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How to ask out a girl

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HamFaceGirl
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There's this girl in my geometry class and I really like her. What should I do?
Jun 5 2014 1:02PM
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CRiP
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ZimmermanPut your thumb in her butt; she'll love you forever. Or she'll call the cops. Either way it'll be interesting


This is the best advice i can give you OP. Works almost every time
Jun 28 2014 6:28PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Hey guys, so we've been on a few dates, but I've just been too scared to kiss her. Help! Idk what to do
Jul 25 2014 9:43AM
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CaptainObvious.
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SideShowBobIdk what to do


kill yourself
Jul 25 2014 9:53AM
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HamFaceGirl
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wtfs ur pbrm man
Jul 25 2014 10:28AM
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Huck_Norris
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I usually just ask if they'd mind if I named one of my penis's moons after her. Talk about swoonage.
Jul 25 2014 10:30AM
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jensen
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TheSeaCaptainkill yourself


also eat shit.
Jul 25 2014 5:23PM
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Jeebus.
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just walk up a stick ur thumb in her ass, this asserts your dominance and drives her right onto your dick /thread.
Jul 25 2014 5:25PM
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.FRY.
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SideShowBobHey guys, so we've been on a few dates, but I've just been too scared to kiss her. Help! Idk what to do


skip the kiss. just casually walk up to her. when she looks the other way...give her the good ol' sneaky snake.
Jul 25 2014 5:28PM
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Bateman
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Stop being a beta pussy-ass bitch and introduce yourself.
Jul 25 2014 7:41PM
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Bateman
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H.ScorpioStop being a beta pussy-ass bitch and introduce yourself.


I mean, just go up to her and tell her that you'd like to tickle her belly button.


From the inside.




;-)
Jul 25 2014 7:41PM
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HamFaceGirl
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fck you guys I'm srs
Jul 25 2014 8:16PM
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.FRY.
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SideShowBobfck you guys I'm srs


just let it happen naturally. don't try to rush it. when she's ready to kiss you she'll kiss you.


you were probably trolling but whatever
Jul 25 2014 8:22PM
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Bateman
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.FRY.just let it happen naturally. don't try to rush it. when she's ready to kiss you she'll kiss you.


you were probably trolling but whatever


nah the girl always waits for you to kiss her, but you should know when the time is right.
Jul 25 2014 8:26PM
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last_tango
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TOUNGE PUNCH HER FART BOX YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH!!!!!!
Jul 25 2014 11:32PM
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Pigeon.
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SideShowBobHey guys, so we've been on a few dates, but I've just been too scared to kiss her. Help! Idk what to do


this isntructional gif should teach you what every lady wants:

Jul 28 2014 3:30AM
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