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InfernoHits
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Well as I told you in a previous post I had to memorize the hamlet to be or not to be soliloquy. I could not do this, but instead I recorded it onto my ipod through my comp and hooked it up throguh my school jacket and the ear bud exits through my sleeve to my ear. I think I have beaten the system I will let you know how it goes tomorrow
Dec 15 2004 9:18PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I cant wait to hear the outcome... hehe


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Dec 15 2004 9:24PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
oh and if I do get caught its most likely 10 demerits (30 to get kicked out of school) and 2 days of hour long detentions
Dec 15 2004 9:24PM
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NBCskier
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yes sounds perfect
SGB



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Dec 15 2004 9:26PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
nevermind then, you have nothing to worry about, just DO NOT ACT/LOOK SKETCH.


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Dec 15 2004 9:27PM
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ktlu
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 25
good luck with that... i could never pull it off, but good luck non the less


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Dec 15 2004 9:28PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
hopefully u have long hair to cover the ear pieces



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Dec 15 2004 9:28PM
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fizzlefry
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haha, you have de-merits?
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Dec 15 2004 9:29PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
they don't come out of the top of the sleeve, they come out and are underneith one layer of cloth, inbetween the outside and the lining. so I rest my head on my arm while writing and it reads it off

Dec 15 2004 9:29PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I thought you had to say that in front of the class... so dont even stress.


-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
-Theory-3 Breath and Stop-
Dec 15 2004 9:32PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
and yes demerits are these things that they hold over us, no one really cares till you get 10 (thats a letter home) or 20 which is suspension.. The 2 detentions suck though, you have to write quotes for the hour
Dec 15 2004 9:33PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
go for it dude



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Dec 15 2004 9:40PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
my friend had a hands-free set up for his cell phone that we used to get him through the Slovak and Literature graduation exam in Slovakia. During the exam, you pick a numbered aluminum chip froma pile that is assigned to a question. The answer is a 15 minute monologue on your part that you have 15 minutes to prepare for.
HE had not studied at all for the exam. He picked a question and dialed my number on the cell he had in the inside pocket of his suit. he had the wire in his sleeve and the little earbud earphone in his palm. I heard the teacher say the number and when he sat down he rested hi head on the hand with the earphone....I read the whole answer to him and he took notes...then he read the fuckin answer and aced this exam...what an asshole. I studied like crazy toget an A on it.









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Dec 15 2004 10:00PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yeah man, everybody in my highschool had to do that, except the teachers were thinkin ahead, saying we couldnt wear hoodies, and tie long hair back.



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Dec 15 2004 10:19PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
thats sick



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Dec 15 2004 10:24PM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
teachers suck dude
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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
Dec 15 2004 10:34PM
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lawman1ca
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
hahaha...innovation on ns...love it.



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first, you have to check out the scene;

second, you have to ride that topography;

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Dec 15 2004 10:41PM
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TwinTipRider
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yea man ipods are killer for cheating on tests my one friend always has pop up tests in english then they give him like 5 min to study so he busts out the labtop has all the answers sent to his i pod then puts it on the desk the eachor thinks its nothing then using the text thing on the ipod he ases the test how decent is that i'm so getting an i pod
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Dec 15 2004 10:42PM
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Von
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dude its so easy to cheat at my school i dont need any of that i just leave my study sheets on the floor next to me and my teachers have never noticed


http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13061053



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Dec 15 2004 11:01PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i used my md player to cheat on a law exam, i just read my notes into it and made a track for everyhing, then titled it so during the test i could just listen to the answer i wanted. It worked so well. but it wasnt oral or anything.. thats going to be tricky to pull off.
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Dec 15 2004 11:08PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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wow you guys are so sneaky

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one time i had a great idea to spit on my arm and pour sand on it to reveal a wonderful shape and to my amazement it was a..................perfectly shaped KITE!-Lateralis



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Dec 15 2004 11:46PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
damn....i-pods are sick. gonna use it for that when i get mine.
Dec 15 2004 11:59PM
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french_fry
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here in only a few teachers know about mp3 players being used to record stuff so its fine, but most of the time ppl just put their notes inside the desk

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

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Dec 16 2004 12:05AM
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lawman1ca
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
lol...Apple should advertise iPods as study aids. this is insane. i'm too 'in between the lines' to do that shit...I fear for my academic life. at my university, they told us that no electronic aids were allowed. but I guess the invigilators will think that all you want to do is listen to music so they let it slide.

interesting...





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skiing is like dating a girl:

first, you have to check out the scene;

second, you have to ride that topography;

& third, don't leave without taking a shot at the moneybooter.
Dec 16 2004 1:22AM
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Utahpowderskier
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god forbid you just memorize the damn thing.
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Dec 16 2004 1:53AM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
just remeber its not really cheating unless u get caught
Dec 16 2004 2:04AM
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davidh
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ya'll should just do some online classes. They cant do a damn thing about you cheating. I have to get a couple questions wrong every now and again just so doesnt think I'm 'cheating'. Hell, he knows, but is too lazy to give a fuck. Yay for online classes!
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Dec 16 2004 6:11AM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
oh for everyone, this is not oral (I think) if it is I am fucked. I'm pretty sure it is written, but its off to school now, I'll tell you how it went
Dec 16 2004 6:27AM
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MADr.
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well my friends used the new game boys for a spanish test and it worked pretty good.



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Dec 16 2004 12:52PM
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From_Hell
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
that's wicked, i hated having to memoize frickin shakespear in my highschool english classes.

Listen To MORE Heavy Metal!!
Dec 16 2004 1:06PM
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Pavesi
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hahaha thats funny good luck
Dec 16 2004 1:30PM
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Phrosty
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also another real good thing to do is print out your notes in super small font and put the paper inside the casing of a clear pen, that way you can read them while you do the test, and it's real hard for a teacher to see.
Dec 16 2004 1:37PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
i use that^ one a lot
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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
Dec 16 2004 1:42PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
i look at my neighbors paper thats my best technique




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Dec 16 2004 1:52PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
i write shit on the desks and i do the paper in the pen/pocket thing alot too
Dec 16 2004 2:45PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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get a bottle of coke or gaterade or something. peel back the corner of the label. write a cheat sheet on that.
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Dec 16 2004 2:49PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
haha the pen idea is really good! i cheated once in middle school, but felt so guilty i'd never do it again. damn conscience.



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arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly
proclaiming...'Wow! What a ride!'
Dec 16 2004 3:23PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
conscience... in school... I'm confused
Dec 16 2004 3:27PM
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fulltiltrocker
Posts: 699 - Karma: 167
Me adn a friend would have codes like tapping on the desk and all, only foor muptiple choice though.
i cant wait to hear what happens to you

let that sink in for a minute
Dec 16 2004 3:29PM
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T.L.
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^ how did it go?
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Dec 16 2004 3:30PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
oh I have another cheatinf story, I gave my friend sign language from across the room for the answers, but it turned out we were ont he wrong question so he ended up getting a 22 out of 100
I got a 97... ooops

Dec 16 2004 3:31PM
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jibij_steve
Posts: 289 - Karma: 10
where is cheating going to help you in life. yah you will get a good grade on the test but you won't actually know the information. if you do it all the time in high school, and thats what gives you good grades, once you get into college you will be in over your head
Dec 16 2004 3:40PM
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420jibber420
Posts: 117 - Karma: 10
Once you go to college or university forget about this shit. you can't cheat there. For fuck sakes the let you use a calculator but the one model they tell you. you have to buy it in the begining of the semester. never mind ipods. and if they catch you holy shit you are in a lot of trouble.
Dec 16 2004 3:51PM
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*ThaMovment*
Posts: 564 - Karma: 50
HAHA. I jjust copy the documents onto my iPod so I can read it during the test.
Dec 16 2004 3:55PM
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Forum*
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wow i've done this before, i recorded A bunch of Shake Spear quotes and stuff on my MP3. I wore my hoodie, plus i have long hair. And it acutally worked, it was deadly. today i had 2 major tests, it was sicks. so for science i wrote on a peice of paper all my notes, and slipped it behind my calculator. And history everyone talks during a test, my teacher doesn't really care, and i sit beside the smartest kid in my grade, instant answers.
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Dec 16 2004 4:02PM
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zachakskibum
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i had to memorize it,
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buy a hat, help a kid
Dec 16 2004 4:34PM
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TeenageWasteland
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how do oyu record stuff onto your ipod? what would i have to buy?
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Dec 16 2004 5:57PM
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A_T_K
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im supposed to be writing an essay on hamlet right now but im stalling out so hard
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Dec 16 2004 6:00PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
to record stuff onto an ipod take your computer microphone and record it onto your computer and download it onto the ipod
Dec 16 2004 6:20PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
if they catch you cheating w/ an ipod, theyd take it away probably. Although I saw it worked so good job.



what did that post make you think of me?
Dec 16 2004 6:48PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Cheating works my testament to that is i actually made it to college!!




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Dec 16 2004 6:57PM
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