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Advice to yourself a year ago

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RimJobber
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If you could send a letter or text or something to yourself a year ago, what would it say?

I would probably tell myself to ignore Alexis and talk to Jordan, work at Northstar, don't fuck around during the school year, and invest in dogecoin, because who knew that joke would actually be worth something.
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
Take the blue pill
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uni-corn
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Winning lottery numbers for the past year.
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RimJobber
Posts: 3313 - Karma: 10,058
uni-cornWinning lottery numbers for the past year.


Do you know them off the top of your head?
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.undetected
Posts: 1076 - Karma: -445
CLEAR YOUR BROWSING HISTORY!!!!!!!
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uni-corn
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RimJobberDo you know them off the top of your head?


www.google.com
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,194
Don't go to the college I went to
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Mingg
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I would have told myself to apply to more ski related colleges lol at my priorities.
I would have warned myself that my grandpa would have a stroke on Christmas, and maybe that would have saved him.
I would have reminded myself not to eat the cake that sent me into a full blown allergic reaction on my birthday. (Thanking my mom for buying a cake I was allergic to)
I would have told myself not to take Public Speaking. The class blows.
I would have told myself to have more fun with senior year, and that it really goes by fast as hell.
And I would have kept everything else a surprise I guess! haha
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,410
Keep doing what you're doing.
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caderobinson
Posts: 1193 - Karma: 4,770
Take advantage of situations. Ohh the things I could have gotten this past year (non-sexually)
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,472
Don't eat so much ass
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steezburgereddie
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She has herpes
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Spagett+
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Mr.SlothDon't eat so much ass


No sloth don't tell yourself that I like it!!
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CitizenKane
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don't touch the butt
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Mixy
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Fuck bitches get money
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FBGM
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1337Fuck bitches get money


damstr8
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SFB
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get the 12 inch dragon dildo, not the 18 inch.
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Randy_Quench
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dont fuck yourself up midseason on an awesome pow day.

give less fucks.

dont live with him.

apply yourself you twat.
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the.hellion.
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Move out west. Now.
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DrZoidberg
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Don't go surf the day you get back from school. You will step on a rusty thing that washed up in Sandy and will subsequently require a tetanus shot. The waves will also suck.
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timmi
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Fuck a year ago. 10 years ago, I would probably say focus on school a lot more and get into a different direction with your education.

A year ago... I don't know, you're going to get a taste for ales so stock up?
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-MK-
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I would tell myself to try harder in the 6th grade
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CaptainObvious.
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Dont hire that plumber.
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Bagina
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-MK-I would tell myself to try harder in the 6th grade


Almost done 7th their buddy, good job! We're proud of you!
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Mixy
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Only loneliness drinks at the bar you set too high
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Bodhisattva_
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steezburgereddieShe has herpes


Yep. Shoulda seen that one coming.

Also that college actually requires hard work to do well in, and to not bring all of your weed to parties because you're going to get too drunk and lose 5 ounces and never know who took it.
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ModMommy
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When you drink, try and be fucking responsible. DON'T TAKE LONG POLES IN THE PARK, YOU WILL FUCK YOUR SHOULDER UP. Don't be so down on college, try and enjoy yourself and talk to people. Date that kid you wanted to.
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Spinoza
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do exactly what you would do
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theabortionator
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A year ago?

Has your life really changed that much in a year? On some last minute track to power through the journey of personal discovery?

I would really want to fuck with the small things in life and for the big picture I'd tell myself to just keep on.

If there's something going wrong you need to look to the future. Looking to past mistakes is helpful if you learn from them, but dwelling on the what could have's won't get you anywhere.

Life isn't perfect, just gotta try and make peace with everything, accept that there are things you can't change, and move forward in a positive direction.


/super lame fortune cookie borty
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JahLiam
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Don't ski without a helmet so you don't lose your OG yoke hat
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shorty_T
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19 months ago...
Don't get pregnant yet, your mom is going to die and she needs you.
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But since I cant go back, she's gone :(
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El_Barto.
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theabortionatorA year ago?

Has your life really changed that much in a year? On some last minute track to power through the journey of personal discovery?

I would really want to fuck with the small things in life and for the big picture I'd tell myself to just keep on.

If there's something going wrong you need to look to the future. Looking to past mistakes is helpful if you learn from them, but dwelling on the what could have's won't get you anywhere.

Life isn't perfect, just gotta try and make peace with everything, accept that there are things you can't change, and move forward in a positive direction.


/super lame fortune cookie borty


The fact that you call yourself borty...
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theabortionator
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El_Barto.The fact that you call yourself borty...


The first time I've ever used it. other than quoting it.
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chickenonabun
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Don't 420 blaze the bob marley ganja you're parents will not take kindly to that.
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theBearJew
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Don't do the right thing when you quit your job. Your boss is going to fuck you over and dick you out of $3,500.
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Zimmerman
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More drugs
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JAHBRADOR
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immasWhen you drink, try and be fucking responsible. DON'T TAKE LONG POLES IN THE PARK, YOU WILL FUCK YOUR SHOULDER UP. Don't be so down on college, try and enjoy yourself and talk to people. Date that kid you wanted to.


Wus i the 1 the got awy bby?
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Abu_Hajaar
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Research kemicals do not belong in your ass
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op14
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RimJobberI would probably tell myself to ignore Alexis and talk to Jordan


Do not, I repeat DO NOT date Taylor.
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twin-tip-hero
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ALWAYS PULL OUT EVEN IF THEY SAY THEY'RE ON THE PILL.....FUCKING SKANK
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ModMommy
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JAHBRADORWus i the 1 the got awy bby?

Of course bb
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Bodhisattva_
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theabortionatorA year ago?

Has your life really changed that much in a year? On some last minute track to power through the journey of personal discovery?


Yeah, I think a lot can change in a year. Some years more than others, but I look back at myself 12 months ago and can notice changes in my world view and outlook on life most definitely. As well as many decisions that I don't necessarily regret, but would be interested to pursue another path or two and see where it could have gone.
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Skibumsmith
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have more sex
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Snowgoner
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El_Barto.The fact that you call yourself borty...


haahahaha
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arnie_grape
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keep it up brah you're right on point
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urbanjib
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theabortionatorA year ago?

Has your life really changed that much in a year? On some last minute track to power through the journey of personal discovery?


At this exact time last year, I was in a psychiatric hospital for suicide, drug/alcohol abuse, and anxiety. So yes I'd say so.

Id tell myself not to goto the liquor store that night, and to have called my family earlier for help.
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JAHBRADOR
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immasOf course bb


kl so wen we d8ing
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theBearJew
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theabortionatorA year ago?

Has your life really changed that much in a year?


http://youtu.be/-r2xXtSsPV0

How do you measure... measure a year?
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Garebear
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DONT PUT YOUR PENIS THERE!
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milk_man
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DON'T DATE THAT STUPID CHICK AGAIN. SHE'S SKETCHY. STOOOPPPPP NOOOOOOOO
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daannnnieel
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don't invest all of your money in weed you idiot.
don't start relationships if you don't want them.
start doing school work for grade 12 life will be easier.
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