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Wiping your ass unnatty?

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BROBRO
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possible? Does it help your unnatty skiing abilities?
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11 years ago
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270on420out
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OP reaches through his legs and wipes towards his face, causing feces to become lodged in his gooch. The gooch-poop cheese then causes unsanitary conditions. This ultimately causes AIDS. So we can now confirm that OP does have AIDS.
11 years ago
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Hewbird
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my mate actually does this on the serious, so fucking disturbing when he talks about it
11 years ago
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baaangthat
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i wipe horizontally. left handed from left to right. helps me visualize & throw lincolns.
11 years ago
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whipple
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broke my wrist once and was not stoked on the unat wipe, shits tough, literally
11 years ago
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.CJ.
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Great time to be eating chocolate...
11 years ago
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theabortionator
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Break your arm or shoulder sometime and then find out if you have what it takes.
11 years ago
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GrahamGould
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so does jacking off with your left hand
11 years ago
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dtwizzle
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i wipe left foot forward
11 years ago
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TomDavies
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4th worst thread ever
11 years ago
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Rparr
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Have you tried opening a bottle unatty? I feel like a toddler when I try to open bottles with my left hand.
11 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
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Broke my right thumb once... had to learn unnaty wiping.

The worst part is when you lose your grip on the paper.
11 years ago
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cornholio
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wiping your ass is natural
NOT wiping is unnatural

OP, try not wiping to improve your unnatty ski abilities
11 years ago
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Mixy
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Im ambidextrous when it comes to ass wiping
11 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
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1337Im ambidextrous when it comes to ass wiping


You sir, are a god.
11 years ago
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acualywasdolan
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Mr.BishopBroke my right thumb once... had to learn unnaty wiping.

The worst part is when you lose your grip on the paper.


Information, too much..,
too much information...
11 years ago
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frickindarn
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SpssInformation, too much..,
too much information...


Me and god himself every single time you post
11 years ago
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acualywasdolan
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bobcatcryMe and god himself every single time you post

You rustled?
11 years ago
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SnowshoeThompson
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switch frontside gooch swipe
11 years ago
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MeenaSmalls
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gotta be careful on the tp. One slip of the wrist and wouldnt you know it? your elbow deep in there
11 years ago
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Astomp
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try using both hands at once...now thats a rush.
11 years ago
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baaangthat
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Astomptry using both hands at once...now thats a rush.


Between the legs or behind the back?
11 years ago
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hippy.
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MY NAME IS HIPPY AND I HOLD MY DICK AND BALLS WITH MY FOREARM AND WIPE BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!!!! YES MY GOOCH HAIR PROBABLY HAS POOP IN IT BUT I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FEELS GOOD
11 years ago
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.undetected
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SnowshoeThompsonswitch frontside gooch swipe


Thats what im talkin bout
11 years ago
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-WZ-
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hippy.MY NAME IS HIPPY AND I HOLD MY DICK AND BALLS WITH MY FOREARM AND WIPE BETWEEN THE LEGS!!!!!!! YES MY GOOCH HAIR PROBABLY HAS POOP IN IT BUT I DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FEELS GOOD


goddamn hippies
11 years ago
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Puzzled
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thread title of the year?
11 years ago
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kingsskier
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Who wipes nowadays?
11 years ago
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Astomp
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baaangthatBetween the legs or behind the back?


Behind the back. Between the legs is just weird.
11 years ago
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[YEAH]
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I have a Japanese toilet with the gooch squirter so wiping is not a problem for me
11 years ago
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broto
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Mr.BishopBroke my right thumb once... had to learn unnaty wiping.

The worst part is when you lose your grip on the paper.


That means you need to work on your grabs
11 years ago
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Daski
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the real question is: standing or sitting?
11 years ago
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gRAPEFRUIT
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Daskithe real question is: standing or sitting?


Handstanding and Grandstanding
11 years ago
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Iliveinutah
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legit just realized i may have been wiping my ass the wrong way my whole life.. i wipe toward the balls not back.. is this bad.? kinda like a push and drop.
11 years ago
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