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So because of the predictions thread, I decided there should be a thread about things that would never happen. Post yours. Here are mine.
Tom Wallisch recently gained an endorsement deal from Head and Shoulders, and their new shampoo and conditioner line, "luxurious locks". In other news, Tom has been faking his hair loss to show children why having a full head of hair is cool.
