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Weird smelling farts

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broto
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So I just farted and now it smells like garlic. I had meatballs with garlic in them for dinner but my dad just made the meatballs so maybe it was from baking the garlic? Or does my fart actually smell like garlic?

I need a scientist's explanation and I know there is no area more densely populated with scientists than summer non ski gabber
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JAHpow
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That's a symptom of AIDS, garlicky farts.

Trust me I'm a doctor.
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op14
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WHat you eat is what you digest. What your shit consists of is what you ate previously. Farts are small pieces of shit being projected from your ass into the air. Digested garlic from your meal is in your shit and when you fart the shit particles contained small particles of garlic in them.
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AT-AT
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mmccarthy14WHat you eat is what you digest. What your shit consists of is what you ate previously. Farts are small pieces of shit being projected from your ass into the air. Digested garlic from your meal is in your shit and when you fart the shit particles contained small particles of garlic in them.


#Science
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El_Barto.
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mmccarthy14WHat you eat is what you digest. What your shit consists of is what you ate previously. Farts are small pieces of shit being projected from your ass into the air. Digested garlic from your meal is in your shit and when you fart the shit particles contained small particles of garlic in them.


That bs...if i eat shit that smells good like roses or that dudes sisters panties my farts dont smell like flowers or fish. Your theory is full of holes
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.undetected
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El_Barto.That bs...if i eat shit that smells good like roses or that dudes sisters panties my farts dont smell like flowers or fish. Your theory is full of holes


Your brain is full of holes. Yet you are unable to feel them because they are filled with your feminine rainbow farts.
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op14
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El_Barto.That bs...if i eat shit that smells good like roses or that dudes sisters panties my farts dont smell like flowers or fish. Your theory is full of holes


Think of it this way. Your shit is going to stink no matter what. If you eat something with an odor that overpowers the stink of shit, then it's most likely going to smell like the substance that overpowers it. Also, a lot of food loses its odor and properties as you digest it. Garlic however does not lose it's odor property. Kind of like how corn doesn't lose its physical property.
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Milhouse
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.undetectedYour brain is full of holes. Yet you are unable to feel them because they are filled with your feminine rainbow farts.



shots fired
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op14
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elm0shots fired


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El_Barto.
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mmccarthy14Think of it this way. Your shit is going to stink no matter what. If you eat something with an odor that overpowers the stink of shit, then it's most likely going to smell like the substance that overpowers it. Also, a lot of food loses its odor and properties as you digest it. Garlic however does not lose it's odor property. Kind of like how corn doesn't lose its physical property.


Dont get me started on corn. I swear i chew but every got damn time there a whole cob of corn in the toilet
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broto
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mmccarthy14Think of it this way. Your shit is going to stink no matter what. If you eat something with an odor that overpowers the stink of shit, then it's most likely going to smell like the substance that overpowers it. Also, a lot of food loses its odor and properties as you digest it. Garlic however does not lose it's odor property. Kind of like how corn doesn't lose its physical property.


What if I eat a few air fresheners? Will I fart that new car smell?
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op14
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brotoWhat if I eat a few air fresheners? Will I fart that new car smell?


No, you will probably die.
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JAHpow
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mmccarthy14WHat you eat is what you digest. What your shit consists of is what you ate previously. Farts are small pieces of shit being projected from your ass into the air. Digested garlic from your meal is in your shit and when you fart the shit particles contained small particles of garlic in them.


Can't tell if serious. If you are you're totally wrong.

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/fart.asp
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op14
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JAHpowCan't tell if serious. If you are you're totally wrong.

http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/fart.asp


100% serious. Didn't make up any of that off the top of my head.
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yangumane
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if I eat shit will my farts smell like double the shit or will it cancel out?
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HamFaceGirl
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Hey BrOtO
You'll never get a girlfriend if you keep farting, come on man
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