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How to get a girl to grind on you

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Pat.t
Posts: 246 - Karma: 2,023
I know this sounds like a second grader thread, but let me explain. I am a freshman and this year there was like 2 out of 15 guys in my homecoming group getting grinded on. I was not one of them. Im not sure how I can fix this problem. My ideas so far:
1. Ruffies
2. get em drunk
3. go with a slut next time
4. force them to (although we could run into some problems with this one)

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Jun 4 2014 12:29PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
OR
1. Be attractive
Jun 4 2014 12:31PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
#highschoolproblems
Jun 4 2014 12:32PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Freshhhhhh
Jun 4 2014 12:48PM
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MLJ
Posts: 1849 - Karma: 3,649
Ruff ruff
Ruffies
Jun 4 2014 12:57PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
take lessons from this little cholo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2B14omiNYI
Jun 4 2014 1:08PM
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mski
Posts: 4791 - Karma: 3,803
W8 4 Balls 2 Drop
Jun 4 2014 1:11PM
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lurking
Posts: 2222 - Karma: 6,788
Or you could skip that shit and just use a taser and a black bag and go to town
Jun 4 2014 6:53PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
Rub catnip all over your body before homecoming and they'll be drawn to rubbing up on ya.

Think thats how it works..
Jun 4 2014 6:56PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
Colorforms
Jun 4 2014 7:06PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
H.ScorpioColorforms


They'll be so passed out you can do whatever you want ;-)

Jun 4 2014 7:07PM
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RusselCrowe
Posts: 367 - Karma: 1,111
I remember my first middle school dance....
Jun 4 2014 7:13PM
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Chunter
Posts: 2050 - Karma: 1,894
H.ScorpioThey'll be so passed out you can do whatever you want ;-)



inb4 EBI complaints
Jun 4 2014 7:18PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,509
Really depends on the setting if this is a school dance I can't really help you. I don't go out to clubs a lot but I do a couple friends do and they showed me the ins and outs. I tried a lot of different approaches but the best way that works for me, you just literally go up to the girl and just start dancing/grinding with her and usually she'll either keep going with it, or just waiver her hand say no and/or walk away. But being that you also don't know how to dance after about 10 seconds they'll probally walk away anyway.
Jun 4 2014 7:19PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
In college sometimes i would get a boner grinding with girls. One of them even got clingy afterwards
Jun 4 2014 7:27PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,384
School dances are lame. I had a good time at some of them but I'm never going to look back and be like "those were the good days".


Once you get out of high school you'll be over it. If you're still feeling emotionally scarred, it's probably nothing the occasional hooker and heavy drinking can't fix.
Jun 4 2014 7:29PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
just go up to her, act like you know what your doing, but your weiner on her anus and dance away
Jun 4 2014 8:36PM
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royalcanterlot.
Posts: 81 - Karma: -16
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shut up brownie
Jun 4 2014 8:57PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,670
Dance with all the fat girls. They're the ones that know what they're doing.
Jun 4 2014 9:24PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
Posts: 1395 - Karma: -938
Not getting grinded on as a freshman is acceptable. You better pick your game up before next year, though. If you don't get seen being grinded on soon, girls will start to think you're weird.
Jun 4 2014 10:11PM
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little1337
Posts: 8326 - Karma: 49,697
Literally just go up to one and start dancing. Just dont give a fuck and try it with a few girls. Youll get rejected a couple times but the next day youre gonna remember th ones you did dance with. Good luck OP
Jun 4 2014 10:20PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Chubz.Dance with all the fat girls. They're the ones that know what they're doing.


This, getting chicks is a numbers game. When you're starting off the number you should be most concerned with is her weight
Jun 4 2014 10:40PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
Girls love when you get a raging boner whilst grinding with them. If you cum your pants she might even let you take her on a date. Go for it OP, good luck!!!
Jun 4 2014 10:43PM
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BlakeG
Posts: 1450 - Karma: 1,030
dance near here and with her (but not grinding) then if she is feeling the vibe then youll move in closer and bam

or dont be a little bitch and go do it
Jun 4 2014 11:14PM
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notspoicey
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 1,706
u gotta learn to twerk first OP, post results
Jun 4 2014 11:17PM
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YUNG_milksteAk
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 4,328
find girl who is dancing by herself
say wanna dance
grab her and thrust.
Jun 5 2014 9:49AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,684
Fuck her right in the pussy. Also op is a huge bitch
Jun 5 2014 10:10AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
Posts: 4573 - Karma: 14,302
ginu gotta learn to twerk first OP, post results


youre like 12, you shouldnt know what twerking is.
Jun 5 2014 10:48AM
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Butters.
Posts: 74 - Karma: 129
Da_Buddhatake lessons from this little cholo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2B14omiNYI


.....this confused the fuck out of me.
Jun 5 2014 10:49AM
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TheGreenBastard
Posts: 215 - Karma: 135
Go to the next dance with a chubby chick and freak dance peoples faces off, you'll be a legend
Jun 5 2014 11:20AM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,684
Lord_Byronyoure like 12, you shouldnt know what twerking is.


shouldn't you be in school?
Jun 5 2014 11:21AM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 456
You must firmly place your boner in between the cheeks to assert dominance. The next move is what I like to call the "hula hoop". You move your hips in a 360 degree motion with boner between butt cheeks. It is important that you hold her tightly, holding her arms and mouth with some force, as the natural human instinct is the fight or flight response. But you know what's best for her, so no worries. She will eventually warm up to you and start the "hula hoop", or will struggle less as she tires.
These skills can be used in many other aspects of your life, so right this down and take it to heart.
Jun 5 2014 11:46AM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
Da_Buddhatake lessons from this little cholo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2B14omiNYI


This girl already has a three year old kid.
Jun 5 2014 11:58AM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
Logey.You must firmly place your boner in between the cheeks to assert dominance. The next move is what I like to call the "hula hoop". You move your hips in a 360 degree motion with boner between butt cheeks. It is important that you hold her tightly, holding her arms and mouth with some force, as the natural human instinct is the fight or flight response. But you know what's best for her, so no worries. She will eventually warm up to you and start the "hula hoop", or will struggle less as she tires.
These skills can be used in many other aspects of your life, so right this down and take it to heart.


My uncle is great at that
Jun 22 2015 2:55PM
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robbinJAHood
Posts: 1202 - Karma: 3,077
I'd say just take a slut next time. Freshman year doesnt matter anyways
Jun 22 2015 5:15PM
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.CJ.
Posts: 1509 - Karma: 3,670
savvy_skiI'd say just take a slut next time. Freshman year doesnt matter anyways

High school doesn't really matter in the long run.
Jun 22 2015 7:22PM
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erikK
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.CJ.High school doesn't really matter in the long run.


nothing really matters in the long run.
Jun 22 2015 7:29PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
erikKnothing really matters in the long run.

I disagree, everything matters, except energy of course.
Jun 22 2015 8:46PM
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hishighnesss
Posts: 149 - Karma: -50
go to a bar for a few laughs, get a bunch of chicks all liquored up and sloppy, then get them to do that frog squat up and down on your apple-headed cock!
Jun 22 2015 9:02PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52303 - Karma: 170,384
I was just sitting there minding my own business and a girl game over and started grinding on me/ shaking her titties in my face no c omplaintsd
Jun 22 2015 9:41PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
Ice coast kills shit backpack rail... If you dont know look it up
Jun 22 2015 10:04PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
Posts: 1556 - Karma: 6,418
Ice coast kills shit backpack rail... If you dont know look it up
Jun 22 2015 10:04PM
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Turd.Ferguson
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 2,713
theabortionatorI was just sitting there minding my own business and a girl game over and started grinding on me/ shaking her titties in my face no c omplaintsd


and then you woke up
Jun 22 2015 10:16PM
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dingus
Posts: 1328 - Karma: 7,879
Turd.Fergusonand then you woke up


And saw that it was his uncle grinding on him
Jun 23 2015 12:38AM
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S.J.W
Posts: 7609 - Karma: 31,172
all you have to do is dance, make eye contact with a girl, if she makes eye contact back, dance up to her. Dance for abit, go in if she denis you then dance away
Jun 23 2015 12:40AM
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CheesusChrist
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Jun 23 2015 12:51AM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
Granite_StateGirls love when you get a raging boner whilst grinding with them. If you cum your pants she might even let you take her on a date. Go for it OP, good luck!!!


I know a kid that jizzed his pants while grinding. From then on he was known as "saucy".
Jun 23 2015 2:59AM
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ANDR01D
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 3,319
I'm surprised nobody told this kid to wear sweatpants. Always wear sweatpants when chicks will be grinding on you.
Jun 23 2015 5:12AM
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Dadcore
Posts: 237 - Karma: 697
Logey.You must firmly place your boner in between the cheeks to assert dominance. The next move is what I like to call the "hula hoop". You move your hips in a 360 degree motion with boner between butt cheeks. It is important that you hold her tightly, holding her arms and mouth with some force, as the natural human instinct is the fight or flight response. But you know what's best for her, so no worries. She will eventually warm up to you and start the "hula hoop", or will struggle less as she tires.
These skills can be used in many other aspects of your life, so right this down and take it to heart.


This seems like a joke but is actually correct
Jun 23 2015 3:45PM
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