight in a couple weeks.

I'm stoked to finally own some good headphones and buying a fucking laptop. I won't have to listen to any crying babies for once.

Def bring a shit ton of snacks obviously. It fucking blows that you can't bring much liquid through because it's so super duper dangerous. I used to always bring a case of capri sun. Oh well.
Jun 13 2014 6:46PM
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NSwidow
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who are you flying with? Enjoy Aus mate!
Jun 13 2014 6:48PM
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jacksonschor
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El_Barto.a bomb

inb4 NSA
Jun 13 2014 6:54PM
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ModMommy
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Snacks, a good book, gameboy, whatever hand held device you need. But snacks and a blanket for sure.
Jun 13 2014 7:00PM
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jfxphoto
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El_Barto.a bomb


Good thing this isn't twitter or you would be on the no fly list hahah like this girl in the news a little while ago.
Jun 13 2014 7:28PM
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PungentMelon
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Bring a Rubiks Cube, that shit takes hours to finish
Jun 13 2014 8:19PM
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notspoicey
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nyquil

oh yeah and they have outlets so bring a cube to charge your phone
Jun 13 2014 8:25PM
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physicist
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professor_chaosBring a Rubiks Cube, that shit takes hours to finish


wtf?
Jun 13 2014 8:44PM
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spliff.Life
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_RonSwanson_Good thing this isn't twitter or you would be on the no fly list hahah like this girl in the news a little while ago.


link?
Jun 13 2014 9:09PM
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BrewskiJr
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Download N64 on your PC and play Zelda: ocarina of time of course. That's what I always do.
Jun 13 2014 9:19PM
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Garebear
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bring ALOT of lube
Jun 13 2014 9:48PM
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kingsskier
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Pop like 5 ambien and sleep so much that you won't have to for a few days.
Seasons of shows you like, books, games
Jun 13 2014 9:50PM
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Tinga
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gameboy and pokemon
Jun 13 2014 9:59PM
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acualywasdolan
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Drugs
Jun 13 2014 10:06PM
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fupaface
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A lot of Xanax, its essentialy the same thing as time travel. If that doesn't float your boat you could always bring a fleshlight and a handful of Viagra.
Jun 13 2014 10:13PM
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JAHpow
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spliff.Lifelink?


http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/girl-arrested-tweeting-terror-threat-american-airlines-article-1.1755809

there was a thread about it on here but I can't find it.

Basically everyone has mentioned something good op, I definitely would bring a good book along. Also tums or beano cuz ya never know...
Jun 13 2014 10:31PM
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physicist
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JAHpowgood book


like the bible?
Jun 13 2014 10:32PM
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JAHpow
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physicistlike the bible?


Like whatever OP determines to be a good book for himself.
Jun 13 2014 10:37PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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xanax to knock yourself out for the entire journey
Jun 13 2014 10:47PM
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jfxphoto
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Get a windowseat and a good traveling pillow ferrr sure. I just flew to china and that was really nice.

A bunch of podcasts!!! puzzle games on your phone/ipad

Movies

Playboy
Jun 13 2014 10:48PM
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kebbek
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I have no idea
Jun 13 2014 11:48PM
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TomDavies
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kebbekI have no idea


then don't comment silly goose
Jun 14 2014 1:02AM
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PungentMelon
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physicistwtf?


Well, you see, a rubiks cube is a small square that is divided into multiple smaller squares which are rearranged. Then, your goal is to correct the colors to be how they were originally. This toy is very difficult and can take several hours to finish. if you have any more confusion, feel free to PM me. :)
Jun 14 2014 1:10AM
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JoshWong
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A knife. Oh wait did you say flight...?
Jun 14 2014 1:14AM
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SFB
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El_Barto.a bomb


+k
Jun 14 2014 1:33AM
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lurking
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How the fuck can anyone read on a plane?
Jun 14 2014 1:38AM
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Willard
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Obviously like previously stated just do some brain cell killing activities and have time just fly by
Jun 14 2014 1:57AM
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whoa-dere
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You dont need shit just watch movies and ask for booze
Jun 14 2014 2:05AM
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Atomika09
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NSwidowwho are you flying with? Enjoy Aus mate!


Quantas mate, Super stoked!! Cheers! :D

ginnyquil

oh yeah and they have outlets so bring a cube to charge your phone


ahh gd shout bud, was curious about outlets for laptop charging..

JAHpowLike whatever OP determines to be a good book for himself.


probleys some sci-fi novel... its a 22hour flight so reading is a gd option for a few hours..

Cheers for the replies guys! Ya filling me with ideas now! Though a little worried bout bombs and fleshlights..
Jun 14 2014 5:32AM
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Ribss.
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professor_chaosWell, you see, a rubiks cube is a small square that is divided into multiple smaller squares which are rearranged. Then, your goal is to correct the colors to be how they were originally. This toy is very difficult and can take several hours to finish. if you have any more confusion, feel free to PM me. :)


No. He confused by your complete dumbfuckery. You can do a rubiks cube in under a minute and all they are is a simple pattern, I thought everyone knew this.
Jun 14 2014 6:22AM
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physicist
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professor_chaosThis toy is very difficult and can take several hours to finish


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-J0f1yF75Y
Jun 14 2014 11:15AM
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Wizerd
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In all honesty, just a shit load of movies and some drugz before the flight should keep you pretty occupied
Jun 14 2014 11:25AM
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PungentMelon
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physicisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-J0f1yF75Y


i don't get it
Jun 14 2014 12:28PM
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Titus69
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Bring a laptop for sure and play n64 games or watch movies and if they have solid wifi go into the bathroom and enjoy yourself ;)
Jun 14 2014 12:53PM
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Ribss.
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professor_chaosi don't get it


That is because you are fucking retarded.
Jun 15 2014 1:49AM
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caucasian_chad
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Tingagameboy and pokemon


This is what I do every flight, although I pretty much only fly domestic and I'm only in the air for 3 hours max, so I am not in serious need of entertainment. Plus the FAs give you a funny look when you order alcohol whilst playing pokemon. Bring extra batteries for a long flight. Bring a laptop too, most flights have wifi for an extra fee. I never buy it for a domestic flight but I would if I was in the air for 22 hours.
Jun 15 2014 1:57AM
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elinde
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Get increasingly hammered for 22 hours.
Jun 15 2014 6:55AM
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Mr.LemonPie
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When do you land? Stop over in Abu Dhabi? If you land in the morning bring music, computer, book etc for the first flight then take a sleeping pill for the second, if you get in at night sleep the first flight then stay awake the second.
Jun 15 2014 7:33AM
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Bateman
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professor_chaosBring a Rubiks Cube, that shit takes hours to finish


takes me about 29 seconds /claim
Jun 15 2014 8:20AM
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FreedGucci
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H.Scorpiotakes me about 29 seconds /claim


Damn, your man must be one hot dude
Jun 15 2014 9:06AM
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.Hugo.
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Display_ScreenDamn, your man must be one hot dude


Did you really just call your mom hot? And a man?
Jun 15 2014 9:08AM
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FreedGucci
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.Hugo.Did you really just call your mom hot? And a man?


Um nice try I guess
Jun 15 2014 9:11AM
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no_steeze
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loganschnurHow the fuck can anyone read on a plane?


Because you're sitting down in a very stable seat with nothing to do? It's like the ideal time to read
Jun 15 2014 9:56AM
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milk_man
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Bring one of those plastic guns that can't be seen when they search you
Jun 15 2014 9:56AM
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skiersupreme
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bring a computer. maybe some motrin pm's as well to really knock yourself out
Jun 16 2014 12:10AM
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SmotSmoke
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skiersupremebring a computer. maybe some motrin pm's as well to really knock yourself out


Just eat edibles it works every time for me. Those are always the best flights, completely fucked up off ingested thc knocked out face first on the foldable tray.
Jun 16 2014 12:42AM
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