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"I'm high on drugs" thread

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HamFaceGirl
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Post about the time you were TOO FUCKED UP to move
May 26 2014 12:20AM
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profa_212
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One time I got super fucked up and didn't move.
May 26 2014 12:28AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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once i od'd after i injected a marawana. i was in a coma for like a month
May 26 2014 12:59AM
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Abu_Hajaar
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ismokedrugs
May 26 2014 1:03AM
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Ribss.
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Chyeah.
May 26 2014 1:07AM
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Chubz.
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Shot heroin like 35 minutes ago for the first time.


Fuking rekt m8
May 26 2014 1:21AM
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JAHpow
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"I can't get high. I don't have a pilot's license."
May 26 2014 1:24AM
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Bodhisattva_
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If you are on anything other than H or weed and you can't move you're doing it wrong...
May 26 2014 1:24AM
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spliff.Life
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one time i hit a tree going pretty fast skiing and it hurt a lot, i didnt move for a few minutes, then i did and i ski'd to the car
May 26 2014 1:26AM
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-WZ-
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man i was so high that i was paralyzed and just chilled



weed is hella tight
May 26 2014 2:05AM
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acualywasdolan
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Ribss.


Chyeah.

China? Nice
Chubz.Shot heroin like 35 minutes ago for the first time.


Fuking rekt m8


Heroin is not the clearest headed of highs, but its pretty good, and much better than oxycodone ( oxycontin, roxys, percacet)

The best opiate out there is dilaudid (hydromorphone). You will be even more clear headed than you are sober, and you will not believe that it is actually possible to feel. It will blow your mind

a year or so ago there was a guy who made a thread about getting his leg amputated because he hit a tree. He was in good spirits, super optimistic snd stoked, probably because he was either on dil or fent. Shows how ridiculous these drugs are
May 26 2014 2:37AM
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theabortionator
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All these threads suck.

I going to boof 20 or 30 baby advil and end it all.


Goodbye cruel world
May 26 2014 10:08AM
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CliffyByro
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Thizzle.If you are on anything other than H or weed and you can't move you're doing it wrong...


ketamine
May 26 2014 11:44AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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how original, but ill bite. the only drug that has had me too fucked up to move would be alcohol...when i was a youngin...
May 26 2014 12:47PM
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little1337
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Krokodil or die
May 26 2014 1:16PM
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.undetected
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1337Krokodil or die


krokodil=die so either choice =death. Also im down.
May 26 2014 10:01PM
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HuckNorris44
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One time.....I got really fucked up



then realized this was a REPOST.
May 27 2014 1:13AM
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pow_pow~
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there is already two threads on this

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/750775/The-Official--I-m-High--Thread

https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/766327/The-Official--I-m-High-on-Hard-Drugs--Thread
May 27 2014 7:56AM
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gRAPEFRUIT
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OP's mom roofied me then stole my sperm.
May 27 2014 12:02PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Homemade jenkem gets you super turnt.
May 27 2014 12:05PM
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FrenchFry
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I don't always do drugs but when i do it's the worlds biggest repost
May 27 2014 12:17PM
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Peter.
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weed is tight
May 27 2014 2:43PM
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El_Barto.
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Your threads are just so bad hammy...so damn bad
May 28 2014 12:14AM
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Turd.Ferguson
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scooby snax
Aug 24 2014 4:37PM
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SFB
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nice thread dickweed.
Aug 24 2014 6:43PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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nice dick threadweed
Aug 24 2014 6:52PM
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.FRY.
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nice weed dickthread
Aug 24 2014 6:53PM
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GayWolf420
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Ugh, you fucking people that act like we all should care you got banged up are the fuckin worst
Aug 24 2014 6:54PM
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broto
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bro i took some fuckin quaaludes a little bit ago i'm fucking amped up bro i'm about to go buy myself a fuckin red bull bro
Aug 24 2014 8:14PM
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erica
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Profahoben_212One time I got super fucked up and didn't move.


hehe me when i take drugz

alwayz chillin lol dont do pot!!!!!

Aug 24 2014 10:25PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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weed dick threadnice?
Aug 24 2014 10:32PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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SFBnice thread dickweed.


Barefootin_Fiendnice dick threadweed


.FRY.nice weed dickthread


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Aug 24 2014 11:18PM
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PungentMelon
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"Im high on drugs" - Thank god you're not high on pizza cause that'd just be fucked up
Aug 24 2014 11:42PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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professor_chaos"Im high on drugs" - Thank god you're not high on pizza cause that'd just be fucked up


Omg that was hilarious. Have you considered stand-up?
Aug 24 2014 11:45PM
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.FRY.
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professor_chaos"Im high on drugs" - Thank god you're not high on pizza cause that'd just be fucked up


I don't get it
Aug 24 2014 11:47PM
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plyswthsqrrls
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professor_chaos"Im high on drugs" - Thank god you're not high on pizza cause that'd just be fucked up


up here in canadia we shoot pizza all day. crazy trip
Aug 24 2014 11:53PM
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