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skiierman
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Thank you J.D. for this entertainment.





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.



GW Award December 3, 2004
Dec 15 2004 8:55PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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ahh you just made my day


We pay our debt sometimes.
Dec 15 2004 8:56PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Hahahahaha! That DEFINATELY made my day!

-Matty
Kill his family and then at his funeral show him the videotape of you killing htem and then when he starts crying throw flour at him and shove poo in his nostrils. -Mikee talking about getting revenge on hackers
Dec 15 2004 9:04PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats insane.. made my day as well
no snow..
no girls..
no future..
Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...

Rock the Steeze

NY represent
Dec 15 2004 9:05PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
ive seen it before. hillarious none the less.
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Dec 15 2004 9:06PM
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NWofMidd
Posts: 152 - Karma: 10
What about Napoleon? He kicked the shit out of a lot of people. And, the Maginot Line was a victory. I don't get it.
Dec 15 2004 9:41PM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
how was the manigot line a victory the germans went around and beat the shit out of the french anyway. but that short bastard did do good for a while
note to self avoid blowing motor....again
Dec 16 2004 12:52AM
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Toothless
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
funny but maginot got smoked
Dec 16 2004 1:00AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
That is good




Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.
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Dec 16 2004 1:25AM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
haha, thats great, i love stuff like that! it made my day so far!

'what?' Lauren every time you ask her a question for the first time!

skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider


Dec 16 2004 1:42AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
seen b-for, and im french and im a WINNER! Damn, i just made a loser of myself.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Dec 16 2004 2:05AM
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EndlessWinta77
Posts: 560 - Karma: 13
hahahaha

-:Carpe Poon:-
When worst comes to worst skiing comes first.
Dec 16 2004 2:07AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
ill take you all and get you to lick my shoes, and then you shall see who dominates mafuckas!!! all right im chill im chill.

God created alcohol so that ugly women could still have sex.

(My real ID is french_hucker)
Dec 16 2004 2:07AM
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saucerboy84
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 10
google 'miserable failure' and hit im feeling lucky.
Dec 16 2004 2:24AM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
seen it, but still funny

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
Dec 16 2004 5:55AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
look in the address bar...its not google that made that page.

the 'miserable failure' one was good though
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Dec 16 2004 7:49AM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
ryan has a paint wtf is that about .. i think your just a good graphic design person and recreated everything on that page.
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Dec 16 2004 9:05AM
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Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
it's more fun if you try it yourself with the 'I'm feeling lucky' button









i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

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Dec 16 2004 10:16AM
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Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
OH MY GOD, that was so funny.
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Dec 16 2004 10:30AM
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gretch6364
Posts: 851 - Karma: 8
Who ever said I think it is fake is a dumb ass...of course it is fake it is a parody...anyhow..

What's the fastest gear on a French tank?












Reverse!!!!!!!



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''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete
Dec 16 2004 12:12PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
try typing: the answer to life the universe and everything

(will only make sence if youve read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy)
frog-blast the vent core
Dec 16 2004 12:45PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
hahaha, the miserable failure one was way better. and yeah, napoleon kicked some serious ass in europe, but that was a while ago
Dec 16 2004 12:52PM
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Almost
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
I love how childish the yanks get whenever theres a country that's critical of them. Alot of the world doesn't agree with you, childish slander doesn't make a difference
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CCF to Victory
Dec 16 2004 1:50PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
haha awesome




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Dec 16 2004 1:55PM
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gretch6364
Posts: 851 - Karma: 8
Hahaha...childish slander...who cares...those Dirty French Fucks better not call us to save thier asses ever again...if it wasn't for the US you would all be speaking German!!



Go Steelers!!



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''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete
Dec 16 2004 1:56PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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^ shut up. if it wasn't for the french we'd be speaking, well, english. but we wouldnt be our own country.

If you didnt notice, we were making fun of our president too. how about we get a sense of humor and not make everything a political arguement.
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Dec 16 2004 2:31PM
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gretch6364
Posts: 851 - Karma: 8
Yeah to bad the French took forever to help us...check out the histiry everyone thought they left us high and dry during the revolution



Go Steelers!!



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''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete
Dec 16 2004 2:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
so you expect french help whenever we get in a war?
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Dec 16 2004 2:39PM
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gretch6364
Posts: 851 - Karma: 8
To tell you the truth I don't expect anything from them...I have never meant a French person I have liked...do you even know any french citizens????....I had 2 for roomates for 3 years in college...great guys but some of the shit they say and the way they talk about france....man they make good wine though



Go Steelers!!



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Dec 16 2004 2:42PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
shut the fuck up bitch, why are you so pissed at the french? why do you care that they may not have supported the goverments decision to go to war, most of the world thought against it, so why not hate the whole world. either way, this was just supposed to be a funny thread. now you've gone and ruined it
Dec 16 2004 2:43PM
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gretch6364
Posts: 851 - Karma: 8
Almost was the one that ruined it...I even made a nice joke about the Frogs



Go Steelers!!



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''I was at Killington, Ripping, Waisted..'' - Uncle Pete
Dec 16 2004 2:44PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
ya go blame the italians instead



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Dec 16 2004 3:01PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
I'm Italian 100%, anywho that was fucking halrious, i dont like the french
«*$*Carney*$*»

One time at mount Mckay..........
Dec 16 2004 4:08PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
the thing is, we've saved frances ass multiple times since the revolution, and now they arent there for us.
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Dec 16 2004 4:28PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
You saved their ass because it was the right thing to do. they don't think that it's the right thing to do, which outweighs their debt to the US.
- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.
and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
Dec 16 2004 4:53PM
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Enthuzed
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 745
hahaahaha thats great
i had something funny to say but i forgot it.



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Dec 16 2004 4:55PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
first, there was the dark ages and all the wars then
second, napolean took over europe
third, we'd be part of britain right now had it now been for the british.
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Dec 16 2004 4:57PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
hahaha awsome.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 16 2004 6:11PM
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Skiertrav
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If you don't hit I'm feeling lucky when you type 'miserable failure', it also comes up with Bio of Jimmy Carter, and Michael Moore's fan club.
Dec 16 2004 6:51PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
Hahaha. That's awesome. it made my day.



'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon



There's Nothing To It But To Do It.



-Joel
Dec 16 2004 7:05PM
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evilninja
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 10
soo true.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
Dec 16 2004 7:06PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
i really like it



If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

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Dec 16 2004 7:34PM
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LittleDevil720
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haha, i like it



'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'
-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

Dec 16 2004 7:55PM
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eheath
Posts: 61604 - Karma: 123,113
hhaha that is awesome
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'wow, that was a good comeback, just repeating the same thing, but in a way which makes you sound retarded. im in awe at your mad insulting skills. no seriously. your my new hero.'-Apple





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Dec 16 2004 8:01PM
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jarossamdb7
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there is a fucking reason, they arnt jsut trying to be funny. the way google works is it tracks what has been clicked on the most. that is y the misreable falure thing works. it is the most popular site that people click on when they search misreable failure. there is a way to make it that way that you can set up a cirtan thing, like if someone has a link to george bush's resume on a web page they made and the link is titles misreable failure. that is basically how it works. there was a bunch of people mad becuase if you search jew one of the first things that comes up is a racist nazi site and they wanted google to change it, but it would have fucked up their whole system.
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''When they attacked us'' - Rudolph Giuliani former republican mayor of NYC referring to Iraq in an interview on NBC news after the presidential debate
Dec 16 2004 10:03PM
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saucerboy84
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 10
nah, its for real, try it yourself...type french military victories and hit im feeling lucky. there are plenty of others like that too.
Dec 17 2004 9:36AM
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FLGators0621
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how true that is



Dont' come running to me when you cut your legs off with a lawnmower!!
Dec 17 2004 10:25AM
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