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First time smoking tips?

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dtwizzle
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Well I just started dating this girl who turns out to be a little bit of a pothead. Even though ive been around marijuana in my life ive never actually smoked, which is a little weird considereing all my siblings and friends do. I think one of the reasons ive stayed away from it is my brother was on heroin and a bunch of other weird shit at one point and he was probably my only chance of smoking.

back on topic, I need tips on how to do it correctly because I dont wanna look like a diptard in front of my girlfriend.

pretty sure it was safer to ask this on newschoolers than hear answers from 30 year old moms on yahoo answers.

share your first time experiences and tips, i like reading
May 20 2014 8:35PM
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KimJong-Illest
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The first time I did the pots was on the play ground in elementary school. This kid shoved me off the monkey bars and it really hurt. My teacher told me she had something to make me feel better so she injected 7 marijuanas into my arm. I felt the rush but had to go to the hospital because I almost OD'd.
May 20 2014 8:39PM
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dtwizzle
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my buddy talked about puking while smoking, any suggestions for not puking lol
May 20 2014 8:39PM
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GayWolf420
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should be in the 420 cult seeing as you will get absolutely flamed by people.






that being said, first time i got actually high was at my sisters party smoking an apple bowl with this french dude. then he got really fucking wasted and pissed in someones shoe.
May 20 2014 8:41PM
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d00d
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Op is kyle
Girlfriend is filmer

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/767539/smoking
May 20 2014 8:43PM
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dtwizzle
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DeebieSkeebiesshould be in the 420 cult seeing as you will get absolutely flamed by people.






that being said, first time i got actually high was at my sisters party smoking an apple bowl with this french dude. then he got really fucking wasted and pissed in someones shoe.


never knew this website had a cult section until now actually
May 20 2014 8:43PM
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Ribss.
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DeebieSkeebiesshould be in the 420 cult seeing as you will get absolutely flamed by people.






that being said, first time i got actually high was at my sisters party smoking an apple bowl with this french dude. then he got really fucking wasted and pissed in someones shoe.


French dudes always fucking do that.
May 20 2014 8:43PM
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WyattShapperd
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Take a weed, inhale a fumes, exhale a smoke, u r happy now
May 20 2014 8:45PM
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acualywasdolan
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Haha.

Op you might not get high the first time as was the case with me. you will think everything is hilarious, get paranoid, or both.

if you have a bad time just relax and tell urself it will be over in a couple hrs.
May 20 2014 8:46PM
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GayWolf420
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PrixMansnever knew this website had a cult section until now actually


the 420 cult is mostly quiet, but there are still a few people that post in it. it has some great information regarding anything marijuana related.

you got to smoke it a few times to experience the actual effects. but there really is nothing like your first times getting high. you'll be baked for hours, so dont plan on doing anything important after.
May 20 2014 8:57PM
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op14
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DeebieSkeebiesthe 420 cult is mostly quiet, but there are still a few people that post in it. it has some great information regarding anything marijuana related.

you got to smoke it a few times to experience the actual effects. but there really is nothing like your first times getting high. you'll be baked for hours, so dont plan on doing anything important after.


If you snoke enough your first time it is possible to get totally sconed. OP, you gotta make sure your girlfriend has the python hand blown glass blown and make sure she packs it real tight and stiffy with the catapolonic from off the 15 up north. See Kyle video above for further details.
May 20 2014 9:32PM
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Petey.
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gwan bahkka
May 20 2014 9:38PM
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dtwizzle
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mmccarthy14If you snoke enough your first time it is possible to get totally sconed. OP, you gotta make sure your girlfriend has the python hand blown glass blown and make sure she packs it real tight and stiffy with the catapolonic from off the 15 up north. See Kyle video above for further details.



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May 20 2014 9:39PM
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MTPOW
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Do you know what you'll be smoking out of? If it's any sort of bowl, make sure only to put the lighter flame on the edge so you don't ruin the good stuff in one hit. It's called "cornering". Put your finger over the carb hole until you're almost done with your hit. Try not to cough too hard. That's about it, have fun.
May 20 2014 9:40PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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DeebieSkeebiesshould be in the 420 cult seeing as you will get absolutely flamed by people.






that being said, first time i got actually high was at my sisters party smoking an apple bowl with this french dude. then he got really fucking wasted and pissed in someones shoe.


inb4 actually is Candide
May 20 2014 9:41PM
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ZeMagnificentKev
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Well everyone's got all the good advice down, all I gotta say is, your rreeaalllyy gonna like the sex, if that's something you two do yet, but your gonna get baked with her so its kinda a given.
May 20 2014 10:23PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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op is a noodle
May 20 2014 10:49PM
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SFB
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i strongly urge you not to smoke op, only degenerate criminal scum, and serial killers smoke marjaunda.
just one toke of weed is enough to OD and cause instant death.
May 20 2014 10:51PM
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Phil-X-
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OP dont suck as hard as you think you'll need to. Being so accustom to sucking down dicks can really throw you off for your first time.
May 20 2014 11:27PM
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El_Barto.
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dont forget to cup the balls
May 20 2014 11:29PM
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250r
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smoke meth not weed, its way better
May 20 2014 11:31PM
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acualywasdolan
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El_Barto.dont forget to cup the balls

this goes without saying
May 20 2014 11:59PM
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FunkySane
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My advice, don't do it.
May 21 2014 12:16AM
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danbrown
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Turd.Fergusoninb4 actually is Candide


wouldnt surprise me
May 21 2014 12:16AM
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Zimmerman
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macinnisWell everyone's got all the good advice down, all I gotta say is, your rreeaalllyy gonna like the sex, if that's something you two do yet, but your gonna get baked with her so its kinda a given.


If she smokes, she pokes
May 21 2014 12:29AM
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backseat.bandit
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NRamsayOp is kyle
Girlfriend is filmer

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/767539/smoking


http://chronnerbrothers.com/
May 21 2014 12:53AM
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Such_Doge
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Real men snort coke.
May 21 2014 1:04AM
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Peter.
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if you think you're too high be sure to immediately call your mom and tell her about everything you just did. it is a sure fire way to lose a high
May 21 2014 1:05AM
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Bodhisattva_
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DeebieSkeebiesthe 420 cult is mostly quiet, but there are still a few people that post in it. it has some great information regarding anything marijuana related.

you got to smoke it a few times to experience the actual effects. but there really is nothing like your first times getting high. you'll be baked for hours, so dont plan on doing anything important after.


Not true just make sure you take it in just like a big breath and do that every time. Smoke a few bowls and you will be cheeched as a mother fucker
May 21 2014 1:16AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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a common rookie mistake is swallowing the smoke. so yeah, don't swallow.
May 21 2014 1:29AM
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Laurent.
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Don't be this guy:

http://youtu.be/OfBTS4OE-rs
May 21 2014 4:04AM
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Laurent.
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Just don't be this guy:

http://youtu.be/OfBTS4OE-rs
May 21 2014 4:07AM
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Toaster-Tony
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*TACO-DOGE*a common rookie mistake is swallowing the smoke. so yeah, don't swallow.


yeah, if you swallow it just gets you too high too fast. It's best just to inhale or else you'll probably start freaking out
May 21 2014 4:26AM
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WPoch
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Dont smoke weed. Obama said it turns you gay
May 21 2014 8:13AM
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theabortionator
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Tell her that weed is pussy shit and get her to huff duster with you. You'll go from relative obscurity to being that baddest bitch in your school.
May 21 2014 10:29AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Diabeetoyeah, if you swallow it just gets you too high too fast. It's best just to inhale or else you'll probably start freaking out


I'm not sure if trolling or not but dont fucking swallow it or you won't feel shit. Don't be a pussy and handle your high. I smoked for the 1st time at 13 and still didn't freak out as much as these pussies who are like 17 when they smoke for the first time and get on here and give you shitty advice. Get high, enjoy the feeling, come down, do it again, become a pothead and smoke every day until you just feel normal when you smoke.
May 21 2014 12:37PM
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GayWolf420
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Thizzle.I'm not sure if trolling or not but dont fucking swallow it or you won't feel shit. Don't be a pussy and handle your high. I smoked for the 1st time at 13 and still didn't freak out as much as these pussies who are like 17 when they smoke for the first time and get on here and give you shitty advice. Get high, enjoy the feeling, come down, do it again, become a pothead and smoke every day until you just feel normal when you smoke.


yeah, actually i take back the comment about trying it a few times. the first time for people, i notice they mostly bitch toke and dont inhale.


but ive heard some hilarious stories of kids that cant keep it cool when they're high, and ive seen kids freak out. its strange. its all in your head i feel like.
May 21 2014 12:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
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DeebieSkeebiesyeah, actually i take back the comment about trying it a few times. the first time for people, i notice they mostly bitch toke and dont inhale.


but ive heard some hilarious stories of kids that cant keep it cool when they're high, and ive seen kids freak out. its strange. its all in your head i feel like.


Haha ya I was fucking around the 2nd half of that post. Getting high fir the first time is a fuckin mind-bending experience and it takes a few times to get used to that feeling and stay calm throughout. I think that's why a lot of times kid's are kinda scared to inhale the first couple times in fear of getting really high.
May 21 2014 12:51PM
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theBearJew
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PrixMansmy buddy talked about puking while smoking, any suggestions for not puking lol


Drink water? First time I smoked I hit a 4 ft gravity bong and was gone. Felt like I was gonna puke so I downed a pitcher of water and never did.
May 21 2014 12:52PM
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gotti
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First time i smoked was in my friends garage. didint get hi

second time however... all i remember was watching south park and laughing the entire time
May 21 2014 2:31PM
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[tk]
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You smoke tips bro? woah..
May 21 2014 5:38PM
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SnowMiser
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-Make sure you can operate a lighter. I know it sounds stupid but I've seem people look reaaaally dumb trying to get a bic to go by flicking the safety tab
-If its a bong, gently suck in when you light it, don't expect it to just bubble up by itself
-Remember that you can walk. It might seem impossible, but you can indeed still walk whilst high

Most importantly, just trust her and let her guide you. I'm sure she knows it's your first time and if she's good at what she does (which it sounds like she is) then she'll make it enjoyable.



and for the record i'm not trying to look like a weed genius, all these issues were my fuckups, learn from my mistakes haha
May 21 2014 6:17PM
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_____alfredo____
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change your name to snoop
May 21 2014 7:58PM
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dtwizzle
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pjosullivan-Make sure you can operate a lighter. I know it sounds stupid but I've seem people look reaaaally dumb trying to get a bic to go by flicking the safety tab
-If its a bong, gently suck in when you light it, don't expect it to just bubble up by itself
-Remember that you can walk. It might seem impossible, but you can indeed still walk whilst high

Most importantly, just trust her and let her guide you. I'm sure she knows it's your first time and if she's good at what she does (which it sounds like she is) then she'll make it enjoyable.



and for the record i'm not trying to look like a weed genius, all these issues were my fuckups, learn from my mistakes haha


Thank you for some quality advice
May 21 2014 8:19PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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You might be nervous but once youre high youll be fine. She can show you how to hit whatever it is youre smoking, then just make sure you have somewhere comfy to sit.

Also sex while high is the fucking shit.
May 21 2014 8:26PM
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dtwizzle
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Lord_Byronsex while high


Goal
May 21 2014 8:40PM
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ABdrummer
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NRamsayOp is kyle
Girlfriend is filmer

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/767539/smoking




Hilarious seeing this guy in commercials now. He's got a framily
May 21 2014 8:41PM
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SmotSmoke
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of course, he will be high though no acting necessary. Right now the raccoons are being assholes and trying to eat my garbage those clever bastards and live in my house so im about to kick the shit out of one. They cant be living in my attic any more.
May 22 2014 1:25AM
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deeeeezy
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caution if you smoke weed you will turn gay and your girlfriend will break up with you
May 22 2014 1:42AM
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