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First World Skier Problems

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extravert
Posts: 1113 - Karma: 3,202
If you're skiing in June, do you count it for that year or next seasons day total?
You can't decide which of your 4 pairs of skis to bring to the mountain
11 years ago
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Atomika09
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Pipe gloves have awesome graphics but are as waterproof as a sponge.

Accidentally ordered two bars of Butta wax

Lost my sports cam remote.. guess ill have to use the buttons *sigh*

Run out of room for helmet stickers...

My mates are going off to canada for a season together and Im stuck on a summer season

naah just kidding bout last one, Seasoooon!! :DDD
11 years ago
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.FRY.
Posts: 5685 - Karma: 22,819
forgot my lunch. guess i'll have to pay for a $10 burger
11 years ago
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broto
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Nearly every skier problem is a first world skier problem
11 years ago
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S.J.W
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uhh that gaper is using a lip as a jump, guess I'll have to rake it.

My brake to my binding snapped, guess I'll have to buy a new one.
11 years ago
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beauchamp
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,191
forgot my goggles at house... well i'm gonna have to cry like a baby the whole day
11 years ago
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TOAST.
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redundant
11 years ago
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Mingg
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That dipshit gaper has the same jacket as me, looks like i'm gonna have to buy a new one
11 years ago
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caderobinson
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I cant tell what goggles i should use today
11 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
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my legs hurt from the waist deep pow i just skied
11 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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My brake to my binding snapped, guess I'll have to buy a new one.[/QUOTEWith all the advancements being made in skiing, why the hell is this still a problem?? I challenge someone on here to design a brake that doesn't snap off every time you land switch. If it works, I'll be your first customer.
11 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
^^ shit too many beers. Im going to bed
11 years ago
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DanielHanka
Posts: 677 - Karma: 12,494
going heliskiing - scared of flying and heights.
11 years ago
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galardogod
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 5,336
Having to take all your gear off to take a shit.
11 years ago
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Agamemnon
Posts: 310 - Karma: 3,402
That steak at the mountain restaurant was so overcooked.
11 years ago
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elm.
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 13,605
im out of weed
11 years ago
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 678
Can't bring the Lambo to the mountain because it doesn't have snow tires, guess I'll just have to drive the Audi instead.
11 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
My hot chocolate is way too hot
11 years ago
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Wizerd
Posts: 908 - Karma: 6,696
My dad ONLY makes like 2 mil
11 years ago
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PKchu
Posts: 1158 - Karma: 5,943
Where. The fuck. Are my earbuds.
11 years ago
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BabyRoy
Posts: 227 - Karma: 1,190
Too many faceshots i cant see
11 years ago
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.tomskis
Posts: 380 - Karma: 1,025
TIMDToo many faceshots i cant see


This is not a laughing matter. Srs
11 years ago
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250r
Posts: 2276 - Karma: 1,013
its such bullshit that we can only ski till the end of may...ive gotta wait three whole weeks to ski again now
11 years ago
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Shoulda brought a snorkel.
11 years ago
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Brocka_Flocka
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 8,744
Vail Resorts...
11 years ago
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chuckmarty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 453
My ski rack isn't big enough for all my skis

How do I poop wearing this onesie?
11 years ago
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casey_cope
Posts: 675 - Karma: 3,398
Getting my full tilts heat molded is really hot and uncomfortable
11 years ago
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elm.
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cmancopeGetting my full tilts heat molded is really hot and uncomfortable


it's not though. it's actually really nice.
11 years ago
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nicola.lussi
Posts: 50 - Karma: 24
smellsim out of weed


duude I just checked bc you posted that and I actually can't find my weed. fuck
11 years ago
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B.Quincy
Posts: 1074 - Karma: 963
We have no snow early season, wait we have more snow than than the east coast all year
11 years ago
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milk_man
Posts: 5252 - Karma: 5,975
When your ipod dies

When the snow is sticky and you're hiking a rail so it's difficult to put on your skis every time
11 years ago
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dunkaroos
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better buy that expensive energy drink instead of using the water fountain

spending $$ getting to the mountain

oops just hit a rock and blew out 8 inches of edge and base, better go buy another $500 pair of wooden sticks

why not have a different ski for each condition?
11 years ago
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kim_jong_ill
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TIMDToo many faceshots i cant see

i can't even. i just can't
11 years ago
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max61195
Posts: 370 - Karma: 153
my Oakley airwaves broke and now i have to go and buy new ones.
11 years ago
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Mr.noodle
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 4,655
Reviving this thread

My family wants to go on a trip to Mexico this Christmas break

Ski racers period

Should I get a new pair of park or pow skis this season?
10 years ago
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lgward
Posts: 301 - Karma: 404
cold toes

goggle hotness

stairs in ski boots

when some dipshit hits you over the head with the safety bar
10 years ago
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PeppermillReno
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East coast skiing being cold AF which skiing in Tahoe seem like a summer sport in comparison.

Wearing a ski hat instead of a backwards baseball hat...having to take your boots out of the car, having to wear a neckwarmer, etc etc etc.

No heating vent in the bathroom at my house that has a tub so I can't take baths till I bring over a space heater and the bathroom with heat is shower only
10 years ago
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Laurent.
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It was snowing so hard today that nobody was able to see my sick fit that my parents paid for.
10 years ago
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whackhouse
Posts: 736 - Karma: 939
my tall isnt tall enough,
my hoodie isnt tall enough
my jacket isnt big enough
my nose hurts from sagging my goggles
my pants aren't baggy enough
my poles are too long
10 years ago
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perpledrank
Posts: 51 - Karma: 68
Can't find the keys to the helicopter for guess we'll have to cancel the BC and ski aspen resort instead.
10 years ago
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Craigskis
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10 years ago
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Bum.Life
Posts: 507 - Karma: 2,608
I can only fit 6 beers in my day pack
10 years ago
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Marcuntus
Posts: 128 - Karma: 252
I forgot to charge my ipod

I don't get cell service out here??? How am I supposed to prove that I went skiing today If it's not on instagram
10 years ago
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alexissefb
Posts: 89 - Karma: 106
stuck and cut on tha rail, fuck this
10 years ago
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rtl32
Posts: 679 - Karma: 1,161
I can't change my music because if I take my iPhone out of my jacket, the battery gets cold and it dies..

inb4 use the remote thing on the wire.

I don't have one
10 years ago
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Bagels
Posts: 1022 - Karma: 1,306
My boot-fitter went to the Bahamas for the next 2 months.
10 years ago
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BenWhit
Posts: 4654 - Karma: 3,257
If I wear my ski socks on the ride the mountain, my feet will be freezing by the third run. If I go inside to change my socks before I hit the slopes, I'll be wasting runs.

Pooping is too hard with my boots on.
10 years ago
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rtl32
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BenWhitIf I wear my ski socks on the ride the mountain, my feet will be freezing by the third run.


Why would that make your feet freeze?
10 years ago
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toastyteenagers
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ski boots.

seeing THE ASSHOLE SUN COME OUT AND FUCK UP THE SNOW

getting cold butt syndrome on an old chair
10 years ago
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BenWhit
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rtl32Why would that make your feet freeze?


I have a fairly long ride to the mountain, especially on day trips. When you wear ski socks in the car, your feet sweat. Ski with sweaty feet, even in ski socks, your feet freeze. especially on the EC where it gets frigid as fuck.
10 years ago
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