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theBearJew
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So theses are great. I guess they hosted a contest for SFW ads. These are the 15 finalists.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG39iVCwWbc





http://vimeo.com/94667919






















Hope all my embeds work.
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Rusticles
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The first one is hilarious.

Silly but relevant joke for anyone that hasn't heard it before

Q. What is the most sensitive part on a mans body when he's masterbating?

A. His ears
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Peter.
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i don't get the shoes one

the rest are fucking hilarious though. especially the "they are among us" one
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Zimmerman
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Peter.i don't get the shoes one

the rest are fucking hilarious though. especially the "they are among us" one


Same and same, especially "teen lover"
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Ribss.
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Peter.i don't get the shoes one

the rest are fucking hilarious though. especially the "they are among us" one


I'm not sure, but it could be a play on the "if the shoe fits" expression. Possibly not.
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ModMommy
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The ritual one is my favorite out of the lot.
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-MK-
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The first is OUTRAGEOUS
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--ski--
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Peter.i don't get the shoes one


Male shoes, Female shoes.

There's also this one:



Four males, one female = gangbang.
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Ribss.
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--ski--Male shoes, Female shoes.

There's also this one:



Four males, one female = gangbang.


See now that makes sense, 3 up front 1 in back.
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dtwizzle
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These ads are fucking funny
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Lé.Skiing
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call me a hippy if you want but I thought this one is great.


I planted 120 trees.
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t_rob
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AdFreak.
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Barefootin_Fiend
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love the "You know the difference" and the "Where a one eye'd monster destroying a box makes sense" ads.
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Caleb.E
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Hilarious, simply Hilarious.
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theBearJew
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t_robAdFreak.


Me?
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AT-AT
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These are fucking great!
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RobDeleu
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Ah pornhub, the best porn site in the world together with xTube and the porn list @ http://theporndude.com/ :p

Pornhub seems to be doing an awesome job advertising wise. They're the only porn site that I ever hear about in the news. They seem to be everywhere these days. That movie 'Don Jon' had pornhub all over the place too and when I walk outside, I see people wearing T-shirts with their logo.

I remember the days, when people denied watching porn. Now you have trouble finding people who don't watch porn :D
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op14
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A different type of pornhub ad
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Al.Capone
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mmccarthy14A different type of pornhub ad


Works 100% of the time all the time!
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theBearJew
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http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/pornhub-erects-huge-billboard-times-square-after-long-search-great-non-pornographic-ad-160632

So this one won. And it was erected in Times Square.


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.Rybak.
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I wish the last one would have won.
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steezburgereddie
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theBearJewit was erected in Times Square.


I have a feeling that that pun was intended.
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J.D.
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The one eyed monster destroying a box one actually made me LOL
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neutralzombie
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this is not what i was expecting... but the diy one, classic.
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PBRasap
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or occasionally this one...
*SIIIIIIIGH* when will you learn, jennie. I don't even have a cock. You never listen when i talk. I feel like we're so distant...
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Mr_Mistur
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theBearJewhttp://www.adweek.com/adfreak/pornhub-erects-huge-billboard-times-square-after-long-search-great-non-pornographic-ad-160632

So this one won. And it was erected in Times Square.




HAHAHA. This is great.
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basedjase
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i was the 69th like
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B.Aussie
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haha the one eyed monster one is gold.
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Spiri7o
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first one is great
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