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Jesus vs Superman

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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,355
Who wins in a fight?

I got Superman by TKO
11 years ago
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
jesus was only strong cause he had his dad behind him. He was taken out by an angry mob and only gets cred cause his dad game him a 1UP. Unless he can turned water into cryptonite Superman takes it
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,492
Spinozajesus was only strong cause he had his dad behind him.


You heard it hear first people. God is a rapist
11 years ago
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Milhouse
Posts: 328 - Karma: 1,380
definitely jesus. Superman has no balls
11 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,423
Superman is a fictional character so clearly Jesus. Even if superman was real Jesus would still hands down.
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