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HORK
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Would you rather die a park legend, or live long enough to see yourself become a gaper?
Jun 12 2014 11:30PM
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.FRY.
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duh live to be a gaper
Jun 12 2014 11:32PM
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lurking
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I actually want to die trying some ridiculous trick off a 100 ft. kicker
Jun 12 2014 11:43PM
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theabortionator
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khornickWould you rather die a park legend, or live long enough to see yourself become a gaper?


911, I think we're dying. We smoked drugs and we're dying - OP
Jun 12 2014 11:45PM
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FigNewton
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Why not both
Jun 13 2014 12:31AM
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S.J.W
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When you get older, you care less and less about being a gaper.
Jun 13 2014 12:36AM
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Erikgorn
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Die a park legend if it's like the rock and Samuel Jackson in the other guys... "Aim for the bushes"
Jun 13 2014 11:31PM
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GrahamGould
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I can say without any hesitation that I will be gapping hard as fuck in 40 years
Jun 14 2014 12:34AM
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Mr.Bishop
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khornickWould you rather die a park legend, or live long enough to see yourself become a gaper?


All hail Big Air Dave...

The Gaper Park Legend.
Jun 14 2014 12:47AM
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skiersupreme
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niether. im gonna be like 84 just showing kids whats what in the park.
Jun 14 2014 1:12AM
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-snochainz-
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How about I just ski how I want and give about 0 fucks what I look like?
Jun 14 2014 12:39PM
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Ski_Alot
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I lol'd. this thread is better than expected
Jun 14 2014 12:41PM
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STAUSS
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as long as im partying its really whatever.
Jun 14 2014 1:59PM
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milk_man
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I'm going to be hitting the park until I absolutely can't, so hopefully I don't turn into a gaper until my 40s or 50s
Jun 14 2014 3:00PM
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Aiur
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ChubbyBoyWhen you get older, you care less and less about being a gaper.


I think anyone who has a skier dad knows this is the truth.

If a gaper taught you how to ski, you can't hate old gapers... as much.

#dadsaredope
Jun 14 2014 3:09PM
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Erikgorn
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AiurI think anyone who has a skier dad knows this is the truth.

If a gaper taught you how to ski, you can't hate old gapers... as much.

#dadsaredope


My dad gapes harder than your dad
Jun 14 2014 4:34PM
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Mingg
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It
Jun 14 2014 4:49PM
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Mingg
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shreddinthegnarrIt


It would be sick to be like 60 and still riding park. That in itself would make you a park legend.

I fail at ns mobile apparently.
Jun 14 2014 4:50PM
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frickindarn
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milk_manI'm going to be hitting the park until I absolutely can't, so hopefully I don't turn into a gaper until my 40s or 50s


Jon hartmanns old ass is in his 40s.
Jun 14 2014 5:49PM
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tinglskier
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*die a gaper or live long enough to become a park legend
Jun 15 2014 6:09AM
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JahLiam
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Yes
Jun 15 2014 11:19AM
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montanan
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happy fathers day to all the ski fathers who are gaping it hard as fuck. keep it up, if you know who yo daddy is and he gapes hard as fuck, give him a big ol pat on the back for fathers day.
Jun 15 2014 11:23AM
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