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Such_Doge
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So today was a day of silence at our high school and I decided to have some fun. The whole point of the day was to not talk to support people who are bullied for being different such as gay or liking animals instead of humans. So in my English class the one little rascal steals my pencil ( be aware his is partaking in the silence) so I said to him "don't talk if you're gay" and he didn't talk so I laughed and on top of that my teacher is a lesbian so she was extra pissed so I ended up getting suspended so I planning my revenge on them and the cruel school discipline system. Please newschoolers share you thoughts with me and send me vibes.
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May 20 2014 10:41PM
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HamFaceGirl
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
May 20 2014 10:43PM
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.Hugo.
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You sound like the kind of kid i'd drive a steamroller over
May 20 2014 10:43PM
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bfulmer
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YogurtSlangerWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.


fuck this fucking shit is fucking old as fuck
May 20 2014 10:44PM
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cultrara
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Does anyone know why you can only rate people 1/10 now and not 0/10?
May 20 2014 10:44PM
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GayWolf420
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lol get ownt OP.




i just take funny snapchats of stupid-ass kids. there is this kid in my psych class that has wore a fedora every single day this year, so i take at least one snapchat a week of him. rybak, cummings and SFB know what im talkin about.
May 20 2014 10:45PM
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Such_Doge
Posts: 204 - Karma: 704
YogurtSlangerWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.


God bless you sir.
May 20 2014 10:45PM
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.Hugo.
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cultraraDoes anyone know why you can only rate people 1/10 now and not 0/10?


go to his profile and you can get it to 0. For some people it's worth the little extra effort
May 20 2014 10:45PM
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HamFaceGirl
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cultraraDoes anyone know why you can only rate people 1/10 now and not 0/10?


bitch
May 20 2014 10:46PM
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Such_Doge
Posts: 204 - Karma: 704
cultraraDoes anyone know why you can only rate people 1/10 now and not 0/10?


That's a little harsh ain't it
May 20 2014 10:46PM
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GayWolf420
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.Hugo.go to his profile and you can get it to 0. For some people it's worth the little extra effort


negative karma needs to happen. i want to see the first person with -100k in karma or some shit.
May 20 2014 10:46PM
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Such_Doge
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DeebieSkeebiesnegative karma needs to happen. i want to see the first person with -100k in karma or some shit.


It will be me I guarantee it.
May 20 2014 10:48PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,849
.Hugo.go to his profile and you can get it to 0. For some people it's worth the little extra effort


Thanks dude
May 20 2014 10:48PM
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Such_Doge
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YogurtSlangerbitch


You are my favorite member now.
May 20 2014 10:48PM
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Chubz.
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Story is weak OP
May 20 2014 10:49PM
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Such_Doge
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cultraraThanks dude


Fight me newb. I bench 100 pounds I got punch you in Portland and you get knocked all the way Miami. Think b4 u speak brodah mann
May 20 2014 10:51PM
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SFB
Posts: 8895 - Karma: 26,356
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
May 20 2014 10:53PM
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chickenonabun
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DeebieSkeebiesnegative karma needs to happen. i want to see the first person with -100k in karma or some shit.


Such_DogeIt will be me I guarantee it.


No it will be me, wu tang said so.
May 20 2014 11:09PM
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.Hugo.
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DeebieSkeebiesnegative karma needs to happen. i want to see the first person with -100k in karma or some shit.


This is something I can get behind
May 20 2014 11:11PM
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Such_Doge
Posts: 204 - Karma: 704
cultraraDoes anyone know why you can only rate people 1/10 now and not 0/10?


Bullying people over the internet is real tough. I'm really scared my deepest apologies to u brodah and off I kill myself with a dido I will blame it on you for bullying me on the World Wide Web.
May 20 2014 11:26PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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hey guys i just found out i might have gotten this girl prego pls send vibz
Jun 23 2014 6:33PM
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SFB
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Lord_Byronhey guys i just found out i might have gotten this girl prego pls send vibz


u should probly just killuself
Jun 23 2014 8:26PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
>talking about my gay uncle
>say homosexual
>teacher starts freaking out
>i stand there speechless
>she tries to kick me out
>lolwut
>im 12
>she says she has gay family
>she says she has gay friends
>I say I was talking about my uncle
>still kicks me out
>i go to office
>principal goes lolwut
>I get a free period

Also I dropped a bag of weed right infront of a fresh student teacher. She looks at it, looks at me, watches me put it in my backpack and zip it up, class goes on as scheduled. One of my homies was sitting next to me and he almost shit himself.
Jun 23 2014 8:31PM
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raymondcabral
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Such_DogeBullying people over the internet is real tough. I'm really scared my deepest apologies to u brodah and off I kill myself with a dido I will blame it on you for bullying me on the World Wide Web.


You suck as both a member and a person.
Jun 23 2014 8:44PM
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Wampire
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farted and blamed it on the girl sitting next to me
Jun 23 2014 10:58PM
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theabortionator
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Nobody cares about you or your high school drama.


Go tell your mom, your cat or a shrink.
Jun 23 2014 11:04PM
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