today i had a barq's root beer and realized that i never used the reward code on the cap. then i was like holy shit i'm missing out on so much free fucking shit.
i signed up and put two codes in and i got six FUCKING points
i ONLY need 100 points until i can get a $20 voucher for SOUTHWEST airLINES. that's only 32 more cokes
or i can buy this fucking super dope swagalicious mega t shirt for only 550 points. that's only like 130 something coke products are you fucking lying to me god what a steal
pretty soon i'll have enough coke reward points for a down payment on my house and it will help me pay off my student loans