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NBCskier
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This happened a year ago don't ask why im posting it now. Here is my story..... So about a year ago when i was a wee child at the age of 16, i decided to go to our football game with some of my buds. After the game two of my friends, one that plays on the team, decide to go streaking. So we get a ride up to this long road called the 'Snoqualmie Parkway.' And get dropped off by my friends girlfriend. We proceed to drop our shorts and start running down this hill. Cars would come by honking. We see a car coming down that has those front bumpers that a cop would have so we book it into the bushes and crouch down. The car slows down and we sit there for a second. We look up and there are no lights on the top so we were like it must be the girls coming back to pick us up. We walk out and the cop shines a spot light on us. All in all he just sat us in the cop car and called are parents. It was worth it though. So go streaking if you ever get the chance.
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Dec 15 2004 9:35PM
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MattMcGinnis
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you went streaking.... with two guys.... ones a football player.... this doesnt seem gay to you?





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Dec 15 2004 9:39PM
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NBCskier
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it was fun who cares
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Dec 15 2004 9:42PM
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Bangor
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i went streaking last night......... with a girl....... in my dream.......
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Dec 15 2004 9:49PM
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T.L.
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you shoulda ran again
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Dec 15 2004 9:51PM
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PowderCanuck
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^that's kinda a waste of a good dream. if she's naked and it's your dream, why are you streaking?



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Dec 15 2004 9:52PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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lets see, through sfu campus, down transcanada, across the field on a televised rugby game, where else... i hate being a rookie
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
Dec 16 2004 12:51AM
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SmoKinSkier
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Haha reminds me when my friend got busted streaking




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Dec 16 2004 1:27AM
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Utahpowderskier
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Its used to be a tradition to streak at our homecoming game in high school. All of us would streak right passed the police officers on the side of the field and they wouldnt do jack. Maybe it was the fact that there were like 50 of us.
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Dec 16 2004 1:50AM
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davidh
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you arent extreme until you've done it skiing. I'm not extreme...yet.
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Dec 16 2004 6:06AM
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Saba
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yea its a tradition every year at my school too..a few years ago someone slipped and there was a massive pile up of naked people
Dec 16 2004 7:11AM
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TwinTipRider
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funny stuff a pile up of people that would be so funny
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Dec 16 2004 9:15AM
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SohCahToa
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it doesnt get much funnier that someone else seeing your wang when they didnt expect to. whoo!
Dec 16 2004 11:43AM
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freeskiBC
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I got suspended for streakin at a school dance with a fewe friends from rugby, it was convienent cuz everyone was outside becuz of a poulled firealarm... it sucked cuz i had surgery the weekafter suspension so i missed bout 2 1/2 weeks of school



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Dec 16 2004 11:45AM
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gretch6364
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Streaking and Rigby go hand in hand...Zooloo Warrior baby!



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Dec 16 2004 12:09PM
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Lé.Skiing
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what the hell is rigby??




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Dec 16 2004 12:55PM
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Apple
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rugby, he just didnt look after he typed.

Its true though, the streaking and rugby go togheter. My rugby team made a trip to kingston to play queens law shcool. In the early evening, as a rookie task, we were made to make a naked road block. there were 15 rookies on the trip, so the road block was huge. We lned up across the road, and it connect to their main street, princess i think it is, anyways there was a big crowd of people at the end of the street watching and laughing at the humour of the whole thing When a car pulled up one guy would walk up to them and ask them if they wanted to go through, when they said yes, we woul let them. One car didnt even come down the street, it was halarious. It turned on to the street, stoped, and then went into revers and left. Of course, the cops showed up soon after, but we easily talked our way out of it. It was good times.
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Dec 16 2004 1:17PM
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gretch6364
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Yes I ment Rugby...I had to do my zooloo warrior(naked run around field after first college career tri) at Notre Dame after we beat them...it was the first time we (our rugby football club)had been allowed back on thier campus in 30 years



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Dec 16 2004 1:25PM
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12ParkRat60
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ive gone before, just jumping on a trampoline naked now thats fun

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Dec 16 2004 3:00PM
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InfernoHits
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trampoline naked... don't you get ball slap?
Dec 16 2004 3:27PM
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gretch6364
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one would thing so....jumping on a tramp naked would hurt...wait I wouldn't mind jumping on a naked tramp while I was naked

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Dec 16 2004 3:34PM
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NickMartini
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i hate ball slap!



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Dec 16 2004 3:44PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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yeah fellow drunken naked rugby players we're taking over now biatches, lol funny cause we had 5 girls on the tour with us but they wouldnt get naked, fuckers....SFU saw my wang
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
Dec 16 2004 4:20PM
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gretch6364
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We make our rookie do naked bowling on the bar floor after matches...we of course throw cold beer on them and sing its a small world after all while all the girls laft..but hey it is all in fun!!

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Dec 16 2004 4:26PM
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ViperSki
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you aint nothing until you've seen 8 girls streak through your chem final in christmas hats and red thongs.

also some guy streaked at our playoff soccer game which was indcredibly funny, got over the fence right before security got there, i think he ripped his scarf though.


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Dec 16 2004 8:39PM
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skibum193
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^no way 8 girsl streaked. thats too good to be tru

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Dec 16 2004 8:58PM
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danbrown
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WERE GOING STREAKING!!!! COME ON EVERYBODY!!! WERE GOING STREAKING!!!
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Dec 16 2004 9:01PM
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Lateralis
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i jumped around naked on my trampoline before and i got rub burn on my toecap and it swelled up like a marble on the tip of it, it was nasty and hurt when i peed




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Dec 16 2004 9:01PM
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SNOWMAN17
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i almost got a ticket for streaking the other day, we were in downtown and the bet was 5 bucks to go 1 street down through the gas station and around the other street kinda making a circle around this block, well a cop just happends to be filling up on gas and spotlights me and tried to take the pump out and chase me but i was gone, he circled my friends car like 5 times with his spotlight looking in alleys and shit
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Dec 16 2004 9:54PM
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NBCskier
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trampolining naked is dope, just when ur balls slap kinda stings
SGB



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Dec 16 2004 10:03PM
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Vtsnowski
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i did that with two girls this summer, in to a lake

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Dec 16 2004 10:17PM
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FUUUCK
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i vaccume naked
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Dec 17 2004 12:06AM
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