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How do you pee?

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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Having just witnessed the infamous old dude lifting his short leg to pee, it got me wondering:

How does NS prefer to release their kraken?
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May 29 2014 9:06PM
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YourMomsCouch
Posts: 311 - Karma: 4,039
I actually have a colostomy bag
May 29 2014 9:08PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
KernalAngusI actually have a colostomy bag


This question has nothing to do with how you shit.
May 29 2014 9:11PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.
May 29 2014 9:11PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
.Rybak.I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.


kanalh?
May 29 2014 9:13PM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Satisfy my curiosity about your bathroom habits dammit.
May 29 2014 9:45PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
TheSeaCaptainSatisfy my curiosity about your bathroom habits dammit.


I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.
May 29 2014 9:46PM
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
Classic sit down and eat a bowl of cereal for me.
May 29 2014 9:47PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
.Rybak.I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.


Ill fuck your mother if you...oh wait too late.
May 29 2014 9:47PM
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Pat.t
Posts: 246 - Karma: 2,023
D. In here butt
May 29 2014 9:51PM
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hippy.
Posts: 3106 - Karma: 14,364
man i wish i had a penis so i could take about peeing with all my internet friends...fuck
May 29 2014 9:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
hippy.man i wish i had a penis so i could take about peeing with all my internet friends...fuck


what does "take about peeing" mean?
May 29 2014 10:05PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
On my bros.

May 29 2014 10:09PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
omnidataOn my bros.



Hey omnidata!
Hows your father you slick fuck?
May 29 2014 10:31PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
I undo my zipper and pull him through the front door of my boxers. Too lzy to undo my belt...
May 29 2014 10:52PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
some times if nobody's in the bathroom, I'll snipe one from as far as I can
May 29 2014 10:55PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
all about the distance piss

also, you're peeing wrong if you don't have your pants around your ankles
May 29 2014 10:57PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,353
i dont pee, it slowly leaks out of my ears 24/7
May 29 2014 11:30PM
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little1337
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May 30 2014 6:15AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
1337


then you have that nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk...because then you got the flusher right here
May 30 2014 8:14AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
Peter.all about the distance piss

also, you're peeing wrong if you don't have your pants around your ankles


May 30 2014 9:50AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51760 - Karma: 163,748
I haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.


Also this has all been covered before.
May 30 2014 9:53AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
SFBi dont pee, it slowly leaks out of my ears 24/7


eurine
May 30 2014 9:53AM
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CaptainObvious.
Posts: 5712 - Karma: 20,638
theabortionatorI haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.


Also this has all been covered before.


Not with a poll and over two years ago. It needed a refresher. I feel like searchbar results over a year old should be fucking ignored. There are always new people and new current events to draw on.
May 30 2014 10:08AM
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,978
TheSeaCaptainThere are always new people and new current events to draw on.


Breaking news: Peeing while sitting down has become more popular in the past year.
May 30 2014 10:18AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37572 - Karma: 122,086
i utilize my deflection panel in my bathroom whenever Im torqued up.
May 30 2014 12:21PM
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TheBigApple
Posts: 1169 - Karma: 488
i pee butt nakes at a urinal
May 30 2014 12:32PM
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gRAPEFRUIT
Posts: 380 - Karma: 272
Straight into butts.
May 30 2014 3:23PM
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Labattski
Posts: 201 - Karma: 74
With my pants on
May 30 2014 4:52PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
I pee'd in my cats litter box
Jul 23 2014 4:55PM
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.FRY.
Posts: 5620 - Karma: 22,861
out my anus
Jul 23 2014 4:56PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
depends.

at a toilet, you gotta go over the waistband.

out in the wild, i go for height records.
not too high or you piss on yourself, also watch for wind.
Jul 23 2014 5:13PM
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lIllI
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Jul 23 2014 5:15PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
I always drop trow (to the floor) and release the kraken
Jul 23 2014 8:58PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
I usually just pee over underage girls and film it while bumping r kelly
Jul 23 2014 9:00PM
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.Rybak.
Posts: 9017 - Karma: 9,864
.Rybak.I pee out of my butt for reasons that are unknown to a few people on this site. One starts with a k and one starts with and h.


.Rybak.I will pee on your nipples if you pay me 3 yen.


HAHAHAHA I dont remember posting these at all.
Jul 23 2014 9:33PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
theabortionatorI haven't used a fly in at least 5 years. I was too lazy when drunk at one point and just kept with it. Simple and efficient.


Also this has all been covered before.


Do you nit wear a belt?
Jul 23 2014 9:50PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
yes almost never use the fly, that shits inconvenient, and always go outside when possible (like my backyard)
Jul 23 2014 9:53PM
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Butters.
Posts: 74 - Karma: 129
1337


TheSeaCaptain


I fully endorse these concepts.
Jul 23 2014 9:55PM
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123+ski
Posts: 2832 - Karma: 581
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI
Jul 23 2014 10:06PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
spliff.Lifeyes almost never use the fly, that shits inconvenient, and always go outside when possible (like my backyard)


What do you have elastic waisted jeans?
Jul 23 2014 10:08PM
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DasGoatenshafter
Posts: 580 - Karma: 307
With one leg up aiming at a fire hydrant
Jul 23 2014 10:15PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51760 - Karma: 163,748
soulskierDo you nit wear a belt?



LOL belts.
Jul 23 2014 10:32PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
.Hugo.What do you have elastic waisted jeans?


Why do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?
Jul 23 2014 10:34PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Granite_StateWhy do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?


I dont get it
Jul 23 2014 10:36PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Granite_StateWhy do you masturbate to pictures of Robin Williams?


, that's why
Jul 23 2014 10:43PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
.Hugo.I dont get it


Listen, I don't get why you do it either, in all honesty it kinda creeps me out. But if Mrs. Doubtfire is what gets you off at night I have no complaints.
Jul 23 2014 10:53PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
i like to lay on the toilet
Jul 23 2014 10:54PM
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Spiri7o
Posts: 2163 - Karma: 1,100
i like to lay on the toilet
Jul 23 2014 10:54PM
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Bart.Man
Posts: 1742 - Karma: 1,952
.Hugo.I undo my zipper and pull him through the front door of my boxers. Too lzy to undo my belt...


I tried this for about a week of my life and only succeeded in scraping my dick on my zipper teeth.
Jul 24 2014 1:16AM
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