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Yoga in school

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Schmitz
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Today in history through relgions we did yoga, every one in the class, thin thick, strong weak, guy girl, all on one dirty carpet listing to some repetitive trancy music. it was great. Yelps of pain through out the room, the uncomfortables were at it, trying to make jokes at every angle of the activity. Then, it was time to meditate, relax... relax the tip of your forehead, relax your face, your mouth, (every one laughing)relax your stomache and relax your knees. One of the uncomfortables blurts out, 'you forgot the penis' and the whole class rattles off again as we lay stareing at the mold in the dotted square pannels. We all get up and wipe the dirt off our clothing and put our shoes back on jibbering on about our new experience. I left not thinking of anything, comfortably numb. This is the new brain washing.







Don't take it for granted
Dec 16 2004 8:36PM
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freerider_klo
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we always did yoga in english last year. it was pretty cool. until we got into big arguement about how yoga is/isn't a religon.







-Chloe



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Dec 16 2004 8:40PM
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davidh
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In the elementary school in Aspen, they had a pilot yoga program, but some nazi parents who are wildly religious complained that it was too religious for their children, and it was taken away. All the little kids enjoyed it, and they were more mellow in class afterwards. Fuckin loser parents.
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Dec 16 2004 8:42PM
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EC-Tom
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sounds kind of similar to a story I have. Well we were studying ancient china, and meditation and shit in history. Before our class had started this day, I overheard a hilarious dead baby joke in the hallway. Well this particular day we were supposed to try out meditation. so we begin and all i can think about is dead babies.....end of story

-Tom



Mass Fuggas fo' life.
Dec 16 2004 8:46PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Don't knock yoga. It's really good for you.

And if you need any more reasons, Eric Pollard does it.



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Ill get drunk tonite and make posts that will make your eyes bleed -Lord_Piot

But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
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Dec 16 2004 8:47PM
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Lateralis
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i got a yoga story....when i was in grade 12 some yoga dude came in for gym class to teach us yoga, so we set up all our mats and shit and we do some stretching then we start doing the relaxing shit and i got so relaxed that i passed out, i slept for a whole hour and the teacher didnt say shit, i woke up by the whole class standing above me laughing at me, and i didnt even hear the bell so if they wouldnt of woke me up i would of kept sleeping all through lunch




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Dec 16 2004 8:50PM
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P-JO
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I'm taking yoga as a class this semester. The class is awesome since I'm all flexible now and have a really hot girl as a yoga partner.
Dec 16 2004 9:07PM
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T.L.
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last year i fell asleep in gym class when we did yoga. i was all the way at the back and just passed out. then the next week we did pilates, passed out fot that too.
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Dec 16 2004 9:24PM
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fulltiltrocker
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I took a beginners yoga class at a wellness center, it was like the hardest thing I have ever done. I may do it more often after winter.

let that sink in for a minute
Dec 16 2004 9:39PM
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KootenayGuy
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how could yoga possibly be the new brainwashing? The olds doin fine but, yoga's been around for thousands of years and, if anything, it will make your brain more powerful.
STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!!! 'Eat the poor'
Dec 16 2004 9:44PM
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T.L.
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the only brainwashing i know of is Dr. Phil's bullshit
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Dec 16 2004 9:50PM
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proZach
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yoga sounds cool. i remember in elementary school, some kid did acrobatics or some shit from the swings and proceeded to get his jacket on while he was swinging upsideown and the jacket was on the ground. it was yogaswingin or some shit.
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Dec 16 2004 10:01PM
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1080bio
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ya maybe if u get flexabel enough from the yoga you will be able to suck your own penis...thats a clasic snl skit where they did taht

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

Dec 16 2004 10:06PM
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Schmitz
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no, it was cool, all relaxed and not mad at stuff








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Dec 16 2004 11:13PM
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spinverted
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Yoga is the shit.
Flexible = Rocket Grabs
May 6 2006 3:15PM
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MADmidwest
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we did yoga in clas once. but some kid kept ripping ass so it didn't work out
May 6 2006 6:37PM
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nealpgards
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that was a nicely told story.
May 6 2006 7:26PM
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ThaLorax
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I tried to get into for my back problems but the only classes i could make it too consisted of old ladies and mothers staring at you he whole time and saying "oohhh, it's so nice to see you here". I was scarred after that from seeing so many old men and woman getting in compromising positions who were all able to do them better than me. ewwwww. i'm done.
May 7 2006 4:02AM
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lanks
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imtermediate yoga this upcoming semester, unh.
May 7 2006 4:09AM
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reezyfbaby
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what a claimer
May 7 2006 4:17AM
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lanks
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my mute grabs will make tj green with envy next year. i'll claim that.
May 7 2006 4:24AM
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duckfest
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i can wrap my legs around my head and up uranus
May 7 2006 8:31AM
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