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Girls and their stupid fucking facebook posts

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acualywasdolan
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Facebook is kind of like ns would be if it was mostly girls and they posted retarded fucking shit all the time that they think is clever from buzzfeed etc...

Heres an example http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/animals-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now?s=mobile

I want to make a troll account on fb and talk so much shit about them...

Good lord people are fucking boring...
May 24 2014 11:34PM
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HamFaceGirl
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yeah man don't girls suck? GUYS RULE
May 24 2014 11:37PM
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soccerzla7
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So ironic coming from you
May 24 2014 11:38PM
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SFB
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Spssretarded fucking shit


yep
May 25 2014 12:41AM
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GIF
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SFByep


SFB and his stupid fucking one word responses...

Lol
May 25 2014 12:44AM
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chiefbroseph
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You should get more pissed off about something that you read over the internet...
May 25 2014 12:46AM
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SFB
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GIFSFB and his stupid fucking one word responses...

Lol


congrats on the name change bro

May 25 2014 12:53AM
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a_lurker
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But those dogs were sooo funny!
May 25 2014 12:54AM
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El_Barto.
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HamFaceGirlyeah man don't girls suck? GUYS RULE


that icon. Hamfacegirl FTW
May 25 2014 1:55AM
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bighomieflock
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fuck girls
May 25 2014 3:08AM
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Willskiforfree
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Stupid hoes
May 25 2014 5:06AM
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little1337
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HamFaceGirlyeah man don't girls suck? GUYS RULE


May 25 2014 9:06AM
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CliffyByro
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why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?


because they can't even
May 25 2014 10:25AM
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basic bitches
May 25 2014 11:05AM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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May 25 2014 11:40AM
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Huck_Norris
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Ironic bitchpost is ironic.

Spss and his stupid fucking NS posts. Lol.
May 25 2014 11:45AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Lord_Byron


You know you hit an all time low when you take time out of your day to make a "byron approved" picture.
May 25 2014 1:24PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Granite_StateYou know you hit an all time low when you take time out of your day to make a "byron approved" picture.


Oh this wasn't just made for this. The Byron Stamp of Approval is going to be an ongoing trend.
May 25 2014 1:36PM
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op14
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Lord_ByronOh this wasn't just made for this. The Byron Stamp of Approval is going to be an ongoing trend.


I'll make sure to down vote it every time.

Girls on my college acceptance group fb page are by far the fucking worst. Starting yesterday they all started posting about womens rights and shit its so bada nd has gotten completely out of hand. Also,





















Fuck you Dolan
May 25 2014 1:40PM
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HamFaceGirl
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mmccarthy14I'll make sure to down vote it every time.

Girls on my college acceptance group fb page are by far the fucking worst. Starting yesterday they all started posting about womens rights and shit its so bada nd has gotten completely out of hand. Also,





















Fuck you Dolan


You should just shit on them and say how much more beer you're gonna drink than them next year #FUCKGIRLS
May 25 2014 2:24PM
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the.hellion.
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This thread is fucking tasteless and offensive.
You have to be trolling .. You have to know that no one gives a shit about your Facebook situation and that you're coming off a little to close to the Elliot Rodgers School of Retribution.
.. And if you are trolling and my meter's being wonky, your timing is still off.
May 25 2014 2:30PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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the.hellion.This thread is fucking tasteless and offensive.
You have to be trolling .. You have to know that no one gives a shit about your Facebook situation and that you're coming off a little to close to the Elliot Rodgers School of Retribution.
.. And if you are trolling and my meter's being wonky, your timing is still off.


dont think this had shit to do with that murder-nerd
May 25 2014 2:34PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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the.hellion.This thread is fucking tasteless and offensive.
You have to be trolling .. You have to know that no one gives a shit about your Facebook situation and that you're coming off a little to close to the Elliot Rodgers School of Retribution.
.. And if you are trolling and my meter's being wonky, your timing is still off.


Boo fucking hoo.

Sad thing is girls bring this upon themselves.
May 25 2014 2:47PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Granite_StateBoo fucking hoo.

Sad thing is girls bring this upon themselves.


also ironic pinkname is ironic.
May 25 2014 2:48PM
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CliffyByro
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the.hellion.This thread is fucking tasteless and offensive.
You have to be trolling .. You have to know that no one gives a shit about your Facebook situation and that you're coming off a little to close to the Elliot Rodgers School of Retribution.
.. And if you are trolling and my meter's being wonky, your timing is still off.


the OP is a fucking idiot and is not trolling, but lets be honest here, (obviously this only applies to some girls and not all girls, and guys too) but it is true, people post some really retarded shit on facebook.

buzzfeed links are really beginning to piss me off. like great, you've shared a list of stupid gifs that have been going around the internet for fucking years with inane captions stuck above them in a vain attempt at humour, aren't you so hilarious and original. it's quickly becoming the new 9gag.
May 25 2014 2:55PM
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the.hellion.
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Granite_StateBoo fucking hoo.

Sad thing is girls bring this upon themselves.




Uhhhh - PEOPLE bring this on themselves. I would venture to say that Spss' NS threads rival the annoying posts by the people he's added on Facebook. Whatever this thread sucks, it's fuckng Facebook. If you don't like what they're saying can't you unfriend them or some shit
May 25 2014 3:30PM
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Spinoza
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Lord_ByronOh this wasn't just made for this. The Byron Stamp of Approval is going to be an ongoing trend.


who are you
May 25 2014 3:38PM
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SFB
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the.hellion.Uhhhh - PEOPLE bring this on themselves. I would venture to say that Spss' NS threads rival the annoying posts by the people he's added on Facebook. Whatever this thread sucks, it's fuckng Facebook. If you don't like what they're saying can't you unfriend them or some shit


lol u mad
May 25 2014 3:42PM
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Substitute
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Never again.
May 25 2014 4:40PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Spinozawho are you


https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/members/profile/hide_header/1/member_id/192927
May 25 2014 5:37PM
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ModMommy
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Girls tend to post more about their thoughts and such more than guys do. It's annoying as hell, I don;t want to read lyrics and blog posts on facebook.
May 25 2014 5:46PM
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acualywasdolan
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Im so over facebook right now.
Ive got this one rich friend who literally gets massages when he gets the chance, and hes telling everybody hes going to become a navy seal.

my newsfeed is chocked full of ppl sharing retarded shit. Like everyone posting pictures of themselves at parties. fucking jokes of human beings who couldnt do something requiring coordination to save their lives, showing off how good they look as if that was all that mattered

im over it
Jun 15 2014 1:46AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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acualywasdolanIm so over facebook right now.
Ive got this one rich friend who literally gets massages when he gets the chance, and hes telling everybody hes going to become a navy seal.

my newsfeed is chocked full of ppl sharing retarded shit. Like everyone posting pictures of themselves at parties. fucking jokes of human beings who couldnt do something requiring coordination to save their lives, showing off how good they look as if that was all that mattered

im over it


Well thank god you let it get to you so much. You sound pathetic dude.

Here's a couple grand ideas.

Turn off your computer

Delete your facebook

Unfriend the tards

Masturbate into hair clippings

go fuck yourself
Jun 15 2014 2:21AM
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SFB
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acualywasdolanliterally gets massages


as opposed to figuratively getting massages?
Jun 15 2014 2:23AM
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acualywasdolan
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Jake, dont ever talk to the man that way again
Jun 15 2014 2:28AM
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freestyler540
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some of those comments were gold
Jun 15 2014 11:51AM
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deleted5
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CliffyByrowhy do white girls hang out in odd numbers?


because they can't even


knock knock
Jun 15 2014 12:49PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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I enjoyed that article.

Jun 15 2014 12:57PM
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Scaredwhiteboy
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Lord_Byron


This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.



All the political activism and other drivel girls post on Facebook is the cost of being able to check out pictures of them whenever you want. I will gladly make that trade.
Jun 15 2014 1:11PM
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deleted5
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The referenced post has been removed.


Abraham Lincoln
Jun 15 2014 1:55PM
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acualywasdolan
Posts: 1172 - Karma: -747
the.hellion.This thread is fucking tasteless and offensive.
You have to be trolling .. You have to know that no one gives a shit about your Facebook situation and that you're coming off a little to close to the Elliot Rodgers School of Retribution.
.. And if you are trolling and my meter's being wonky, your timing is still off.


the.hellion.Uhhhh - PEOPLE bring this on themselves. I would venture to say that Spss' NS threads rival the annoying posts by the people he's added on Facebook. Whatever this thread sucks, it's fuckng Facebook. If you don't like what they're saying can't you unfriend them or some shit


If you are a girl, i respect the balls you have to stroll in here and try (try) to call me out. Everyone has experienced the fucking detritus that girls regularly post on facebook, and your defense of the indefensible in this case suggests that you yourself are no exception the the trend of total shit posting seen by girls more often than guys.
Jun 15 2014 5:15PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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this one made me lol

Jun 15 2014 6:15PM
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deleted5
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The referenced post has been removed.


How do you not know who Abraham Lincoln is, you're so dumb, you're almost as dumb as spss.
Jun 15 2014 7:26PM
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VT_FLO
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acualywasdolanFacebook is kind of like ns would be if it was mostly girls and they posted retarded fucking shit all the time that they think is clever from buzzfeed etc...

Heres an example http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/animals-that-cannot-even-handle-it-right-now?s=mobile

I want to make a troll account on fb and talk so much shit about them...

Good lord people are fucking boring...


Dude... This is ironic because you're sitting on the computer talking about trolling people on the internet, making you really boring.
Jun 15 2014 7:46PM
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.FRY.
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yeah man girls are so gay
Jun 15 2014 9:37PM
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acualywasdolan
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zzzskizzzHow do you not know who Abraham Lincoln is, you're so dumb, you're almost as dumb as spss.


Zzkiizz plz
Jun 15 2014 10:45PM
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Casey
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The main thing that bugs me about facebook is that the majority of posts are just people mindlessly regurgitating bullshit that they saw somewhere else. Post original content once in a while you stupid fucking nimrods, don't just share share share share share all this mindless garbage. When I post, its something insightful, like "don't talk to me before I've had my venti. #caffeine." Where did I come up with that?
Jun 15 2014 11:42PM
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juicedrummer11
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my facebook feed is full of married people and unmarried people's newborn kids. gotta love that small town cesspool of reproducing
Jun 16 2014 12:22AM
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