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Jaskittin
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So one day, me and my friends were good and baked and decided to go to wendys. When we got there, we first made the lady at the microphone wait a long time while everyone sat and shouted their orders at the same time. Finally, I took some order and got everyones orders. After i told her what we wanted, the friend of mine sittin shotgun leans over and yells 'Ill take a extremely large order of chiken mctesticles!!!' and then the manager gets on and goes 'Sir, if you cannot behave yourself, then i will not serve you. Being the dumbass i go 'im sorry, can we still get our food, im hungry.' And the let us, so as were driving around to the window, i parked like 3 feet away, and trying to strech the money to the guy, i droped it all over the ground. So i had to get out and pick it all up, and crawl under my car to getit and stuff. Yeah, fun night.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 15 2004 11:28PM
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rk1080
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meh



11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing
Dec 15 2004 11:31PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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hmm...
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Dec 15 2004 11:35PM
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Jaskittin
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guess u just had to be there























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 15 2004 11:35PM
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Latch
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And then your black friend was like, 'I don't have any money.' So you slam on the gas, but there is a little girl riding her bike in front of you. Your friend is like, 'Man, watch out!' Then the screen goes black and say some anti-drug thing and the commercial is over.



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Dec 15 2004 11:40PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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ya guess so. sounds funny. kind of
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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj



Dec 15 2004 11:40PM
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Apple
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that isnt funny at all.
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Dec 15 2004 11:49PM
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lineskier610
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I've never yet seen a little girl riding her bike while I'm waiting for my food or anyone riding their bike for that matter.





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Dec 15 2004 11:49PM
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guddgulf17
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that would be halarious if you had a video
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Dec 15 2004 11:54PM
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Jaskittin
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Well, dammit, maybe it was just funny at the time, i dunno, just imagine a white kid with a giant fro and a keystone headband yelling for an order of chicken Mctesticles.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 16 2004 12:09AM
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Jenna1106
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haha...i almost took money from a bus driver once when i was going to the city with my friend because i thought he took it from me but he didn't. it was one of the most confusing moments of my life.
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Dec 16 2004 12:18AM
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Bangor
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hahahahahah, wow.
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'dammit, maybe it was just funny at the time, i dunno, just imagine a white kid with a giant fro and a keystone headband yelling for an order of chicken Mctesticles.'

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Dec 16 2004 6:31AM
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dhenemy
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damn i even have a better ripped wendys trip then that.
Dec 16 2004 7:27AM
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Sdot
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Definitely one of those 'had to be there' cases, but I can definitely see how that'd be entertaining to me if I was baked and involved.



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Dec 16 2004 7:45AM
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SohCahToa
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not funny!
Dec 16 2004 11:44AM
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bigkstylie
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HAHAH Latch's comment was about an anti-drug ommercial on Chappelle's SHow
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Dec 16 2004 12:02PM
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proZach
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why were you a dumbass when you asked for the food.
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Dec 16 2004 2:16PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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his comment was about an actual commercial that was parodied on the chappelles show.
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Dec 16 2004 2:24PM
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InfernoHits
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not that funny, I guess I woulda laughed if I were there
Dec 16 2004 3:23PM
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Jaskittin
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Why was i a dumbass when i asked for the food? Maybe for the simple reason that 6 bowls of weed was fucking with me























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 17 2004 12:45AM
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lanks
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i, along with trixta and two other no good hooligans, have been banned from a wendys for life. it was a great story, but im over typing stories on ns.

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Dec 17 2004 12:49AM
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Jaskittin
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Yeah, the kid with the afro was already banned from that restaurant, and i guess he just needed to take out some anger. Whenever we go to mcdonalds he asks for the mcpenis fillet. The people there are retarded though, and always give him either a mcchiken or a fishofillet.























well thats pretty tough because my hand is a lot sexier than many females-NewSkool450

Dec 17 2004 12:51AM
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